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Biglaw is an extremely cushy and easy job - 10-6:30pm, great pay, high job secur

It probably sucks if you work at S&C but it is a great j...
Stirring hateful space gunner
  04/25/18
TITCR
Cheese-eating Wonderful Meetinghouse
  04/25/18
When I was in Biglaw, that's about what I actually worked. ...
Disrespectful Irradiated House Skinny Woman
  04/25/18
brb killing self
Pearly big mood ticket booth
  04/25/18
CR
Impertinent Multi-billionaire Incel
  04/25/18
the people just coasting like you describe don't even last 5...
adventurous pervert
  04/25/18
Not if you're only "secretly" coasting by. You jus...
Mentally Impaired Anal Rigor Toaster
  04/25/18
that works up to year 3 or so, but by years 4 and 5 you beco...
adventurous pervert
  04/25/18
Eh, what do I know - I'm just a staff attorney.
Mentally Impaired Anal Rigor Toaster
  04/25/18
Producing these results is fairly easy and can be done on au...
Stirring hateful space gunner
  04/25/18
How do tranny lawyers produce results? Nobody cares about tr...
spruce razzmatazz kitchen community account
  04/25/18
billing a lot of hours and bringing in clients is literally ...
Alcoholic Partner
  04/25/18
...
scarlet maniacal garrison goyim
  04/25/18
just a chill fratty nose-to-the-grindstone type churning out...
razzle-dazzle box office immigrant
  04/26/18
I’ve been at this shit for almost 15 years.
Cheese-eating Wonderful Meetinghouse
  04/25/18
*2
Impertinent Multi-billionaire Incel
  04/25/18
False unless you're talking a V10. In which case you can la...
Stirring hateful space gunner
  04/25/18
Try 3 hours to 8 buddy.
Cheese-eating Wonderful Meetinghouse
  04/25/18
lol
Overrated Racy Twinkling Uncleanness
  04/25/18
OP are you a comedian?
Pungent mahogany gas station
  04/25/18
what the fuck are you smoking? people don't do biglaw for t...
blue faggotry
  04/25/18
MODS!!!! this should be removed before more 20somethings ...
Copper yarmulke crotch
  04/25/18
*Important qualifier* Results will differ if you're a neu...
Stirring hateful space gunner
  04/25/18
I actually agree with this. The difference between what you ...
stubborn underhanded pistol church
  04/25/18
Goin house at year 5
exciting obsidian whorehouse dopamine
  04/25/18
What I've seen some outside counsel ppl have to put up with ...
Floppy Splenetic Sex Offender Range
  04/25/18
Yeah the key is to not do any of this and wait till they kic...
stubborn underhanded pistol church
  04/25/18
...
scarlet maniacal garrison goyim
  04/25/18
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Silver bisexual jap
  04/25/18
(boomer applying to biglaw firm in 1975)
Alcoholic Partner
  04/25/18
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twinkling set factory reset button
  04/25/18
*jolts awake at desk hearing "DO NOT email me over Shab...
Concupiscible Well-lubricated Codepig
  04/25/18
??? Who cares? As mentioned above, if this bothers you you'...
Stirring hateful space gunner
  04/25/18
This isn't true at all. I've had various jobs (sales, big...
twinkling set factory reset button
  04/25/18
You're at a shitty firm brother
Stirring hateful space gunner
  04/25/18
This is basically true, but doesn't account for the creeping...
useless thirsty queen of the night psychic
  04/25/18
What job security?
fuchsia juggernaut
  04/25/18
The most CR law job (outside of law professor, which is 180 ...
fighting idea he suggested karate
  04/25/18
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Pearly big mood ticket booth
  04/25/18
I would probably quit being a solo to take one of these cush...
fighting idea he suggested karate
  04/25/18
Jfc, what a way to spend life.
Pungent mahogany gas station
  04/25/18
yeah but u wake up at age 50 and youve done absolutely nothi...
Jet Bearded Tanning Salon
  04/25/18
Accomplishment is flame
stubborn underhanded pistol church
  04/25/18
That was a big impetus for me going solo in the first place....
fighting idea he suggested karate
  04/25/18
yeah man i felt like i was wasting my life in biglaw. solo ...
Jet Bearded Tanning Salon
  04/25/18
I think when I'm just really stressed out the thought of a c...
fighting idea he suggested karate
  04/25/18
CR but im beginning to realize that the real key is going to...
Jet Bearded Tanning Salon
  04/25/18
this is 99% of jobs. at least youre making 3x the average Am...
Pearly big mood ticket booth
  04/25/18
I have a friend who does this. He makes $22/hr and he is the...
razzle-dazzle box office immigrant
  04/25/18
just work 7,000 hours a year
carnelian tattoo
  04/25/18
also no OT because doc review is considered the "pract...
razzle-dazzle box office immigrant
  04/25/18
Sounds like he's a contract attorney. I'm talking about peop...
fighting idea he suggested karate
  04/25/18
yeah im talking about guys like this. this dood takes 30 da...
Jet Bearded Tanning Salon
  04/25/18
That guy has to be the son of a big client from dc, right?
spruce razzmatazz kitchen community account
  04/25/18
CR
twinkling set factory reset button
  04/25/18
...
milky voyeur native
  04/26/18
this is objectively true and how 99% of the population would...
razzle-dazzle box office immigrant
  04/25/18
...
Aromatic demanding legend
  04/25/18
stop flaming peterman
Thriller Spot Police Squad
  04/25/18
(first year at k&l gates pittsburgh)
Bronze liquid oxygen
  04/25/18
This wasn't true back in the ITE days, but with today's tigh...
supple pearl sneaky criminal
  04/25/18
This flame makes me feel so warm.
Impertinent Multi-billionaire Incel
  04/25/18
*poaster laterals to a lower v50, is a better associate than...
Thriller Spot Police Squad
  04/25/18
thats not how it works
stubborn underhanded pistol church
  04/25/18
Exactly right.
Stirring hateful space gunner
  04/25/18
The credited legal career. But some insane people do the opp...
maroon national security agency
  04/25/18
Not flame? This sounds amazing.
arousing out-of-control wrinkle
  07/13/18
biglaw is so easy. i dunno why peterman doesn't do it
exhilarant friendly grandma masturbator
  04/25/18
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dark slimy stage blood rage
  04/25/18
A certain “chill” type of cushy job that requires using pow...
Azure step-uncle's house telephone
  04/25/18
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disturbing school cafeteria ceo
  04/25/18
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carnelian tattoo
  04/26/18
How is this 175? Ask any average ibanker at any level and th...
Cracking internal respiration corn cake
  04/25/18
i don't think you're properly considering the fact that for ...
Saffron trip orchestra pit
  04/25/18
Biglaw is psychologically demoralizing and dehumanizing in a...
Contagious Really Tough Guy Chapel
  04/25/18
You a financemo? I've not had this experience at all. Week...
Stirring hateful space gunner
  04/25/18
Litmo here - I've worked for partners who view weekend work ...
Aromatic demanding legend
  04/25/18
Read the OP. We all know lit sucks ass.
Stirring hateful space gunner
  04/25/18
this is limited to the NYC firms
Charismatic Lay Haunted Graveyard
  04/26/18
Coast as long as they’re willing to pay you,then leave. If y...
exciting obsidian whorehouse dopamine
  04/25/18
I love it and would do it for free at this point.
Cocky ivory nursing home depressive
  04/25/18
...
fuchsia juggernaut
  04/25/18
i love how it's almost impossible to tell which poasts are s...
fuchsia juggernaut
  04/25/18
Pretty easy. Anything positive is flame.
Alcoholic Partner
  04/26/18
Biglaw- if you do manage to get fired, they give you 3 month...
Stirring hateful space gunner
  04/26/18
...
dark slimy stage blood rage
  04/26/18
cr its like a free 30-50k? JFC
Pearly big mood ticket booth
  04/26/18
brb signing up for law school
Mind-boggling cobalt water buffalo
  04/26/18
(1st year who doesn't realize he's flaming himself)
provocative claret party of the first part
  04/26/18


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Date: April 25th, 2018 12:49 AM
Author: Stirring hateful space gunner

It probably sucks if you work at S&C but it is a great job for the majority of Biglaw corporate people.

Pros-

-Hours aren't bad. 10-6:30 or 7 with 5-10 weeks absolutely fucked each year. Leave at 4-5 most Fridays. The hours vary and are not entirely predictable but aren't terrible.

- Great pay. Start at 180 and can coast up to 250.

- Easy work. At times tedious but it's easy. At least for the first 5 years.

- Good benefits. Free food, firm parties and other fringe benefits.

- Incredible job security. It's hard to get fired at many shops with the bare minimum effort. Can mail it in completely and last a few years. Easy enough to lateral that coasting for 10 years of Biglaw paycheck is very possible.

Negatives-

- Unpredictable schedule can hurt familymos.

- Often boring work. We aren't athletes or CEOs. But most jobs on this world are boring.

- Sometimes work with difficult personalities. This varies highly based on firm and group.

Overall, a 175 job for 25-35 year olds. Ljl at litigators though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3959129&forum_id=2#35914046)



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Date: April 25th, 2018 1:01 AM
Author: Cheese-eating Wonderful Meetinghouse

TITCR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3959129&forum_id=2#35914099)



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Date: April 25th, 2018 10:36 PM
Author: Disrespectful Irradiated House Skinny Woman

When I was in Biglaw, that's about what I actually worked.

I was in the office from 9-9, but only worked 10-630.

I also pretended to work on the weekends and billed for that. That said, 1/3rd of weekends I had to actually do real work cause real shit popped up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3959129&forum_id=2#35921559)



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Date: April 25th, 2018 12:51 AM
Author: Pearly big mood ticket booth

brb killing self

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3959129&forum_id=2#35914054)



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Date: April 25th, 2018 1:01 AM
Author: Impertinent Multi-billionaire Incel

CR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3959129&forum_id=2#35914095)



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Date: April 25th, 2018 12:53 AM
Author: adventurous pervert

the people just coasting like you describe don't even last 5 years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3959129&forum_id=2#35914059)



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Date: April 25th, 2018 12:54 AM
Author: Mentally Impaired Anal Rigor Toaster

Not if you're only "secretly" coasting by. You just need to make the appearance of being dedicated, bill (coughpadcough) a lot of hours, and, depending on the practice group, make some rain.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3959129&forum_id=2#35914063)



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Date: April 25th, 2018 12:56 AM
Author: adventurous pervert

that works up to year 3 or so, but by years 4 and 5 you become too integral to actual work to just secretly coast. you will need to produce results or you will be gone. the padding thing is probably dependent on whatever partner you're working for.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3959129&forum_id=2#35914072)



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Date: April 25th, 2018 1:00 AM
Author: Mentally Impaired Anal Rigor Toaster

Eh, what do I know - I'm just a staff attorney.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3959129&forum_id=2#35914088)



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Date: April 25th, 2018 1:13 AM
Author: Stirring hateful space gunner

Producing these results is fairly easy and can be done on autopilot for intelligent people. What is 1 practice group that is actually that difficult by year 4/5? Tax? There aren't many.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3959129&forum_id=2#35914152)



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Date: April 25th, 2018 10:18 PM
Author: spruce razzmatazz kitchen community account

How do tranny lawyers produce results? Nobody cares about tranny work until some litigator alpha comes through and rips it all up in a few years. By then, the tranny is forgotten.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3959129&forum_id=2#35921447)



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Date: April 25th, 2018 3:15 AM
Author: Alcoholic Partner

billing a lot of hours and bringing in clients is literally the opposite of coasting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3959129&forum_id=2#35914566)



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Date: April 25th, 2018 8:31 PM
Author: scarlet maniacal garrison goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3959129&forum_id=2#35920840)



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Date: April 26th, 2018 6:47 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle box office immigrant

just a chill fratty nose-to-the-grindstone type churning out 2100 hours a year. easy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3959129&forum_id=2#35922975)



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Date: April 25th, 2018 12:55 AM
Author: Cheese-eating Wonderful Meetinghouse

I’ve been at this shit for almost 15 years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3959129&forum_id=2#35914066)



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Date: April 25th, 2018 1:01 AM
Author: Impertinent Multi-billionaire Incel

*2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3959129&forum_id=2#35914101)



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Date: April 25th, 2018 1:10 AM
Author: Stirring hateful space gunner

False unless you're talking a V10. In which case you can lateral down and coast just fine.

By coast, I'm referring to someone who shows up everyday and puts their 8 hours in. Pads their 6 billable hrs to 7.5. Produces relatively error free work and is decently responsive.

Yes, if you no show every day, ghost clients/coworkers, or produce shitty work then you won't last long. Even so, you can probably last 3 firms and 5 years like this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3959129&forum_id=2#35914143)



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Date: April 25th, 2018 1:17 AM
Author: Cheese-eating Wonderful Meetinghouse

Try 3 hours to 8 buddy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3959129&forum_id=2#35914164)



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Date: April 25th, 2018 10:48 AM
Author: Overrated Racy Twinkling Uncleanness

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3959129&forum_id=2#35915987)



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Date: April 25th, 2018 12:55 AM
Author: Pungent mahogany gas station

OP are you a comedian?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3959129&forum_id=2#35914065)



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Date: April 25th, 2018 1:00 AM
Author: blue faggotry

what the fuck are you smoking? people don't do biglaw for the quality of life aspect.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3959129&forum_id=2#35914092)



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Date: April 25th, 2018 1:04 AM
Author: Copper yarmulke crotch

MODS!!!!

this should be removed before more 20somethings ruin their lives from this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3959129&forum_id=2#35914114)



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Date: April 25th, 2018 1:19 AM
Author: Stirring hateful space gunner

*Important qualifier*

Results will differ if you're a neurotic beta destined to be miserable in any job.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3959129&forum_id=2#35914173)



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Date: April 25th, 2018 1:25 AM
Author: stubborn underhanded pistol church

I actually agree with this. The difference between what you can get away with at v5 vs v30 is stark.

That said, at the end of your 10-15 year coast, you'll be pretty unemployable. At a certain point the firm will expect you to be a revenue center, especially outside the top tier firms, and a coaster will have trouble doing it. But you would have made a lot of cash by then.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3959129&forum_id=2#35914194)



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Date: April 25th, 2018 1:31 AM
Author: exciting obsidian whorehouse dopamine

Goin house at year 5

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3959129&forum_id=2#35914239)



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Date: April 25th, 2018 9:27 AM
Author: Floppy Splenetic Sex Offender Range

What I've seen some outside counsel ppl have to put up with to generate business seems horrible. "I'm spearheading this new committee on cryptocurrency and blockchain...." or "I'm starting a new webseries on SEC regulations.."

All of this on top of your daily work must be brutal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3959129&forum_id=2#35915461)



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Date: April 25th, 2018 9:39 AM
Author: stubborn underhanded pistol church

Yeah the key is to not do any of this and wait till they kick you out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3959129&forum_id=2#35915547)



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Date: April 25th, 2018 8:33 PM
Author: scarlet maniacal garrison goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3959129&forum_id=2#35920845)



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Date: April 25th, 2018 10:08 PM
Author: Silver bisexual jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3959129&forum_id=2#35921369)



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Date: April 25th, 2018 3:10 AM
Author: Alcoholic Partner

(boomer applying to biglaw firm in 1975)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3959129&forum_id=2#35914558)



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Date: April 25th, 2018 9:27 PM
Author: twinkling set factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3959129&forum_id=2#35921112)



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Date: April 25th, 2018 3:16 AM
Author: Concupiscible Well-lubricated Codepig

*jolts awake at desk hearing "DO NOT email me over Shabbat ever again!!!"*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3959129&forum_id=2#35914568)



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Date: April 25th, 2018 8:51 AM
Author: Stirring hateful space gunner

??? Who cares? As mentioned above, if this bothers you you're gonna be miserable at any job.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3959129&forum_id=2#35915294)



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Date: April 25th, 2018 9:28 PM
Author: twinkling set factory reset button

This isn't true at all.

I've had various jobs (sales, biglaw, other law) and biglaw people are BY FAR the worst. Also biglaw stress is like a 9 out of 10 whereas the other jobs was a 0-1.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3959129&forum_id=2#35921117)



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Date: April 25th, 2018 9:42 PM
Author: Stirring hateful space gunner

You're at a shitty firm brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3959129&forum_id=2#35921210)



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Date: April 25th, 2018 8:56 AM
Author: useless thirsty queen of the night psychic

This is basically true, but doesn't account for the creeping sense of impending dread that will infect you eventually. Derives from the billable hour plus having to work with/for other lawyers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3959129&forum_id=2#35915307)



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Date: April 25th, 2018 9:27 AM
Author: fuchsia juggernaut

What job security?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3959129&forum_id=2#35915469)



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Date: April 25th, 2018 9:33 AM
Author: fighting idea he suggested karate

The most CR law job (outside of law professor, which is 180 trillion) is whatever a biglaw firm calls its permanent doc reviewers. Some firms call them "staff attorneys." Some call them "discovery attorneys."

Either way, these guys work very predictable 9-6 hours and get the luxuries of a biglaw office (nice private office, benefits, "prestige" of being a lawyer at a white shoe firm, etc) but do nothing but second level doc review (checking the contract doc review apes' works), work with vendors to coordinate collection, and maybe negotiate some discovery search terms.

Boring? Sure. But it's nearly zero stress, pays probably between $100k and 160k, and you still get to tell people you're an attorney at XYZ firm. Listen to a podcast, click "responsive" or "not responsive" for a few hours, go home.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3959129&forum_id=2#35915512)



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Date: April 25th, 2018 9:35 AM
Author: Pearly big mood ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3959129&forum_id=2#35915525)



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Date: April 25th, 2018 9:39 AM
Author: fighting idea he suggested karate

I would probably quit being a solo to take one of these cushy jobs if I could find it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3959129&forum_id=2#35915550)



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Date: April 25th, 2018 9:39 AM
Author: Pungent mahogany gas station

Jfc, what a way to spend life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3959129&forum_id=2#35915551)



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Date: April 25th, 2018 9:40 AM
Author: Jet Bearded Tanning Salon

yeah but u wake up at age 50 and youve done absolutely nothing with your life, you have no skills, no accomplishments. some people feel a need to accomplish something in their careers and would be miserable in this kind of position

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3959129&forum_id=2#35915560)



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Date: April 25th, 2018 9:41 AM
Author: stubborn underhanded pistol church

Accomplishment is flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3959129&forum_id=2#35915574)



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Date: April 25th, 2018 10:03 AM
Author: fighting idea he suggested karate

That was a big impetus for me going solo in the first place. I was depressed at the thought of wasting my life and wanted to build something. Now, having built a firm, I find myself even more stressed and burned out.

Some us just can't be happy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3959129&forum_id=2#35915681)



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Date: April 25th, 2018 10:08 AM
Author: Jet Bearded Tanning Salon

yeah man i felt like i was wasting my life in biglaw. solo stress is real. grass is always greener i guess.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3959129&forum_id=2#35915697)



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Date: April 25th, 2018 10:11 AM
Author: fighting idea he suggested karate

I think when I'm just really stressed out the thought of a cushy low stress $150k biglaw doc review job sounds appealing. It would be nice to have my nights and weekends back.

But honestly when you balance it all out, being solo is still probably best. Working for someone else is some real dumb shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3959129&forum_id=2#35915724)



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Date: April 25th, 2018 10:30 AM
Author: Jet Bearded Tanning Salon

CR but im beginning to realize that the real key is going to be hiring adequate staff including another attorney or two at some point, otherwise ill always be working

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3959129&forum_id=2#35915856)



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Date: April 25th, 2018 10:05 AM
Author: Pearly big mood ticket booth

this is 99% of jobs. at least youre making 3x the average American wage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3959129&forum_id=2#35915687)



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Date: April 25th, 2018 10:44 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle box office immigrant

I have a friend who does this. He makes $22/hr and he is the "lead" reviewer or something like that. I don't know where you're pulling $100-160K from

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3959129&forum_id=2#35915950)



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Date: April 25th, 2018 10:53 AM
Author: carnelian tattoo

just work 7,000 hours a year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3959129&forum_id=2#35916030)



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Date: April 25th, 2018 11:02 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle box office immigrant

also no OT because doc review is considered the "practice of law" thanks Second Circuit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3959129&forum_id=2#35916094)



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Date: April 25th, 2018 11:02 AM
Author: fighting idea he suggested karate

Sounds like he's a contract attorney. I'm talking about people who get hired to supervise the contract monkeys.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3959129&forum_id=2#35916096)



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Date: April 25th, 2018 11:08 AM
Author: Jet Bearded Tanning Salon

yeah im talking about guys like this. this dood takes 30 days of vacation a year, leaves at 530 every day and prob makes $120 base.

https://www.cov.com/en/professionals/d/benjamin-dresner

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3959129&forum_id=2#35916160)



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Date: April 25th, 2018 10:24 PM
Author: spruce razzmatazz kitchen community account

That guy has to be the son of a big client from dc, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3959129&forum_id=2#35921477)



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Date: April 25th, 2018 9:28 PM
Author: twinkling set factory reset button

CR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3959129&forum_id=2#35921119)



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Date: April 26th, 2018 11:27 AM
Author: milky voyeur native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3959129&forum_id=2#35924096)



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Date: April 25th, 2018 10:32 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle box office immigrant

this is objectively true and how 99% of the population would perceive it. The downsides of biglaw are invidious and not concrete

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3959129&forum_id=2#35915866)



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Date: April 25th, 2018 9:35 PM
Author: Aromatic demanding legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3959129&forum_id=2#35921169)



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Date: April 25th, 2018 10:34 AM
Author: Thriller Spot Police Squad

stop flaming peterman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3959129&forum_id=2#35915877)



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Date: April 25th, 2018 11:05 AM
Author: Bronze liquid oxygen

(first year at k&l gates pittsburgh)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3959129&forum_id=2#35916121)



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Date: April 25th, 2018 8:24 PM
Author: supple pearl sneaky criminal

This wasn't true back in the ITE days, but with today's tight labor market, associates have a lot more room to coast. Associate attrition is down across the entire V100, and firms are competing hard to fill certain lateral positions.

The key to coasting is to deliberately choose a less preftigious firm than you could have landed (or to lateral down). Your TTT but Cravath-matching firm will be happy just to have you, and you'll be smarter than most other associates (and many partners), allowing you to hand in similar quality work product with less effort.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3959129&forum_id=2#35920813)



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Date: April 25th, 2018 8:25 PM
Author: Impertinent Multi-billionaire Incel

This flame makes me feel so warm.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3959129&forum_id=2#35920818)



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Date: April 25th, 2018 10:38 PM
Author: Thriller Spot Police Squad

*poaster laterals to a lower v50, is a better associate than the other associates on the floor

*staffed on every deal ever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3959129&forum_id=2#35921575)



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Date: April 25th, 2018 11:47 PM
Author: stubborn underhanded pistol church

thats not how it works

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3959129&forum_id=2#35922105)



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Date: April 25th, 2018 11:01 PM
Author: Stirring hateful space gunner

Exactly right.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3959129&forum_id=2#35921778)



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Date: April 25th, 2018 11:49 PM
Author: maroon national security agency

The credited legal career. But some insane people do the opposite and try to do the WUSTL at a V10.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3959129&forum_id=2#35922128)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 8:01 AM
Author: arousing out-of-control wrinkle

Not flame? This sounds amazing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3959129&forum_id=2#36417479)



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Date: April 25th, 2018 8:36 PM
Author: exhilarant friendly grandma masturbator

biglaw is so easy. i dunno why peterman doesn't do it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3959129&forum_id=2#35920861)



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Date: April 25th, 2018 9:17 PM
Author: dark slimy stage blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3959129&forum_id=2#35921068)



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Date: April 25th, 2018 9:37 PM
Author: Azure step-uncle's house telephone

A certain “chill” type of cushy job that requires using powerful stimulants to tolerate the work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3959129&forum_id=2#35921177)



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Date: April 25th, 2018 9:53 PM
Author: disturbing school cafeteria ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3959129&forum_id=2#35921261)



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Date: April 26th, 2018 9:05 AM
Author: carnelian tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3959129&forum_id=2#35923321)



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Date: April 25th, 2018 9:51 PM
Author: Cracking internal respiration corn cake

How is this 175? Ask any average ibanker at any level and this sounds like heaven to them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3959129&forum_id=2#35921251)



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Date: April 25th, 2018 10:05 PM
Author: Saffron trip orchestra pit

i don't think you're properly considering the fact that for whatever reason, the people you work with (both your colleagues and opposing counsel) are the most loathsome, bug-like, evil, people imaginable. Imagine people who are HAPPY about working on the weekend. People whose sole goal in life is to make as much money as possible off your back and then cast you aside without a thought. These are not good people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3959129&forum_id=2#35921340)



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Date: April 25th, 2018 10:23 PM
Author: Contagious Really Tough Guy Chapel

Biglaw is psychologically demoralizing and dehumanizing in a way you can't understand unless you've lived it.

Not every big lawyer I know is a terrible person but almost every terrible person I know is a big lawyer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3959129&forum_id=2#35921475)



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Date: April 25th, 2018 10:47 PM
Author: Stirring hateful space gunner

You a financemo? I've not had this experience at all. Weekend work is lamented by all (including partners) and opposing counsel is generally alright.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3959129&forum_id=2#35921640)



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Date: April 25th, 2018 11:25 PM
Author: Aromatic demanding legend

Litmo here - I've worked for partners who view weekend work as a status symbol, and if they "have to" do it because of self-inflicted "emergencies," everyone else has to do even more of it.

Opposing counsel is absolutely repugnant 90% of the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3959129&forum_id=2#35921963)



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Date: April 25th, 2018 11:39 PM
Author: Stirring hateful space gunner

Read the OP.

We all know lit sucks ass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3959129&forum_id=2#35922041)



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Date: April 26th, 2018 12:04 AM
Author: Charismatic Lay Haunted Graveyard

this is limited to the NYC firms

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3959129&forum_id=2#35922230)



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Date: April 25th, 2018 10:07 PM
Author: exciting obsidian whorehouse dopamine

Coast as long as they’re willing to pay you,then leave. If you’re alpha, go solo. If you’re beta, find Inhouse,

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3959129&forum_id=2#35921361)



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Date: April 25th, 2018 10:30 PM
Author: Cocky ivory nursing home depressive

I love it and would do it for free at this point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3959129&forum_id=2#35921521)



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Date: April 25th, 2018 11:44 PM
Author: fuchsia juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3959129&forum_id=2#35922079)



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Date: April 25th, 2018 11:45 PM
Author: fuchsia juggernaut

i love how it's almost impossible to tell which poasts are sincere and which aren't itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3959129&forum_id=2#35922084)



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Date: April 26th, 2018 4:16 AM
Author: Alcoholic Partner

Pretty easy. Anything positive is flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3959129&forum_id=2#35922851)



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Date: April 26th, 2018 8:02 AM
Author: Stirring hateful space gunner

Biglaw- if you do manage to get fired, they give you 3 months severance. That's not normal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3959129&forum_id=2#35923121)



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Date: April 26th, 2018 8:49 AM
Author: dark slimy stage blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3959129&forum_id=2#35923237)



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Date: April 26th, 2018 11:31 AM
Author: Pearly big mood ticket booth

cr its like a free 30-50k? JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3959129&forum_id=2#35924114)



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Date: April 26th, 2018 9:14 AM
Author: Mind-boggling cobalt water buffalo

brb signing up for law school

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3959129&forum_id=2#35923345)



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Date: April 26th, 2018 11:55 AM
Author: provocative claret party of the first part

(1st year who doesn't realize he's flaming himself)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3959129&forum_id=2#35924263)