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Non-custodial interview with FBI agent Jenkins (7.2)
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Date: April 19th, 2018 12:40 AM
Author: Pale submissive theatre

USAs in SDNY, DDC, CD Cal, and N.D. CAL. set to announce findings and unseal 200+ indictments tomorrow morning.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3953517&forum_id=2#35872146)



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Date: April 19th, 2018 12:44 AM
Author: motley weed whacker

*burns computer* *buys ticket to Belize*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3953517&forum_id=2#35872167)



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Date: April 19th, 2018 12:47 AM
Author: Amethyst Bateful Menage



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Date: April 19th, 2018 12:50 AM
Author: Pale submissive theatre



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Date: April 19th, 2018 4:47 PM
Author: diverse private investor



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Date: January 18th, 2019 4:47 PM
Author: thriller greedy trailer park



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Date: April 19th, 2018 6:20 AM
Author: sepia irradiated water buffalo

churn that bill, baby!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3953517&forum_id=2#35872680)



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Date: April 19th, 2018 6:51 AM
Author: Dashing feces

we gotta bill more cuz the senior associate gotta bill too!...but i got no worries...statute of limitations and all dat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3953517&forum_id=2#35872716)



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Date: April 19th, 2018 8:00 AM
Author: carnelian abnormal ceo



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Date: April 19th, 2018 8:02 AM
Author: Frisky personal credit line gas station



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Date: April 19th, 2018 8:45 AM
Author: Pea-brained Ultramarine Corn Cake Business Firm

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Date: April 19th, 2018 3:58 PM
Author: Pale submissive theatre

It's absolute chaos here right now. The FBI raided us at about 10:30 and they took away about half of the attorneys. Everyone that's left is trying to retain a white collar lawyer before all the good ones are gone, but they are getting hit just as badly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3953517&forum_id=2#35876145)



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Date: April 19th, 2018 3:59 PM
Author: Misunderstood vivacious institution goyim



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Date: April 19th, 2018 4:05 PM
Author: adventurous boiling water

jots down:

"followed FBI agents as they rummaged through IT dept (4.3)"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3953517&forum_id=2#35876179)



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Date: April 19th, 2018 4:07 PM
Author: Pale submissive theatre



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Date: April 19th, 2018 4:12 PM
Author: silver drunken mother

Non-custodial interview with FBI agent Jenkins (7.2)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3953517&forum_id=2#35876229)



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Date: April 19th, 2018 4:15 PM
Author: Pale submissive theatre

Interview is taped and lasts 15 minutes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3953517&forum_id=2#35876249)



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Date: April 19th, 2018 4:16 PM
Author: silver drunken mother

Add "Prepare for and attend" to front of previous time entry (.2)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3953517&forum_id=2#35876264)



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Date: April 19th, 2018 4:25 PM
Author: adventurous boiling water



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Date: April 19th, 2018 4:58 PM
Author: thriller greedy trailer park



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Date: April 19th, 2018 5:01 PM
Author: naked very tactful faggotry



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Date: April 20th, 2018 1:55 PM
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Date: April 19th, 2018 4:23 PM
Author: adventurous boiling water



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Date: April 19th, 2018 4:23 PM
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Date: April 19th, 2018 4:58 PM
Author: thriller greedy trailer park



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Date: April 19th, 2018 4:15 PM
Author: Charismatic Opaque Hissy Fit



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Date: April 19th, 2018 4:58 PM
Author: thriller greedy trailer park



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Date: April 19th, 2018 4:25 PM
Author: Pale submissive theatre

Just got an e-mail from the manager partner:

As many of you have already aware, we will be having some ongoing attorney staffing issues in the coming months. We are asking all attorneys who are personally unaffected to put in the extra time so that our issues do not impact client service.

As for our currently incarcerated colleagues, the partners are happy to announce that the firm will be sponsoring bail to any attorneys with a financial hardship. Please contact accounting for details. In the meantime paralegals will be making two daily trips to the federal detention center with relevant client matter files, printed emails, cases, and any other materials you request. Please have a list of any materials requests and your outgoing correspondence ready at 10am and 3pm each day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3953517&forum_id=2#35876316)



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Date: April 19th, 2018 4:30 PM
Author: adventurous boiling water

"review email corresp. re case management (0.3); send paralegal to purchase cake mix and metal rasp-file (0.4); begin sketches of facility and possible escape routes for vehicles (1.8)"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3953517&forum_id=2#35876334)



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Date: April 19th, 2018 4:35 PM
Author: bisexual slap-happy stock car base



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Date: April 19th, 2018 4:35 PM
Author: Pale submissive theatre

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Date: April 19th, 2018 4:59 PM
Author: thriller greedy trailer park



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Date: April 19th, 2018 5:01 PM
Author: naked very tactful faggotry



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Date: April 19th, 2018 6:23 PM
Author: adventurous boiling water

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Date: April 19th, 2018 4:31 PM
Author: High-end green native jew

Will do. Thank.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3953517&forum_id=2#35876337)



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Date: April 19th, 2018 4:58 PM
Author: thriller greedy trailer park



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Date: April 19th, 2018 5:00 PM
Author: naked very tactful faggotry



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Date: April 19th, 2018 4:35 PM
Author: laughsome topaz milk

"I'm here for the billing fiesta."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3953517&forum_id=2#35876362)



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Date: April 19th, 2018 4:40 PM
Author: Shimmering Jap

Twist: all the AUSAs get indicted based on their previous jobs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3953517&forum_id=2#35876385)



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Date: April 19th, 2018 4:45 PM
Author: Rebellious flickering hospital community account

All charges are for "honest services theft" for not padding enough, having thereby deprived biglaw partners of additional $$$$$

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3953517&forum_id=2#35876411)



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Date: April 19th, 2018 5:19 PM
Author: Pale submissive theatre



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Date: April 19th, 2018 5:23 PM
Author: arousing pearly death wish



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Date: April 19th, 2018 4:46 PM
Author: sepia irradiated water buffalo

that bill shall know no limits!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3953517&forum_id=2#35876419)



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Date: April 19th, 2018 4:56 PM
Author: Shimmering Jap

@realDonaldTrump: Some VERY BAD lawyers have been very unfair to everyone. Today we say NO MORE! Jail & maybe worse!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3953517&forum_id=2#35876496)



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Date: April 19th, 2018 5:03 PM
Author: Pale submissive theatre

WaPo millennial furiously authoring an article titled: "Bill padding and the Trump administration's war on the rule of law"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3953517&forum_id=2#35876544)



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Date: April 19th, 2018 5:07 PM
Author: Shimmering Jap



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Date: April 19th, 2018 5:20 PM
Author: thriller greedy trailer park



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Date: April 19th, 2018 6:24 PM
Author: odious avocado rehab



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Date: April 20th, 2018 1:49 PM
Author: Pale submissive theatre

Everyone got strip searched on the way into the office this morning. Apparently an of-counsel was caught wearing a wire yesterday and talking to people about hours. Some burly office services guy threw him out the 32nd story window.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3953517&forum_id=2#35882186)



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Date: April 20th, 2018 1:54 PM
Author: adventurous boiling water

*is striver associate on verge of partnership*

*executes affidavit that 'of counsel' was pulling a Garry Hoy*

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Garry_Hoy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3953517&forum_id=2#35882231)



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Date: January 18th, 2019 4:45 PM
Author: aphrodisiac station gaming laptop

I could only read this as "Harry Goy"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3953517&forum_id=2#37616418)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 8:57 PM
Author: carnelian abnormal ceo



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Date: January 18th, 2019 4:32 PM
Author: Pale submissive theatre



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Date: January 18th, 2019 4:41 PM
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