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Been poasting for a few days. RATE my NEET-friendly employment situation

30-35 yrs old Been working for BIGINSURANCE company for s...
hairraiser poppy stag film son of senegal
  03/24/18
sounds like nutella's job, except she makes $850k.
comical incel pit
  03/24/18
I love how she gets a $100k pay raise like every week
burgundy chest-beating filthpig field
  03/24/18
They now give her raises in increments of one inch square in...
Stimulating boistinker
  03/24/18
how organized are you, especially prior offers and other set...
Ebony Hyperactive Orchestra Pit Private Investor
  03/24/18
Not an attorney or an adjuster.
hairraiser poppy stag film son of senegal
  03/24/18
assassin or admiral?
Ebony Hyperactive Orchestra Pit Private Investor
  03/24/18
Won't say more bc I'm a big mouth and I'll just leading myse...
hairraiser poppy stag film son of senegal
  03/24/18
does it sound like a chinaman saying actually?
green knife kitchen
  03/24/18
Let me ask my coworker Dongling "Dan" Shuo
hairraiser poppy stag film son of senegal
  03/24/18
(Aardvark)
bearded swollen stock car azn
  03/25/18
Lol, yeah this bort would destroy the reputation of a work f...
Insane philosopher-king
  03/25/18
spin, ratfucks
Brindle electric furnace
  03/24/18
Cop a mouse jiggler
burgundy chest-beating filthpig field
  03/24/18
...
Ocher Pisswyrm
  03/24/18
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Thriller maniacal church useless brakes
  03/24/18
Considered it, but I'm paranoid about it somehow fucking up ...
hairraiser poppy stag film son of senegal
  03/24/18
ive had one it's completely harmless
Ocher Pisswyrm
  03/24/18
Paranoia: too scared to use a mouse jiggler, willing to inte...
Stimulating boistinker
  03/24/18
Who says I was willing to interact with anyone at that point...
hairraiser poppy stag film son of senegal
  03/24/18
Revealed preference.
Stimulating boistinker
  03/25/18
Get a physical mouse jiggler
Insane philosopher-king
  03/25/18
https://youtu.be/QiMtad1T85I
Insane philosopher-king
  03/25/18
1800000
Metal Transparent Fat Ankles Toilet Seat
  03/24/18
...
Brass Cuckoldry
  03/25/18
Just put a stapler on your space bar
Primrose Embarrassed To The Bone Theatre Foreskin
  03/24/18
why pay you so much to do so little? Why not hire a millenni...
soul-stirring institution
  03/24/18
Because insurance companies are highly regulated and the spr...
hairraiser poppy stag film son of senegal
  03/24/18
*Grimes looks up at you saucer-eyed*: "so you help to c...
Stimulating boistinker
  03/25/18
I have no illusions about my job being even remotely importa...
hairraiser poppy stag film son of senegal
  03/25/18
I was not implying you did.
Stimulating boistinker
  03/25/18
had a job like this for a couple years had a merger and a bu...
odious violet cumskin juggernaut
  03/25/18
Sounds 180 but I'd be bored since it sounds like you need to...
bearded swollen stock car azn
  03/25/18
Not chained to computer, I've disappeared for an entire 8 ho...
hairraiser poppy stag film son of senegal
  03/25/18
JFC. Are you hiring any remote lawyers to do no work?
bearded swollen stock car azn
  03/25/18
JFC 180
Fantasy-prone Pocket Flask Dysfunction
  03/25/18


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Date: March 24th, 2018 9:21 PM
Author: hairraiser poppy stag film son of senegal

30-35 yrs old

Been working for BIGINSURANCE company for several years now. Job description starts with an "A". Make $100K/yr.

100% WFH. I report to people in an out-of-state office and just stopped going to the office in my state about 1.5 yrs ago. They were supposed to be closing it down (but it still remains open) so I took a gamble that no one would care and have gotten away with it. I'm now officially a remote employee.

My job entails pumping out a few spreadsheets (the same ones) on a monthly/quarterly/annual basis, besides bullshit like answering emails and calling into meetings.

I earnestly work, on average about 8-10 honest-to-goodness hours/week.

Several times I have gone 2+ weeks without doing a single thing besides logging into the VPN, checking email, and moving mouse to make Lync green.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928107&forum_id=2#35680371)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 9:23 PM
Author: comical incel pit

sounds like nutella's job, except she makes $850k.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928107&forum_id=2#35680390)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 9:26 PM
Author: burgundy chest-beating filthpig field

I love how she gets a $100k pay raise like every week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928107&forum_id=2#35680409)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 9:32 PM
Author: Stimulating boistinker

They now give her raises in increments of one inch square increases to hubby's BC.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928107&forum_id=2#35680457)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 9:24 PM
Author: Ebony Hyperactive Orchestra Pit Private Investor

how organized are you, especially prior offers and other settlements?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928107&forum_id=2#35680394)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 9:26 PM
Author: hairraiser poppy stag film son of senegal

Not an attorney or an adjuster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928107&forum_id=2#35680408)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 9:34 PM
Author: Ebony Hyperactive Orchestra Pit Private Investor

assassin or admiral?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928107&forum_id=2#35680467)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 10:46 PM
Author: hairraiser poppy stag film son of senegal

Won't say more bc I'm a big mouth and I'll just leading myself down a rabbit hole that eventually results in me getting outted.

I have a quantitative background. You can use your imagination.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928107&forum_id=2#35680870)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 10:54 PM
Author: green knife kitchen

does it sound like a chinaman saying actually?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928107&forum_id=2#35680921)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 11:13 PM
Author: hairraiser poppy stag film son of senegal

Let me ask my coworker Dongling "Dan" Shuo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928107&forum_id=2#35681017)



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Date: March 25th, 2018 8:13 AM
Author: bearded swollen stock car azn

(Aardvark)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928107&forum_id=2#35682380)



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Date: March 25th, 2018 8:16 AM
Author: Insane philosopher-king

Lol, yeah this bort would destroy the reputation of a work from home insurance analyst.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928107&forum_id=2#35682382)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 10:56 PM
Author: Brindle electric furnace

spin, ratfucks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928107&forum_id=2#35680935)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 9:25 PM
Author: burgundy chest-beating filthpig field

Cop a mouse jiggler

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928107&forum_id=2#35680402)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 9:30 PM
Author: Ocher Pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928107&forum_id=2#35680442)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 9:33 PM
Author: Thriller maniacal church useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928107&forum_id=2#35680464)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 10:54 PM
Author: hairraiser poppy stag film son of senegal

Considered it, but I'm paranoid about it somehow fucking up my corporate laptop. I had an issue where it crashed about 8 months ago and I had to travel 2+ hours to deliver it in person to the tech guys to fix it. I was totally coked up and it was a fucking horrible experience.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928107&forum_id=2#35680920)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 10:54 PM
Author: Ocher Pisswyrm

ive had one it's completely harmless

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928107&forum_id=2#35680924)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 10:56 PM
Author: Stimulating boistinker

Paranoia: too scared to use a mouse jiggler, willing to interact with staff while coked up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928107&forum_id=2#35680936)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 11:09 PM
Author: hairraiser poppy stag film son of senegal

Who says I was willing to interact with anyone at that point in time?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928107&forum_id=2#35680996)



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Date: March 25th, 2018 7:55 AM
Author: Stimulating boistinker

Revealed preference.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928107&forum_id=2#35682356)



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Date: March 25th, 2018 8:17 AM
Author: Insane philosopher-king

Get a physical mouse jiggler

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928107&forum_id=2#35682384)



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Date: March 25th, 2018 8:18 AM
Author: Insane philosopher-king

https://youtu.be/QiMtad1T85I

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928107&forum_id=2#35682386)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 9:34 PM
Author: Metal Transparent Fat Ankles Toilet Seat

1800000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928107&forum_id=2#35680470)



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Date: March 25th, 2018 6:32 PM
Author: Brass Cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928107&forum_id=2#35686206)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 10:55 PM
Author: Primrose Embarrassed To The Bone Theatre Foreskin

Just put a stapler on your space bar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928107&forum_id=2#35680927)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 11:11 PM
Author: soul-stirring institution

why pay you so much to do so little? Why not hire a millennial for 45k to do the spreadsheets. Is it like with Dirte where they pay to have him around in case of a catastrophe that only he can fix?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928107&forum_id=2#35681006)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 11:16 PM
Author: hairraiser poppy stag film son of senegal

Because insurance companies are highly regulated and the spreadsheets I produce feed into statutory and GAAP financial statements. So they need people who are credentialed in my field to do them, they can't just take some random schmuck off the street.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928107&forum_id=2#35681029)



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Date: March 25th, 2018 6:43 AM
Author: Stimulating boistinker

*Grimes looks up at you saucer-eyed*: "so you help to create the spreadsheets that feed into GAAP financial statements?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928107&forum_id=2#35682306)



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Date: March 25th, 2018 6:15 PM
Author: hairraiser poppy stag film son of senegal

I have no illusions about my job being even remotely important, quite the contrary in fact.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928107&forum_id=2#35686060)



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Date: March 25th, 2018 6:31 PM
Author: Stimulating boistinker

I was not implying you did.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928107&forum_id=2#35686200)



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Date: March 25th, 2018 7:03 AM
Author: odious violet cumskin juggernaut

had a job like this for a couple years had a merger and a bunch of layoffs, didn't get cut, but turned quickly into GC HELLROOM

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928107&forum_id=2#35682318)



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Date: March 25th, 2018 8:16 AM
Author: bearded swollen stock car azn

Sounds 180 but I'd be bored since it sounds like you need to still sit at the computer, even if you don't do any work. Have you considered getting another remote part time gig or starting some online business to run in your free time while moving your mouse?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928107&forum_id=2#35682383)



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Date: March 25th, 2018 6:11 PM
Author: hairraiser poppy stag film son of senegal

Not chained to computer, I've disappeared for an entire 8 hours and come back without nary an email. I just occasionally try to keep up appearances but management at my company is so lax its absurd.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928107&forum_id=2#35686020)



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Date: March 25th, 2018 7:34 PM
Author: bearded swollen stock car azn

JFC. Are you hiring any remote lawyers to do no work?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928107&forum_id=2#35686752)



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Date: March 25th, 2018 7:34 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone Pocket Flask Dysfunction

JFC 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928107&forum_id=2#35686756)