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Been poasting for a few days. RATE my NEET-friendly employment situation

30-35 yrs old Been working for BIGINSURANCE company for s...
exhilarant hospital clown
  03/24/18
sounds like nutella's job, except she makes $850k.
Cocky Mint Casino Indirect Expression
  03/24/18
I love how she gets a $100k pay raise like every week
Onyx Site Degenerate
  03/24/18
They now give her raises in increments of one inch square in...
Transparent liquid oxygen
  03/24/18
how organized are you, especially prior offers and other set...
sable dopamine skinny woman
  03/24/18
Not an attorney or an adjuster.
exhilarant hospital clown
  03/24/18
assassin or admiral?
sable dopamine skinny woman
  03/24/18
Won't say more bc I'm a big mouth and I'll just leading myse...
exhilarant hospital clown
  03/24/18
does it sound like a chinaman saying actually?
frozen rigpig
  03/24/18
Let me ask my coworker Dongling "Dan" Shuo
exhilarant hospital clown
  03/24/18
(Aardvark)
disrespectful tattoo double fault
  03/25/18
Lol, yeah this bort would destroy the reputation of a work f...
pale lodge
  03/25/18
spin, ratfucks
Trip narrow-minded field juggernaut
  03/24/18
Cop a mouse jiggler
Onyx Site Degenerate
  03/24/18
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Turquoise twinkling uncleanness
  03/24/18
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red church building
  03/24/18
Considered it, but I'm paranoid about it somehow fucking up ...
exhilarant hospital clown
  03/24/18
ive had one it's completely harmless
Turquoise twinkling uncleanness
  03/24/18
Paranoia: too scared to use a mouse jiggler, willing to inte...
Transparent liquid oxygen
  03/24/18
Who says I was willing to interact with anyone at that point...
exhilarant hospital clown
  03/24/18
Revealed preference.
Transparent liquid oxygen
  03/25/18
Get a physical mouse jiggler
pale lodge
  03/25/18
https://youtu.be/QiMtad1T85I
pale lodge
  03/25/18
1800000
hot judgmental shitlib crackhouse
  03/24/18
...
lascivious church dragon
  03/25/18
Just put a stapler on your space bar
twinkling vivacious immigrant voyeur
  03/24/18
why pay you so much to do so little? Why not hire a millenni...
hideous black parlor
  03/24/18
Because insurance companies are highly regulated and the spr...
exhilarant hospital clown
  03/24/18
*Grimes looks up at you saucer-eyed*: "so you help to c...
Transparent liquid oxygen
  03/25/18
I have no illusions about my job being even remotely importa...
exhilarant hospital clown
  03/25/18
I was not implying you did.
Transparent liquid oxygen
  03/25/18
had a job like this for a couple years had a merger and a bu...
Vengeful public bath
  03/25/18
Sounds 180 but I'd be bored since it sounds like you need to...
disrespectful tattoo double fault
  03/25/18
Not chained to computer, I've disappeared for an entire 8 ho...
exhilarant hospital clown
  03/25/18
JFC. Are you hiring any remote lawyers to do no work?
disrespectful tattoo double fault
  03/25/18
JFC 180
Greedy Cordovan Faggotry
  03/25/18


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Date: March 24th, 2018 9:21 PM
Author: exhilarant hospital clown

30-35 yrs old

Been working for BIGINSURANCE company for several years now. Job description starts with an "A". Make $100K/yr.

100% WFH. I report to people in an out-of-state office and just stopped going to the office in my state about 1.5 yrs ago. They were supposed to be closing it down (but it still remains open) so I took a gamble that no one would care and have gotten away with it. I'm now officially a remote employee.

My job entails pumping out a few spreadsheets (the same ones) on a monthly/quarterly/annual basis, besides bullshit like answering emails and calling into meetings.

I earnestly work, on average about 8-10 honest-to-goodness hours/week.

Several times I have gone 2+ weeks without doing a single thing besides logging into the VPN, checking email, and moving mouse to make Lync green.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928107&forum_id=2#35680371)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 9:23 PM
Author: Cocky Mint Casino Indirect Expression

sounds like nutella's job, except she makes $850k.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928107&forum_id=2#35680390)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 9:26 PM
Author: Onyx Site Degenerate

I love how she gets a $100k pay raise like every week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928107&forum_id=2#35680409)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 9:32 PM
Author: Transparent liquid oxygen

They now give her raises in increments of one inch square increases to hubby's BC.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928107&forum_id=2#35680457)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 9:24 PM
Author: sable dopamine skinny woman

how organized are you, especially prior offers and other settlements?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928107&forum_id=2#35680394)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 9:26 PM
Author: exhilarant hospital clown

Not an attorney or an adjuster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928107&forum_id=2#35680408)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 9:34 PM
Author: sable dopamine skinny woman

assassin or admiral?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928107&forum_id=2#35680467)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 10:46 PM
Author: exhilarant hospital clown

Won't say more bc I'm a big mouth and I'll just leading myself down a rabbit hole that eventually results in me getting outted.

I have a quantitative background. You can use your imagination.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928107&forum_id=2#35680870)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 10:54 PM
Author: frozen rigpig

does it sound like a chinaman saying actually?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928107&forum_id=2#35680921)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 11:13 PM
Author: exhilarant hospital clown

Let me ask my coworker Dongling "Dan" Shuo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928107&forum_id=2#35681017)



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Date: March 25th, 2018 8:13 AM
Author: disrespectful tattoo double fault

(Aardvark)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928107&forum_id=2#35682380)



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Date: March 25th, 2018 8:16 AM
Author: pale lodge

Lol, yeah this bort would destroy the reputation of a work from home insurance analyst.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928107&forum_id=2#35682382)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 10:56 PM
Author: Trip narrow-minded field juggernaut

spin, ratfucks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928107&forum_id=2#35680935)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 9:25 PM
Author: Onyx Site Degenerate

Cop a mouse jiggler

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928107&forum_id=2#35680402)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 9:30 PM
Author: Turquoise twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928107&forum_id=2#35680442)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 9:33 PM
Author: red church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928107&forum_id=2#35680464)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 10:54 PM
Author: exhilarant hospital clown

Considered it, but I'm paranoid about it somehow fucking up my corporate laptop. I had an issue where it crashed about 8 months ago and I had to travel 2+ hours to deliver it in person to the tech guys to fix it. I was totally coked up and it was a fucking horrible experience.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928107&forum_id=2#35680920)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 10:54 PM
Author: Turquoise twinkling uncleanness

ive had one it's completely harmless

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928107&forum_id=2#35680924)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 10:56 PM
Author: Transparent liquid oxygen

Paranoia: too scared to use a mouse jiggler, willing to interact with staff while coked up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928107&forum_id=2#35680936)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 11:09 PM
Author: exhilarant hospital clown

Who says I was willing to interact with anyone at that point in time?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928107&forum_id=2#35680996)



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Date: March 25th, 2018 7:55 AM
Author: Transparent liquid oxygen

Revealed preference.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928107&forum_id=2#35682356)



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Date: March 25th, 2018 8:17 AM
Author: pale lodge

Get a physical mouse jiggler

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928107&forum_id=2#35682384)



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Date: March 25th, 2018 8:18 AM
Author: pale lodge

https://youtu.be/QiMtad1T85I

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928107&forum_id=2#35682386)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 9:34 PM
Author: hot judgmental shitlib crackhouse

1800000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928107&forum_id=2#35680470)



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Date: March 25th, 2018 6:32 PM
Author: lascivious church dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928107&forum_id=2#35686206)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 10:55 PM
Author: twinkling vivacious immigrant voyeur

Just put a stapler on your space bar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928107&forum_id=2#35680927)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 11:11 PM
Author: hideous black parlor

why pay you so much to do so little? Why not hire a millennial for 45k to do the spreadsheets. Is it like with Dirte where they pay to have him around in case of a catastrophe that only he can fix?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928107&forum_id=2#35681006)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 11:16 PM
Author: exhilarant hospital clown

Because insurance companies are highly regulated and the spreadsheets I produce feed into statutory and GAAP financial statements. So they need people who are credentialed in my field to do them, they can't just take some random schmuck off the street.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928107&forum_id=2#35681029)



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Date: March 25th, 2018 6:43 AM
Author: Transparent liquid oxygen

*Grimes looks up at you saucer-eyed*: "so you help to create the spreadsheets that feed into GAAP financial statements?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928107&forum_id=2#35682306)



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Date: March 25th, 2018 6:15 PM
Author: exhilarant hospital clown

I have no illusions about my job being even remotely important, quite the contrary in fact.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928107&forum_id=2#35686060)



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Date: March 25th, 2018 6:31 PM
Author: Transparent liquid oxygen

I was not implying you did.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928107&forum_id=2#35686200)



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Date: March 25th, 2018 7:03 AM
Author: Vengeful public bath

had a job like this for a couple years had a merger and a bunch of layoffs, didn't get cut, but turned quickly into GC HELLROOM

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928107&forum_id=2#35682318)



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Date: March 25th, 2018 8:16 AM
Author: disrespectful tattoo double fault

Sounds 180 but I'd be bored since it sounds like you need to still sit at the computer, even if you don't do any work. Have you considered getting another remote part time gig or starting some online business to run in your free time while moving your mouse?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928107&forum_id=2#35682383)



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Date: March 25th, 2018 6:11 PM
Author: exhilarant hospital clown

Not chained to computer, I've disappeared for an entire 8 hours and come back without nary an email. I just occasionally try to keep up appearances but management at my company is so lax its absurd.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928107&forum_id=2#35686020)



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Date: March 25th, 2018 7:34 PM
Author: disrespectful tattoo double fault

JFC. Are you hiring any remote lawyers to do no work?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928107&forum_id=2#35686752)



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Date: March 25th, 2018 7:34 PM
Author: Greedy Cordovan Faggotry

JFC 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928107&forum_id=2#35686756)