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It Happened To Me: I Ended Up In Bed With A 27-Year-Old Virgin

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she did the right thing
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" I’m gainfully employed and live in a city where, stat...
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Written by a man, in the Bay Area, jerking in the Castro.
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she did the right thing
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1. Vanity 2. Humiliating him makes her feel superior
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Date: March 24th, 2018 11:12 PM
Author: Learning Disabled Charismatic Messiness

Here’s the thing: For the last few months, I've been on kind of a dating kick. But it ended recently because, well, shit got kind of real when a man I was thisclose to sleeping with told me (read: sputtered at me), "I've never done this before."

Good lord.

This is how it went:

After amicably (although profoundly sadly) ending my relationship with a man I loved very deeply, I had

to get my sea legs, so to speak. But really what I ended up getting was my sea drunkness. And my sea promiscuity.

Because damnit, I'm a confident 20something with a grown-ass job and it's Wednesday and I'm alive or whatever that quote from "Girls" is.

Anyway, I jumped into the seventh circle of Hell that is OKCupid and went on a bunch of dates. It was pretty easy to do -- I’m gainfully employed and live in a city where, statistically, women have the upper hand in the dating pool -- and I basically started kind of collecting men like Pokemon.

I'm not proud. OK, I'm a little proud.

In the midst of this Katamari ball of mostly-forgettable, frequently problematic men, I met one who was shy and sweet and seemingly well-adjusted. He had a real job and a real place to live and wasn't sketchy and didn't really seem into bullshitting around. He was cute and stylish and we had enough things to talk about, so I was hopeful that, while I wasn’t looking for a relationship, the idea of going out with someone kind and not-weird for a while sounded pretty appealing.

And he followed up with polite texts and liked to make plans, so we did go out a few times. Three times, to be exact.

Which, interestingly enough, is the exact number of times it usually takes to go from “Should we sleep together?” to “Yeah, might as well just sleep together.”

That wasn’t how it went at all, though. Oh Jesus Christ, it wasn’t. And not for any reason I was even mildly prepared for. Because I don't know if, after a sex bender, you can ever prepare to feel the feelings you feel when the man with whom you're between the sheets tells you he's never had sex. Never. Had. Sex.

Maybe I should’ve known by his relative clumsiness at everything leading up to sex, but then, a lot of guys in their 20s are still pretty fumbly in that realm. But honestly, there were no firm clues.

It’s not that surprising -- with teen sex rates going down, there must be more 20-something virgins walking the earth, right? But to be fair, the vast majority of Millennials have already given it up; by age 19, seven out of 10 women have already had their first sexual encounter.

To answer all of your questions: No, he wasn’t religious. No, he wasn’t bad-looking. No, he didn’t appear to have anything critically/criminally/pathologically wrong with him. He was just very shy and very smart, and I think the combination successfully cockblocked him throughout college and well into a smart-person job that has almost no dating prospects.

I’m fairly sure that the reason I was so shocked was because he didn’t tell me during our walk back to his place, or during that awkward time when we were on his couch looking at each other with very little left to say. (Turns out, it was so awkward because he legitimately didn’t know how that situation usually pans out). Or even when it became clear that sex was imminent and I started unbuttoning my dress.

In fact, he waited until he was putting on a condom to inform me that he’d “never done this before.”

After the shock, there were two options, really: Do it with the awareness it would not be good for me and potentially emotionally difficult for him, or don’t do it and leave the poor dude still standing with his V card firmly in his trembling hand. So naturally, I went into caring stranger mode.

“Oh, jeez,” I stammered. “OK, we need to stop.”

Internally, I was screaming at myself to not laugh, not make a face, not judge. He definitely didn’t need that -- and really, he should get points for honesty, right? But outwardly, I was ultra-calm.

“I don’t think I can be the person you do this with. I’m not going to be your girlfriend, this isn’t going to be a relationship -- and you probably should do this with someone who is,” I told him as placidly as possible. He just groaned.

For a split-second, I did consider another possible plan: Come back at a later date for the mercyfuck. Maybe he just really wanted to get it over with, and I could be the somewhat-slutty (in the most positive way) lady who could come along and help him get over the hump of virginity. But almost immediately, I realized what a terrible idea that would be, because this did not seem like the kind of guy who could go from zero to 60 and suddenly start having casual sex.

In the end, I had to just leave his apartment and know that there was a very good chance I wouldn’t see this man again. It was just too sticky of a situation, and one that felt more appropriate for someone else to handle. Maybe if I were a kinder person, I’d have been more willing to assist -- or maybe it’s a super-entitled, narcissistic thing to assume that he’d even really wanted me to.

He waited a full week to text again, and when he did, he asked me to come over and watch movies, which, with any other guy, I’d assume was code for “have sex with a movie playing somewhat uncomfortably in the background.” But with a virgin, it was all new territory.

I didn’t respond, which I don’t think was the right thing to do, though, in this story, I don’t know that there was a good outcome possible. Maybe there was -- I’m sure you’ll tell me what I should have done.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928204&forum_id=2#35681009)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 11:15 PM
Author: Hyperactive Ruddy Theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928204&forum_id=2#35681025)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 11:16 PM
Author: well-lubricated copper sex offender shrine

she did the right thing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928204&forum_id=2#35681034)



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Date: March 25th, 2018 1:04 AM
Author: zombie-like know-it-all candlestick maker range

No she didn’t

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928204&forum_id=2#35681640)



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Date: March 25th, 2018 1:27 AM
Author: Wine Chapel Partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928204&forum_id=2#35681721)



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Date: March 25th, 2018 8:32 AM
Author: Magical rehab gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928204&forum_id=2#35682410)



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Date: March 25th, 2018 1:05 AM
Author: multi-colored aquamarine personal credit line

lol 100% chance this took place in the Bay Area

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928204&forum_id=2#35681644)



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Date: March 25th, 2018 1:25 AM
Author: Vigorous jet trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928204&forum_id=2#35681712)



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Date: March 25th, 2018 1:26 AM
Author: multi-colored aquamarine personal credit line

" I’m gainfully employed and live in a city where, statistically, women have the upper hand in the dating pool -- and I basically started kind of collecting men like Pokemon. "

yup. what a hellhole

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928204&forum_id=2#35681715)



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Date: March 25th, 2018 11:21 AM
Author: Slate alpha

Written by a man, in the Bay Area, jerking in the Castro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928204&forum_id=2#35683076)



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Date: March 25th, 2018 1:05 AM
Author: sadistic yellow corner stock car

she did the right thing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928204&forum_id=2#35681647)



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Date: March 25th, 2018 1:29 AM
Author: Aromatic Fear-inspiring Immigrant

what an altogether lovely story as told by a very charming and lovely seeming woman.

where the fuck is something like this 'published'.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928204&forum_id=2#35681729)



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Date: March 25th, 2018 1:31 AM
Author: Hyperactive Ruddy Theater

xojane

https://www.xojane.com/it-happened-to-me/it-happened-to-me-i-ended-up-in-bed-with-a-27-year-old-virgin

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928204&forum_id=2#35681734)



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Date: March 25th, 2018 1:32 AM
Author: Wine Chapel Partner

xojane.com, where you can read such other scholarly pieces as:

"IT HAPPENED TO ME: I Farted in My Tattoo Artist's Face While Getting My First Tattoo"

and

"IT HAPPENED TO ME: A Group of Japanese Tourists Got Angry at Me for Claiming to Be Japanese"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928204&forum_id=2#35681736)



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Date: March 25th, 2018 1:33 AM
Author: Wine Chapel Partner

"IT HAPPENED TO ME: I Walked 10 Blocks with a Used Menstrual Pad Stuck to My Shoulder"



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928204&forum_id=2#35681738)



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Date: March 25th, 2018 1:37 AM
Author: Hyperactive Ruddy Theater

https://www.xojane.com/it-happened-to-me/i-farted-in-my-tattoo-artists-face

“Wait one more year,” my mom kept telling me. I was 18 and like every other person “coming of age,” I wanted my first tattoo. I wasn’t particularly rebellious or whatever you want to call it. I was just young, and to be honest, I thought it would be cool to get a tattoo. I wanted a meaningful Bible verse on my ribcage. Total cliché, I know.

I decided to wait a year, for my mom, because she asked so nicely and was so concerned about my wellbeing. What’s one more year anyway, right? During that year, I finished high school and started my freshman year of college. I had gone with many friends as they got tattoos, and it always took a bit of self-restraint to not just say screw it and get one myself. When I went with friends, I was always the one holding their hands and taking photos. I couldn’t wait to be the one finally getting one.

I scheduled an appointment for Christmas break back in my hometown, and my best friend was coming with me. I was excited when we got to the shop. The tattoo artist was this burly, bearded man who didn’t say much but was polite enough for me to trust him. He had done some my friends' tattoos, and I was completely basing everything about him off referrals.

He drew up different fonts for me for my verse, all in varying sizes and formats. I picked one I liked and checked the spelling a billion times. Finally, I got on the table and lifted my shirt for him to start.

He sat behind me as I lay on my left side. My friend sat in front of me holding my hands. He tested the machine on me just to show me what it would feel like. Not so bad! Even though it was a relatively large piece, I thought it would go over pretty quickly and not hurt too much.

He started outlining the letters. My thought progression went something like this: OK, it’s getting worse. It’s a constant pain that isn’t going away. Geez, how many letters are in this verse?!

Anyone who has a tattoo on their ribcage knows the pain and discomfort I'm remembering. It seemed like he was working forever, when in reality it had only been about 10 minutes. I had seen so many friends get tattoos in the past — I didn’t want to be a baby and ask him for a break or to stop. I just needed to buckle down, clench my teeth, and wait for it to be over.

What I didn’t realize was that I wasn’t only clenching my teeth. I was squeezing my entire body. After what seemed like an eternity, the artist paused and said, “OK, quick break. You can relax.”

I let out a breath and felt all the air I was holding inside of me come out of my mouth.

And then it happened.

As I relaxed my body, the loudest, longest fart escaped. It was one of those farts that you hear on TV and think, No one actually farts like that. Or better yet, think about sitting on a whoopee cushion slowly and having the fart come out really loud but seemingly never-ending. That’s what came out of me.

To make things worse, my tattoo artist was still sitting right behind me, his face at my butt level. I looked up at my friend to see if maybe I had imagined it. There were tears forming in her eyes as she tried not to burst out laughing. Nope, I definitely did not imagine it. I slowly turned my face over my shoulder to see if maybe he was facing the other way or had somehow miraculously missed the huge fart that just came out of me.

“Did you just fart on me?” were the first words out of his mouth.

According to my friend, I answered him right away. But in my head this moment seemed like forever. I thought about maybe just running away. What’s a half-finished tattoo anyway, right? I can get someone else to finish it. Then I thought about lying or blaming it on someone else. Thank goodness it didn’t smell or I’d have a whole other issue to worry about. I just nodded my head in embarrassment.

He started to chuckle. “In 20 years of tattooing, I’ve seen some ridiculous things, but you’re the first to fart on me.”

My face was getting hot, and I could feel the red blush spreading. I started apologizing over and over, but was also trying to keep still because my shirt was half off and my tattoo wasn’t done. Then this tough-looking man, with tattoos all up and down his arms, told me to take another deep breath and actually relax. He calmly told me he was going to start tattooing again and to keep breathing.

As he tattooed, he started telling me a story about how he passed out while getting a tattoo once. He was just sitting there getting inked, and the next thing he knew people were offering him water and asking him if he was OK. He told me another story about how one of his friends threw up during a tattoo because of the pain. I started to think about what it would be like to vomit during this experience, the mess and cleanup, and how that would have really delayed or stopped the process. The stories continued throughout the next hour and a half, all about embarrassing things that have happened to him or people he knew while getting piercings or tattoos.

Although I wasn’t sure if any of this was true or if he was making it up to make me feel better, I was so thankful in that moment. I was able to get through the time and forget about what had happened for the time being. When he was finished, I looked in the mirror and admired the verse. He asked me if I was happy with it, which I most definitely was.

Then he told me, “Hey keep ripping those things out! Your body does such cool things — farting is one of them!”

I think about my body now, with a couple more tattoos, and look at everything I’ve accomplished because of the body I am in. It’s true, my body does some pretty incredible things. Who cares if I let one rip every now and then? As least I’m going for it, and things could always be worse than a little nervous gas.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928204&forum_id=2#35681749)



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Date: March 25th, 2018 10:26 AM
Author: Pea-brained Market

Then he told me, “Hey keep ripping those things out! Your body does such cool things — farting is one of them!”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928204&forum_id=2#35682824)



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Date: March 25th, 2018 10:53 AM
Author: opaque native generalized bond

PS the artist was James Joyce Jr.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928204&forum_id=2#35682965)



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Date: March 25th, 2018 1:42 AM
Author: Hyperactive Ruddy Theater

https://www.xojane.com/it-happened-to-me/japanese-tourists-wouldnt-believe-im-part-japanese

The United States is one of the only countries, if not the only country, that defines a person by biological percentages. How much of a certain ethnicity you are matters significantly to this day. For example, to stay on a reserve, you need to be a certain percentage of Native American, and in Hawai’i, to live on homestead land, you need to be a certain percentage of Native Hawaiian. This blood quantum rule/biological percentage provides guidelines and a form of classification. This classification even extends to biological physical characteristics — and I've found that's when classification extends beyond the US as well.

Living in Hawai’i, I've seen many Asian tourists come to visit the island. Being the outgoing person that I am, I always try to make conversations with people. I love meeting new people and learning about where they’re from; other people and other cultures fascinate me. Hawai’i is so isolated being smack dab in the middle of the largest ocean in the world, so every chance I get to meet someone is a chance I happily take.

One day, when I was walking down the Waikiki strip with my surf gear, I came across a group of tourists. I overheard them talking and, being part Japanese, I could tell from their speech that they were Japanese and that they needed help with directions. Being a native of Hawai’i, I offered my help and started to make small talk. I asked them where they were from and when they said they were from Japan, I was instantly ecstatic.

“I have always wanted to go to Tokyo and Hiroshima,” I said.

“Tokyo I understand. It big city and there are many people in Tokyo, but why Hiroshima?” a woman in the group asked me.

“Hiroshima is where my great-grandfather is from and I have always wanted to see where he grew up to get more in touch with my culture.”

Right as I said this, the group of Japanese tourists all looked so shocked. They glanced at each other with the most peculiar expressions, and their curious looks soon turned to dismay and outrage.

“You not Japanese,” one woman said with the most disgusted look on her face.

“You too tall to be Japanese!” another woman blurted angrily.

I have never had a conversation that took such a drastic turn for the worse, and I have never infuriated tourists before. There anger was infectious because I started to get angry.

“But I am!” I pleaded.

How were they going to tell me if I was Japanese or not? They have known me for five minutes. Just because I am, tall that supposedly makes me not Japanese? I’m tall because I’m part Caucasian and Hawaiian. I was infuriated that they were judging me merely off of my looks. Since I don’t have many physical traits that align with what's considered typically Japanese, that makes me not Japanese? I have a Japanese last name for crying out loud! Nishida is one of the most common Japanese names in all of Japan. It’s like how Johnson is a common last name in America.

But why am I even trying to prove myself to these tourists? Because this world is filled with people like them and I want to be accepted. Too many people are being judged, classified, and disowned because of their looks. Being a mixed minority woman in society is very difficult. I am Japanese, Chinese, Hawaiian, Danish, and Portuguese. According to America’s biological formula, technically I am 12.5% Japanese, 1% Chinese, 20% Hawaii, 16.5% Danish, and 50% Portuguese. As I stated earlier, in Hawai’i, to live on homestead land the individual needs to prove that they are Hawaiian and they need to prove that they are a certain percentage Hawaiian. In this process, you have to list what other ethnicities you are along with how much of that ethnicity contributes to your biological identity.

What puts me in such a difficult space is the fact that many people of my many ethnicities will not accept me because I am not “enough” of that ethnicity to “count.” Despite having a great-grandfather from Japan and having one of the most common Japanese names, I am not “claimed” by Japanese people because 12.5% is not “enough.” Reviewing my biological identity, the only group I would be accepted by is the Portuguese. But when people look at me, I physically look Hawaiian. With my long brown hair, hazel eyes, and tall frame, when most people look at me they don’t even know what I am. There have been so many occasions where I have been asked "what" I am and it makes me feel like an alien.

I want to be accepted as a Japanese, Chinese, Hawaiian, Danish, Portuguese woman. Not criticized by people for being a certain ethnicity or not “enough” of an ethnicity. I take pride in all of my ethnicities; it makes me the distinct woman I am.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928204&forum_id=2#35681771)



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Date: March 25th, 2018 6:52 AM
Author: cowardly self-centered lodge incel

ROR. you haffa go back, roundeye

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928204&forum_id=2#35682315)



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Date: March 25th, 2018 8:48 AM
Author: Magical rehab gaping

They were saying that because something earlier in the conversation that they did or she did must have broke w protocol for nips. Not because they were particularly racist.

Perhaps one of them lost face in Jap way or perhaps she did something inadvertently rude to japs but forgivable because she's not jap herself.

then when she claimed to be jap they had to set her straight or indirectly in jap sidewise way "explain" why protocol was previously broken without offense.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928204&forum_id=2#35682460)



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Date: March 25th, 2018 1:20 PM
Author: exhilarant headpube

ur an idiot. they correctly told her that 12 percent japanese is not japanese, and spit on her for good measure for being a dumb cunt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928204&forum_id=2#35683791)



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Date: March 25th, 2018 2:21 PM
Author: Magical rehab gaping

Nope. That's not people. Sorry shut in bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928204&forum_id=2#35684279)



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Date: March 25th, 2018 9:13 AM
Author: Ivory offensive point dopamine

You are a random mongrel. What do you expect? And few people come from the Caucasus. You are 2/3 European, not 'Caucasian'.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928204&forum_id=2#35682530)



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Date: March 25th, 2018 1:22 PM
Author: exhilarant headpube

I want to be accepted as a Japanese, Chinese, Hawaiian, Danish, Portuguese woman

your a mongrel. there, thats your identity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928204&forum_id=2#35683816)



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Date: March 25th, 2018 1:36 AM
Author: Appetizing splenetic old irish cottage heaven

ISIS TAKE THE WHEEL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928204&forum_id=2#35681745)



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Date: March 25th, 2018 4:11 PM
Author: snowy bespoke faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928204&forum_id=2#35685168)



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Date: March 25th, 2018 1:38 AM
Author: bipolar yarmulke black woman

Never. Had. Sex.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928204&forum_id=2#35681755)



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Date: March 25th, 2018 1:39 AM
Author: Carnelian Thirsty Pistol Indian Lodge

haha oh wow, holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928204&forum_id=2#35681763)



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Date: March 25th, 2018 1:42 AM
Author: High-end Rose State

she did the right thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928204&forum_id=2#35681772)



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Date: March 25th, 2018 1:43 AM
Author: Carnelian Thirsty Pistol Indian Lodge

I I I I I'M I I IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928204&forum_id=2#35681776)



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Date: March 25th, 2018 1:56 AM
Author: impressive frisky temple fat ankles

TBF that's on him for admitting that he was a virgin.

If you're losing your virginity at an embarrassingly late age, your only option is to not disclose that you're a virgin and be prepared for the fact that women might ding you for being a lousy, clumsy lay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928204&forum_id=2#35681826)



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Date: March 25th, 2018 7:07 AM
Author: Heady Psychic

How is being a lousy clumsy lay even possible with all the porn out there? LJL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928204&forum_id=2#35682323)



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Date: March 25th, 2018 8:22 AM
Author: Ebony field

Lol at this poast holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928204&forum_id=2#35682392)



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Date: March 25th, 2018 8:26 AM
Author: High-end Rose State

(Virgin)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928204&forum_id=2#35682399)



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Date: March 25th, 2018 8:33 AM
Author: bearded stirring school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928204&forum_id=2#35682413)



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Date: March 25th, 2018 9:23 AM
Author: Magical rehab gaping

Uh, its pretty obvious to chicks when a dude only has porn moves.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928204&forum_id=2#35682558)



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Date: March 25th, 2018 9:25 AM
Author: Excitant amethyst home

*moves chick into piledriver anal position*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928204&forum_id=2#35682560)



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Date: March 25th, 2018 9:26 AM
Author: Magical rehab gaping

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928204&forum_id=2#35682566)



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Date: March 25th, 2018 10:20 AM
Author: alcoholic weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928204&forum_id=2#35682797)



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Date: March 25th, 2018 10:51 AM
Author: Razzle sound barrier international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928204&forum_id=2#35682948)



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Date: March 25th, 2018 10:52 AM
Author: arousing azure organic girlfriend athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928204&forum_id=2#35682957)



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Date: March 25th, 2018 10:57 AM
Author: cowardly self-centered lodge incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928204&forum_id=2#35682979)



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Date: March 25th, 2018 11:07 AM
Author: irradiated persian patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928204&forum_id=2#35683027)



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Date: March 25th, 2018 11:32 AM
Author: Lascivious Apoplectic Parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928204&forum_id=2#35683118)



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Date: March 25th, 2018 12:23 PM
Author: Saffron Cerebral Abode Shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928204&forum_id=2#35683399)



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Date: March 25th, 2018 1:15 PM
Author: transparent principal's office prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928204&forum_id=2#35683757)



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Date: March 25th, 2018 1:24 PM
Author: exhilarant headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928204&forum_id=2#35683823)



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Date: March 25th, 2018 2:11 PM
Author: sapphire affirmative action ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928204&forum_id=2#35684210)



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Date: March 25th, 2018 2:32 PM
Author: wonderful friendly grandma internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928204&forum_id=2#35684368)



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Date: March 25th, 2018 2:33 PM
Author: Silver at-the-ready place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928204&forum_id=2#35684371)



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Date: March 25th, 2018 5:59 PM
Author: vivacious locus sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928204&forum_id=2#35685923)



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Date: August 5th, 2021 8:18 PM
Author: ocher gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928204&forum_id=2#42904163)



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Date: March 25th, 2018 2:50 PM
Author: Vigorous jet trailer park

180 poast coming from you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928204&forum_id=2#35684532)



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Date: March 25th, 2018 1:45 PM
Author: fighting haunted graveyard

(Guy who knows how to parkour)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928204&forum_id=2#35684021)



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Date: March 25th, 2018 2:40 PM
Author: Wild Hilarious Stead Cuck

underrated

Really highlights this idiocy of his poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928204&forum_id=2#35684430)



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Date: March 25th, 2018 3:09 PM
Author: Vigorous jet trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928204&forum_id=2#35684662)



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Date: March 25th, 2018 2:33 PM
Author: Silver at-the-ready place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928204&forum_id=2#35684374)



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Date: March 25th, 2018 8:38 AM
Author: Nudist Passionate Church Building Laser Beams

C12 wanted to lose his virginity but not like this, not to her!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928204&forum_id=2#35682423)



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Date: March 25th, 2018 8:50 AM
Author: frum hospital tattoo

MY masters, MY brunch, MY deflowerer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928204&forum_id=2#35682469)



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Date: March 25th, 2018 8:54 AM
Author: Nudist Passionate Church Building Laser Beams

"Cya later, deflorator"

"heh, we fucked: DODECACHUCK"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928204&forum_id=2#35682476)



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Date: March 25th, 2018 4:19 PM
Author: Geriatric lay

holy fuck, HEINOUSLY underrated poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928204&forum_id=2#35685228)



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Date: August 5th, 2021 8:16 PM
Author: violet set giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928204&forum_id=2#42904151)



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Date: March 25th, 2018 8:41 AM
Author: Magical rehab gaping

He was super nice to her, they had gone out a few times, she should have just done the dude a favor and fucked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928204&forum_id=2#35682429)



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Date: March 25th, 2018 10:55 AM
Author: opaque native generalized bond

There is no "should" when it comes to women. You can't expect morality from lower level creatures

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928204&forum_id=2#35682971)



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Date: March 25th, 2018 2:33 PM
Author: Silver at-the-ready place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928204&forum_id=2#35684377)



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Date: March 25th, 2018 8:55 AM
Author: Excitant amethyst home

Interesting. Two things I can't quite figure out:

1. Why did she make the judgment for him as to whether or not he should have sex? She basically implies throughout the entire piece that it's loser behavior to not have sex, yet this guy who hasn't had sex literally gets to the point with her where he's putting on a condom, so he can't be that much of a loser. Why would her inclination be to then stop him, as opposed to perhaps just being flattered and asking him whether he wanted to lose his virginity to a girl who probably wouldn't be a LTR?

2. Related to #1, I wonder if this is really all about her in that finding out he was a virgin made her freak out like she was giving it up to a loser and thus pulled the plug.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928204&forum_id=2#35682478)



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Date: March 25th, 2018 8:56 AM
Author: Magical rehab gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928204&forum_id=2#35682481)



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Date: March 25th, 2018 8:57 AM
Author: Nudist Passionate Church Building Laser Beams

1. Vanity

2. Humiliating him makes her feel superior



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928204&forum_id=2#35682487)



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Date: March 25th, 2018 9:20 AM
Author: Excitant amethyst home

your point #2 might be right. slutty girls and incel guys are almost two sides of the same coin, so she could be trying to make herself feel superior by being in control of the exchange (and perhaps rejecting him before he they discussed it and he had the chance to back out himself?).

i'm not sure about point #1 -- why would that be vanity? because she is too vain to sleep with a guy who hasn't ever fucked another chick before? isn't the vanity excuse thrown out the window when she literally had the guy strapping on a rubber to fuck her before he made that disclosure?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928204&forum_id=2#35682551)



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Date: March 25th, 2018 9:27 AM
Author: Laughsome shimmering space

girls get offended when they get hit on by a dude they consider less attractive, because that implies the "less attractive" dude considered the girl to be realistically approachable and thus at a similar level of "unattractiveness." by fucking a virgin, she would be placing herself on the level of someone that has to resort to fucking virgins. the cognitive dissonance involved instantly drove her insane and even afterwards she still doesn't underwhat happened.

would be nice to see pics of the ppl involved here but they're both prob hideous

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928204&forum_id=2#35682568)



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Date: March 25th, 2018 9:29 AM
Author: Nudist Passionate Church Building Laser Beams

Right. She did not want to ruin her image as one of the Sex and the City girls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928204&forum_id=2#35682575)



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Date: March 25th, 2018 1:03 PM
Author: Stimulating hall

XO and PR once had a "loser fucker" insult.

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=515885&forum_id=2#6891124

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928204&forum_id=2#35683669)



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Date: March 25th, 2018 1:04 PM
Author: Nudist Passionate Church Building Laser Beams

Better a fucking loser than a loser fucker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928204&forum_id=2#35683676)



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Date: March 25th, 2018 9:30 AM
Author: up-to-no-good meetinghouse

no, vanity in that she's willing to undercut something which might be enjoyable for the both of them for the sake of preserving her delusion that she's capable of weeding out betas and able to reject people who she thinks are beneath her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928204&forum_id=2#35682578)



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Date: March 25th, 2018 9:32 AM
Author: Laughsome shimmering space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928204&forum_id=2#35682583)



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Date: March 25th, 2018 9:33 AM
Author: Nudist Passionate Church Building Laser Beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928204&forum_id=2#35682584)



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Date: March 25th, 2018 9:39 AM
Author: Excitant amethyst home

but isn't that the point? this beta virgin got her to the point where he was literally putting on a condom as she was asking to get fucked. haven't delusions of being able to weed out the betas sailed at that point?

like, he got to the NCAA finals and lost by 2 points. he can clearly hang.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928204&forum_id=2#35682604)



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Date: March 25th, 2018 9:41 AM
Author: Laughsome shimmering space

nope, in her mind she had been tricked all along by a beta virgin and she had to gtfo instantly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928204&forum_id=2#35682611)



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Date: March 25th, 2018 9:42 AM
Author: Nudist Passionate Church Building Laser Beams

It's like he removed lifts and a wig.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928204&forum_id=2#35682618)



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Date: March 25th, 2018 9:46 AM
Author: Laughsome shimmering space

lol exactly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928204&forum_id=2#35682638)



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Date: March 25th, 2018 9:46 AM
Author: Excitant amethyst home

you may be right, lmao if that's true. god this country is fucked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928204&forum_id=2#35682634)



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Date: March 25th, 2018 12:09 PM
Author: clear bateful halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928204&forum_id=2#35683319)



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Date: March 25th, 2018 10:01 AM
Author: boyish house doctorate

this doesn't sound like a very "genuine" chick looking for dudes to have real fun with, it sounds like a chick suspended in a hyper-efficient sexual matching matrix who is hyper-aware of her sexual market value and of anything which might affect that - which she is. i don't think anyone else writes this kind of article or writes for this site.

it doesn't matter if this guy can "hang" and give her a good time on dates. what matters in this nightmare machine kabuki casino is what you are not what you do. if she just wanted a fun time the latter would be enough. but in her bombarded mind perceived smv is identity. and this dude was a virgin, all else be damned.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928204&forum_id=2#35682736)



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Date: March 25th, 2018 10:02 AM
Author: Nudist Passionate Church Building Laser Beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928204&forum_id=2#35682739)



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Date: March 25th, 2018 10:05 AM
Author: up-to-no-good meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928204&forum_id=2#35682746)



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Date: March 25th, 2018 10:20 AM
Author: Impertinent 180 Theater Stage Electric Furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928204&forum_id=2#35682796)



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Date: March 25th, 2018 12:26 PM
Author: Saffron Cerebral Abode Shitlib

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928204&forum_id=2#35683417)



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Date: March 25th, 2018 1:09 PM
Author: Razzmatazz garnet senate multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928204&forum_id=2#35683710)



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Date: March 25th, 2018 1:10 PM
Author: Excitant amethyst home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928204&forum_id=2#35683726)



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Date: March 25th, 2018 9:48 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone gas station brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928204&forum_id=2#35687804)



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Date: August 5th, 2021 8:14 PM
Author: hairraiser abnormal stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928204&forum_id=2#42904142)



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Date: March 25th, 2018 9:10 AM
Author: Laughsome shimmering space

point #1 there is extremely cr, this girl is sick in the head. raging narcissism and lots of hate (poison) in her heart

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928204&forum_id=2#35682522)



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Date: March 25th, 2018 9:12 AM
Author: Nudist Passionate Church Building Laser Beams

She exemplifies the sense of inferiority & hatred Ted K. wrote of.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928204&forum_id=2#35682529)



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Date: March 25th, 2018 9:18 AM
Author: Laughsome shimmering space

bad (or sick!)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928204&forum_id=2#35682544)



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Date: March 25th, 2018 9:18 AM
Author: Nudist Passionate Church Building Laser Beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928204&forum_id=2#35682546)



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Date: March 25th, 2018 9:21 AM
Author: Excitant amethyst home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928204&forum_id=2#35682554)



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Date: March 25th, 2018 11:15 AM
Author: Razzle sound barrier international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928204&forum_id=2#35683060)



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Date: March 25th, 2018 9:30 AM
Author: fighting haunted graveyard

Something does add up, but I wouldn't want to take a v-card from a woman in her late 20s. She'd have too many feels.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928204&forum_id=2#35682576)



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Date: March 25th, 2018 9:32 AM
Author: Magical rehab gaping

Nah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928204&forum_id=2#35682581)



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Date: March 25th, 2018 10:56 AM
Author: opaque native generalized bond

2 provides your answer to 1

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928204&forum_id=2#35682974)



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Date: March 25th, 2018 10:47 AM
Author: impressive frisky temple fat ankles

What bothers me the most about this is that she's trying to make it seem as though she didn't want to fuck him for *his* benefit. Like she would somehow be doing him a disservice by taking his virginity, because their relationship wasn't 'special' enough.

The reality is that:

- She didn't want to fuck him once he revealed himself to be an ultra beta

- Nonreligious males who lose their virginity in later in life likely *do not want* their first sex to be some extremely memorable occasion. If it's too mind blowing and awesome, it's just going to be that much more bittersweet to think about going forward, because it's just going to stand out as a constant reminder that you went many years without sex.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928204&forum_id=2#35682933)



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Date: March 25th, 2018 10:50 AM
Author: Magical rehab gaping

Well, its sort of like the law of noninterference w less technologically advanced civilizations in Star Trek. It's like, i dont know--why dont you ask the alien civilization if they want you to move the space boulder out of their trajectory or not first. They'll probably say YES!! Who are you to be so high and mighty that you dont deign to interfere with another less advanced civilization when there's a whole Galaxy wide civilization of aliens from all over the Galaxy all together anyway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928204&forum_id=2#35682947)



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Date: March 25th, 2018 1:27 PM
Author: exhilarant headpube

dude, just stop.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928204&forum_id=2#35683845)



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Date: March 25th, 2018 1:53 PM
Author: Magical rehab gaping

Finally!! I was expecting SOMETHING like beep beep w star trek reference

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928204&forum_id=2#35684084)



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Date: March 25th, 2018 2:56 PM
Author: Vigorous jet trailer park

yeah it was really just risk aversion on her part. "uh oh, what if he gets weird?" I totally understand why she did it but LMAO at pretending it was for his benefit when in fact it probably really sucked for him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928204&forum_id=2#35684587)



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Date: March 25th, 2018 10:53 AM
Author: arousing azure organic girlfriend athletic conference

incredibly cruel, that dude is probably scarred for life

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928204&forum_id=2#35682963)



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Date: March 25th, 2018 10:55 AM
Author: Magical rehab gaping

Well, next time he definitely isnt going to go for a big reveal thats for sure. he should have waited until he was on top of her, gotten her all warmed up, fumbling around to tell her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928204&forum_id=2#35682970)



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Date: March 25th, 2018 11:16 AM
Author: cowardly self-centered lodge incel

*until he was balls deep in her throat*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928204&forum_id=2#35683062)



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Date: March 25th, 2018 11:12 AM
Author: sticky mind-boggling piazza sandwich

lol. What a vapid, empty whore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928204&forum_id=2#35683054)



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Date: March 25th, 2018 11:23 AM
Author: Razzle sound barrier international law enforcement agency

Maybe she also wrote this one:

IT HAPPENED TO ME: I Lost My Virginity in Public

https://www.xojane.com/it-happened-to-me/i-lost-my-virginity-in-public

Cliffs: guy fucked her, dumped her, gave her crabs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928204&forum_id=2#35683085)



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Date: March 25th, 2018 11:34 AM
Author: crawly mewling den

This is why inceldom is a death spiral. If this guy was just a little bit luckier/less beta in college, he would have had sex there and ended up in at least a short-term relationship once or twice. For purposes of knowing roughly what you're doing, it doesn't really matter how many women you've had sex with, it matters how many times you've had sex (unless it's a low # and you're with women who have strange preferences).

But because he missed out, now he's behind... and being behind makes him more behind... and after this he'll probably be gun shy for a while and may even hit 29 or 30 without having sex... so when he's out in the dating market again he'll be even less confident and even farther behind.

The winner take all sexual market means you can *never* catch up. It's probably more important for a happy life that a man have sex early and often to get that experience and confidence, even if it means delaying college. You can always start college at 20 and won't get DINGFAGGED for having never been to college before. But you can't start women at 27 because you will get DINGINCELLED for having never been in a woman before.

This truly is a dystopia.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928204&forum_id=2#35683131)



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Date: March 25th, 2018 11:39 AM
Author: Nudist Passionate Church Building Laser Beams

It's really not that bad. The essential skills can be communicated and reduced to practice within a matter of months. You don't have to be some alphachad, just convince a woman with clock-ticking you're good enough for a bang then exclusivity. The real obstacle is mindset: guys need to lose their adolescent ideals and commit to being grownups who by god get things done.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928204&forum_id=2#35683145)



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Date: March 25th, 2018 12:39 PM
Author: frum hospital tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928204&forum_id=2#35683510)



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Date: March 25th, 2018 3:02 PM
Author: Vigorous jet trailer park

man don't fall prey to this bullshit charles, you're better than that. listen to twins.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928204&forum_id=2#35684619)



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Date: March 25th, 2018 3:46 PM
Author: multi-colored aquamarine personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928204&forum_id=2#35684918)



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Date: March 25th, 2018 12:26 PM
Author: Shivering emerald rigpig

American society is broken. She is "proud" of her collection of men and finds anything serious a big turnoff. And everyone is petting her on the head and encouraging this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928204&forum_id=2#35683420)



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Date: March 25th, 2018 2:16 PM
Author: sapphire affirmative action ceo

not all of society, but certainly a too large percentage of it. if there is anything a girl is capable of accomplishing without any effort it's becoming a slut. whether or not she should be ashamed is a question for her, but it's pathetic to consider it something to be proud of.

"Anyway, I jumped into the seventh circle of Hell that is OKCupid and went on a bunch of dates. It was pretty easy to do -- I’m gainfully employed and live in a city where, statistically, women have the upper hand in the dating pool -- and I basically started kind of collecting men like Pokemon.

I'm not proud. OK, I'm a little proud."



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928204&forum_id=2#35684238)



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Date: March 25th, 2018 2:19 PM
Author: Saffron Cerebral Abode Shitlib

If you've ever played the Witcher 1 whenever you successfully seduce a woman you get a trading card with her naked likeness on it.

I think playing this in my early 20s coloured my views of the app dating game.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928204&forum_id=2#35684265)



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Date: March 25th, 2018 2:24 PM
Author: Nudist Passionate Church Building Laser Beams

jfc I need to get back into gaming.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928204&forum_id=2#35684307)



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Date: March 25th, 2018 2:31 PM
Author: Deep Locale

Cr.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928204&forum_id=2#35684359)



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Date: March 25th, 2018 2:36 PM
Author: Excitant amethyst home

I thought the same thing re that sentence -- zero self-awareness that she shouldn't be "proud" by getting pumped and dumped by a bunch of dudes even when she admits that the dating scene in her city favors women!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928204&forum_id=2#35684398)



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Date: March 25th, 2018 3:07 PM
Author: Yapping narrow-minded really tough guy site

She is deluding herself and buying into a massive (((lie))) by calling it a "dating scene" instead of a "pump and dump scene"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928204&forum_id=2#35684650)



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Date: March 25th, 2018 9:50 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone gas station brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928204&forum_id=2#35687820)



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Date: March 27th, 2018 11:17 AM
Author: Hyperventilating hateful clown bawdyhouse

a truly vile article

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928204&forum_id=2#35699341)



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Date: March 25th, 2018 12:51 PM
Author: bronze titillating turdskin

This is why toxic masculinity exists

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928204&forum_id=2#35683604)



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Date: March 25th, 2018 1:07 PM
Author: Excitant amethyst home

Excellent observation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928204&forum_id=2#35683692)



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Date: March 25th, 2018 1:22 PM
Author: transparent principal's office prole

how is this not about her just being a slut and not wanting to take on the emotional and psychological weight of being some dude's first sexual experience? she probably wasn't into him enough to want anything serious and knew if they had sex he'd probably form an attachment and she'd inevitably have to deal with the guilt of bailing on him after a month or 2.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928204&forum_id=2#35683815)



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Date: March 25th, 2018 3:05 PM
Author: Vigorous jet trailer park

cr, but I think she was working around the worst-case scenario rather than the most probable scenario. in all likelihood it would've been fine but she couldn't have known that for certain and it wasn't worth the perceived risk. she was caught off guard by it and got spooked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928204&forum_id=2#35684636)



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Date: March 25th, 2018 2:17 PM
Author: Thriller bistre tanning salon hunting ground

What's his moniker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928204&forum_id=2#35684249)



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Date: March 25th, 2018 2:20 PM
Author: Aromatic Fear-inspiring Immigrant

MY narrative about YOUR pathetic virginity

MY story

MY pokemons

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928204&forum_id=2#35684273)



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Date: March 25th, 2018 2:22 PM
Author: Racy party of the first part

sad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928204&forum_id=2#35684286)



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Date: March 26th, 2018 9:20 AM
Author: Laughsome shimmering space

*withholds sex from a virgin* "hey everyone let's laugh at the broken fucking virgin!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928204&forum_id=2#35690195)