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Been poasting for a few days. RATE my NEET-friendly employment situation

30-35 yrs old Been working for BIGINSURANCE company for s...
Appetizing locus
  03/24/18
sounds like nutella's job, except she makes $850k.
know-it-all heaven
  03/24/18
I love how she gets a $100k pay raise like every week
Sooty Floppy Faggot Firefighter Menage
  03/24/18
They now give her raises in increments of one inch square in...
translucent doobsian clown roast beef
  03/24/18
how organized are you, especially prior offers and other set...
Buck-toothed ticket booth
  03/24/18
Not an attorney or an adjuster.
Appetizing locus
  03/24/18
assassin or admiral?
Buck-toothed ticket booth
  03/24/18
Won't say more bc I'm a big mouth and I'll just leading myse...
Appetizing locus
  03/24/18
does it sound like a chinaman saying actually?
Boyish Garrison Immigrant
  03/24/18
Let me ask my coworker Dongling "Dan" Shuo
Appetizing locus
  03/24/18
(Aardvark)
electric alcoholic native selfie
  03/25/18
Lol, yeah this bort would destroy the reputation of a work f...
irradiated bearded gay wizard
  03/25/18
spin, ratfucks
Anal wine persian
  03/24/18
Cop a mouse jiggler
Sooty Floppy Faggot Firefighter Menage
  03/24/18
...
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  03/24/18
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Maniacal Coral Kitty Cat Field
  03/24/18
Considered it, but I'm paranoid about it somehow fucking up ...
Appetizing locus
  03/24/18
ive had one it's completely harmless
Excitant Sick Potus Rehab
  03/24/18
Paranoia: too scared to use a mouse jiggler, willing to inte...
translucent doobsian clown roast beef
  03/24/18
Who says I was willing to interact with anyone at that point...
Appetizing locus
  03/24/18
Revealed preference.
translucent doobsian clown roast beef
  03/25/18
Get a physical mouse jiggler
irradiated bearded gay wizard
  03/25/18
https://youtu.be/QiMtad1T85I
irradiated bearded gay wizard
  03/25/18
1800000
Provocative Bistre Hominid
  03/24/18
...
chartreuse nighttime tanning salon
  03/25/18
Just put a stapler on your space bar
mewling iridescent voyeur location
  03/24/18
why pay you so much to do so little? Why not hire a millenni...
rusted bespoke kitty
  03/24/18
Because insurance companies are highly regulated and the spr...
Appetizing locus
  03/24/18
*Grimes looks up at you saucer-eyed*: "so you help to c...
translucent doobsian clown roast beef
  03/25/18
I have no illusions about my job being even remotely importa...
Appetizing locus
  03/25/18
I was not implying you did.
translucent doobsian clown roast beef
  03/25/18
had a job like this for a couple years had a merger and a bu...
razzle forum
  03/25/18
Sounds 180 but I'd be bored since it sounds like you need to...
electric alcoholic native selfie
  03/25/18
Not chained to computer, I've disappeared for an entire 8 ho...
Appetizing locus
  03/25/18
JFC. Are you hiring any remote lawyers to do no work?
electric alcoholic native selfie
  03/25/18
JFC 180
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  03/25/18


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Date: March 24th, 2018 9:21 PM
Author: Appetizing locus

30-35 yrs old

Been working for BIGINSURANCE company for several years now. Job description starts with an "A". Make $100K/yr.

100% WFH. I report to people in an out-of-state office and just stopped going to the office in my state about 1.5 yrs ago. They were supposed to be closing it down (but it still remains open) so I took a gamble that no one would care and have gotten away with it. I'm now officially a remote employee.

My job entails pumping out a few spreadsheets (the same ones) on a monthly/quarterly/annual basis, besides bullshit like answering emails and calling into meetings.

I earnestly work, on average about 8-10 honest-to-goodness hours/week.

Several times I have gone 2+ weeks without doing a single thing besides logging into the VPN, checking email, and moving mouse to make Lync green.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928107&forum_id=2#35680371)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 9:23 PM
Author: know-it-all heaven

sounds like nutella's job, except she makes $850k.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928107&forum_id=2#35680390)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 9:26 PM
Author: Sooty Floppy Faggot Firefighter Menage

I love how she gets a $100k pay raise like every week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928107&forum_id=2#35680409)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 9:32 PM
Author: translucent doobsian clown roast beef

They now give her raises in increments of one inch square increases to hubby's BC.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928107&forum_id=2#35680457)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 9:24 PM
Author: Buck-toothed ticket booth

how organized are you, especially prior offers and other settlements?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928107&forum_id=2#35680394)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 9:26 PM
Author: Appetizing locus

Not an attorney or an adjuster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928107&forum_id=2#35680408)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 9:34 PM
Author: Buck-toothed ticket booth

assassin or admiral?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928107&forum_id=2#35680467)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 10:46 PM
Author: Appetizing locus

Won't say more bc I'm a big mouth and I'll just leading myself down a rabbit hole that eventually results in me getting outted.

I have a quantitative background. You can use your imagination.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928107&forum_id=2#35680870)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 10:54 PM
Author: Boyish Garrison Immigrant

does it sound like a chinaman saying actually?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928107&forum_id=2#35680921)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 11:13 PM
Author: Appetizing locus

Let me ask my coworker Dongling "Dan" Shuo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928107&forum_id=2#35681017)



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Date: March 25th, 2018 8:13 AM
Author: electric alcoholic native selfie

(Aardvark)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928107&forum_id=2#35682380)



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Date: March 25th, 2018 8:16 AM
Author: irradiated bearded gay wizard

Lol, yeah this bort would destroy the reputation of a work from home insurance analyst.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928107&forum_id=2#35682382)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 10:56 PM
Author: Anal wine persian

spin, ratfucks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928107&forum_id=2#35680935)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 9:25 PM
Author: Sooty Floppy Faggot Firefighter Menage

Cop a mouse jiggler

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928107&forum_id=2#35680402)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 9:30 PM
Author: Excitant Sick Potus Rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928107&forum_id=2#35680442)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 9:33 PM
Author: Maniacal Coral Kitty Cat Field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928107&forum_id=2#35680464)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 10:54 PM
Author: Appetizing locus

Considered it, but I'm paranoid about it somehow fucking up my corporate laptop. I had an issue where it crashed about 8 months ago and I had to travel 2+ hours to deliver it in person to the tech guys to fix it. I was totally coked up and it was a fucking horrible experience.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928107&forum_id=2#35680920)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 10:54 PM
Author: Excitant Sick Potus Rehab

ive had one it's completely harmless

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928107&forum_id=2#35680924)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 10:56 PM
Author: translucent doobsian clown roast beef

Paranoia: too scared to use a mouse jiggler, willing to interact with staff while coked up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928107&forum_id=2#35680936)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 11:09 PM
Author: Appetizing locus

Who says I was willing to interact with anyone at that point in time?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928107&forum_id=2#35680996)



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Date: March 25th, 2018 7:55 AM
Author: translucent doobsian clown roast beef

Revealed preference.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928107&forum_id=2#35682356)



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Date: March 25th, 2018 8:17 AM
Author: irradiated bearded gay wizard

Get a physical mouse jiggler

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928107&forum_id=2#35682384)



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Date: March 25th, 2018 8:18 AM
Author: irradiated bearded gay wizard

https://youtu.be/QiMtad1T85I

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928107&forum_id=2#35682386)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 9:34 PM
Author: Provocative Bistre Hominid

1800000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928107&forum_id=2#35680470)



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Date: March 25th, 2018 6:32 PM
Author: chartreuse nighttime tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928107&forum_id=2#35686206)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 10:55 PM
Author: mewling iridescent voyeur location

Just put a stapler on your space bar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928107&forum_id=2#35680927)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 11:11 PM
Author: rusted bespoke kitty

why pay you so much to do so little? Why not hire a millennial for 45k to do the spreadsheets. Is it like with Dirte where they pay to have him around in case of a catastrophe that only he can fix?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928107&forum_id=2#35681006)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 11:16 PM
Author: Appetizing locus

Because insurance companies are highly regulated and the spreadsheets I produce feed into statutory and GAAP financial statements. So they need people who are credentialed in my field to do them, they can't just take some random schmuck off the street.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928107&forum_id=2#35681029)



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Date: March 25th, 2018 6:43 AM
Author: translucent doobsian clown roast beef

*Grimes looks up at you saucer-eyed*: "so you help to create the spreadsheets that feed into GAAP financial statements?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928107&forum_id=2#35682306)



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Date: March 25th, 2018 6:15 PM
Author: Appetizing locus

I have no illusions about my job being even remotely important, quite the contrary in fact.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928107&forum_id=2#35686060)



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Date: March 25th, 2018 6:31 PM
Author: translucent doobsian clown roast beef

I was not implying you did.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928107&forum_id=2#35686200)



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Date: March 25th, 2018 7:03 AM
Author: razzle forum

had a job like this for a couple years had a merger and a bunch of layoffs, didn't get cut, but turned quickly into GC HELLROOM

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928107&forum_id=2#35682318)



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Date: March 25th, 2018 8:16 AM
Author: electric alcoholic native selfie

Sounds 180 but I'd be bored since it sounds like you need to still sit at the computer, even if you don't do any work. Have you considered getting another remote part time gig or starting some online business to run in your free time while moving your mouse?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928107&forum_id=2#35682383)



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Date: March 25th, 2018 6:11 PM
Author: Appetizing locus

Not chained to computer, I've disappeared for an entire 8 hours and come back without nary an email. I just occasionally try to keep up appearances but management at my company is so lax its absurd.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928107&forum_id=2#35686020)



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Date: March 25th, 2018 7:34 PM
Author: electric alcoholic native selfie

JFC. Are you hiring any remote lawyers to do no work?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928107&forum_id=2#35686752)



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Date: March 25th, 2018 7:34 PM
Author: apoplectic theatre factory reset button

JFC 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928107&forum_id=2#35686756)