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Got e.coli from tainted lettuce; farts smell like the black death

It was only one sprig of romaine lettuce on a sandwich but I...
Contagious chad laser beams
  04/21/18
JFC
Razzle-dazzle transparent university selfie
  04/21/18
Fortuitous black death lettuce!
Rebellious philosopher-king
  04/21/18
You're not supposed to take anti-diarrheals for this because...
Contagious chad laser beams
  04/21/18
Just stay hydrated man. Nurse some gatorade or pedialyte. Wh...
navy passionate lodge hairy legs
  04/21/18
Ate some pinhead oats about 4 hours ago. Farting started aft...
Contagious chad laser beams
  04/21/18
I think I had this a few weeks ago. Other people I know had ...
navy passionate lodge hairy legs
  04/21/18
My god even my cats are freaked out by this. My one cat dood...
Contagious chad laser beams
  04/21/18
...
Rebellious philosopher-king
  07/25/22
this is what democracy looks like
orchid stage really tough guy
  07/25/22


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Date: April 21st, 2018 5:56 PM
Author: Contagious chad laser beams

It was only one sprig of romaine lettuce on a sandwich but I'm damn near sure that's what did it. Not puking anymore but farts are insane.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3956005&forum_id=2#35890082)



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Date: April 21st, 2018 6:00 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle transparent university selfie

JFC

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Date: April 21st, 2018 6:02 PM
Author: Rebellious philosopher-king

Fortuitous black death lettuce!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3956005&forum_id=2#35890106)



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Date: April 21st, 2018 6:07 PM
Author: Contagious chad laser beams

You're not supposed to take anti-diarrheals for this because that is literally how your body expels the bad bacteria from your stomach. I can tell you that whatever I'm smelling is a new fart smell I've never encountered before and hope to never encounter again. This is the kind of fart that if you did it around your friends they might call 911.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3956005&forum_id=2#35890137)



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Date: April 21st, 2018 6:13 PM
Author: navy passionate lodge hairy legs

Just stay hydrated man. Nurse some gatorade or pedialyte. When you start eating again keep it simple.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3956005&forum_id=2#35890187)



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Date: April 21st, 2018 6:29 PM
Author: Contagious chad laser beams

Ate some pinhead oats about 4 hours ago. Farting started after that. I think the oats are pushing the remnants of my infected stomach lining through my small intestine right now and I'm smelling the effects of that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3956005&forum_id=2#35890268)



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Date: April 21st, 2018 6:12 PM
Author: navy passionate lodge hairy legs

I think I had this a few weeks ago. Other people I know had the same thing - a day of vomiting and chills. I and at least one other person I know ate salads shortly before getting sick.

I think this has been happening for some time and the CDC is just catching it right now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3956005&forum_id=2#35890174)



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Date: April 21st, 2018 6:31 PM
Author: Contagious chad laser beams

My god even my cats are freaked out by this. My one cat dood loves to sit on my lap and smell my farts, but I just let one rip a few moments ago and his ears shot up, and about 2 seconds later her jumped off my lap and ran the fuck away. Not flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3956005&forum_id=2#35890279)



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Date: July 25th, 2022 1:54 PM
Author: Rebellious philosopher-king



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Date: July 25th, 2022 1:56 PM
Author: orchid stage really tough guy

this is what democracy looks like

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3956005&forum_id=2#44911230)