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Who Do You Think Gave The First Blowjob In History?

And Why?
Marvelous National
  03/20/18
I've witnessed cows performing what appeared to be for all i...
citrine set really tough guy
  03/20/18
...
mauve odious feces
  03/20/18
Cr our football team bus drove by a farm on the way to a gam...
Sinister Hospital Reading Party
  03/20/18
180
citrine set really tough guy
  03/20/18
WHole bus went wild. Even the coaches.
Sinister Hospital Reading Party
  03/21/18
...
Excitant swollen place of business affirmative action
  03/21/18
it was a jellyfish sucking on a larval pre-humanoid proto-pe...
fighting glittery indirect expression dilemma
  03/20/18
Why do you think Adam asked God to take a rib out?
swashbuckling maroon persian
  03/20/18
(Steve Bannon)
Flushed Harsh Toaster
  03/20/18
your mom
Hyperactive casino
  03/20/18
...
Electric Coral Codepig Abode
  03/20/18
Some French woman.
Bearded Sienna Circlehead
  03/20/18
probably a sheep.
vigorous frozen fanboi toilet seat
  03/20/18
there's midrashic scholarship on this. chava eating the &quo...
Buck-toothed aggressive useless brakes
  03/20/18
So then Adam must have heard the snake? Why did he act like ...
Flushed Harsh Toaster
  03/20/18
it is blatantly obvious to me that the Adam and Eve/fruit st...
Azure Irradiated Area Trust Fund
  03/20/18
it's about so many things, and we cant even begin to underst...
Buck-toothed aggressive useless brakes
  03/20/18
...
flatulent plaza
  03/20/18
"it's about so many things" "we cant even ...
blue beta masturbator range
  03/20/18
knowing what one doesnt know is a sign of intelligence. cf s...
Buck-toothed aggressive useless brakes
  03/20/18
I thought it was about vaginal sex vs. anal sex. Let me see ...
Marvelous National
  03/20/18
it might be about sex in a form we cant even begin to unders...
Buck-toothed aggressive useless brakes
  03/20/18
I'm telling you it has something to do with the snake who w...
Azure Irradiated Area Trust Fund
  03/20/18
Sometimes a talking snake is just a talking snake
Flushed Harsh Toaster
  03/20/18
thousands and thousands of years of cocksucking
Stirring chestnut travel guidebook
  03/20/18
A single woman or a man.
dashing rose forum
  03/20/18
I've seen silver back gorillas at the zoo giving bjs so it a...
Chartreuse hairraiser market
  03/20/18
female apes do it outside of estrus to keep alphas happy
Ebony meetinghouse organic girlfriend
  03/20/18
Probably the cause of the whole Jesus crucifixition thing
sick garnet mediation temple
  03/20/18
genghis khan probably came up with it
Aromatic Unholy Piazza
  03/20/18
has to have been a dude on dude
Bateful magenta striped hyena shrine
  03/20/18
Time traveling Doobs
sick garnet mediation temple
  03/20/18
Mitochondrial Steve
Turquoise Supple Pocket Flask Police Squad
  03/20/18
Peter Peterman I
Vivacious locale
  03/20/18
ptermanus athorpithicus
laughsome iridescent jap property
  03/20/18
Somebody who smeared wooly mammoth meat on their c**k and ha...
Cracking point karate
  03/20/18
neanderthals would take cro mags as slaves for this
dun ape
  03/20/18
My thirteen year old boyfriend
Ungodly dopamine
  03/20/18
apes suck each other off all the time, so its very likely ou...
provocative fishy university
  03/21/18
Helen of Troy. Was so amazing the guy she blew started a wa...
Coiffed Elastic Band
  03/21/18


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Date: March 20th, 2018 3:11 PM
Author: Marvelous National

And Why?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35646207)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 3:22 PM
Author: citrine set really tough guy

I've witnessed cows performing what appeared to be for all intents and purposes oral stimulation on cows of the opposite sex. I'm convinced that the first blow job predates the emergence of hominids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35646307)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 3:27 PM
Author: mauve odious feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35646348)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 3:50 PM
Author: Sinister Hospital Reading Party

Cr our football team bus drove by a farm on the way to a game. Bull had mounted a cow from the front, was giving her a mouthful not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35646542)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 3:56 PM
Author: citrine set really tough guy

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35646597)



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Date: March 21st, 2018 11:51 AM
Author: Sinister Hospital Reading Party

WHole bus went wild. Even the coaches.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35652311)



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Date: March 21st, 2018 11:45 AM
Author: Excitant swollen place of business affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35652265)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 3:13 PM
Author: fighting glittery indirect expression dilemma

it was a jellyfish sucking on a larval pre-humanoid proto-penis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35646217)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 3:16 PM
Author: swashbuckling maroon persian

Why do you think Adam asked God to take a rib out?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35646251)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 3:25 PM
Author: Flushed Harsh Toaster

(Steve Bannon)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35646329)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 3:19 PM
Author: Hyperactive casino

your mom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35646280)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 3:19 PM
Author: Electric Coral Codepig Abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35646287)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 3:19 PM
Author: Bearded Sienna Circlehead

Some French woman.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35646290)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 3:22 PM
Author: vigorous frozen fanboi toilet seat

probably a sheep.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35646305)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 3:25 PM
Author: Buck-toothed aggressive useless brakes

there's midrashic scholarship on this. chava eating the "fruit" from the tree could be interpreted as adam's cum.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35646327)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 3:26 PM
Author: Flushed Harsh Toaster

So then Adam must have heard the snake? Why did he act like he didnt?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35646342)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 3:27 PM
Author: Azure Irradiated Area Trust Fund

it is blatantly obvious to me that the Adam and Eve/fruit story is about sex, but I always assumed that Eve fucked herself with the snake and realized sex is about pleasure, rather than a divine gift

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35646347)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 3:29 PM
Author: Buck-toothed aggressive useless brakes

it's about so many things, and we cant even begin to understand. this is why the goyim are so stupid -- interpreting all this shit literally.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35646363)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 3:36 PM
Author: flatulent plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35646423)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 3:38 PM
Author: blue beta masturbator range

"it's about so many things"

"we cant even begin to understand"

so you don't understand anything about Adam and Even, good jew.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35646442)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 6:21 PM
Author: Buck-toothed aggressive useless brakes

knowing what one doesnt know is a sign of intelligence. cf stupid goyim

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35647713)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 3:52 PM
Author: Marvelous National

I thought it was about vaginal sex vs. anal sex. Let me see if i can dig up scholarship here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35646559)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 4:12 PM
Author: Buck-toothed aggressive useless brakes

it might be about sex in a form we cant even begin to understand. grinding our rib cages against each other and we came?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35646711)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 4:15 PM
Author: Azure Irradiated Area Trust Fund

I'm telling you it has something to do with the snake

who was the famous female historical figure who myth says fucked snakes? I forget

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35646725)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 4:34 PM
Author: Flushed Harsh Toaster

Sometimes a talking snake is just a talking snake

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35646899)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 3:26 PM
Author: Stirring chestnut travel guidebook

thousands and thousands of years of cocksucking

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35646338)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 3:28 PM
Author: dashing rose forum

A single woman or a man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35646353)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 3:31 PM
Author: Chartreuse hairraiser market

I've seen silver back gorillas at the zoo giving bjs so it absolutely predates homo sapiens.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35646379)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 3:33 PM
Author: Ebony meetinghouse organic girlfriend

female apes do it outside of estrus to keep alphas happy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35646393)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 3:44 PM
Author: sick garnet mediation temple

Probably the cause of the whole Jesus crucifixition thing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35646494)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 3:44 PM
Author: Aromatic Unholy Piazza

genghis khan probably came up with it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35646498)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 3:50 PM
Author: Bateful magenta striped hyena shrine

has to have been a dude on dude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35646545)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 4:18 PM
Author: sick garnet mediation temple

Time traveling Doobs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35646744)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 4:35 PM
Author: Turquoise Supple Pocket Flask Police Squad

Mitochondrial Steve

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35646906)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 6:20 PM
Author: Vivacious locale

Peter Peterman I

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35647707)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 7:21 PM
Author: laughsome iridescent jap property

ptermanus athorpithicus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35648203)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 7:18 PM
Author: Cracking point karate

Somebody who smeared wooly mammoth meat on their c**k and had Rover go to town.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35648165)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 7:19 PM
Author: dun ape

neanderthals would take cro mags as slaves for this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35648178)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 7:24 PM
Author: Ungodly dopamine

My thirteen year old boyfriend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35648222)



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Date: March 21st, 2018 11:48 AM
Author: provocative fishy university

apes suck each other off all the time, so its very likely our ape ancestors did this. so the question is: at what point in our evolution do we start counting?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35652292)



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Date: March 21st, 2018 11:48 AM
Author: Coiffed Elastic Band

Helen of Troy. Was so amazing the guy she blew started a war for her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35652294)