Twas a late Friday night

When scores were released

I was praying to God

That my score had increased

The last time I bombed

With a One Sixty Five

My dream of Georgetown

Was barely alive

I finally received

My LSAC email

I opened it up

So sure that I failed

I jumped up and down

I was in seventh heaven

As I saw that my score

Was One Seventy Seven

Screw Georgetown Law

Do I look like a fool?

I won't waste my time

On that shit safety school

I Googled "Yale Law"

And got many hits

But up top was a site

Called AutoAdmit

After reading a topic

Called "BELICHEAT FAIL"

I made a new thread

Asking "Chances at Yale?"

The first person responded

My confidence high

"You'll get in," he replied

"Everywhere you apply"

Just when I thought

My ego couldn't get bigger

The next person responded

And called me a nigger

Confused and dumbfounded

I was taken aback

What made this guy think

That I was a black?

Not sure what to say

I responded in jest

"If I really am black

I am one of the best"

My silly response

Caused a full blown melee

A flurry of posts

Were coming my way

One guy got angry

"Your post is bullshit

No blacks score that well

You're flame, we get it"

Defensive one got

His name was Antmatic

This guy clearly had

A flare for the dramatic

"We blacks succeed

Just fine on our own

But AA's repayment

of our slavery loan"

"It may get us in"

He said amid laughter

"But law review, magna

That's what we are after"

"These things we achieve

On merit alone

AA won't help us

So soften your tone"

Then bothered jumped in

To add to the drama

"Oh really?" he asked

"It worked for Obama"

Antmatic replied

With a dumb, lengthy screed

To which bothered shot back

Too long; didn't read

Just when I thought

That this topic was dead

Dozens more posters

Had entered the thread

Solzy exclaimed

With considerable glee

"There is but one god

The great whokebe"

"You are so wrong"

A pumo said with a laugh

"There is a true god

But it's the wonderful Baff"

From that point on

The thread spun out of control

This site was so full

Of retarded assholes

Three douches were arguing

About Kant versus Hume

While K.O.R.E.A. kept shouting

About the VIP Room

Gross_old_man told me

To "cum to his place"

And More Feces Guy

Took a dump on my face

I realized just then

Amid the chaos and laughter

That I still didn't have

The response I was after

I left my own thread

After seeing pictures of cocks

And I found what I wanted

That useful search box

I entered my query

And searched for "Yale Law"

But I soon became shocked

At what I then saw

Big titties and lies

Led to libel and 'suits

And that's when i knew

I had returned to my roots

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927828&forum_id=2#35678289)