(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3932938&forum_id=2#35716292)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3932938&forum_id=2#35716302)

Welcome to CharlesXII does Europe. You and a dozen other tourists (mostly middle aged tourists from CharlesXII’s midwestern home state) are crammed into a bus that will spend 14 days driving across the European continent. Each day, you’ll stop at a major historical site, typically a battlefield from the Napoleonic Wars, World War I, or World War II. Then, Charles will extemporaneously and without notes deliver hours of lectures about what happened at that particular site. The best part is there’s no set itinerary. CharlesXII posts to XO each night about where he should go next. He knows so much about European history that he’s able to find interesting sites no matter where XO directs him. The tour might end in Provence, Belarus, or Montenegro, but you’ll definitely learn something along the way!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3932938&forum_id=2#35716313)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3932938&forum_id=2#35717941)

Attractions include:

- A maze-like replica of the Javits Center. Can you find your way to your bar exam? Don't get lost, end up stuck among disappointed Hillary supporters, or somehow end up in the Bronx.

- A chance to meet former bench players from the late 90's and early 2000's Yankees

- A room filled with deer, where you can train for any sport you'd like

- A giant farm filled with gold statues

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3932938&forum_id=2#35716547)

Ambitious college students who want to have a great "lived experience" take a semester off work to be a homeless person on the streets of San Francisco. They attend a week long orientation to teach them the ways of the streets. Then they are released and told to fend for themselves. They wear an Apple Watch at all times hooked up to a monitoring system, so they can be safely evacuated from any situation where they might get physically assaulted or infected with a disease. They also have access to a special shelter just for Semester on the Streets participants, which can provide them with comfortable shelter in bad weather or with food if they are unable to obtain it by other means.

Tuition starts at $10,000 per semester and it's quickly becoming considered a MUST DO for ambitious students who want to get into a top law or policy school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3932938&forum_id=2#35725029)

Come to Dan Otter's IFNB Experience in Las Vegas or Macau, and you will be put into a fake muscle suit. Also, a gigantic CUM CANNON will be attached to your pelvic region. By pressing a button on your muscle suit, you will be able to spray REAL HOT CUM onto other people who are there with you. Some say it's Dan Otter's cum, some say it was purchased cheaply from young amateur studs.

Real IFNB people hate it, of course, but if you're not dedicated to becoming the best man you can be, it's the closest you'll ever be to MUSCLE STARDOM.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3932938&forum_id=2#35716575)

You can, of course, gawk at what classrooms, dorm rooms, and dining halls looked like in 1825. But the main attraction is the animatronic scholars. You can ask a shockingly realistic Hegel android about the dialectic, and he will respond with a lengthy speech. You can get face to face with a brooding Schopenhauer. You can even join a "Young Hegelian" meeting with a young Karl Marx, who will wittily denounce other thinkers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3932938&forum_id=2#35717568)

The owners of the lawyer sanctuary are fighting to convince the Thai government to close the "Lawyer Temple" closer to Bangkok, where lawyers are kept chained and exploited for photo ops with tourists.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3932938&forum_id=2#35718265)

The museum features a wigwam which is presented as "Elizabeth Warren's childhood home", and exhibits include information on how a young Elizabeth Warren survived attacks on her family by Spanish Conquistadors. Also included is a copy of the unfair treaty by which white settlers from Tennessee stole Elizabeth Warren's land and forced her to flee to Massachusetts, where she taught other faculty at Harvard Law School to fertilize their crops using fish.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3932938&forum_id=2#35718362)

Everyone who works as a cafe is dressed as a cat 100% of the time they are there, as are all paid patrons.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3932938&forum_id=2#35718439)

it's a cafe where cats pay to interact with humans. did I not explain it well?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3932938&forum_id=2#35718517)

Now, the Law School Island has graduated two classes of 3Ls and even received accreditation from the Bahamas. New classes of 1Ls are recruited from current law students who find themselves stranded in the Bahamas for some reason. Classes are taught by biglaw burnouts from NYC who are specially recruited for this purpose.

Tourists can audit classes and also help students by conducting mock OCI interviews.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3932938&forum_id=2#35718510)

Each year, thousands of Napoleonic history enthusiasts flock to this week-long fantasy camp, held at a different battlefield each year. They are organized into infantry and artillery units, and issued replica uniforms that, as accurately as possible, match French or Allied uniforms from the battle that happened there. They are then drilled by experts in military tactics of the Napoleonic Era. At the end, everyone fights a mock battle on the very ground once trod by Napoleon, his Marshals, and thousands of unfortunate Austrian and Russian grunts. You can keep the uniform as your souvenir.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3932938&forum_id=2#35725006)

Fed up with Paris Syndrome (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paris_syndrome) a wealthy Japanese businessman has purchased a giant plot of land on the outskirts of Tokyo and built a replica of Paris as it exists in the collective Japanese imagination

This fake Paris is clean, free of crime, and full of polite French people who welcome guests. All the "French women" are dressed as French maids or as Queen Marie Antoinette. All the bakeries serve fresh, clean food. The weather is always nice (it's all under a dome) and getting there never involves having to go through CDG airport.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3932938&forum_id=2#35725517)