Date: March 24th, 2018 3:17 PM
Author: Crusty voyeur
http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1156537&mc=103&forum_id=2#13459456
Twas a late Friday night
When scores were released
I was praying to God
That my score had increased
The last time I bombed
With a One Sixty Five
My dream of Georgetown
Was barely alive
I finally received
My LSAC email
I opened it up
So sure that I failed
I jumped up and down
I was in seventh heaven
As I saw that my score
Was One Seventy Seven
Screw Georgetown Law
Do I look like a fool?
I won't waste my time
On that shit safety school
I Googled "Yale Law"
And got many hits
But up top was a site
Called AutoAdmit
After reading a topic
Called "BELICHEAT FAIL"
I made a new thread
Asking "Chances at Yale?"
The first person responded
My confidence high
"You'll get in," he replied
"Everywhere you apply"
Just when I thought
My ego couldn't get bigger
The next person responded
And called me a nigger
Confused and dumbfounded
I was taken aback
What made this guy think
That I was a black?
Not sure what to say
I responded in jest
"If I really am black
I am one of the best"
My silly response
Caused a full blown melee
A flurry of posts
Were coming my way
One guy got angry
"Your post is bullshit
No blacks score that well
You're flame, we get it"
Defensive one got
His name was Antmatic
This guy clearly had
A flare for the dramatic
"We blacks succeed
Just fine on our own
But AA's repayment
of our slavery loan"
"It may get us in"
He said amid laughter
"But law review, magna
That's what we are after"
"These things we achieve
On merit alone
AA won't help us
So soften your tone"
Then bothered jumped in
To add to the drama
"Oh really?" he asked
"It worked for Obama"
Antmatic replied
With a dumb, lengthy screed
To which bothered shot back
Too long; didn't read
Just when I thought
That this topic was dead
Dozens more posters
Had entered the thread
Solzy exclaimed
With considerable glee
"There is but one god
The great whokebe"
"You are so wrong"
A pumo said with a laugh
"There is a true god
But it's the wonderful Baff"
From that point on
The thread spun out of control
This site was so full
Of retarded assholes
Three douches were arguing
About Kant versus Hume
While K.O.R.E.A. kept shouting
About the VIP Room
Gross_old_man told me
To "cum to his place"
And More Feces Guy
Took a dump on my face
I realized just then
Amid the chaos and laughter
That I still didn't have
The response I was after
I left my own thread
After seeing pictures of cocks
And I found what I wanted
That useful search box
I entered my query
And searched for "Yale Law"
But I soon became shocked
At what I then saw
Big titties and lies
Led to libel and 'suits
And that's when i knew
I had returned to my roots
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927828&forum_id=2#35678289)