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WSJ: FBI completes investigation of hours padding at major law firms

USAs in SDNY, DDC, CD Cal, and N.D. CAL. set to announce fin...
mischievous property
  04/19/18
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unholy partner
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mischievous property
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yellow address
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churn that bill, baby!
spectacular ticket booth
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we gotta bill more cuz the senior associate gotta bill too!....
Crystalline Locale
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Azure lay
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Tripping point
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Y7QhxklIKbw
Ruby half-breed goal in life
  04/19/18
It's absolute chaos here right now. The FBI raided us at abo...
mischievous property
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Appetizing dilemma
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jots down: "followed FBI agents as they rummaged thr...
Carmine chad
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mischievous property
  04/19/18
Non-custodial interview with FBI agent Jenkins (7.2)
maroon factory reset button market
  04/19/18
Interview is taped and lasts 15 minutes
mischievous property
  04/19/18
Add "Prepare for and attend" to front of previous ...
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yellow address
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Carmine chad
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yellow address
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Just got an e-mail from the manager partner: As many of y...
mischievous property
  04/19/18
"review email corresp. re case management (0.3); send p...
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Onyx Rigor Parlour
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Senior associate in the neighboring cell begins tapping on y...
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Aphrodisiac Mental Disorder Incel
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Carmine chad
  04/19/18
Will do. Thank.
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yellow address
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Aphrodisiac Mental Disorder Incel
  04/19/18
"I'm here for the billing fiesta."
boyish bat shit crazy orchestra pit
  04/19/18
Twist: all the AUSAs get indicted based on their previous jo...
jade vengeful double fault
  04/19/18
All charges are for "honest services theft" for no...
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mischievous property
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razzle-dazzle translucent liquid oxygen
  04/19/18
that bill shall know no limits!
spectacular ticket booth
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@realDonaldTrump: Some VERY BAD lawyers have been very unfai...
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WaPo millennial furiously authoring an article titled: "...
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Everyone got strip searched on the way into the office this ...
mischievous property
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*is striver associate on verge of partnership* *executes...
Carmine chad
  04/20/18
I could only read this as "Harry Goy"
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Date: April 19th, 2018 12:40 AM
Author: mischievous property

USAs in SDNY, DDC, CD Cal, and N.D. CAL. set to announce findings and unseal 200+ indictments tomorrow morning.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3953517&forum_id=2#35872146)



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Date: April 19th, 2018 12:44 AM
Author: unholy partner

*burns computer* *buys ticket to Belize*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3953517&forum_id=2#35872167)



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Date: April 19th, 2018 12:47 AM
Author: wonderful ultramarine therapy principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3953517&forum_id=2#35872185)



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Date: April 19th, 2018 12:50 AM
Author: mischievous property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3953517&forum_id=2#35872199)



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Date: April 19th, 2018 4:47 PM
Author: Vibrant Spruce Plaza Cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3953517&forum_id=2#35876424)



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Date: January 18th, 2019 4:47 PM
Author: yellow address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3953517&forum_id=2#37616426)



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Date: April 19th, 2018 6:20 AM
Author: spectacular ticket booth

churn that bill, baby!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3953517&forum_id=2#35872680)



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Date: April 19th, 2018 6:51 AM
Author: Crystalline Locale

we gotta bill more cuz the senior associate gotta bill too!...but i got no worries...statute of limitations and all dat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3953517&forum_id=2#35872716)



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Date: April 19th, 2018 8:00 AM
Author: Azure lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3953517&forum_id=2#35872829)



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Date: April 19th, 2018 8:02 AM
Author: Tripping point



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Date: April 19th, 2018 8:45 AM
Author: Ruby half-breed goal in life

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Y7QhxklIKbw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3953517&forum_id=2#35872960)



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Date: April 19th, 2018 3:58 PM
Author: mischievous property

It's absolute chaos here right now. The FBI raided us at about 10:30 and they took away about half of the attorneys. Everyone that's left is trying to retain a white collar lawyer before all the good ones are gone, but they are getting hit just as badly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3953517&forum_id=2#35876145)



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Date: April 19th, 2018 3:59 PM
Author: Appetizing dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3953517&forum_id=2#35876149)



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Date: April 19th, 2018 4:05 PM
Author: Carmine chad

jots down:

"followed FBI agents as they rummaged through IT dept (4.3)"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3953517&forum_id=2#35876179)



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Date: April 19th, 2018 4:07 PM
Author: mischievous property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3953517&forum_id=2#35876185)



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Date: April 19th, 2018 4:12 PM
Author: maroon factory reset button market

Non-custodial interview with FBI agent Jenkins (7.2)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3953517&forum_id=2#35876229)



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Date: April 19th, 2018 4:15 PM
Author: mischievous property

Interview is taped and lasts 15 minutes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3953517&forum_id=2#35876249)



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Date: April 19th, 2018 4:16 PM
Author: maroon factory reset button market

Add "Prepare for and attend" to front of previous time entry (.2)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3953517&forum_id=2#35876264)



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Date: April 19th, 2018 4:25 PM
Author: Carmine chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3953517&forum_id=2#35876323)



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Date: April 19th, 2018 4:58 PM
Author: yellow address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3953517&forum_id=2#35876510)



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Date: April 19th, 2018 5:01 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Mental Disorder Incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3953517&forum_id=2#35876534)



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Date: April 20th, 2018 1:55 PM
Author: ebony roast beef blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3953517&forum_id=2#35882240)



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Date: April 19th, 2018 4:23 PM
Author: Carmine chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3953517&forum_id=2#35876307)



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Date: April 19th, 2018 4:23 PM
Author: Onyx Rigor Parlour

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3953517&forum_id=2#35876310)



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Date: April 19th, 2018 4:58 PM
Author: yellow address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3953517&forum_id=2#35876509)



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Date: April 19th, 2018 4:15 PM
Author: Shaky Abnormal Juggernaut Theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3953517&forum_id=2#35876252)



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Date: April 19th, 2018 4:58 PM
Author: yellow address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3953517&forum_id=2#35876508)



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Date: April 19th, 2018 4:25 PM
Author: mischievous property

Just got an e-mail from the manager partner:

As many of you have already aware, we will be having some ongoing attorney staffing issues in the coming months. We are asking all attorneys who are personally unaffected to put in the extra time so that our issues do not impact client service.

As for our currently incarcerated colleagues, the partners are happy to announce that the firm will be sponsoring bail to any attorneys with a financial hardship. Please contact accounting for details. In the meantime paralegals will be making two daily trips to the federal detention center with relevant client matter files, printed emails, cases, and any other materials you request. Please have a list of any materials requests and your outgoing correspondence ready at 10am and 3pm each day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3953517&forum_id=2#35876316)



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Date: April 19th, 2018 4:30 PM
Author: Carmine chad

"review email corresp. re case management (0.3); send paralegal to purchase cake mix and metal rasp-file (0.4); begin sketches of facility and possible escape routes for vehicles (1.8)"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3953517&forum_id=2#35876334)



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Date: April 19th, 2018 4:35 PM
Author: Onyx Rigor Parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3953517&forum_id=2#35876359)



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Date: April 19th, 2018 4:35 PM
Author: mischievous property

Senior associate in the neighboring cell begins tapping on your shared wall:

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3953517&forum_id=2#35876361)



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Date: April 19th, 2018 4:59 PM
Author: yellow address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3953517&forum_id=2#35876515)



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Date: April 19th, 2018 5:01 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Mental Disorder Incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3953517&forum_id=2#35876532)



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Date: April 19th, 2018 6:23 PM
Author: Carmine chad

'|||| |||'' |||||

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3953517&forum_id=2#35877032)



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Date: April 19th, 2018 4:31 PM
Author: Deranged comical hominid trust fund

Will do. Thank.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3953517&forum_id=2#35876337)



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Date: April 19th, 2018 4:58 PM
Author: yellow address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3953517&forum_id=2#35876512)



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Date: April 19th, 2018 5:00 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Mental Disorder Incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3953517&forum_id=2#35876528)



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Date: April 19th, 2018 4:35 PM
Author: boyish bat shit crazy orchestra pit

"I'm here for the billing fiesta."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3953517&forum_id=2#35876362)



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Date: April 19th, 2018 4:40 PM
Author: jade vengeful double fault

Twist: all the AUSAs get indicted based on their previous jobs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3953517&forum_id=2#35876385)



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Date: April 19th, 2018 4:45 PM
Author: cerise razzmatazz main people

All charges are for "honest services theft" for not padding enough, having thereby deprived biglaw partners of additional $$$$$

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3953517&forum_id=2#35876411)



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Date: April 19th, 2018 5:19 PM
Author: mischievous property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3953517&forum_id=2#35876680)



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Date: April 19th, 2018 5:23 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle translucent liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3953517&forum_id=2#35876702)



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Date: April 19th, 2018 4:46 PM
Author: spectacular ticket booth

that bill shall know no limits!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3953517&forum_id=2#35876419)



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Date: April 19th, 2018 4:56 PM
Author: jade vengeful double fault

@realDonaldTrump: Some VERY BAD lawyers have been very unfair to everyone. Today we say NO MORE! Jail & maybe worse!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3953517&forum_id=2#35876496)



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Date: April 19th, 2018 5:03 PM
Author: mischievous property

WaPo millennial furiously authoring an article titled: "Bill padding and the Trump administration's war on the rule of law"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3953517&forum_id=2#35876544)



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Date: April 19th, 2018 5:07 PM
Author: jade vengeful double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3953517&forum_id=2#35876562)



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Date: April 19th, 2018 5:20 PM
Author: yellow address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3953517&forum_id=2#35876689)



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Date: April 19th, 2018 6:24 PM
Author: Confused stubborn hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3953517&forum_id=2#35877035)



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Date: April 20th, 2018 1:49 PM
Author: mischievous property

Everyone got strip searched on the way into the office this morning. Apparently an of-counsel was caught wearing a wire yesterday and talking to people about hours. Some burly office services guy threw him out the 32nd story window.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3953517&forum_id=2#35882186)



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Date: April 20th, 2018 1:54 PM
Author: Carmine chad

*is striver associate on verge of partnership*

*executes affidavit that 'of counsel' was pulling a Garry Hoy*

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Garry_Hoy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3953517&forum_id=2#35882231)



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Date: January 18th, 2019 4:45 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone mood community account

I could only read this as "Harry Goy"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3953517&forum_id=2#37616418)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 8:57 PM
Author: Azure lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3953517&forum_id=2#35896716)



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Date: January 18th, 2019 4:32 PM
Author: mischievous property



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Date: January 18th, 2019 4:41 PM
Author: cobalt headpube



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Date: May 18th, 2022 9:15 PM
Author: mischievous property



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Date: June 23rd, 2022 4:23 PM
Author: Aromatic sooty space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3953517&forum_id=2#44729934)