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Why the fuck is Chicago throwing a parade on a school day in ferris bueller?

Story doesn't add up
harsh gay wizard
  03/24/18
Maybe a holiday for city, but not suburbs? I hardly know ...
Pontificating exciting point
  03/24/18
Ty
harsh gay wizard
  03/24/18
This could be it. I think Chicago used to closs for Pulaski ...
House-broken dingle berry
  12/05/20
Baseball isn’t being played then. Opening day is late ...
Honey-headed glittery wrinkle
  12/05/20
Isn't the holiday in the movie in Sept? Maybe he was at a mu...
House-broken dingle berry
  12/05/20
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soul-stirring degenerate
  03/17/22
He lived in Northbrook, which is one town over from Winnetka...
mildly autistic rambunctious karate skinny woman
  12/05/20
Midwest never not giving towns absurd names
soul-stirring degenerate
  03/17/22
Sometimes it’s French names, poorly pronounced.
carnelian big stock car dilemma
  03/17/22
TWIST | AND | SHOUT
buck-toothed love of her life
  03/24/18
Not only that, but it was a Von Steuben Day parade, which fa...
cowardly aquamarine principal's office community account
  03/24/18
they went to a baseball game, breh
wine multi-colored locus
  03/24/18
Wtf are you trying to say
harsh gay wizard
  03/24/18
(kid who was always picked last for co-Ed kickball)
wine multi-colored locus
  03/24/18
What was you fucking point you sexpat dork? Waf it September...
harsh gay wizard
  07/06/18
((John Hughes)) perpetrated one of the biggest falsehoods of...
harsh gay wizard
  03/24/18
if you know anything about von steuben (decadent cosmopolita...
Glassy Startling Church
  03/24/18
Does pederestrian have a point above or is this just more in...
harsh gay wizard
  03/24/18
His joke is that baseball games take forever, no?
lascivious immigrant chad
  03/24/18
I believe this is supposed to reflect ferris's magical power...
Glassy Startling Church
  03/24/18
...
lascivious immigrant chad
  03/24/18
terribly underrated
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  07/06/18
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Cobalt disturbing abode
  07/06/18
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Demanding resort depressive
  07/06/18
Whoa. Serious scholarship.
Impressive chrome digit ratio messiness
  07/06/18
The lack of blank bumps on this 180 poast will be seen by fu...
heady iridescent office
  03/16/23
Hughes cast a literal pedo as Principal Rooney
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  12/05/20
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  03/15/23
If I say Ferris Bueller is overrated is that blasphemy. Not...
Duck-like Spectacular Toaster
  03/24/18
It's getting exposed and destroyed itt
harsh gay wizard
  03/24/18
It was groundbreaking at the time, and us smart people have ...
Pontificating exciting point
  03/24/18
fatal flaw
floppy canary sex offender
  07/06/18
Get Over Ferris Bueller Everyone, by (((Alan Siegel))) ht...
wine multi-colored locus
  07/06/18
(Jeanie Bueller)
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wine multi-colored locus
  03/16/22
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pearly french spot quadroon
  03/17/22
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Deep doobsian patrolman school cafeteria
  03/16/23
Alan Siegel is a pen name for Ed Rooney
milky misunderstood new version
  12/05/20
part of the subtle magic realism that makes the movie so cha...
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  07/06/18
...
Shivering nighttime fanboi
  03/17/22
...
harsh gay wizard
  12/05/20
Clearly you don't understand the magic of the 80s.
provocative halford death wish
  12/05/20
It's hack shit Hughes' earlier NatLamp work is so much be...
Deep doobsian patrolman school cafeteria
  12/05/20
St. Patrick’s Day parade in NYC is on a school day. P...
tan magical rehab
  12/05/20
confirmed wtf. it's on the actual day.
harsh gay wizard
  03/16/23
The Isley Brothers (/ˈaɪzliː/) are an American musical gr...
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Date: March 24th, 2018 6:00 AM
Author: harsh gay wizard

Story doesn't add up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927578&forum_id=2#35676346)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 8:44 AM
Author: Pontificating exciting point

Maybe a holiday for city, but not suburbs?

I hardly know the area. Didn't Bueller live outide city limits?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927578&forum_id=2#35676489)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 10:00 AM
Author: harsh gay wizard

Ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927578&forum_id=2#35676717)



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Date: December 5th, 2020 10:45 AM
Author: House-broken dingle berry

This could be it. I think Chicago used to closs for Pulaski day in March, bur burbs schools were open

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927578&forum_id=2#41489881)



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Date: December 5th, 2020 10:48 AM
Author: Honey-headed glittery wrinkle

Baseball isn’t being played then. Opening day is late march/early April.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927578&forum_id=2#41489909)



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Date: December 5th, 2020 12:02 PM
Author: House-broken dingle berry

Isn't the holiday in the movie in Sept? Maybe he was at a multi track school? I haven't heard of it beinf used in the suburbs but that could explain it, no?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927578&forum_id=2#41490264)



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Date: March 17th, 2022 12:57 AM
Author: soul-stirring degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927578&forum_id=2#44163461)



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Date: December 5th, 2020 12:41 PM
Author: mildly autistic rambunctious karate skinny woman

He lived in Northbrook, which is one town over from Winnetka.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927578&forum_id=2#41490454)



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Date: March 17th, 2022 1:00 AM
Author: soul-stirring degenerate

Midwest never not giving towns absurd names

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927578&forum_id=2#44163469)



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Date: March 17th, 2022 1:01 AM
Author: carnelian big stock car dilemma

Sometimes it’s French names, poorly pronounced.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927578&forum_id=2#44163473)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 8:47 AM
Author: buck-toothed love of her life

TWIST | AND | SHOUT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927578&forum_id=2#35676499)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 9:10 AM
Author: cowardly aquamarine principal's office community account

Not only that, but it was a Von Steuben Day parade, which falls in September, even though it's strongly implied the school year is nearly over.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927578&forum_id=2#35676564)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 10:04 AM
Author: wine multi-colored locus

they went to a baseball game, breh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927578&forum_id=2#35676729)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 10:07 AM
Author: harsh gay wizard

Wtf are you trying to say

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927578&forum_id=2#35676738)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 10:23 AM
Author: wine multi-colored locus

(kid who was always picked last for co-Ed kickball)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927578&forum_id=2#35676784)



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Date: July 6th, 2018 8:26 AM
Author: harsh gay wizard

What was you fucking point you sexpat dork? Waf it September or end of the school year. Why would going to MLB be relevant to this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927578&forum_id=2#36373543)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 10:06 AM
Author: harsh gay wizard

((John Hughes)) perpetrated one of the biggest falsehoods of the 80s, affecting tens of millions of teenagers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927578&forum_id=2#35676733)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 10:10 AM
Author: Glassy Startling Church

if you know anything about von steuben (decadent cosmopolitan foreigner literally kicked off an entire continent for being such a flagrant pedo rapist that even the french were disgusted) it's not hard to see what Hughes is up to here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927578&forum_id=2#35676744)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 11:28 AM
Author: harsh gay wizard

Does pederestrian have a point above or is this just more incoherent sexpat mumbling that Xo is constantly subject to?

Does he think you can't go to a baseball game in May? Please explain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927578&forum_id=2#35677023)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 11:46 AM
Author: lascivious immigrant chad

His joke is that baseball games take forever, no?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927578&forum_id=2#35677096)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 12:07 PM
Author: Glassy Startling Church

I believe this is supposed to reflect ferris's magical powers--extending even to the manipulation of spacetime itself--as viewed through the lens of our intrepid audience surrogate, Cameron.

Ferris is so chill, so fratty, he can skip school to dance in parades and attend baseball games even when there is no parade scheduled in chicago and it's not baseball season. nb, cameron and Ferris do not live in chicago but the North shore suburbs (as noted above) and just as Ferris seems to warp reality around him in the limited world of suburban high school, so too does Chicago itself transform into a playground for the whims of Ferris Bueller, Cameron's idol.

Cameron is us. We are Cameron. Ferris is right in front of us but always out of reach.

*logs into xo for the 2789th day in a row*

"Hear me out bros: do you think if we wore lifts, copped propecia and backdoored our way into HWS..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927578&forum_id=2#35677170)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 12:12 PM
Author: lascivious immigrant chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927578&forum_id=2#35677195)



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Date: July 6th, 2018 8:35 AM
Author: green jet-lagged french chef den

terribly underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927578&forum_id=2#36373561)



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Date: July 6th, 2018 8:43 AM
Author: Cobalt disturbing abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927578&forum_id=2#36373579)



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Date: July 6th, 2018 8:37 AM
Author: Demanding resort depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927578&forum_id=2#36373566)



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Date: July 6th, 2018 8:37 AM
Author: Impressive chrome digit ratio messiness

Whoa. Serious scholarship.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927578&forum_id=2#36373567)



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Date: March 16th, 2023 2:58 PM
Author: heady iridescent office

The lack of blank bumps on this 180 poast will be seen by future digital historians as one of the roadmarks of XO's decline.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927578&forum_id=2#46060280)



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Date: December 5th, 2020 10:40 AM
Author: Razzle hominid lay

Hughes cast a literal pedo as Principal Rooney

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927578&forum_id=2#41489858)



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Date: March 15th, 2023 2:23 AM
Author: Costumed buff marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927578&forum_id=2#46053872)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 11:35 AM
Author: Duck-like Spectacular Toaster

If I say Ferris Bueller is overrated is that blasphemy. Not saying it isnt funny or even classic, but its not that great

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927578&forum_id=2#35677047)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 11:44 AM
Author: harsh gay wizard

It's getting exposed and destroyed itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927578&forum_id=2#35677091)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 12:09 PM
Author: Pontificating exciting point

It was groundbreaking at the time, and us smart people have been revisiting it in light of the observation that FB was just a narcissistic sociopath

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927578&forum_id=2#35677178)



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Date: July 6th, 2018 8:27 AM
Author: floppy canary sex offender

fatal flaw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927578&forum_id=2#36373544)



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Date: July 6th, 2018 8:38 AM
Author: wine multi-colored locus

Get Over Ferris Bueller Everyone, by (((Alan Siegel)))

https://www.theatlantic.com/entertainment/archive/2011/06/get-over-ferris-bueller-everyone/240155/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927578&forum_id=2#36373569)



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Date: July 6th, 2018 9:03 AM
Author: Mint orchestra pit kitty cat

(Jeanie Bueller)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927578&forum_id=2#36373647)



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Date: July 6th, 2018 9:55 AM
Author: puce fragrant market haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927578&forum_id=2#36373899)



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Date: July 6th, 2018 10:07 AM
Author: harsh gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927578&forum_id=2#36373986)



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Date: December 5th, 2020 10:44 AM
Author: Hairless business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927578&forum_id=2#41489875)



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Date: December 5th, 2020 10:44 AM
Author: flirting at-the-ready cruise ship mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927578&forum_id=2#41489877)



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Date: December 5th, 2020 10:46 AM
Author: pearly french spot quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927578&forum_id=2#41489888)



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Date: March 16th, 2022 4:43 PM
Author: wine multi-colored locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927578&forum_id=2#44160544)



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Date: March 17th, 2022 12:49 AM
Author: pearly french spot quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927578&forum_id=2#44163430)



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Date: March 16th, 2023 2:51 PM
Author: Deep doobsian patrolman school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927578&forum_id=2#46060230)



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Date: December 5th, 2020 10:50 AM
Author: milky misunderstood new version

Alan Siegel is a pen name for Ed Rooney

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927578&forum_id=2#41489915)



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Date: July 6th, 2018 9:08 AM
Author: appetizing geriatric ape tattoo

part of the subtle magic realism that makes the movie so charming

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927578&forum_id=2#36373665)



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Date: March 17th, 2022 12:17 AM
Author: Shivering nighttime fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927578&forum_id=2#44163244)



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Date: December 5th, 2020 10:35 AM
Author: harsh gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927578&forum_id=2#41489830)



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Date: December 5th, 2020 10:44 AM
Author: provocative halford death wish

Clearly you don't understand the magic of the 80s.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927578&forum_id=2#41489873)



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Date: December 5th, 2020 10:44 AM
Author: Deep doobsian patrolman school cafeteria

It's hack shit

Hughes' earlier NatLamp work is so much better

https://www.tgfa.org/fiction/MyVagina.htm

https://www.tgfa.org/fiction/MyPenis.htm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927578&forum_id=2#41489874)



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Date: December 5th, 2020 12:10 PM
Author: tan magical rehab

St. Patrick’s Day parade in NYC is on a school day. Popular day to skip school and head to manhattan.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927578&forum_id=2#41490299)



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Date: March 16th, 2023 1:56 PM
Author: harsh gay wizard

confirmed wtf. it's on the actual day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927578&forum_id=2#46059931)



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Date: March 17th, 2022 12:31 AM
Author: Contagious Cream Striped Hyena

The Isley Brothers (/ˈaɪzliː/) are an American musical group originally from Cincinnati, Ohio, that started as a vocal trio consisting of brothers O'Kelly Isley Jr., Rudolph Isley and Ronald Isley in the 1950s.[3][4][5][6][7] With a career spanning over eight decades, the group has enjoyed one of the "longest, most influential, and most diverse careers in the pantheon of popular music".[1]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927578&forum_id=2#44163314)



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Date: March 15th, 2023 2:31 AM
Author: Lemon site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927578&forum_id=2#46053884)