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UConn women's bball plays worst D3 men's team. Who wins?

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Self-absorbed Nudist School Nibblets
  03/24/18
Not even close. Men's team wins. Intramural men's teams used...
Costumed Mentally Impaired Famous Landscape Painting Ladyboy
  03/24/18
you're probably right, but UConn is even more of a dynasty t...
lime locus
  03/24/18
Lots of women's teams practice against men. And that's the u...
autistic rigor
  03/24/18
A couple of women’s players at my college showed up to the s...
Comical aqua reading party
  03/25/18
http://athletics.goucher.edu/sports/mbkb/2017-18/roster 0...
lime locus
  03/24/18
I think this might actually be close. Nobody on that team ov...
Fighting ebony tattoo
  03/24/18
UCONN would lose by 50
Out-of-control rehab juggernaut
  03/24/18
That's why I can't stand espn playing them and the women's t...
Self-absorbed Nudist School Nibblets
  03/24/18
(guy absolutely fuming every August during the Little League...
Demanding site idea he suggested
  03/24/18
Who would win between the worst G League team and Loyola, or...
jet concupiscible pisswyrm
  03/24/18
Does the D3 team have their arms tied behind their back?
orchid codepig foreskin
  03/24/18
Uconn women would win and it wouldn’t be close. Get real gu...
Beady-eyed gas station boistinker
  03/24/18
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chocolate sanctuary
  03/24/18
They wouldn't beat that goucher team
Self-absorbed Nudist School Nibblets
  03/24/18
The women would run offensive sets in circles around those g...
Sinister navy lettuce
  03/24/18
LMAO, but teh coaching...
Cocky flesh associate lay
  03/24/18
coaches do absolutely nothing. basically they're there to ke...
Gaped Stage Partner
  03/25/18
lol this is true how does incarceration impact the roster?
magenta mildly autistic institution headpube
  03/25/18
audibly loled
Boyish travel guidebook corner
  03/25/18
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awkward drab business firm kitty cat
  03/25/18
i dont even necessarily think the ladies would jeed to get b...
chocolate sanctuary
  03/25/18
UConn women v best middle school team?
Marvelous Maize Wrinkle Base
  03/24/18
LeBron Jr. STYLIN all over Geno's bitches
lime locus
  03/24/18
My highschool team was pretty mediocre but a girl on our gir...
Cocky flesh associate lay
  03/24/18
50/50
Cerise stag film organic girlfriend
  03/24/18
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Swashbuckling gold halford selfie
  03/24/18
I was all conference in D3. I've played with WNBA stars. I w...
Bistre Adventurous Sweet Tailpipe Wagecucks
  03/24/18
this is dumb. chicks would get stomped. the speed and streng...
appetizing ticket booth
  03/24/18
Ugh I basically hate the trend toward scoreboard-spinning in...
Marvelous Maize Wrinkle Base
  03/24/18
Basketball, properly understood, is a game of runs. Sure, a...
Violent legend fat ankles
  03/24/18
i understand your view (i disagree). at least for basketball...
appetizing ticket booth
  03/24/18
Geno was on Pardon My Take and was asked whether his team co...
titillating locale french chef
  03/24/18
>> Doesn't understand why the question always comes up...
excitant azure kitchen
  03/24/18
they would get stomped by a mediocre high school guys team
Copper impressive giraffe space
  03/24/18
you might’ve jumped the shark here
appetizing ticket booth
  03/24/18
no. baylor and tennessee and other womens teams in the past ...
Copper impressive giraffe space
  03/24/18
yup
lime locus
  03/24/18
Lol at all these "straight talkers" who don't unde...
chestnut exhilarant resort
  03/24/18
lazy flame
Cocky flesh associate lay
  03/24/18
It would be interesting. Not sure how big and fast the *wors...
razzle-dazzle abode
  03/24/18
My JV high school team would beat them you idiot.
Sapphire cruel-hearted school cafeteria
  03/24/18
i spoke at length to a guy who was on the practice squad aga...
flushed contagious point
  03/24/18
My best friend in college was a 6th man at a small private ...
autistic rigor
  03/24/18
the truth that cannot speak its name.
flushed contagious point
  03/24/18
They would lose to Earl's azn league team
Angry useless brakes
  03/24/18
Earls team would beat them by 25, nyuug/uvt’s team would onl...
Fragrant coral double fault orchestra pit
  03/24/18
tbf a team with uvt and nyuug would technically be a women's...
Angry useless brakes
  03/24/18
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cream mind-boggling roommate old irish cottage
  03/25/18
3 on 5?
autistic rigor
  03/24/18
Uconn women would lose to most high school varsity teams.
well-lubricated stage
  03/24/18
Women could win easily. Remember that one time in the 70s...
Rusted nighttime field volcanic crater
  03/24/18
Ah, yes. Good point, brother.
autistic rigor
  03/24/18
Men and it's not even close
dashing coldplay fan den
  03/24/18
Any group of males over the age of 14 that have played organ...
Stimulating Property
  03/24/18


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Date: March 24th, 2018 2:21 PM
Author: Self-absorbed Nudist School Nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927780&forum_id=2#35677951)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 2:22 PM
Author: Costumed Mentally Impaired Famous Landscape Painting Ladyboy

Not even close. Men's team wins. Intramural men's teams used to beat Tennessee's women's championship teams easily.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927780&forum_id=2#35677963)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 2:32 PM
Author: lime locus

you're probably right, but UConn is even more of a dynasty than Tennessee was. And I'm sure many good intramural players at Tennessee could have played for the *worst* D3 team in the country.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927780&forum_id=2#35678014)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 7:49 PM
Author: autistic rigor

Lots of women's teams practice against men. And that's the universal result.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927780&forum_id=2#35679785)



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Date: March 25th, 2018 8:06 AM
Author: Comical aqua reading party

A couple of women’s players at my college showed up to the student gym for a pickup game. Got absolutely smashed by dudes that were good, but not great, high school players

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927780&forum_id=2#35682369)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 2:31 PM
Author: lime locus

http://athletics.goucher.edu/sports/mbkb/2017-18/roster

0-24 this year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927780&forum_id=2#35678010)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 2:34 PM
Author: Fighting ebony tattoo

I think this might actually be close. Nobody on that team over 6’5

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927780&forum_id=2#35678021)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 2:37 PM
Author: Out-of-control rehab juggernaut

UCONN would lose by 50

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927780&forum_id=2#35678036)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 2:39 PM
Author: Self-absorbed Nudist School Nibblets

That's why I can't stand espn playing them and the women's tournament up - front page right now on website. It's tantamount to publicizing a dominant CYO boy's basketball team

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927780&forum_id=2#35678050)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 2:43 PM
Author: Demanding site idea he suggested

(guy absolutely fuming every August during the Little League World Series)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927780&forum_id=2#35678067)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 2:49 PM
Author: jet concupiscible pisswyrm

Who would win between the worst G League team and Loyola, or really, nearly any of these teams?

Lots of what's ESPN newsworthy is a function of who we decide is eligible to compete

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927780&forum_id=2#35678120)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 2:32 PM
Author: orchid codepig foreskin

Does the D3 team have their arms tied behind their back?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927780&forum_id=2#35678013)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 2:34 PM
Author: Beady-eyed gas station boistinker

Uconn women would win and it wouldn’t be close. Get real guys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927780&forum_id=2#35678026)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 2:35 PM
Author: chocolate sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927780&forum_id=2#35678029)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 2:38 PM
Author: Self-absorbed Nudist School Nibblets

They wouldn't beat that goucher team

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927780&forum_id=2#35678040)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 3:49 PM
Author: Sinister navy lettuce

The women would run offensive sets in circles around those guys and the refs would bail the women out on the defensive boards. A 4.5 womens tennis player beats a 3.0 men's player 9 times in 10.but but the man is stronger and and much faster! Doesn't matter where ever precision can overcome power, and running sets takes a lot of coordinated precision. UConn women would hammer a shitty d3 men's team. There is also the coach factor, auriemma would outclassed the opposing coach in terms of game clock and personnel management.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927780&forum_id=2#35678483)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 5:12 PM
Author: Cocky flesh associate lay

LMAO, but teh coaching...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927780&forum_id=2#35678939)



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Date: March 25th, 2018 5:47 AM
Author: Gaped Stage Partner

coaches do absolutely nothing. basically they're there to keep the nigs on the bench from running into the stands and robbing spectators



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927780&forum_id=2#35682267)



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Date: March 25th, 2018 7:27 AM
Author: magenta mildly autistic institution headpube

lol this is true how does incarceration impact the roster?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927780&forum_id=2#35682336)



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Date: March 25th, 2018 10:11 AM
Author: Boyish travel guidebook corner

audibly loled

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927780&forum_id=2#35682766)



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Date: March 25th, 2018 10:59 AM
Author: awkward drab business firm kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927780&forum_id=2#35682990)



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Date: March 25th, 2018 11:00 AM
Author: chocolate sanctuary

i dont even necessarily think the ladies would jeed to get bailed out on boards. I know dudes who played D3 basketball. They werent anthletic freaks or anything. The Uconn women would kill them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927780&forum_id=2#35682993)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 2:35 PM
Author: Marvelous Maize Wrinkle Base

UConn women v best middle school team?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927780&forum_id=2#35678031)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 5:51 PM
Author: lime locus

LeBron Jr. STYLIN all over Geno's bitches

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927780&forum_id=2#35679151)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 2:42 PM
Author: Cocky flesh associate lay

My highschool team was pretty mediocre but a girl on our girls team went to play at tennesse and later in the WNBA. She would play with us and get clowned on. Women’s basketball players are hilariously unathletic and slow compared to guys.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927780&forum_id=2#35678062)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 2:44 PM
Author: Cerise stag film organic girlfriend

50/50

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927780&forum_id=2#35678080)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 2:50 PM
Author: Swashbuckling gold halford selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927780&forum_id=2#35678130)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 3:02 PM
Author: Bistre Adventurous Sweet Tailpipe Wagecucks

I was all conference in D3. I've played with WNBA stars. I was prob better than any wnba player to ever live. The talent level is just too different. With that said, I don't know what the worst team would look like in D3, if they were just a regular bad team they'd win

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927780&forum_id=2#35678213)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 3:10 PM
Author: appetizing ticket booth

this is dumb. chicks would get stomped. the speed and strength would be too much for the women to overcome. this hypo only makes sense if you’re not that familiar with basketball

that said, women’s college basketball is light years better than men’s rock fighting (whoops i meant basketball) at the collegiate level. i basically agree with this take: https://deadspin.com/geno-auriemma-thinks-mens-college-basketball-is-shitty-1695098540



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927780&forum_id=2#35678252)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 3:33 PM
Author: Marvelous Maize Wrinkle Base

Ugh I basically hate the trend toward scoreboard-spinning in every sport. If you want more scores in hockey or soccer, fine. But football doesn't need it, and basketball definitely doesn't. As-is, it's a less interesting sport because scoring is so frequent that individual scores lack meaning or excitement before the fourth quarter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927780&forum_id=2#35678412)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 3:35 PM
Author: Violent legend fat ankles

Basketball, properly understood, is a game of runs.

Sure, an isolated basket in the first half doesn't seem to mean much, but in the context of a 10-0 run, it is big. Momentum is everything.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927780&forum_id=2#35678426)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 3:40 PM
Author: appetizing ticket booth

i understand your view (i disagree). at least for basketball, speeding up the pace, spreading out the floor and making it harder to be overly physical rewards skill and athleticism over physicality. its impossible to imagine kyrie irving being such a wizard with the ball with someone assaulting him the whole time like in the 90s for example.

and we’re so far removed from dr. naismith’s original idea of basketball that none of these changes at the margins make the game any more or less “pure”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927780&forum_id=2#35678454)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 3:38 PM
Author: titillating locale french chef

Geno was on Pardon My Take and was asked whether his team could take a Div III men's squad - or something like that. He thought the question was ridiculous. He said, the men would win. Doesn't understand why the question always comes up though, like why do you even have to compare the two sports.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927780&forum_id=2#35678441)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 5:13 PM
Author: excitant azure kitchen

>> Doesn't understand why the question always comes up though, like why do you even have to compare the two sports. <<

Because media, libs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927780&forum_id=2#35678945)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 3:38 PM
Author: Copper impressive giraffe space

they would get stomped by a mediocre high school guys team

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927780&forum_id=2#35678446)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 3:41 PM
Author: appetizing ticket booth

you might’ve jumped the shark here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927780&forum_id=2#35678460)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 3:54 PM
Author: Copper impressive giraffe space

no. baylor and tennessee and other womens teams in the past have picked random bros in the college gym to scrimmiage against and they get massacred. us womens soccer team loses to 13yos.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927780&forum_id=2#35678501)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 5:54 PM
Author: lime locus

yup

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927780&forum_id=2#35679162)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 3:51 PM
Author: chestnut exhilarant resort

Lol at all these "straight talkers" who don't understand tails.

I'm sure UCONN women would beat the worst D3 team. The worst D3 is most likely a disorganized group of white guys who probably barely made varsity in high school.

UCONN women might be outclassed athletically but tneyd still be better passers, shooters, and be better coached by a factor of 50

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927780&forum_id=2#35678487)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 5:11 PM
Author: Cocky flesh associate lay

lazy flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927780&forum_id=2#35678934)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 3:53 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle abode

It would be interesting. Not sure how big and fast the *worst* d-3 men’s team is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927780&forum_id=2#35678497)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 5:11 PM
Author: Sapphire cruel-hearted school cafeteria

My JV high school team would beat them you idiot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927780&forum_id=2#35678936)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 5:47 PM
Author: flushed contagious point

i spoke at length to a guy who was on the practice squad against a women's college team that was top 10, at a school that has won the women's NCAA more than once.

he was an ordinary high school player at an ordinary high school. the speed, quickness, strength, and jumping advantage was enormous for the practice team, and they had to slow things down on purpose.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927780&forum_id=2#35679129)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 7:52 PM
Author: autistic rigor

My best friend in college was a 6th man at a small private high school. When he played on the college practice team he said the same thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927780&forum_id=2#35679802)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 8:28 PM
Author: flushed contagious point

the truth that cannot speak its name.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927780&forum_id=2#35680041)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 7:39 PM
Author: Angry useless brakes

They would lose to Earl's azn league team

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927780&forum_id=2#35679728)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 7:51 PM
Author: Fragrant coral double fault orchestra pit

Earls team would beat them by 25, nyuug/uvt’s team would only lose by a couple points

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927780&forum_id=2#35679797)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 8:01 PM
Author: Angry useless brakes

tbf a team with uvt and nyuug would technically be a women's team also

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927780&forum_id=2#35679859)



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Date: March 25th, 2018 5:21 AM
Author: cream mind-boggling roommate old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927780&forum_id=2#35682260)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 7:53 PM
Author: autistic rigor

3 on 5?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927780&forum_id=2#35679805)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 7:45 PM
Author: well-lubricated stage

Uconn women would lose to most high school varsity teams.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927780&forum_id=2#35679769)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 7:53 PM
Author: Rusted nighttime field volcanic crater

Women could win easily.

Remember that one time in the 70s Billie Jean King beat a man in tennis?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927780&forum_id=2#35679806)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 7:54 PM
Author: autistic rigor

Ah, yes. Good point, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927780&forum_id=2#35679811)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 7:53 PM
Author: dashing coldplay fan den

Men and it's not even close

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927780&forum_id=2#35679810)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 7:59 PM
Author: Stimulating Property

Any group of males over the age of 14 that have played organized basketball for 3+ years would beat any women's team

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927780&forum_id=2#35679839)