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Rate this absurd ten year stretch for Tom Cotton

May 2002: graduate from HLS August 2002-August 2003: clerk ...
charismatic rough-skinned place of business haunted graveyard
  04/23/18
He's gay
Emerald institution
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contagious death wish weed whacker
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his rise is proof to me there's some sort of shady backroom ...
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charismatic rough-skinned place of business haunted graveyard
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Exciting twinkling elastic band juggernaut
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Elite pistol orchestra pit
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Of course they do. Mike Pompeo and Ben Sasse were similarly ...
amber son of senegal spot
  04/23/18
cr try to find anything about Pompeo's time in service. ...
charismatic rough-skinned place of business haunted graveyard
  04/23/18
how to cop
Marvelous Jew
  04/23/18
Graduate top of class at West Point, go to HLS, make Republi...
amber son of senegal spot
  04/23/18
even iraq is better than biglaw
khaki parlor
  04/23/18
i can't really even imagine doing Army basic training four m...
charismatic rough-skinned place of business haunted graveyard
  04/23/18
“he admits it was just to pay off loans” If it wasn’t for...
Aqua 180 university volcanic crater
  04/23/18
it is pretty funny he did the XO thing where he escaped BIGL...
Elite pistol orchestra pit
  04/23/18
U: ONE WRONG MOVE Tom Cotton: lifetime of wrong moves; yo...
ivory electric locus prole
  04/23/18
insane
Exciting twinkling elastic band juggernaut
  04/23/18
REMINDER: “Ambition characterizes and distinguishes nationa...
Histrionic salmon pozpig organic girlfriend
  04/23/18
lmao
Emerald institution
  04/23/18
i think we concluded a while ago that he was set up by the d...
Scarlet Offensive Meetinghouse Striped Hyena
  04/23/18
Richard Nixon went from naval officer to Vice President in s...
Sexy Clear Karate Halford
  04/23/18
had no idea he was gay
Disgusting Base Shitlib
  04/24/18
btw, talking to people who would know, he's utterly shattere...
charismatic rough-skinned place of business haunted graveyard
  04/23/18
So the thing he could handle for the least amount of time wa...
nubile obsidian digit ratio
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amber son of senegal spot
  04/23/18
That's 12 years. Homos have extra energy.
Arousing Duck-like Factory Reset Button Lodge
  04/24/18
why's he such a geeky twink
Claret abnormal lettuce
  04/24/18


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Date: April 23rd, 2018 5:37 PM
Author: charismatic rough-skinned place of business haunted graveyard

May 2002: graduate from HLS

August 2002-August 2003: clerk on 5th Circuit

September 2003-August 2004: Gibson Dunn DC

September 2004-January 2005: small DC lit boutique

January 2005: enlist in Army

January 2005-March 2005: Army basic training

March 2005-June 2005: Army OCS

June 2005-November 2005: Army Officer Leadership Course

November 2005-May 2006: complete Airborne School, Air Assault School, and Ranger School

May 2006-December 2006: deployed to Iraq as platoon leader

June 2006: writes open letter to New York Times demanding embedded reporters be charged with espionage; letter is not published in NYT but is published elsewhere; Cotton could have been court-martialed but is instead given a slap on the wrist

December 2006-October 2008: platoon leader for "Old Guard" at Arlington National Cemetery

October 2008-July 2009: deployed as platoon leader to Afghanistan

July 2009-July 2010: working on family farm

July 2010: transferred to Army Reserves

July 2010-November 2012: sporadic consulting for McKinsey

November 2012: elected to Congress

bonus

November 2014: elected to U.S. Senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3957721&forum_id=2#35903301)



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Date: April 23rd, 2018 5:47 PM
Author: Emerald institution

He's gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3957721&forum_id=2#35903369)



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Date: April 23rd, 2018 5:48 PM
Author: contagious death wish weed whacker



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Date: April 23rd, 2018 5:48 PM
Author: Elite pistol orchestra pit

his rise is proof to me there's some sort of shady backroom shit that each party has to guide their prospective "farm talent" (ha literal here) from xxxx to Congress

just casually go from military to farm to McK to Congress, no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3957721&forum_id=2#35903374)



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Date: April 23rd, 2018 5:56 PM
Author: charismatic rough-skinned place of business haunted graveyard



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Date: April 23rd, 2018 5:59 PM
Author: Exciting twinkling elastic band juggernaut



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Date: April 23rd, 2018 6:06 PM
Author: Elite pistol orchestra pit



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Date: April 23rd, 2018 6:19 PM
Author: amber son of senegal spot

Of course they do. Mike Pompeo and Ben Sasse were similarly placed by prominent party officials/donors.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3957721&forum_id=2#35903604)



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Date: April 23rd, 2018 6:26 PM
Author: charismatic rough-skinned place of business haunted graveyard

cr

try to find anything about Pompeo's time in service. you can't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3957721&forum_id=2#35903655)



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Date: April 23rd, 2018 6:27 PM
Author: Marvelous Jew

how to cop

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3957721&forum_id=2#35903660)



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Date: April 23rd, 2018 6:28 PM
Author: amber son of senegal spot

Graduate top of class at West Point, go to HLS, make Republican party connections. Profit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3957721&forum_id=2#35903662)



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Date: April 23rd, 2018 5:48 PM
Author: khaki parlor

even iraq is better than biglaw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3957721&forum_id=2#35903375)



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Date: April 23rd, 2018 5:50 PM
Author: charismatic rough-skinned place of business haunted graveyard

i can't really even imagine doing Army basic training four months after quitting biglaw

i doubt he did jack shit at GDC though, he admits it was just to pay off loans

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3957721&forum_id=2#35903387)



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Date: April 23rd, 2018 6:09 PM
Author: Aqua 180 university volcanic crater

“he admits it was just to pay off loans”

If it wasn’t for the love of the law I have no respect for him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3957721&forum_id=2#35903543)



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Date: April 23rd, 2018 5:49 PM
Author: Elite pistol orchestra pit

it is pretty funny he did the XO thing where he escaped BIGLAW into something more physical

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3957721&forum_id=2#35903383)



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Date: April 23rd, 2018 5:57 PM
Author: ivory electric locus prole

U: ONE WRONG MOVE

Tom Cotton: lifetime of wrong moves; youngest US Senator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3957721&forum_id=2#35903460)



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Date: April 23rd, 2018 5:59 PM
Author: Exciting twinkling elastic band juggernaut

insane

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3957721&forum_id=2#35903469)



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Date: April 23rd, 2018 6:04 PM
Author: Histrionic salmon pozpig organic girlfriend

REMINDER:

“Ambition characterizes and distinguishes national officeholders from other kinds of human beings,” Cotton wrote [in his senior thesis]. “Inflammatory passion and selfish interest characterizes most men, whereas ambition characterizes men who pursue and hold national office. Such men rise from the people through a process of self-selection since politics is a dirty business that discourages all but the most ambitious.”

“National officeholders have an enlarged ambition and mental acuity that distinguishes them from all other sorts of men,” Cotton wrote. And where such men belong, he argued—where they will naturally find their place—is in the U.S. Senate.

https://www.theatlantic.com/politics/archive/2014/09/the-making-of-a-conservative-superstar/380307/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3957721&forum_id=2#35903510)



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Date: April 23rd, 2018 6:08 PM
Author: Emerald institution

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3957721&forum_id=2#35903535)



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Date: April 23rd, 2018 6:06 PM
Author: Scarlet Offensive Meetinghouse Striped Hyena

i think we concluded a while ago that he was set up by the deep-state to channel the "nationalist" wing of conservatism toward the "attack iran" wing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3957721&forum_id=2#35903525)



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Date: April 23rd, 2018 6:13 PM
Author: Sexy Clear Karate Halford

Richard Nixon went from naval officer to Vice President in seven years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3957721&forum_id=2#35903570)



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Date: April 24th, 2018 10:18 AM
Author: Disgusting Base Shitlib

had no idea he was gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3957721&forum_id=2#35907771)



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Date: April 23rd, 2018 6:16 PM
Author: charismatic rough-skinned place of business haunted graveyard

btw, talking to people who would know, he's utterly shattered that he got passed over for CIA chief

i mean in this administration if you just hang out you'll have a chance eventually but lolololol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3957721&forum_id=2#35903588)



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Date: April 23rd, 2018 6:16 PM
Author: nubile obsidian digit ratio

So the thing he could handle for the least amount of time was being a lawyer?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3957721&forum_id=2#35903589)



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Date: April 23rd, 2018 6:20 PM
Author: amber son of senegal spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3957721&forum_id=2#35903611)



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Date: April 24th, 2018 10:07 AM
Author: Arousing Duck-like Factory Reset Button Lodge

That's 12 years. Homos have extra energy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3957721&forum_id=2#35907690)



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Date: April 24th, 2018 10:16 AM
Author: Claret abnormal lettuce

why's he such a geeky twink

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3957721&forum_id=2#35907756)