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There's NOTHING in the bible that said Jesus PHYSICALLY came back from the dead

nothing bros
Hairraiser orchid temple
  03/24/18
But Thomas, one of the twelve, called Didymus, was not with ...
Vigorous Codepig Sandwich
  03/24/18
No it’s not
Hairraiser orchid temple
  03/04/19
no there are late insertions with crap supposed to be "...
glittery iridescent rehab digit ratio
  03/24/18
Yeah my argument is that it may have been a real body, not t...
Hairraiser orchid temple
  03/24/18
Luke 24:39?
Concupiscible poppy dog poop
  03/24/18
rekt
Obsidian Hideous Keepsake Machete
  03/24/18
Lol
Indecent soggy box office liquid oxygen
  03/24/18
Op meant Old Testament
passionate claret legal warrant principal's office
  03/24/18
...
Stirring Maniacal Library
  03/24/18
and don't forget the message of 1 Corinthians 15: 12 But ...
Histrionic Corner Chad
  03/24/18
i think this cuts the other way. i think most christians un...
Obsidian Hideous Keepsake Machete
  03/24/18
so then what's the deal with the general resurrection of the...
Histrionic Corner Chad
  03/24/18
Probably the same deal as the belief that all those corpses ...
glittery iridescent rehab digit ratio
  03/24/18
There's a tension between that doctrine and popular notions ...
Vigorous Codepig Sandwich
  03/24/18
well yes, but popular notions of heaven and hell do not appe...
Histrionic Corner Chad
  03/24/18
Greek conceptions of the soul and afterlife undeniably had a...
Vigorous Codepig Sandwich
  03/24/18
i'm not even talking about scriptural basis here, i'm talkin...
Histrionic Corner Chad
  03/24/18
Why does Paul keep saying this here? Making such a point w ...
glittery iridescent rehab digit ratio
  03/24/18
"He" got a new body bro. Upgraded the one that got...
Hairraiser orchid temple
  03/24/18
could also teleport through walls, apparently
Razzmatazz House-broken Pit Indirect Expression
  03/24/18
Where's that at?
Hairraiser orchid temple
  03/24/18
John 20:19
Razzmatazz House-broken Pit Indirect Expression
  03/24/18
*Jesus sticks head through doggie door* PEACE BE WITH YOU
Hairraiser orchid temple
  03/24/18
cite?
Concupiscible poppy dog poop
  03/24/18
Maybe not the best but Mark 16 12, "different form"...
Hairraiser orchid temple
  03/24/18
Lmao
Hyperactive Becky
  03/24/18
Not quite
Hairraiser orchid temple
  03/04/19
...
Naked cruel-hearted stead
  03/04/19
““See my hands and my feet, [which are the exact...
Hairraiser orchid temple
  03/04/19
According to some sects, Jesus was born dead
charismatic market
  03/24/18
...
glittery iridescent rehab digit ratio
  03/24/18
Jesus Christ, OP
Aphrodisiac translucent masturbator boltzmann
  03/24/18
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Hyperactive Becky
  03/24/18
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Hairraiser orchid temple
  06/01/19


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Date: March 24th, 2018 5:54 PM
Author: Hairraiser orchid temple

nothing bros

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927945&forum_id=2#35679163)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 5:59 PM
Author: Vigorous Codepig Sandwich

But Thomas, one of the twelve, called Didymus, was not with them when Jesus came.

25 The other disciples therefore said unto him, We have seen the Lord. But he said unto them, Except I shall see in his hands the print of the nails, and put my finger into the print of the nails, and thrust my hand into his side, I will not believe.

26 And after eight days again his disciples were within, and Thomas with them: then came Jesus, the doors being shut, and stood in the midst, and said, Peace be unto you.

27 Then saith he to Thomas, Reach hither thy finger, and behold my hands; and reach hither thy hand, and thrust it into my side: and be not faithless, but believing.

28 And Thomas answered and said unto him, My Lord and my God.

29 Jesus saith unto him, Thomas, because thou hast seen me, thou hast believed: blessed are they that have not seen, and yet have believed.

I get that it doesn't say Thomas actually touched him with his hand, but it's implied.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927945&forum_id=2#35679195)



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Date: March 4th, 2019 8:29 PM
Author: Hairraiser orchid temple

No it’s not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927945&forum_id=2#37879162)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 6:16 PM
Author: glittery iridescent rehab digit ratio

no there are late insertions with crap supposed to be "sciency-like" for the time articulating that he did come back in a real body etc. Doubting Thomas stuff, same w later insertions and fraud on the Pauline letters.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927945&forum_id=2#35679299)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 6:22 PM
Author: Hairraiser orchid temple

Yeah my argument is that it may have been a real body, not the one that was crucified, and that the mind controlling that body was Jesus's mind in a slew of relevant properties, but that the bible is not authoritative that you must believe Jesus's dead body stopped being dead and started living again, like a scene from ER where someone is resuscitated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927945&forum_id=2#35679331)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 5:58 PM
Author: Concupiscible poppy dog poop

Luke 24:39?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927945&forum_id=2#35679190)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 5:58 PM
Author: Obsidian Hideous Keepsake Machete

rekt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927945&forum_id=2#35679193)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 5:59 PM
Author: Indecent soggy box office liquid oxygen

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927945&forum_id=2#35679194)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 6:01 PM
Author: passionate claret legal warrant principal's office

Op meant Old Testament

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927945&forum_id=2#35679204)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 6:06 PM
Author: Stirring Maniacal Library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927945&forum_id=2#35679239)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 6:05 PM
Author: Histrionic Corner Chad

and don't forget the message of 1 Corinthians 15:

12 But if it is preached that Christ has been raised from the dead, how can some of you say that there is no resurrection of the dead? 13 If there is no resurrection of the dead, then not even Christ has been raised. 14 And if Christ has not been raised, our preaching is worthless, and so is your faith. 15 In that case, we are also exposed as false witnesses about God. For we have testified about God that He raised Christ from the dead, but He did not raise Him if in fact the dead are not raised.

16 For if the dead are not raised, then not even Christ has been raised. 17 And if Christ has not been raised, your faith is futile; you are still in your sins. 18 Then those also who have fallen asleep in Christ have perished. 19 If our hope in Christ is for this life alone, we are to be pitied more than all men.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927945&forum_id=2#35679233)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 6:07 PM
Author: Obsidian Hideous Keepsake Machete

i think this cuts the other way. i think most christians understand that their life after death will be on a different plane of existence

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927945&forum_id=2#35679245)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 6:10 PM
Author: Histrionic Corner Chad

so then what's the deal with the general resurrection of the dead?

that doctrine seems to be very widely ignored these days even among otherwise conservative christians.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927945&forum_id=2#35679266)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 6:18 PM
Author: glittery iridescent rehab digit ratio

Probably the same deal as the belief that all those corpses in Jerusalem got up and walked around for a period of days after the crucifixion

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927945&forum_id=2#35679321)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 6:22 PM
Author: Vigorous Codepig Sandwich

There's a tension between that doctrine and popular notions of heaven and hell. Bros like Luther thought that a dead person slumbered in unconsciousness until the resurrection.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927945&forum_id=2#35679338)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 10:32 PM
Author: Histrionic Corner Chad

well yes, but popular notions of heaven and hell do not appear to have any sound theological basis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927945&forum_id=2#35680790)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 10:41 PM
Author: Vigorous Codepig Sandwich

Greek conceptions of the soul and afterlife undeniably had an impact on Church doctrine, even though there is no "scriptural" basis for them.

If the church had rigidly adhered to what scripture suggests about the afterlife, it wouldn't have become the Church. Most people want to believe the afterlife is a lot like their current lives--they don't want to think too much about passages like Mark 12:18–27.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927945&forum_id=2#35680852)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 11:01 PM
Author: Histrionic Corner Chad

i'm not even talking about scriptural basis here, i'm talking about the absolutely massive gap between what your average American Catholic believes and what the Catechism has to say

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927945&forum_id=2#35680960)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 6:17 PM
Author: glittery iridescent rehab digit ratio

Why does Paul keep saying this here? Making such a point w such haranguing (admittedly haranguing was his style)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927945&forum_id=2#35679309)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 6:05 PM
Author: Hairraiser orchid temple

"He" got a new body bro. Upgraded the one that got all fucked up earlier

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927945&forum_id=2#35679234)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 6:06 PM
Author: Razzmatazz House-broken Pit Indirect Expression

could also teleport through walls, apparently

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927945&forum_id=2#35679240)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 6:08 PM
Author: Hairraiser orchid temple

Where's that at?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927945&forum_id=2#35679258)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 6:10 PM
Author: Razzmatazz House-broken Pit Indirect Expression

John 20:19

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927945&forum_id=2#35679268)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 6:15 PM
Author: Hairraiser orchid temple

*Jesus sticks head through doggie door*

PEACE BE WITH YOU

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927945&forum_id=2#35679296)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 6:10 PM
Author: Concupiscible poppy dog poop

cite?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927945&forum_id=2#35679267)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 6:13 PM
Author: Hairraiser orchid temple

Maybe not the best but Mark 16 12, "different form"

Afterward Jesus appeared in a different form to two of them while they were walking in the country.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927945&forum_id=2#35679285)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 6:15 PM
Author: Hyperactive Becky

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927945&forum_id=2#35679291)



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Date: March 4th, 2019 8:30 PM
Author: Hairraiser orchid temple

Not quite

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927945&forum_id=2#37879170)



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Date: March 4th, 2019 8:35 PM
Author: Naked cruel-hearted stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927945&forum_id=2#37879191)



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Date: March 4th, 2019 8:38 PM
Author: Hairraiser orchid temple

““See my hands and my feet, [which are the exact feet I had earlier??] that it is I myself [not at all obvious what constitutes a SELF??]. Touch me, and see. [Who touches him?? Where does it say this??] For a spirit does not have flesh and bones as you see that I have. [Whos flesh and bones was he inhabiting??]"”

‭‭Luke‬ ‭24:39‬ ‭ESV‬‬

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927945&forum_id=2#37879205)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 6:08 PM
Author: charismatic market

According to some sects, Jesus was born dead

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927945&forum_id=2#35679260)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 6:17 PM
Author: glittery iridescent rehab digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927945&forum_id=2#35679313)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 8:14 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac translucent masturbator boltzmann

Jesus Christ, OP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927945&forum_id=2#35679935)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 10:48 PM
Author: Hyperactive Becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927945&forum_id=2#35680877)



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Date: June 1st, 2019 5:25 PM
Author: Hairraiser orchid temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927945&forum_id=2#38325171)