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Dating apps present you with a lose-lose scenario (DTP)

If you like the girl, you'll try to sleep with her because s...
Angry Dysfunction Parlor
  04/22/18
You are sincerely deranged and I fear for the day you commit...
soul-stirring deep internal respiration dopamine
  04/22/18
tyft
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  04/22/18
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rose market boistinker
  04/23/18
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Beady-eyed locus people who are hurt
  04/23/18
The jealousy of past lovers is irrational in the age of std ...
Fuchsia rehab
  04/22/18
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Lime apoplectic quadroon old irish cottage
  04/22/18
it's not about stds and paternity FAGGOT it's about the g...
Angry Dysfunction Parlor
  04/22/18
You want someone who wants to have sex with you, only you, a...
Fuchsia rehab
  04/22/18
i don't want someone who is a tinder slut who's had one-nigh...
Angry Dysfunction Parlor
  04/22/18
no it's not too much to ask. poaster above is being a catty ...
Gold cuckold
  04/22/18
your post is correct. however, your entire concept of relati...
Fuchsia rehab
  04/22/18
im speaking in xo memes because, gasp, im poasting on xo. ki...
Gold cuckold
  04/22/18
you're just as delusional as him. Early 20 and organic colle...
judgmental lavender weed whacker hell
  04/23/18
what percentile for neuroticism do you think you're in
boyish flirting shitlib international law enforcement agency
  04/22/18
it has to be 95-99th percentile
Angry Dysfunction Parlor
  04/22/18
I don't fully understand the strictness in following puritan...
concupiscible sound barrier rigor
  04/22/18
you're soulless
Angry Dysfunction Parlor
  04/22/18
Psychedelics will help you find your soul. What you're runni...
concupiscible sound barrier rigor
  04/23/18
YOU | ARE | A | DEGENERATE | FAGGOT
High-end heady locale
  04/22/18
tyft
Angry Dysfunction Parlor
  04/22/18
yes they are loose-loose
Carnelian Digit Ratio
  04/22/18
ive had several good experiences/little micro relationships....
Excitant maize shrine
  04/22/18
ultimately i don't care about your experiences because we op...
Angry Dysfunction Parlor
  04/22/18
lol jfc
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Carmine native
  04/22/18
several years ago, i remember meeting girls off OKCupid that...
razzmatazz space factory reset button
  04/22/18
Protip: none of the girls you met were virgins
Floppy internet-worthy garrison
  04/22/18
https://i.imgur.com/yCnQsXz.gifv
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  04/22/18
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Excitant maize shrine
  04/22/18
this is clearly not what it appears to be. she's holding tw...
razzmatazz space factory reset button
  04/22/18
Might be the only cr scholarship you’ve ever poasted
Sadistic hairy legs theatre
  04/22/18
why do you view sex as something dirty and "defiling&qu...
Curious national security agency orchestra pit
  04/22/18
these are cute wholesome innocent asian girls i'm talking ab...
Angry Dysfunction Parlor
  04/22/18
The only way to live is to totally, completely reject modern...
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  04/23/18
no fap is also extremely hard when "app dating" ...
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Date: April 22nd, 2018 1:00 PM
Author: Angry Dysfunction Parlor

If you like the girl, you'll try to sleep with her because shit's so flaky you never know if you'll get to see her again. Even if she seems to like you, there's too much uncertainty and she could always find someone better in the literal next second so you go for it. Plus it's the norm now and if you don't do it, you know others probably have (read: definitely have). Now if she agrees to sleep with you, you get a temporary rush of satisfaction, but then feel a great sadness because now you know that she's definitely done this with other men. And you feel a torturous pain in the fact that you've defiled something good, also that something good had been repeatedly defiled. If she doesn't sleep with you, it's a dash to your ego and you feel fucking insecure as shit because you constantly think about the possibility that she's done this with other men - but not you, because you're not as good as them.

Now if you DON'T like the girl, and you sleep with her, you feel an immediate sensation of detachment and disgust afterwards. If you don't like her and she rejects you, that's another bruise to your ego.

In the end, whether you get sex or you don't get sex, whether you like a girl or you don't like a girl, the plain fact of the matter is that you are painfully damaging your soul and you LOSE. And yet you go back to the app afterwards as a healing balm and repeat the process and keep losing and losing and stabbing at your core self until it's all you ever know.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3956521&forum_id=2#35894041)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 1:02 PM
Author: soul-stirring deep internal respiration dopamine

You are sincerely deranged and I fear for the day you commit an egregious act of violence against innocent women

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3956521&forum_id=2#35894049)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 1:51 PM
Author: Angry Dysfunction Parlor

tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3956521&forum_id=2#35894301)



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Date: April 23rd, 2018 12:50 AM
Author: rose market boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3956521&forum_id=2#35898198)



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Date: April 23rd, 2018 12:40 PM
Author: Beady-eyed locus people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3956521&forum_id=2#35900536)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 1:04 PM
Author: Fuchsia rehab

The jealousy of past lovers is irrational in the age of std and paternity tests

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3956521&forum_id=2#35894063)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 1:06 PM
Author: Lime apoplectic quadroon old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3956521&forum_id=2#35894075)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 1:12 PM
Author: Angry Dysfunction Parlor

it's not about stds and paternity FAGGOT

it's about the girl you thought was pure and represents goodness int he world has actually been stuffing herself with chad cock and doesn't like you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3956521&forum_id=2#35894116)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 1:30 PM
Author: Fuchsia rehab

You want someone who wants to have sex with you, only you, and who only wanted to have sex with you before she knew of your existence. The second you die, she will became completely asexual.

I want to be the GC of the NBA.

Neither of us will get what we want, but you don’t see me dwelling on missing out on the impossible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3956521&forum_id=2#35894200)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 1:39 PM
Author: Angry Dysfunction Parlor

i don't want someone who is a tinder slut who's had one-night stands, hooked up with guys she wouldn't be in a relationship with, self-medicated her mental illnesses with sexual activity, been ingratiated by hundreds of men, constantly has thousands of potential suitors at her fingertips, and has done all of the above for many years.

is this really too much to ask?

the state of the average app slut today would be abhorrent throughout 99% of history, save for degenerate roman times among a decadent elite.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3956521&forum_id=2#35894244)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 2:23 PM
Author: Gold cuckold

no it's not too much to ask. poaster above is being a catty faggot. there's a middle ground between pure asexual angel and blown out app slut. organic college or early 20s gf more or less represents that sweet spot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3956521&forum_id=2#35894432)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 2:28 PM
Author: Fuchsia rehab

your post is correct. however, your entire concept of relationships is xo memes, hence you are a faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3956521&forum_id=2#35894448)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 2:29 PM
Author: Gold cuckold

im speaking in xo memes because, gasp, im poasting on xo. kill yourself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3956521&forum_id=2#35894455)



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Date: April 23rd, 2018 12:51 PM
Author: judgmental lavender weed whacker hell

you're just as delusional as him. Early 20 and organic college girlfriends just wait till they have kids and start cheating behind your back if you're not an alpha male. this has less to do with women and more to do with you and how you are perceived. to get the best you have to be the best. there is no cheat code to this shit. you should be able to tell a woman is a pscyhopath within one date, if you can't you likely need more experience

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3956521&forum_id=2#35900636)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 1:12 PM
Author: boyish flirting shitlib international law enforcement agency

what percentile for neuroticism do you think you're in

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3956521&forum_id=2#35894117)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 1:15 PM
Author: Angry Dysfunction Parlor

it has to be 95-99th percentile

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3956521&forum_id=2#35894133)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 1:15 PM
Author: concupiscible sound barrier rigor

I don't fully understand the strictness in following puritanical standards in the Asian culture. Like, take some mushrooms, man. I think you guys just missed out on the whole 1960s thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3956521&forum_id=2#35894135)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 3:38 PM
Author: Angry Dysfunction Parlor

you're soulless

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3956521&forum_id=2#35894836)



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Date: April 23rd, 2018 12:41 PM
Author: concupiscible sound barrier rigor

Psychedelics will help you find your soul. What you're running on right now is your souls farts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3956521&forum_id=2#35900538)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 1:17 PM
Author: High-end heady locale

YOU | ARE | A | DEGENERATE | FAGGOT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3956521&forum_id=2#35894140)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 1:23 PM
Author: Angry Dysfunction Parlor

tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3956521&forum_id=2#35894163)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 1:24 PM
Author: Carnelian Digit Ratio

yes they are loose-loose

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3956521&forum_id=2#35894166)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 1:39 PM
Author: Excitant maize shrine

ive had several good experiences/little micro relationships. probably could had more if i wasnt a dipshit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3956521&forum_id=2#35894247)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 1:46 PM
Author: Angry Dysfunction Parlor

ultimately i don't care about your experiences because we operate in distinct pools.

what i am mourning is the kind of borderline "good girl" fob/heavily asianized asian-american who i perceive to be DEGRADED and DEFILED by these apps. i know, because i have also been degraded and defiled, but i mourn their loss more than my own, as well as alongside my own.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3956521&forum_id=2#35894281)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 1:51 PM
Author: Excitant maize shrine

lol jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3956521&forum_id=2#35894305)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 1:58 PM
Author: concupiscible sound barrier rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3956521&forum_id=2#35894331)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 1:43 PM
Author: Carmine native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3956521&forum_id=2#35894268)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 1:49 PM
Author: razzmatazz space factory reset button

several years ago, i remember meeting girls off OKCupid that were still virgins and not fully unattractive. I was just looking to hook up so I never hit them back up but some of them were 24-28 range. really fuckin weird.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3956521&forum_id=2#35894289)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 1:57 PM
Author: Floppy internet-worthy garrison

Protip: none of the girls you met were virgins

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3956521&forum_id=2#35894326)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 1:56 PM
Author: Floppy internet-worthy garrison

https://i.imgur.com/yCnQsXz.gifv

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3956521&forum_id=2#35894324)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 1:58 PM
Author: Excitant maize shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3956521&forum_id=2#35894327)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 2:10 PM
Author: razzmatazz space factory reset button

this is clearly not what it appears to be. she's holding two phones and he looks over at the end. she's probably swiping for him and he's her gay bff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3956521&forum_id=2#35894372)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 2:20 PM
Author: Sadistic hairy legs theatre

Might be the only cr scholarship you’ve ever poasted

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3956521&forum_id=2#35894421)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 3:08 PM
Author: Curious national security agency orchestra pit

why do you view sex as something dirty and "defiling"?

sex is awesome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3956521&forum_id=2#35894649)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 3:17 PM
Author: Angry Dysfunction Parlor

these are cute wholesome innocent asian girls i'm talking about. i want them to be cheerful. i want them to be kind. i want them to be patient. i want them to be virtuous. i want them to be trusting. i want them to be chidlike.

i don't want them to become dirty filthy hedonistic slutbags like you big boned american women :(((( WHYYY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3956521&forum_id=2#35894699)



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Date: April 23rd, 2018 12:53 AM
Author: Startling really tough guy

The only way to live is to totally, completely reject modernity. You immerse yourself in it, you get what you get. You touch a stove and get burned, if you go back and do it every day, repeatedly, you're clearly too stupid not to suffer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3956521&forum_id=2#35898214)



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Date: April 23rd, 2018 12:44 AM
Author: Angry Dysfunction Parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3956521&forum_id=2#35898167)



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Date: April 23rd, 2018 12:45 AM
Author: Trip national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3956521&forum_id=2#35898173)



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Date: April 23rd, 2018 12:35 PM
Author: Angry Dysfunction Parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3956521&forum_id=2#35900490)



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Date: April 23rd, 2018 2:32 PM
Author: Excitant maize shrine

no fap is also extremely hard when "app dating"

the result is a bunch of low energy fraudsters going through the motions to recreate mediocre hackneyed experiences

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3956521&forum_id=2#35901707)



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Date: May 21st, 2018 2:15 PM
Author: Angry Dysfunction Parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3956521&forum_id=2#36097568)



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Date: May 21st, 2018 2:18 PM
Author: Gay library nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3956521&forum_id=2#36097587)



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Date: May 21st, 2018 2:31 PM
Author: Angry Dysfunction Parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3956521&forum_id=2#36097726)



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Date: January 21st, 2019 6:15 PM
Author: Comical Twisted Church Building Gaming Laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3956521&forum_id=2#37635397)



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Date: February 5th, 2019 10:33 PM
Author: sable athletic conference pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3956521&forum_id=2#37733244)



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Date: March 30th, 2019 2:28 PM
Author: Angry Dysfunction Parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3956521&forum_id=2#38015526)