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There's NOTHING in the bible that said Jesus PHYSICALLY came back from the dead

nothing bros
Very tactful stage athletic conference
  03/24/18
But Thomas, one of the twelve, called Didymus, was not with ...
Outnumbered lemon water buffalo
  03/24/18
No it’s not
Very tactful stage athletic conference
  03/04/19
no there are late insertions with crap supposed to be "...
At-the-ready Concupiscible Stage Wrinkle
  03/24/18
Yeah my argument is that it may have been a real body, not t...
Very tactful stage athletic conference
  03/24/18
Luke 24:39?
twinkling kink-friendly giraffe
  03/24/18
rekt
Aphrodisiac Frum Gas Station Round Eye
  03/24/18
Lol
spectacular property
  03/24/18
Op meant Old Testament
Garnet Background Story
  03/24/18
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Insane Light Shrine Community Account
  03/24/18
and don't forget the message of 1 Corinthians 15: 12 But ...
Bateful clown place of business
  03/24/18
i think this cuts the other way. i think most christians un...
Aphrodisiac Frum Gas Station Round Eye
  03/24/18
so then what's the deal with the general resurrection of the...
Bateful clown place of business
  03/24/18
Probably the same deal as the belief that all those corpses ...
At-the-ready Concupiscible Stage Wrinkle
  03/24/18
There's a tension between that doctrine and popular notions ...
Outnumbered lemon water buffalo
  03/24/18
well yes, but popular notions of heaven and hell do not appe...
Bateful clown place of business
  03/24/18
Greek conceptions of the soul and afterlife undeniably had a...
Outnumbered lemon water buffalo
  03/24/18
i'm not even talking about scriptural basis here, i'm talkin...
Bateful clown place of business
  03/24/18
Why does Paul keep saying this here? Making such a point w ...
At-the-ready Concupiscible Stage Wrinkle
  03/24/18
"He" got a new body bro. Upgraded the one that got...
Very tactful stage athletic conference
  03/24/18
could also teleport through walls, apparently
harsh buff jap liquid oxygen
  03/24/18
Where's that at?
Very tactful stage athletic conference
  03/24/18
John 20:19
harsh buff jap liquid oxygen
  03/24/18
*Jesus sticks head through doggie door* PEACE BE WITH YOU
Very tactful stage athletic conference
  03/24/18
cite?
twinkling kink-friendly giraffe
  03/24/18
Maybe not the best but Mark 16 12, "different form"...
Very tactful stage athletic conference
  03/24/18
Lmao
Mustard Selfie Sanctuary
  03/24/18
Not quite
Very tactful stage athletic conference
  03/04/19
...
Crystalline mood
  03/04/19
““See my hands and my feet, [which are the exact...
Very tactful stage athletic conference
  03/04/19
According to some sects, Jesus was born dead
Indigo yapping regret
  03/24/18
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At-the-ready Concupiscible Stage Wrinkle
  03/24/18
Jesus Christ, OP
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  03/24/18
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  06/01/19


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Date: March 24th, 2018 5:54 PM
Author: Very tactful stage athletic conference

nothing bros

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927945&forum_id=2#35679163)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 5:59 PM
Author: Outnumbered lemon water buffalo

But Thomas, one of the twelve, called Didymus, was not with them when Jesus came.

25 The other disciples therefore said unto him, We have seen the Lord. But he said unto them, Except I shall see in his hands the print of the nails, and put my finger into the print of the nails, and thrust my hand into his side, I will not believe.

26 And after eight days again his disciples were within, and Thomas with them: then came Jesus, the doors being shut, and stood in the midst, and said, Peace be unto you.

27 Then saith he to Thomas, Reach hither thy finger, and behold my hands; and reach hither thy hand, and thrust it into my side: and be not faithless, but believing.

28 And Thomas answered and said unto him, My Lord and my God.

29 Jesus saith unto him, Thomas, because thou hast seen me, thou hast believed: blessed are they that have not seen, and yet have believed.

I get that it doesn't say Thomas actually touched him with his hand, but it's implied.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927945&forum_id=2#35679195)



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Date: March 4th, 2019 8:29 PM
Author: Very tactful stage athletic conference

No it’s not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927945&forum_id=2#37879162)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 6:16 PM
Author: At-the-ready Concupiscible Stage Wrinkle

no there are late insertions with crap supposed to be "sciency-like" for the time articulating that he did come back in a real body etc. Doubting Thomas stuff, same w later insertions and fraud on the Pauline letters.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927945&forum_id=2#35679299)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 6:22 PM
Author: Very tactful stage athletic conference

Yeah my argument is that it may have been a real body, not the one that was crucified, and that the mind controlling that body was Jesus's mind in a slew of relevant properties, but that the bible is not authoritative that you must believe Jesus's dead body stopped being dead and started living again, like a scene from ER where someone is resuscitated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927945&forum_id=2#35679331)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 5:58 PM
Author: twinkling kink-friendly giraffe

Luke 24:39?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927945&forum_id=2#35679190)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 5:58 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Frum Gas Station Round Eye

rekt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927945&forum_id=2#35679193)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 5:59 PM
Author: spectacular property

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927945&forum_id=2#35679194)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 6:01 PM
Author: Garnet Background Story

Op meant Old Testament

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927945&forum_id=2#35679204)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 6:06 PM
Author: Insane Light Shrine Community Account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927945&forum_id=2#35679239)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 6:05 PM
Author: Bateful clown place of business

and don't forget the message of 1 Corinthians 15:

12 But if it is preached that Christ has been raised from the dead, how can some of you say that there is no resurrection of the dead? 13 If there is no resurrection of the dead, then not even Christ has been raised. 14 And if Christ has not been raised, our preaching is worthless, and so is your faith. 15 In that case, we are also exposed as false witnesses about God. For we have testified about God that He raised Christ from the dead, but He did not raise Him if in fact the dead are not raised.

16 For if the dead are not raised, then not even Christ has been raised. 17 And if Christ has not been raised, your faith is futile; you are still in your sins. 18 Then those also who have fallen asleep in Christ have perished. 19 If our hope in Christ is for this life alone, we are to be pitied more than all men.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927945&forum_id=2#35679233)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 6:07 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Frum Gas Station Round Eye

i think this cuts the other way. i think most christians understand that their life after death will be on a different plane of existence

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927945&forum_id=2#35679245)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 6:10 PM
Author: Bateful clown place of business

so then what's the deal with the general resurrection of the dead?

that doctrine seems to be very widely ignored these days even among otherwise conservative christians.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927945&forum_id=2#35679266)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 6:18 PM
Author: At-the-ready Concupiscible Stage Wrinkle

Probably the same deal as the belief that all those corpses in Jerusalem got up and walked around for a period of days after the crucifixion

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927945&forum_id=2#35679321)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 6:22 PM
Author: Outnumbered lemon water buffalo

There's a tension between that doctrine and popular notions of heaven and hell. Bros like Luther thought that a dead person slumbered in unconsciousness until the resurrection.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927945&forum_id=2#35679338)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 10:32 PM
Author: Bateful clown place of business

well yes, but popular notions of heaven and hell do not appear to have any sound theological basis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927945&forum_id=2#35680790)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 10:41 PM
Author: Outnumbered lemon water buffalo

Greek conceptions of the soul and afterlife undeniably had an impact on Church doctrine, even though there is no "scriptural" basis for them.

If the church had rigidly adhered to what scripture suggests about the afterlife, it wouldn't have become the Church. Most people want to believe the afterlife is a lot like their current lives--they don't want to think too much about passages like Mark 12:18–27.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927945&forum_id=2#35680852)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 11:01 PM
Author: Bateful clown place of business

i'm not even talking about scriptural basis here, i'm talking about the absolutely massive gap between what your average American Catholic believes and what the Catechism has to say

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927945&forum_id=2#35680960)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 6:17 PM
Author: At-the-ready Concupiscible Stage Wrinkle

Why does Paul keep saying this here? Making such a point w such haranguing (admittedly haranguing was his style)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927945&forum_id=2#35679309)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 6:05 PM
Author: Very tactful stage athletic conference

"He" got a new body bro. Upgraded the one that got all fucked up earlier

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927945&forum_id=2#35679234)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 6:06 PM
Author: harsh buff jap liquid oxygen

could also teleport through walls, apparently

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927945&forum_id=2#35679240)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 6:08 PM
Author: Very tactful stage athletic conference

Where's that at?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927945&forum_id=2#35679258)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 6:10 PM
Author: harsh buff jap liquid oxygen

John 20:19

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927945&forum_id=2#35679268)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 6:15 PM
Author: Very tactful stage athletic conference

*Jesus sticks head through doggie door*

PEACE BE WITH YOU

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927945&forum_id=2#35679296)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 6:10 PM
Author: twinkling kink-friendly giraffe

cite?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927945&forum_id=2#35679267)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 6:13 PM
Author: Very tactful stage athletic conference

Maybe not the best but Mark 16 12, "different form"

Afterward Jesus appeared in a different form to two of them while they were walking in the country.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927945&forum_id=2#35679285)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 6:15 PM
Author: Mustard Selfie Sanctuary

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927945&forum_id=2#35679291)



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Date: March 4th, 2019 8:30 PM
Author: Very tactful stage athletic conference

Not quite

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927945&forum_id=2#37879170)



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Date: March 4th, 2019 8:35 PM
Author: Crystalline mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927945&forum_id=2#37879191)



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Date: March 4th, 2019 8:38 PM
Author: Very tactful stage athletic conference

““See my hands and my feet, [which are the exact feet I had earlier??] that it is I myself [not at all obvious what constitutes a SELF??]. Touch me, and see. [Who touches him?? Where does it say this??] For a spirit does not have flesh and bones as you see that I have. [Whos flesh and bones was he inhabiting??]"”

‭‭Luke‬ ‭24:39‬ ‭ESV‬‬

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927945&forum_id=2#37879205)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 6:08 PM
Author: Indigo yapping regret

According to some sects, Jesus was born dead

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927945&forum_id=2#35679260)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 6:17 PM
Author: At-the-ready Concupiscible Stage Wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927945&forum_id=2#35679313)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 8:14 PM
Author: Pearly electric pisswyrm parlor

Jesus Christ, OP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927945&forum_id=2#35679935)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 10:48 PM
Author: Mustard Selfie Sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927945&forum_id=2#35680877)



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Date: June 1st, 2019 5:25 PM
Author: Very tactful stage athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927945&forum_id=2#38325171)