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Got e.coli from tainted lettuce; farts smell like the black death

It was only one sprig of romaine lettuce on a sandwich but I...
Chrome adventurous principal's office
  04/21/18
JFC
Sickened charismatic alpha
  04/21/18
Fortuitous black death lettuce!
carmine boyish property
  04/21/18
You're not supposed to take anti-diarrheals for this because...
Chrome adventurous principal's office
  04/21/18
Just stay hydrated man. Nurse some gatorade or pedialyte. Wh...
vengeful racy temple
  04/21/18
Ate some pinhead oats about 4 hours ago. Farting started aft...
Chrome adventurous principal's office
  04/21/18
I think I had this a few weeks ago. Other people I know had ...
vengeful racy temple
  04/21/18
My god even my cats are freaked out by this. My one cat dood...
Chrome adventurous principal's office
  04/21/18
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carmine boyish property
  07/25/22
this is what democracy looks like
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  07/25/22


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Date: April 21st, 2018 5:56 PM
Author: Chrome adventurous principal's office

It was only one sprig of romaine lettuce on a sandwich but I'm damn near sure that's what did it. Not puking anymore but farts are insane.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3956005&forum_id=2#35890082)



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Date: April 21st, 2018 6:00 PM
Author: Sickened charismatic alpha

JFC

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Date: April 21st, 2018 6:02 PM
Author: carmine boyish property

Fortuitous black death lettuce!

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Date: April 21st, 2018 6:07 PM
Author: Chrome adventurous principal's office

You're not supposed to take anti-diarrheals for this because that is literally how your body expels the bad bacteria from your stomach. I can tell you that whatever I'm smelling is a new fart smell I've never encountered before and hope to never encounter again. This is the kind of fart that if you did it around your friends they might call 911.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3956005&forum_id=2#35890137)



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Date: April 21st, 2018 6:13 PM
Author: vengeful racy temple

Just stay hydrated man. Nurse some gatorade or pedialyte. When you start eating again keep it simple.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3956005&forum_id=2#35890187)



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Date: April 21st, 2018 6:29 PM
Author: Chrome adventurous principal's office

Ate some pinhead oats about 4 hours ago. Farting started after that. I think the oats are pushing the remnants of my infected stomach lining through my small intestine right now and I'm smelling the effects of that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3956005&forum_id=2#35890268)



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Date: April 21st, 2018 6:12 PM
Author: vengeful racy temple

I think I had this a few weeks ago. Other people I know had the same thing - a day of vomiting and chills. I and at least one other person I know ate salads shortly before getting sick.

I think this has been happening for some time and the CDC is just catching it right now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3956005&forum_id=2#35890174)



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Date: April 21st, 2018 6:31 PM
Author: Chrome adventurous principal's office

My god even my cats are freaked out by this. My one cat dood loves to sit on my lap and smell my farts, but I just let one rip a few moments ago and his ears shot up, and about 2 seconds later her jumped off my lap and ran the fuck away. Not flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3956005&forum_id=2#35890279)



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Date: July 25th, 2022 1:54 PM
Author: carmine boyish property



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Date: July 25th, 2022 1:56 PM
Author: Adulterous ocher son of senegal factory reset button

this is what democracy looks like

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3956005&forum_id=2#44911230)