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WSJ: FBI completes investigation of hours padding at major law firms

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Non-custodial interview with FBI agent Jenkins (7.2)
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Just got an e-mail from the manager partner: As many of y...
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"I'm here for the billing fiesta."
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Date: April 19th, 2018 12:40 AM
Author: Judgmental Trip Headpube Gaming Laptop

USAs in SDNY, DDC, CD Cal, and N.D. CAL. set to announce findings and unseal 200+ indictments tomorrow morning.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3953517&forum_id=2#35872146)



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Date: April 19th, 2018 12:44 AM
Author: Electric emerald center friendly grandma

*burns computer* *buys ticket to Belize*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3953517&forum_id=2#35872167)



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Date: April 19th, 2018 12:47 AM
Author: adulterous tank organic girlfriend



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Date: April 19th, 2018 12:50 AM
Author: Judgmental Trip Headpube Gaming Laptop



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Date: April 19th, 2018 4:47 PM
Author: Irradiated National



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Date: January 18th, 2019 4:47 PM
Author: Chest-beating really tough guy



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Date: April 19th, 2018 6:20 AM
Author: excitant library

churn that bill, baby!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3953517&forum_id=2#35872680)



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Date: April 19th, 2018 6:51 AM
Author: carnelian church building alpha

we gotta bill more cuz the senior associate gotta bill too!...but i got no worries...statute of limitations and all dat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3953517&forum_id=2#35872716)



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Date: April 19th, 2018 8:00 AM
Author: Abusive Parlour Hunting Ground



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Date: April 19th, 2018 8:02 AM
Author: mildly autistic personal credit line



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Date: April 19th, 2018 8:45 AM
Author: charismatic obsidian address sandwich

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Date: April 19th, 2018 3:58 PM
Author: Judgmental Trip Headpube Gaming Laptop

It's absolute chaos here right now. The FBI raided us at about 10:30 and they took away about half of the attorneys. Everyone that's left is trying to retain a white collar lawyer before all the good ones are gone, but they are getting hit just as badly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3953517&forum_id=2#35876145)



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Date: April 19th, 2018 3:59 PM
Author: supple pink puppy den



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Date: April 19th, 2018 4:05 PM
Author: Beady-eyed orchestra pit ceo

jots down:

"followed FBI agents as they rummaged through IT dept (4.3)"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3953517&forum_id=2#35876179)



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Date: April 19th, 2018 4:07 PM
Author: Judgmental Trip Headpube Gaming Laptop



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Date: April 19th, 2018 4:12 PM
Author: Salmon Institution Goal In Life

Non-custodial interview with FBI agent Jenkins (7.2)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3953517&forum_id=2#35876229)



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Date: April 19th, 2018 4:15 PM
Author: Judgmental Trip Headpube Gaming Laptop

Interview is taped and lasts 15 minutes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3953517&forum_id=2#35876249)



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Date: April 19th, 2018 4:16 PM
Author: Salmon Institution Goal In Life

Add "Prepare for and attend" to front of previous time entry (.2)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3953517&forum_id=2#35876264)



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Date: April 19th, 2018 4:25 PM
Author: Beady-eyed orchestra pit ceo



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Date: April 19th, 2018 4:58 PM
Author: Chest-beating really tough guy



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Date: April 19th, 2018 5:01 PM
Author: Spectacular Stag Film



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Date: April 20th, 2018 1:55 PM
Author: ocher shivering stage genital piercing



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Date: April 19th, 2018 4:23 PM
Author: Beady-eyed orchestra pit ceo



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Date: April 19th, 2018 4:23 PM
Author: Unholy Curious Brunch Faggotry

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Date: April 19th, 2018 4:58 PM
Author: Chest-beating really tough guy



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Date: April 19th, 2018 4:15 PM
Author: turquoise gas station



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Date: April 19th, 2018 4:58 PM
Author: Chest-beating really tough guy



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Date: April 19th, 2018 4:25 PM
Author: Judgmental Trip Headpube Gaming Laptop

Just got an e-mail from the manager partner:

As many of you have already aware, we will be having some ongoing attorney staffing issues in the coming months. We are asking all attorneys who are personally unaffected to put in the extra time so that our issues do not impact client service.

As for our currently incarcerated colleagues, the partners are happy to announce that the firm will be sponsoring bail to any attorneys with a financial hardship. Please contact accounting for details. In the meantime paralegals will be making two daily trips to the federal detention center with relevant client matter files, printed emails, cases, and any other materials you request. Please have a list of any materials requests and your outgoing correspondence ready at 10am and 3pm each day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3953517&forum_id=2#35876316)



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Date: April 19th, 2018 4:30 PM
Author: Beady-eyed orchestra pit ceo

"review email corresp. re case management (0.3); send paralegal to purchase cake mix and metal rasp-file (0.4); begin sketches of facility and possible escape routes for vehicles (1.8)"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3953517&forum_id=2#35876334)



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Date: April 19th, 2018 4:35 PM
Author: Unholy Curious Brunch Faggotry



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Date: April 19th, 2018 4:35 PM
Author: Judgmental Trip Headpube Gaming Laptop

Senior associate in the neighboring cell begins tapping on your shared wall:

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Date: April 19th, 2018 4:59 PM
Author: Chest-beating really tough guy



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Date: April 19th, 2018 5:01 PM
Author: Spectacular Stag Film



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Date: April 19th, 2018 6:23 PM
Author: Beady-eyed orchestra pit ceo

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3953517&forum_id=2#35877032)



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Date: April 19th, 2018 4:31 PM
Author: arousing marketing idea nursing home

Will do. Thank.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3953517&forum_id=2#35876337)



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Date: April 19th, 2018 4:58 PM
Author: Chest-beating really tough guy



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Date: April 19th, 2018 5:00 PM
Author: Spectacular Stag Film



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Date: April 19th, 2018 4:35 PM
Author: Henna heaven

"I'm here for the billing fiesta."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3953517&forum_id=2#35876362)



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Date: April 19th, 2018 4:40 PM
Author: khaki useless chad

Twist: all the AUSAs get indicted based on their previous jobs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3953517&forum_id=2#35876385)



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Date: April 19th, 2018 4:45 PM
Author: multi-colored twinkling uncleanness

All charges are for "honest services theft" for not padding enough, having thereby deprived biglaw partners of additional $$$$$

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3953517&forum_id=2#35876411)



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Date: April 19th, 2018 5:19 PM
Author: Judgmental Trip Headpube Gaming Laptop



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Date: April 19th, 2018 5:23 PM
Author: appetizing cocky fat ankles



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Date: April 19th, 2018 4:46 PM
Author: excitant library

that bill shall know no limits!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3953517&forum_id=2#35876419)



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Date: April 19th, 2018 4:56 PM
Author: khaki useless chad

@realDonaldTrump: Some VERY BAD lawyers have been very unfair to everyone. Today we say NO MORE! Jail & maybe worse!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3953517&forum_id=2#35876496)



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Date: April 19th, 2018 5:03 PM
Author: Judgmental Trip Headpube Gaming Laptop

WaPo millennial furiously authoring an article titled: "Bill padding and the Trump administration's war on the rule of law"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3953517&forum_id=2#35876544)



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Date: April 19th, 2018 5:07 PM
Author: khaki useless chad



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Date: April 19th, 2018 5:20 PM
Author: Chest-beating really tough guy



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Date: April 19th, 2018 6:24 PM
Author: Haunting irate legal warrant



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Date: April 20th, 2018 1:49 PM
Author: Judgmental Trip Headpube Gaming Laptop

Everyone got strip searched on the way into the office this morning. Apparently an of-counsel was caught wearing a wire yesterday and talking to people about hours. Some burly office services guy threw him out the 32nd story window.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3953517&forum_id=2#35882186)



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Date: April 20th, 2018 1:54 PM
Author: Beady-eyed orchestra pit ceo

*is striver associate on verge of partnership*

*executes affidavit that 'of counsel' was pulling a Garry Hoy*

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Garry_Hoy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3953517&forum_id=2#35882231)



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Date: January 18th, 2019 4:45 PM
Author: boyish principal's office

I could only read this as "Harry Goy"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3953517&forum_id=2#37616418)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 8:57 PM
Author: Abusive Parlour Hunting Ground



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Date: January 18th, 2019 4:32 PM
Author: Judgmental Trip Headpube Gaming Laptop



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Date: January 18th, 2019 4:41 PM
Author: stimulating black death wish



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Date: May 18th, 2022 9:15 PM
Author: Judgmental Trip Headpube Gaming Laptop



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Date: June 23rd, 2022 4:23 PM
Author: provocative lettuce



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