Date: April 23rd, 2018 7:08 PM
Author: charismatic athletic conference
I wanted a hot chocolate so I walked over to our coffee machine (free!) and dialed one up.
I chose "hot cocoa w/milk" and put the cup under there like it told me to and then I pressed the start button.
It started buzzing and whirring and stuff and then it said, "MAKING YOUR CHOCOLATE MILK."
I panicked because I didn't want chocolate milk, I wanted a hot cocoa *with* milk. Not the same thing.
So I quickly hit the cancel button and then went to grab my cup but the boiling hot water was already spewing out and got on my fingers, burning them.
Fuck you fucking faggots for not having any sympathy, I don't know why I even tell you these stories you stupid losers. Dammit my fingers hurt.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3957795&forum_id=2#35903862)