Big plans hanging with friends and family this weekend? LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3934809&forum_id=2#35730827)

*peterman knocking on front door while his parents turn the lights off and pretend not to be home*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3934809&forum_id=2#35731219)

*realizes he has no friends*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3934809&forum_id=2#35731303)

Peterman: "Hey, you guys having a party tonight!?"

Guy: "Nah...nah man"

*guy turns away and ignores peterman*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3934809&forum_id=2#35731404)

But if there were even a tiny kernel of truth behind it, exaggerated for effect, then it’s pretty damn funny. If not, you’ve got much stronger material to hit peterman with like SHITJERB, balding, truckstop lot lizard, dumb as fuck dunning kruger crypto “investor” who got got, and so on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3934809&forum_id=2#35735378)

This schtick is bad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3934809&forum_id=2#35735386)

"any of you boys looking for an Easter Egg hunt?"

*BEADY | EYES | NARROW*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3934809&forum_id=2#35735751)

Why would he narrow his eyes in response to something he says?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3934809&forum_id=2#35735843)

Second off, link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3934809&forum_id=2#35735851)

Peterman narrowed his beady eyes. "Yeah, I know how to do that. Cost you extra."

Peterman's doc: "this is your rectum. it's for poop." *beady eyes narrow*

"all those reindeer, too?" Peterman asked Santa, beady eyes narrowing

"We'll see what unfolds," Peterman said as the fleet arrived, beady eyes narrow

"whoa peterman were you staring at the eclipse?" *beady eyes narrow* "no, why?"

"Flared base? Is that a challenge?" *beady eyes narrow*

These are the most popular threads using the beady eyes narrowing motif. See a trend here?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3934809&forum_id=2#35735875)

""You a cop?" Peterman asked the trucker, narrowing his beady eyes"

"Peterman narrowed his beady eyes. "Yeah, I know how to do that. Cost you extra."

""all those reindeer, too?" Peterman asked Santa, beady eyes narrowing"

""We'll see what unfolds," Peterman said as the fleet arrived, beady eyes narrow"

Who is the speaker in these threads? See a trend here?

Also LOL @ this entire subthread with you getting MAF over the form of a trucker thread. Only recently realized in old threads that you've been following me around like a little bitch for several years now. Pretty normal and chill.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3934809&forum_id=2#35735886)

Peterman is RESPONDING TO SOMEONE ELSE"S SOLICITATION FOR SEX in every single one of those thread titles.

Are you really this dense?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3934809&forum_id=2#35735892)

This is not in response to anyone champ. Find something else to be MAF about.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3934809&forum_id=2#35735898)

"Half of my classmates are in relationships, but it's not going to last past black october. People are hooking up like rabbits already, and any long-distance relationship will not last. I have my eye on a few chicks; we'll see what unfolds. "

This email is directly related to another person inquiring about how JJC is doing with ladies.

The implicit meaning of that thread title is that someone (an unnamed character) has asked Peterman about truckers, or what he intends to do when the truckers arrive.

The audacity you have to accuse someone else of poor reading comprehension.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3934809&forum_id=2#35735915)

"Peterman: "Guess where I hid my Easter Egg?" *beady eyes narrow*"

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3934729&mc=3&forum_id=2

"Peterman on Passover: who wants to find the afikomen? *beady eyes narrow*"

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3935297&mc=1&forum_id=2

"*peterman climbs out of dumpster like a raccoon, beady eyes narrow on ur crotch*"

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3698852&mc=17&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3934809&forum_id=2#35735917)

I'm more well-adjusted than you could EVERRRRRR hope to be, for the record.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3934809&forum_id=2#35735930)

Yea, I totally believe you now bro, if you SAY SO it must be true. LOL. Just drag your prolapsed shitpipe out of this thread and try to push that rage down for a few hours and enjoy Easter ;)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3934809&forum_id=2#35735933)

Also, to correct your laughably incorrect post, this is ONE thread. Did not take "all Easter weekend" to start one thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3934809&forum_id=2#35735943)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3934809&forum_id=2#35735946)

Yea dude clearly. It's obvious you're not at all MAF, invested and barely spend any time here. So well adjusted. CRRRRR. The dozen + MAF posts in this thread really cleared that up for me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3934809&forum_id=2#35735963)

I thought you had some chill, well adjusted stuff to do today? You going to head out or just keep extending this subthread wasteland with more hysterical MAF posting? LJL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3934809&forum_id=2#35735980)

You're a coward. A shit talking coward. The worst kind. Your dad must be proud of the man you've become.

Enjoy your Sunday.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3934809&forum_id=2#35735993)

Consider that despite his wealth and lifestyle, he seems to have a substantial inferiority complex and thus the need to shit on everyone else who didn't literally win the daddy lottery. This likely stems from the fact that he wasn't rich when he was a kid. His dad was already doing well by the time he was a young teenager, but he had a fairly normal UMC tri-state upbringing. It wasn't until the 9/11 litigation that his family was suddenly very wealthy and living on a completely different level, and he was 18 or older by that time.

So that happened around the period when he went to college, and he clearly just went off the rails and reveled in the fact that he would never really have to worry about anything. A look at his "travel blog," authored after he graduated from college, will show you the mind of a very immature and distracted person. Frankly, he comes off like a raging dolt, even for a young guy without much cultural enrichment.

There's also the tragic death of the brother from drugs, forced to transfer schools due to sever flunkage, lifetime of weight struggle, creeping insecurity over lack of personal accomplishment, etc. It's terribly obvious that he's been a serious binge drinker for more than a decade and relies on alcohol for his social persona and comfort level. This is typical for high school and college kids, but not a grown man in his mid 30s. His preference for really prole booze and party habits doesn't necessarily speak to that point, but I recall old threads where he would catalog his drinks like some kind of bumbling Tucker Max fanboy. Normal, secure dudes don't really do that kind of thing past college, if ever.

You can tell there's a piece or two missing whenever he is forced to discuss personal relationships of any sort. He reflexively and defensively starts calling any and all posters "aspie" or "virgin" in these circumstances, but his total inability to articulate his social attachments and the emotional underpinnings of his life choices indicates strong aspie leanings from his side of the ball. He sounds like a baffled and posturing teenager whenever he's required to go an inch beneath the surface or explain his personal motivations. And that's on the rare occasion when he can tamp down his anger long enough to honestly address a critique or question. And that truly is a rare thing, because when poasting, he's never not insanely angry and defensive, usually fueled by booze. It's standard aspie internet rage, but lacking one iota of self-awareness. And finally, the obsession with flying, travel details, and pretty much everything about his travel interests via his failed blog all scream 'detail-obsessed aspie.'

The guy has some problems, and anyone familiar with his posting would agree. Half the time he's here, he's drunk and aggressive, truly just looking to trash people with less money and good fortune. A well adjusted person doesn't make a years-long habit out of that kind of thing. All the exaggerating, despite his great life, also indicates some deep-seated unhappiness and a desire for recognition that he simply doesn't get out there IRL. We are talking about a guy with functionally unlimited free time and opportunity to life life at 100 MPH, but instead he spends his nights megapoasting, screaming at benzo/uvt/other board freaks, and complimenting himself with sockpuppets.

I would go so far as to guess that outside of his loose circles of party friends and travel acquaintances, he's very lonely and unfulfilled. That would explain the painful stabs at blogging, the going-nowhere-fast 'start-up' he created and then forgot about, the endless traveling for its own sake, and other habitual time wasting that makes up most of his day-to-day life. The guy never developed himself personally during his formative years because he was newly rich, young, and dumb. You can kind of see that he's a witless and dull instrument when he tries to verbally spar with anyone on XO. Now, in his mid 30s, he's a very modestly educated fat rich guy with no direction who lives off what is functionally an allowance from his father. He doesn't even try to defend the partnership thing in his dad's firm, which I suppose projects a tiny bit of awareness on his part.

That's not all to say he's seriously mentally ill. But yes, he has some real and observable issues. Fortunately for him, he can continue to pretend they don't exist by responding to this post with "dork" and "virgin," hallmark examples of the stunning intellect and razor insight gleaned from years of unlimited resources and the ability to do anything he wants to develop himself into a fully functional human being.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3934809&forum_id=2#35736030)

Date: October 21st, 2017 7:04 PM

Author: being forced to internalize chads dominance

I'm not as attracted as i thought i was, i have a small penis, confidence issues, daddy issues (i resent him strongly for breaking my family up), not as smart as i think i am. I'm vain, materialistic, and a try-hard. I have crippling social anxiety, poor fashion sense, receding hairline, poor genetics and non-muscular body. I lie all the time and have next to no discipline. My family is mostly prole. I seek short-term materialistic and cardinal pleasure and cant break the cycle.

XO pointed out a lot of this before i could even see it. so for that perspective, i thank you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3770846&forum_id=2#34497046)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3934809&forum_id=2#35736033)

For instance, some people can party, fuck whores, go traveling, and STILL have a career and make their parents proud, craft a respectable public persona, etc. Others...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3934809&forum_id=2#35736032)

You are crushing it today bro, you might be *THE* most well adjusted poster i've ever seen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3934809&forum_id=2#35736041)

*all pictures are selfies of him getting drunk alone with severe glare coming off his head*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3934809&forum_id=2#35738368)