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OFFICIAL AVENGERS: INFINITY WARS DISCUSSION THREAD **SPOILER ALERT**
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Date: April 25th, 2018 3:03 PM Author: smoky psychic First off, this is BY FAR, the craziest fucking Marvel movie I have ever seen. EVERYONE DIES. EVERYONE!!!
Thanos fights the Hulk in the opening scene, obviously to show the audience how strong Thanos is even with just one infinity stone. Absolutely crushes Hulk. In later scenes Banner tries to summon Hulk and Hulk refuses to appear. CRAZY. Loki also dies.
Thanos starts out imba as fuuuuck and just keeps on getting stronger as he collects more Infinity Stones.
Very LULZY Stan Lee cameo as a bus driver.
AWESOME return of CAPTAIN AMERICA - who looks fucking badass. Beard and long hair, and when he goes to Wakanda to defend it, he gets a new shield. Bucky also gets a new arm.
Starks new suit is SUPER LAME. Nanosuit? Boring.
When Tony goes into the spaceship PEPPER POTTS says shes coming for him. Crazy. Will be interesting to see what role she plays in upcoming films.
Very WTF reveal with TYRION LANNISTER as the dwarf who makes another Mjolnir for Thor at a crazy forge that uses a neutron star as an energy source. Later on Mjolnir DOES damage Thanos, so obviously Thor will play a major role in the next films. Same thing with Hulk - he never shows up in this film so obviously the surviving Avengers will find some way to summon him again when they defeat Thanos.
Vision gets pwn3d multiple times and was nerfed BIG TIME in this film. VISION DIES after Thanos removes his gem in the final battle scene. HOWEVER,
You will have noticed that the Wakanda nurse who was dissassembling the Soul Stone took the Soul Stone out - or seemingly made a COPY of it before making it vanish. I am assuming this extra Soul Stone will play a role in later movies.
EXTREMELY lulzy RED SKULL reveal, who has been hiding out on the Soul Stone planet and explains to Thanos how he must sacrifice Gomorrah to summon the soul stone - a soul for a soul is the blood price.
A bunch of heroes travel to Titan to attack Thanos on his own turf and nearly defeat Thanos, but Peter Quill ruins the plan and everyone gets fucked by Thanos.
THANOS HAS THE FULL INFINITY GAUNTLET and achieves his dream of wiping out half of all life in the universe, and pretty much everyone dies.
CRAZIEST REVEAL IN THE MOVIE:
After Thanos gets the full Infinity Gauntlet he transports to some strange place and doesn't have the Gauntlet on. He approaches a young Gomorrah who asks him if he succeeded and what the cost was.
Obviously it's not really a young Gomorrah - it's actually a disguised DEATH who he is obsessed with and destroyed half of all life in the universe for. Obviously the next movies will show his relationship with her and some crazy ONE ABOVE ALL or CELESTIAL shit will get involved at some point in future movies. That's going to be fucking crazy.
When all is said and done, the only survivors are Iron Man, Captain America, the Wakandian girl, Hulk, Black Widow, and Scarlet Witch. Other heroes who weren't in the movie MAY still be alive. We'll only know for sure in Captain Marvel or whatever the next film is.
When Doctor Strange dies he CLEARLY says to Stark that letting Thanos get the full Infinity Gauntlet is the only way to win - so the movie just basically is milking the fuck out of you for the next generation of Marvel films.
CRAZY POST CREDITS SCENE:
Nick Fury and that girl are driving and people around them start disappearing. Nick Fury says its a code red and uses a beeper to send a message before dying - screen zooms to the beeper screen and its the symbol for CAPTAIN MARVEL who will be getting the next Marvel film.
CRAZY. Easily the best Marvel film so far. 9/10. Some of the humor was really bad - too forced so I can't give this film a 10/10.
I know I don't normally post at night but I saw this on opening day so I wanted to share all the crazy stuff in this movie before I go to sleep. I'll catch you guys in the AM to discuss your opinions on these crazy developments. And of course, I watched it with that new Russian girl who I met yesterday. Awww yeah.
MARVEL WGWAG!
MOVIE WALKTHROUGH:
There is a very good walkthough on Reddit already:
https://www.reddit.com/r/MarvelStudiosSpoilers/comments/8ei6tq/infinity_war_full_spoilers_via_uwesker6/ |
Date: April 25th, 2018 3:04 PM Author: smoky psychic And yes, I will be bumping this thread for any STUPID FUCK who makes a new Infinity Wars thread after this.
You stupid FUCKS, whoever you are, SEARCH before you make a new thread. Preemptive FUCK YOU, bitch. |
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Date: April 25th, 2018 3:06 PM Author: stirring underhanded meetinghouse Is this a Batman movie? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3959688&forum_id=2#35918346) |
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Date: April 25th, 2018 3:09 PM Author: smoky psychic Marvel (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3959688&forum_id=2#35918378) |
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Date: April 25th, 2018 3:16 PM Author: stirring underhanded meetinghouse Yes, Batman is marvelous. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3959688&forum_id=2#35918449) |
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Date: April 25th, 2018 3:22 PM Author: smoky psychic all the dc films sucked except for cavil Superman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3959688&forum_id=2#35918506) |
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Date: April 25th, 2018 3:30 PM Author: stirring underhanded meetinghouse Wonder Woman and Bat V Man were great, plus suicide squad. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3959688&forum_id=2#35918612) |
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Date: April 25th, 2018 3:31 PM Author: smoky psychic watched ww at home. fell asleep halfway through
suicide squad was 6/10 at best |
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Date: April 25th, 2018 3:35 PM Author: stirring underhanded meetinghouse I’ve walked out of every Marvel movie I’ve ever gone to except Guardians. Well, I was kicked out of Black Panther. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3959688&forum_id=2#35918659) |
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Date: April 25th, 2018 3:38 PM Author: smoky psychic guardians films were the worst along with antman if were talking MCU (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3959688&forum_id=2#35918718) |
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Date: April 25th, 2018 3:06 PM Author: Passionate Lay Tank if you care about this movie youre a stupid faggot and should kill yourself (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3959688&forum_id=2#35918348) |
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Date: April 25th, 2018 3:10 PM Author: Anal Sinister Base (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3959688&forum_id=2#35918392) |
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Date: April 25th, 2018 3:13 PM Author: smoky psychic awesome film. MUST SEE (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3959688&forum_id=2#35918431) |
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Date: April 25th, 2018 3:06 PM Author: Bright Embarrassed To The Bone Stag Film jesus christ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3959688&forum_id=2#35918350) |
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Date: April 25th, 2018 3:09 PM Author: smoky psychic It's an insane movie. MUST SEE. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3959688&forum_id=2#35918383) |
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Date: April 25th, 2018 3:09 PM Author: Bright Embarrassed To The Bone Stag Film hollywood has done a number on your head (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3959688&forum_id=2#35918389) |
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Date: April 25th, 2018 3:24 PM Author: smoky psychic it will destroy ticket records in the us. guarantee it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3959688&forum_id=2#35918546) |
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Date: April 30th, 2018 7:31 PM Author: smoky psychic AS PREDICTED BY NYUUG
http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3964598&mc=1&forum_id=2 |
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Date: April 25th, 2018 3:09 PM Author: Glittery bipolar fortuitous meteor address <locks door, unleashes zyklon B> (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3959688&forum_id=2#35918388) |
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Date: April 29th, 2018 8:29 PM Author: Geriatric Shitlib (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3959688&forum_id=2#35946698) |
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Date: April 25th, 2018 3:16 PM Author: fantasy-prone nudist personal credit line boiling water lol that brie larson is going to be supergirl and save everyone (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3959688&forum_id=2#35918450) |
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Date: April 25th, 2018 3:19 PM Author: smoky psychic lulzy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3959688&forum_id=2#35918479) |
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Date: April 25th, 2018 3:32 PM Author: Flatulent Insanely Creepy Theatre Hairy Legs duck sauce (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3959688&forum_id=2#35918627) |
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Date: April 25th, 2018 3:34 PM Author: crimson wonderful jew school cafeteria so everyone died except for the main characters. good job, great summary (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3959688&forum_id=2#35918655) |
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Date: April 25th, 2018 3:37 PM Author: fantasy-prone nudist personal credit line boiling water black panther living a whole three movies in the MCU was pretty good
also obviously all of these people get resurrected in the first 30 seconds of the next GC launderdump... er movie |
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Date: April 25th, 2018 8:57 PM Author: smoky psychic (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3959688&forum_id=2#35920985) |
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Date: April 25th, 2018 9:29 PM Author: smoky psychic (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3959688&forum_id=2#35921124) |
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Date: April 25th, 2018 9:36 PM Author: Henna House Did you actually see the movie or is this just a repost from Reddit? Why not discuss it over there? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3959688&forum_id=2#35921172) |
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Date: April 25th, 2018 9:42 PM Author: smoky psychic http://i.imgur.com/63ISKY5.jpg
premiered yesterday, friend |
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Date: April 25th, 2018 9:55 PM Author: saffron senate rigpig Why didn't Nick Fury call Captain Marvel in the first Avengers? Is the Death character that Thanos is trying to court Thor's sister from Ragnarok? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3959688&forum_id=2#35921269) |
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Date: April 25th, 2018 9:58 PM Author: smoky psychic Because MCU will milk us for every penny we got.
No, Death is a cosmic entity, Hela was just some random Asgardian and nowhere near the same level. |
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Date: April 25th, 2018 10:39 PM Author: saffron senate rigpig Why were they calling her the goddess of death the whole movie? Also Hela was strong as fuck. She beat the shit out of Thor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3959688&forum_id=2#35921583) |
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Date: April 25th, 2018 11:31 PM Author: smoky psychic "gods" are limited if they are relegated to a single universe
think about galactus > silver surfer = death > hela
cosmic level entities exist beyond a single universe - one above all, living tribunal, death, eternity, etc |
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Date: April 25th, 2018 11:41 PM Author: saffron senate rigpig I have no idea what you’re talking about here bro lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3959688&forum_id=2#35922047) |
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Date: April 25th, 2018 11:49 PM Author: smoky psychic in the marvel universe there are regular superheroes like spiderman, asgardians, etc
some of them are called gods but theyre actually really weak compared to the strongest entities in the universe, which are called cosmic entities
these beings are the most powerful entities in the universe. even thanos with the infinity gauntlet cannot touch Living Tribunal, One Above All, etc |
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Date: April 25th, 2018 11:35 PM Author: outnumbered home well, this stupid movie is clearly for you. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3959688&forum_id=2#35922012) |
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Date: April 25th, 2018 11:44 PM Author: Vivacious Offensive Station (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3959688&forum_id=2#35922080) |
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Date: April 25th, 2018 11:36 PM Author: Vigorous milky den gunner braindead gook likes movie literally designed from scratch to specifically appeal to braindead gooks, odd case! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3959688&forum_id=2#35922023) |
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Date: April 26th, 2018 12:01 AM Author: smoky psychic stuffwhitepeoplelike: inventing free markets and getting IRATE at free markets (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3959688&forum_id=2#35922200) |
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Date: April 26th, 2018 12:03 AM Author: Vigorous milky den gunner so it doesn't bother you that a room full of kikes got together and literally said out loud: "okay guys, so how can we make as many braindead gooks as possible shell out to see this pile of horseshit?"? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3959688&forum_id=2#35922218) |
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Date: April 26th, 2018 12:07 AM Author: smoky psychic OH U MAD AT FREE MARKETS THAT CUMSKIN INVENTED? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3959688&forum_id=2#35922244) |
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Date: April 26th, 2018 12:11 AM Author: Vigorous milky den gunner answer the question (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3959688&forum_id=2#35922262) |
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Date: April 26th, 2018 4:13 AM Author: smoky psychic free market masterman here, sup (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3959688&forum_id=2#35922849) |
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Date: April 25th, 2018 11:47 PM Author: amber dragon dog poop Sounds dumb
I like marvel movies in general but this Thanos shit is for the birds |
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Date: April 25th, 2018 11:50 PM Author: smoky psychic bump for this stupid fuck
http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3960190&mc=2&forum_id=2 |
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Date: April 26th, 2018 9:04 AM Author: Passionate Lay Tank *NYC gets destroyed in huge CGI battle*
*Chinese audience gasps* |
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Date: April 29th, 2018 6:12 PM Author: Flatulent Insanely Creepy Theatre Hairy Legs (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3959688&forum_id=2#35945826) |
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Date: April 29th, 2018 8:30 PM Author: Geriatric Shitlib (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3959688&forum_id=2#35946706) |
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Date: April 26th, 2018 6:49 PM Author: smoky psychic (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3959688&forum_id=2#35927339) |
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Date: April 26th, 2018 6:50 PM Author: Thriller coral boltzmann property why am i not surprised that you enjoyed it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3959688&forum_id=2#35927345) |
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Date: April 26th, 2018 6:55 PM Author: smoky psychic sup youngblood. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3959688&forum_id=2#35927378) |
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Date: April 26th, 2018 7:30 PM Author: smoky psychic biglaw bump (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3959688&forum_id=2#35927587) |
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Date: April 26th, 2018 10:01 PM Author: smoky psychic bump for this stupid fuck
http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3961072&mc=1&forum_id=2 |
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Date: April 28th, 2018 10:29 PM Author: nofapping point wtf are you Yosemite Sam fuming MAF about people starting other Avengers threads and calling them stupid for not posting in yours?
that poster's thread purportedly asks if the movie was any good/whether xo posters could vouch for recommending it. YOUR thread is purportedly for DISCUSSION of the movie by people who have seen it and contains *spoilers*
the fact that you think someone in the former circumstance should prefer to bring his question into your thread shows how painfully low IQ and autistic you are. |
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Date: April 29th, 2018 6:15 PM Author: smoky psychic TRIGGERED CUMSKIN ALERT (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3959688&forum_id=2#35945840) |
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Date: April 29th, 2018 6:16 PM Author: Dun Razzmatazz National Water Buffalo pwned (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3959688&forum_id=2#35945844) |
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Date: April 29th, 2018 7:06 PM Author: Racy temple striped hyena yeah it's definitely one of the most bizarrely low IQ aspects of his poasting and that is saying a LOT (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3959688&forum_id=2#35946137) |
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Date: April 29th, 2018 8:54 PM Author: Thriller coral boltzmann property (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3959688&forum_id=2#35946852) |
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Date: April 28th, 2018 9:16 PM Author: Cracking dilemma This will replace Titanic as the #2 highest grossing movie worldwide. It was pretty 180. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3959688&forum_id=2#35940997) |
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Date: April 29th, 2018 4:20 PM Author: Thriller coral boltzmann property fucking lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3959688&forum_id=2#35945250) |
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Date: April 29th, 2018 4:45 PM Author: Iridescent space *drops milk bomb ITT* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3959688&forum_id=2#35945400) |
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Date: April 29th, 2018 6:10 PM Author: smoky psychic bump for this stupid fuck
http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3963436&mc=6&forum_id=2 |
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Date: April 29th, 2018 6:23 PM Author: smoky psychic SHATTERS DOMESTIC AND GLOBAL OPENING RECORDS AS PREDICTED BY NYUUG. AND THIS DOESNT EVEN INCLUDE CHINA
http://www.bbc.com/news/entertainment-arts-43944269 |
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Date: April 29th, 2018 6:30 PM Author: Gay abnormal box office jewess Aren't all these big, mindless Marvel action movies designed for Chinese people like you? Would be more useful to see a review from a white poaster. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3959688&forum_id=2#35945921) |
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Date: April 29th, 2018 6:35 PM Author: smoky psychic stuffwhitepeoplelike: inventing free markets and getting IRATE at free markets (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3959688&forum_id=2#35945940) |
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Date: April 29th, 2018 6:37 PM Author: Gay abnormal box office jewess How am I irate at free markets? It's fine that the free market makes products to cater to Chinese tastes. I'm just saying many of us would rather hear from another white person on whether this is good by white standards. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3959688&forum_id=2#35945951) |
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Date: April 29th, 2018 6:41 PM Author: smoky psychic OH U MAD AT FREE MARKETS (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3959688&forum_id=2#35945977) |
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Date: April 29th, 2018 6:44 PM Author: Gay abnormal box office jewess Oh, I'm fuming. I may even self-deport over it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3959688&forum_id=2#35945988) |
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Date: April 29th, 2018 6:45 PM Author: smoky psychic (guy who thinks a korean man belongs in the Red Mans land instead of the Korean mans land) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3959688&forum_id=2#35945996) |
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Date: April 29th, 2018 7:03 PM Author: Gay abnormal box office jewess (guy who thinks racial "ownership" of a piece of land should be determined by which race's primitive ancestors happened to have been fucking around on that land for the greatest amount of time, rather than by which race built an advanced civilization on that land) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3959688&forum_id=2#35946117) |
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Date: April 29th, 2018 7:05 PM Author: smoky psychic (guy who literally thinks obese feminazi matriarchy is the apex of civilization) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3959688&forum_id=2#35946129) |
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Date: April 29th, 2018 7:14 PM Author: Gay abnormal box office jewess I never said it was the "apex of civilization," just that it is a highly advanced civilization (certainly more advanced than the Red Man's teepee land anyway, which is what it's being compared to here). According to the CIA Factbook that you like to cite to support your claims of South Korean ethnic homogeneity (which is, of course, not strictly true, given the many white hockey players with Korean citizenship), the US "remains the world's most powerful nation state."
https://www.cia.gov/library/publications/the-world-factbook/geos/us.html |
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Date: April 29th, 2018 7:18 PM Author: smoky psychic (guy who literally thinks korean identity is predicated on holding a korean passport)
(guy who literally thinks obese feminazi matriarchy is superior to chilled Red bros smokin peyote and hunting gathering) |
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Date: April 29th, 2018 8:18 PM Author: Gay abnormal box office jewess Where the fuck did I say anything about Korean identity? I was specifically talking about the ethnic homogeneity of South Korea. It isn't ethnically homogeneous as there is at least one non-ethnic-Korean with citizenship.
Your claim that South Korea is ethnically homogeneous is circular: if what you're saying is that "Koreans" or "the Korean identity" are ethnically homogeneous, but you define "Korean" identity as the Korean ethnic group, then that's tautologically true.
Otherwise, if your claim is that the state of South Korea is an ethnically homogeneous ethnostate, that's false due to the white hockey players with South Korean citizenship. So which is it? |
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Date: April 29th, 2018 8:21 PM Author: smoky psychic oh u mad that foreigners who hold a korean passport arent korean? oh u mad (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3959688&forum_id=2#35946641) |
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Date: April 29th, 2018 7:20 PM Author: smoky psychic bump for this stupid fuck
http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3963555&mc=3&forum_id=2 |
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Date: April 29th, 2018 8:53 PM Author: smoky psychic bump for this stupid fuck
http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3963388&mc=30&forum_id=2 |
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Date: April 29th, 2018 8:54 PM Author: Thriller coral boltzmann property stuffbrainlessretardslike: (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3959688&forum_id=2#35946850) |
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Date: April 29th, 2018 8:56 PM Author: smoky psychic log off xoxo and live IRL, youngblood (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3959688&forum_id=2#35946863) |
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Date: April 29th, 2018 8:59 PM Author: Thriller coral boltzmann property only after finals (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3959688&forum_id=2#35946882) |
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Date: April 29th, 2018 8:59 PM Author: smoky psychic youre 20 years old. what the fuck are you even doing here, seriously lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3959688&forum_id=2#35946884) |
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Date: April 30th, 2018 1:07 PM Author: Demanding laughsome son of senegal Can confirm that this movie is complete garbage. Saw in imax 3d hoping that might help me enjoy it more. Walked out with like an hour left.
My theory on how this movie is getting good reviews: MBTI Sensors (aka retards) enjoy watching things fly around on screen. Intuitives need actual plot to think about. Movie can still do well because 75% of population are sensors. |
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Date: April 30th, 2018 1:09 PM Author: Balding submissive hell Can confirm that this movie was worth seeing.
BETTER than Avengers 2
NOT AS GOOD as Black Panther or Civil War |
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Date: April 30th, 2018 7:32 PM Author: smoky psychic oh u mad wakanda is FUCKED now? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3959688&forum_id=2#35954089) |
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Date: May 5th, 2018 7:35 PM Author: Balding submissive hell Wakanda shit was that!?!
See what happens when you allow Whitey into your civilization? |
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Date: May 2nd, 2018 4:16 AM Author: smoky psychic Dux bump
http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3965942&mc=1&forum_id=2 |
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Date: May 17th, 2018 8:23 PM Author: smoky psychic bump for this stupid fuck
http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3979074&mc=34&forum_id=2 |
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Date: May 17th, 2018 8:24 PM Author: smoky psychic bump for this stupid fuck
http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3975970&mc=4&forum_id=2 |
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Date: December 28th, 2018 2:13 AM Author: unholy cyan death wish lmao why is nyuug the gookiest dumb NPC on this bort? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3959688&forum_id=2#37484534) |