\
  The most prestigious law school admissions discussion board in the world.
BackRefresh Options Favorite

Ted Cruz is getting extremely fat

https://twitter.com/LazyyMillennial/status/97726794079693619...
Pearly bearded mother
  03/23/18
Gross
comical coldplay fan telephone
  03/23/18
jfc
ruby sweet tailpipe space
  03/23/18
He needs to lose weight for health purposes ... looks like a...
jet tanning salon windowlicker
  03/23/18
Dr Julia
flirting mischievous famous landscape painting meetinghouse
  03/23/18
...
confused lime locus
  03/25/18
...
Insanely creepy crackhouse roast beef
  03/23/18
He's fucked by the 2-3% native genes in him.
multi-colored sable location
  03/23/18
Nah. His dad isn't a fatass.
Pearly bearded mother
  03/23/18
You mean white american genes
Territorial red church building dysfunction
  03/23/18
His dads dad was apparently an immigrant from the Canary Isl...
Pale Razzle-dazzle Temple
  03/23/18
he gained like 50lbs in over a month http://xoxohth.com/t...
Territorial red church building dysfunction
  03/23/18
thought this would be about ted cruz tp
pink rough-skinned elastic band
  03/23/18
That's him
Harsh flickering foreskin dingle berry
  03/23/18
He's really starting to look like LBJ in a fucked up kind of...
big milk
  03/23/18
Ted's probably in some kind of competition with Al Gore.
Metal piazza tattoo
  03/23/18
"Just a pissed-off twenty-something hoping to help buil...
Hilarious Passionate Jewess
  03/23/18
...
Territorial red church building dysfunction
  03/23/18
it made his face look even weirder
Slimy mint keepsake machete address
  03/23/18
He honestly believed that it was his destiny to win the Pres...
Razzle school cafeteria
  03/23/18
plus he now realizes that almost all gop voters hate his gut...
ultramarine tantric circlehead theater
  03/24/18
jesus christ, gen-x - pull it together.
Doobsian cocky stag film
  03/23/18
Fryin’ Ted
splenetic area indirect expression
  03/23/18
...
Insanely creepy crackhouse roast beef
  03/23/18
Trump clearly broke his mind.
Brindle point
  03/23/18
This chick has daddy issues. She needs daddy to spank her. L...
Harsh flickering foreskin dingle berry
  03/23/18
she obviously unbuttoned her blazer once they were posed lol...
Pearly bearded mother
  03/23/18
makes me feel better about myself.
Hilarious Passionate Jewess
  03/23/18
(Molly Jong-Fast)
fragrant home
  03/23/18
This is a dude who does like ten minutes of real work in a d...
Brindle point
  03/24/18
Does it even matter for him at this point though? I mean, he...
Pearly bearded mother
  03/24/18
Not good. Repulsive as he may be, we need this guy to hang ...
stimulating dun partner
  03/24/18
...
Pearly bearded mother
  03/24/18
good thing he's running against Chad, who is already destroy...
underhanded wine hell
  03/24/18
doesn't matter how many coastal Jews fund him Texas ain't...
Tan bat shit crazy indian lodge prole
  03/25/18
He's sexy and makes me want to fuck a melted candle
ivory curious hospital private investor
  03/25/18
No doubt dealing with crazy amounts of stress the past 18 mo...
Copper Parlour Messiness
  03/25/18


Poast new message in this thread



Reply Favorite

Date: March 23rd, 2018 8:46 PM
Author: Pearly bearded mother

https://twitter.com/LazyyMillennial/status/977267940796936192

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927321&forum_id=2#35674372)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 23rd, 2018 8:47 PM
Author: comical coldplay fan telephone

Gross

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927321&forum_id=2#35674378)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 23rd, 2018 8:54 PM
Author: ruby sweet tailpipe space

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927321&forum_id=2#35674448)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 23rd, 2018 8:55 PM
Author: jet tanning salon windowlicker

He needs to lose weight for health purposes ... looks like a candidate for coronary artery disease

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927321&forum_id=2#35674464)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 23rd, 2018 9:11 PM
Author: flirting mischievous famous landscape painting meetinghouse

Dr Julia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927321&forum_id=2#35674611)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 25th, 2018 7:21 AM
Author: confused lime locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927321&forum_id=2#35682330)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 23rd, 2018 9:57 PM
Author: Insanely creepy crackhouse roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927321&forum_id=2#35674865)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 23rd, 2018 8:55 PM
Author: multi-colored sable location

He's fucked by the 2-3% native genes in him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927321&forum_id=2#35674472)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 23rd, 2018 9:02 PM
Author: Pearly bearded mother

Nah. His dad isn't a fatass.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927321&forum_id=2#35674542)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 23rd, 2018 9:02 PM
Author: Territorial red church building dysfunction

You mean white american genes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927321&forum_id=2#35674547)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 23rd, 2018 9:26 PM
Author: Pale Razzle-dazzle Temple

His dads dad was apparently an immigrant from the Canary Islands. Don’t know about his abuela.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927321&forum_id=2#35674675)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 23rd, 2018 8:56 PM
Author: Territorial red church building dysfunction

he gained like 50lbs in over a month

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3909098&mc=59&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927321&forum_id=2#35674477)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 23rd, 2018 9:03 PM
Author: pink rough-skinned elastic band

thought this would be about ted cruz tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927321&forum_id=2#35674553)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 23rd, 2018 9:35 PM
Author: Harsh flickering foreskin dingle berry

That's him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927321&forum_id=2#35674733)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 23rd, 2018 9:03 PM
Author: big milk

He's really starting to look like LBJ in a fucked up kind of way

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927321&forum_id=2#35674559)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 23rd, 2018 9:05 PM
Author: Metal piazza tattoo

Ted's probably in some kind of competition with Al Gore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927321&forum_id=2#35674570)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 23rd, 2018 9:07 PM
Author: Hilarious Passionate Jewess

"Just a pissed-off twenty-something hoping to help build a better world."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927321&forum_id=2#35674582)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 23rd, 2018 9:09 PM
Author: Territorial red church building dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927321&forum_id=2#35674599)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 23rd, 2018 9:08 PM
Author: Slimy mint keepsake machete address

it made his face look even weirder

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927321&forum_id=2#35674587)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 23rd, 2018 9:08 PM
Author: Razzle school cafeteria

He honestly believed that it was his destiny to win the Presidency. Dominion theology or something like that. Like Hillary, he’d sought after it for his entire life.

His worldview was shattered when Trump beat him, so he’s probably still adjusting, lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927321&forum_id=2#35674590)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 24th, 2018 1:23 AM
Author: ultramarine tantric circlehead theater

plus he now realizes that almost all gop voters hate his guts...biggest phony in congress, which is saying a lot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927321&forum_id=2#35675966)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 23rd, 2018 9:09 PM
Author: Doobsian cocky stag film

jesus christ, gen-x - pull it together.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927321&forum_id=2#35674597)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 23rd, 2018 9:24 PM
Author: splenetic area indirect expression

Fryin’ Ted

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927321&forum_id=2#35674662)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 23rd, 2018 9:58 PM
Author: Insanely creepy crackhouse roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927321&forum_id=2#35674869)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 23rd, 2018 9:28 PM
Author: Brindle point

Trump clearly broke his mind.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927321&forum_id=2#35674687)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 23rd, 2018 9:34 PM
Author: Harsh flickering foreskin dingle berry

This chick has daddy issues. She needs daddy to spank her. Look at how similar they look.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927321&forum_id=2#35674729)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 23rd, 2018 9:39 PM
Author: Pearly bearded mother

she obviously unbuttoned her blazer once they were posed lol. wonder what he was listening to on his phone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927321&forum_id=2#35674762)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 23rd, 2018 9:44 PM
Author: Hilarious Passionate Jewess

makes me feel better about myself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927321&forum_id=2#35674789)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 23rd, 2018 9:46 PM
Author: fragrant home

(Molly Jong-Fast)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927321&forum_id=2#35674798)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 24th, 2018 1:25 AM
Author: Brindle point

This is a dude who does like ten minutes of real work in a day too. The fuck is his excuse?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927321&forum_id=2#35675972)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 24th, 2018 1:28 AM
Author: Pearly bearded mother

Does it even matter for him at this point though? I mean, he's going to look like shit regardless.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927321&forum_id=2#35675980)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 24th, 2018 1:41 AM
Author: stimulating dun partner

Not good. Repulsive as he may be, we need this guy to hang on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927321&forum_id=2#35676031)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 24th, 2018 10:20 PM
Author: Pearly bearded mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927321&forum_id=2#35680718)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 24th, 2018 10:22 PM
Author: underhanded wine hell

good thing he's running against Chad, who is already destroying him in fundraising

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/a/ad/Beto_O%27Rourke%2C_Official_portrait%2C_113th_Congress.jpg/220px-Beto_O%27Rourke%2C_Official_portrait%2C_113th_Congress.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927321&forum_id=2#35680727)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 25th, 2018 7:06 AM
Author: Tan bat shit crazy indian lodge prole

doesn't matter how many coastal Jews fund him

Texas ain't electing a shitlib wannabe Latino

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927321&forum_id=2#35682320)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 25th, 2018 7:11 AM
Author: ivory curious hospital private investor

He's sexy and makes me want to fuck a melted candle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927321&forum_id=2#35682327)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 25th, 2018 7:22 AM
Author: Copper Parlour Messiness

No doubt dealing with crazy amounts of stress the past 18 months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927321&forum_id=2#35682331)