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Another Gem from Jeff Lenkov (CSLG)

Here is the new letter I got from him on one of my new cases...
massive thirsty crackhouse
  04/25/18
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Magenta big locus twinkling uncleanness
  04/25/18
180 letter. He sounds awesome.
Magenta big locus twinkling uncleanness
  04/25/18
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hot senate
  04/25/18
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Marvelous national
  04/25/18
does he sign his letters with the jewish star?
soul-stirring abode
  04/25/18
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Plum Hilarious Theatre
  04/25/18
"Outside of the practice of law, Mr. Lenkov has run wit...
Magenta big locus twinkling uncleanness
  04/25/18
Fortune 500 companies regularly seek out Mr. Lenkov as their...
razzmatazz milky police squad feces
  04/25/18
lmao
sienna address philosopher-king
  04/25/18
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Boyish amethyst box office
  04/25/18
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Plum Hilarious Theatre
  04/25/18
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godawful mad-dog skullcap
  04/25/18
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federal aquamarine circlehead
  04/25/18
Lol that’s quite a spin to put on being an insurance defense...
coiffed twinkling hell
  04/25/18
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Multi-colored field national security agency
  04/25/18
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cerebral candlestick maker
  04/25/18
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Exhilarant Yarmulke
  04/25/18
180. i think about that letter from your other thread from ...
Boyish amethyst box office
  04/25/18
...
Plum Hilarious Theatre
  04/25/18
link?
Multi-colored field national security agency
  04/25/18
in OP
Boyish amethyst box office
  04/25/18
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Drab doobsian queen of the night
  04/25/18
Big Swingin' Dick plaintiff's attorney uses one weird trick ...
Rough-skinned whorehouse
  04/25/18
why does he even care to be a douche like this? you're the o...
Plum Hilarious Theatre
  04/25/18
...
hot senate
  04/25/18
I think at this point they enjoy each other somewhat. That s...
Stirring pink multi-billionaire
  04/25/18
How much are you gonna settle this one for. Do you typically...
Razzle Offensive Den Blood Rage
  04/25/18
I have settled every case with him that I have had (and I ha...
massive thirsty crackhouse
  04/25/18
GL. At what point does it typically settle in these premises...
Razzle Offensive Den Blood Rage
  04/25/18
how the fuck does someone tear their knee at macys? tbf, tha...
Plum Hilarious Theatre
  04/25/18
Slipped on water.
massive thirsty crackhouse
  04/25/18
180 and this is MAGA- the TRUMP TIE incident
cheese-eating chapel legal warrant
  04/25/18
Lmao. So what's the point of his letter? Just showing you th...
Ultramarine bateful newt
  04/25/18
seems like its not for him, its to show his clients how hard...
lascivious spruce sound barrier
  04/25/18
nah, this ratface probably got happy firing off this letter
Plum Hilarious Theatre
  04/25/18
LOL at you calling anyone a rat face
Lake pungent orchestra pit
  04/25/18
I guess the letter makes some sense as an exhibit to a disco...
federal aquamarine circlehead
  04/25/18
I at least try to make an argument that my opponent's discov...
Ultramarine bateful newt
  04/25/18
GIMME DAT MEET & CONFER!
carmine parlour
  04/25/18
Should I send him a letter with just this: "You know...
massive thirsty crackhouse
  04/25/18
Yes.
Magenta big locus twinkling uncleanness
  04/25/18
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Plum Hilarious Theatre
  04/25/18
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hot senate
  04/25/18
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Boyish amethyst box office
  04/25/18
“Jeff, I’ll ‘bet the house’ you agree to an inflated sett...
coiffed twinkling hell
  04/25/18
Please do this
Drab doobsian queen of the night
  04/25/18
Add a comma between "know" and "I"
idiotic heaven
  04/25/18
Lol of course.
Stirring pink multi-billionaire
  04/25/18
Can you check your inbox from last week when you were out - ...
Deep jap
  04/25/18
Can you resend? I'll respond today. Sorry about that!
massive thirsty crackhouse
  04/25/18
Done
Deep jap
  04/25/18
I am in awe of that letterhead
cracking tanning salon gunner
  04/25/18
time to add our Facsimilie number to my email signature
Sapphire racy juggernaut
  04/25/18
Do shitlawyers regularly request "some meet and confer&...
idiotic heaven
  04/25/18
...
Plum Hilarious Theatre
  04/25/18
u want sum meet and confer?
federal aquamarine circlehead
  04/25/18
...
Ultramarine bateful newt
  04/25/18
...
Plum Hilarious Theatre
  04/25/18
DAT TOO MANY MEET AND CONFER!
idiotic heaven
  04/25/18
...
Razzle Offensive Den Blood Rage
  04/25/18
Recommend you reply with just the following: Jeff, Rea...
Rough-skinned whorehouse
  04/25/18
Original Listerine, the brown kind.
federal aquamarine circlehead
  04/25/18
...
Exhilarant Yarmulke
  04/25/18
I’ve heard that he’s not the nicest dude to work for either
Drab doobsian queen of the night
  04/25/18
Shocker. Guy seems like a psychopath turd.
coiffed twinkling hell
  04/25/18
lmao @ this douche
sienna address philosopher-king
  04/26/18
Need some meet and confer in my life.
Aqua Ceo
  06/06/18


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Date: April 25th, 2018 6:49 PM
Author: massive thirsty crackhouse

Here is the new letter I got from him on one of my new cases against Macy's: https://imgur.com/a/CdxeATm

For those who didn't see my prior letters from this defense lawyer: http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3818678&mc=144&forum_id=2#34843896

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3959945&forum_id=2#35920191)



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Date: April 25th, 2018 6:49 PM
Author: Magenta big locus twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3959945&forum_id=2#35920193)



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Date: April 25th, 2018 6:50 PM
Author: Magenta big locus twinkling uncleanness

180 letter. He sounds awesome.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3959945&forum_id=2#35920197)



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Date: April 25th, 2018 6:54 PM
Author: hot senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3959945&forum_id=2#35920222)



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Date: April 25th, 2018 9:11 PM
Author: Marvelous national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3959945&forum_id=2#35921041)



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Date: April 25th, 2018 6:50 PM
Author: soul-stirring abode

does he sign his letters with the jewish star?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3959945&forum_id=2#35920199)



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Date: April 25th, 2018 7:12 PM
Author: Plum Hilarious Theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3959945&forum_id=2#35920337)



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Date: April 25th, 2018 6:51 PM
Author: Magenta big locus twinkling uncleanness

"Outside of the practice of law, Mr. Lenkov has run with the bulls, jumped out of planes, raced cars and even appeared on Broadway."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3959945&forum_id=2#35920206)



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Date: April 25th, 2018 6:53 PM
Author: razzmatazz milky police squad feces

Fortune 500 companies regularly seek out Mr. Lenkov as their choice of counsel for “bet the house” litigation, and also when CSLG's clients slip and hurt their backs at an Applebee's.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3959945&forum_id=2#35920217)



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Date: April 25th, 2018 6:55 PM
Author: sienna address philosopher-king

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3959945&forum_id=2#35920225)



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Date: April 25th, 2018 6:56 PM
Author: Boyish amethyst box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3959945&forum_id=2#35920235)



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Date: April 25th, 2018 7:00 PM
Author: Plum Hilarious Theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3959945&forum_id=2#35920257)



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Date: April 25th, 2018 7:11 PM
Author: godawful mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3959945&forum_id=2#35920334)



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Date: April 25th, 2018 7:14 PM
Author: federal aquamarine circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3959945&forum_id=2#35920355)



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Date: April 25th, 2018 7:28 PM
Author: coiffed twinkling hell

Lol that’s quite a spin to put on being an insurance defense attorney hired by some cheapass insurer that has sold policies to a bunch of huge corporations.

Take a look at the firm site and consider how utterly absurd it would be for a F500 company to hire these guys in a literal BET THE COMPANY case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3959945&forum_id=2#35920450)



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Date: April 25th, 2018 7:57 PM
Author: Multi-colored field national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3959945&forum_id=2#35920595)



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Date: April 25th, 2018 8:00 PM
Author: cerebral candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3959945&forum_id=2#35920620)



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Date: April 25th, 2018 9:04 PM
Author: Exhilarant Yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3959945&forum_id=2#35921015)



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Date: April 25th, 2018 6:56 PM
Author: Boyish amethyst box office

180. i think about that letter from your other thread from time to time. he HATES that you don't play by his rules!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3959945&forum_id=2#35920233)



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Date: April 25th, 2018 7:00 PM
Author: Plum Hilarious Theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3959945&forum_id=2#35920258)



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Date: April 25th, 2018 7:57 PM
Author: Multi-colored field national security agency

link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3959945&forum_id=2#35920597)



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Date: April 25th, 2018 8:25 PM
Author: Boyish amethyst box office

in OP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3959945&forum_id=2#35920828)



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Date: April 25th, 2018 6:58 PM
Author: Drab doobsian queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3959945&forum_id=2#35920249)



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Date: April 25th, 2018 7:00 PM
Author: Rough-skinned whorehouse

Big Swingin' Dick plaintiff's attorney uses one weird trick for MASSIVE settlements. ID lawyers HATE him!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3959945&forum_id=2#35920263)



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Date: April 25th, 2018 7:00 PM
Author: Plum Hilarious Theatre

why does he even care to be a douche like this? you're the one doing this on contingency. this isnt personal for him. he bills my the hour for his shitlaw mill, no?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3959945&forum_id=2#35920265)



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Date: April 25th, 2018 7:02 PM
Author: hot senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3959945&forum_id=2#35920275)



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Date: April 25th, 2018 10:26 PM
Author: Stirring pink multi-billionaire

I think at this point they enjoy each other somewhat. That seems apparent in the latest missive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3959945&forum_id=2#35921495)



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Date: April 25th, 2018 7:01 PM
Author: Razzle Offensive Den Blood Rage

How much are you gonna settle this one for. Do you typically get high settlements from him. Does he refuse to settle with you ever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3959945&forum_id=2#35920269)



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Date: April 25th, 2018 7:07 PM
Author: massive thirsty crackhouse

I have settled every case with him that I have had (and I have had a ton of cases with him). He usually overpays. Not sure what I will get on this one but client has a tear in her knee and I demanded 150K lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3959945&forum_id=2#35920306)



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Date: April 25th, 2018 7:10 PM
Author: Razzle Offensive Den Blood Rage

GL. At what point does it typically settle in these premises liability type cases

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3959945&forum_id=2#35920321)



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Date: April 25th, 2018 7:11 PM
Author: Plum Hilarious Theatre

how the fuck does someone tear their knee at macys? tbf, that place is prole as fuck and there is always clothes thrown all over the fucking place and i can see it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3959945&forum_id=2#35920332)



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Date: April 25th, 2018 7:42 PM
Author: massive thirsty crackhouse

Slipped on water.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3959945&forum_id=2#35920521)



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Date: April 25th, 2018 7:02 PM
Author: cheese-eating chapel legal warrant

180

and this is MAGA- the TRUMP TIE incident

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3959945&forum_id=2#35920274)



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Date: April 25th, 2018 7:14 PM
Author: Ultramarine bateful newt

Lmao. So what's the point of his letter? Just showing you that you have him pissed off?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3959945&forum_id=2#35920349)



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Date: April 25th, 2018 7:15 PM
Author: lascivious spruce sound barrier

seems like its not for him, its to show his clients how hard he's working on their behalf ...before he settles and overpays

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3959945&forum_id=2#35920361)



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Date: April 25th, 2018 7:16 PM
Author: Plum Hilarious Theatre

nah, this ratface probably got happy firing off this letter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3959945&forum_id=2#35920368)



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Date: April 25th, 2018 10:07 PM
Author: Lake pungent orchestra pit

LOL at you calling anyone a rat face

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3959945&forum_id=2#35921362)



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Date: April 25th, 2018 7:18 PM
Author: federal aquamarine circlehead

I guess the letter makes some sense as an exhibit to a discovery sanctions motion. But this particular letter strikes me as a bit counterproductive for the purpose. It makes it seem like these are two old adversaries up to their same old mutual ball busting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3959945&forum_id=2#35920382)



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Date: April 25th, 2018 7:22 PM
Author: Ultramarine bateful newt

I at least try to make an argument that my opponent's discovery responses were improper.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3959945&forum_id=2#35920402)



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Date: April 25th, 2018 7:29 PM
Author: carmine parlour

GIMME DAT MEET & CONFER!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3959945&forum_id=2#35920455)



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Date: April 25th, 2018 7:30 PM
Author: massive thirsty crackhouse

Should I send him a letter with just this:

"You know I love you, Jeff."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3959945&forum_id=2#35920458)



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Date: April 25th, 2018 7:32 PM
Author: Magenta big locus twinkling uncleanness

Yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3959945&forum_id=2#35920472)



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Date: April 25th, 2018 7:32 PM
Author: Plum Hilarious Theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3959945&forum_id=2#35920474)



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Date: April 25th, 2018 7:33 PM
Author: hot senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3959945&forum_id=2#35920478)



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Date: April 25th, 2018 7:34 PM
Author: Boyish amethyst box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3959945&forum_id=2#35920482)



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Date: April 25th, 2018 7:34 PM
Author: coiffed twinkling hell

“Jeff,

I’ll ‘bet the house’ you agree to an inflated settlement again. Xoxo,

CSLG”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3959945&forum_id=2#35920483)



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Date: April 25th, 2018 7:59 PM
Author: Drab doobsian queen of the night

Please do this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3959945&forum_id=2#35920607)



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Date: April 25th, 2018 8:23 PM
Author: idiotic heaven

Add a comma between "know" and "I"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3959945&forum_id=2#35920809)



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Date: April 25th, 2018 10:27 PM
Author: Stirring pink multi-billionaire

Lol of course.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3959945&forum_id=2#35921500)



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Date: April 25th, 2018 7:30 PM
Author: Deep jap

Can you check your inbox from last week when you were out - still have a pending ? re: if you can think of someone to refer me to for the work I described.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3959945&forum_id=2#35920459)



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Date: April 25th, 2018 7:34 PM
Author: massive thirsty crackhouse

Can you resend? I'll respond today. Sorry about that!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3959945&forum_id=2#35920485)



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Date: April 25th, 2018 7:38 PM
Author: Deep jap

Done

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3959945&forum_id=2#35920501)



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Date: April 25th, 2018 7:33 PM
Author: cracking tanning salon gunner

I am in awe of that letterhead

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3959945&forum_id=2#35920479)



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Date: April 25th, 2018 7:37 PM
Author: Sapphire racy juggernaut

time to add our Facsimilie number to my email signature

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3959945&forum_id=2#35920499)



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Date: April 25th, 2018 8:17 PM
Author: idiotic heaven

Do shitlawyers regularly request "some meet and confer" on signed letterhead?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3959945&forum_id=2#35920770)



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Date: April 25th, 2018 8:23 PM
Author: Plum Hilarious Theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3959945&forum_id=2#35920807)



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Date: April 25th, 2018 9:05 PM
Author: federal aquamarine circlehead

u want sum meet and confer?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3959945&forum_id=2#35921022)



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Date: April 25th, 2018 9:09 PM
Author: Ultramarine bateful newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3959945&forum_id=2#35921035)



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Date: April 25th, 2018 9:18 PM
Author: Plum Hilarious Theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3959945&forum_id=2#35921076)



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Date: April 25th, 2018 9:53 PM
Author: idiotic heaven

DAT TOO MANY MEET AND CONFER!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3959945&forum_id=2#35921262)



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Date: April 25th, 2018 10:25 PM
Author: Razzle Offensive Den Blood Rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3959945&forum_id=2#35921490)



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Date: April 25th, 2018 8:22 PM
Author: Rough-skinned whorehouse

Recommend you reply with just the following:

Jeff,

Really need you to rate me as a mouthwash.

Sincerely,

CSLG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3959945&forum_id=2#35920802)



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Date: April 25th, 2018 9:06 PM
Author: federal aquamarine circlehead

Original Listerine, the brown kind.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3959945&forum_id=2#35921027)



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Date: April 25th, 2018 9:03 PM
Author: Exhilarant Yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3959945&forum_id=2#35921013)



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Date: April 25th, 2018 10:09 PM
Author: Drab doobsian queen of the night

I’ve heard that he’s not the nicest dude to work for either

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3959945&forum_id=2#35921378)



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Date: April 25th, 2018 10:14 PM
Author: coiffed twinkling hell

Shocker. Guy seems like a psychopath turd.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3959945&forum_id=2#35921421)



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Date: April 26th, 2018 12:23 PM
Author: sienna address philosopher-king

lmao @ this douche

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3959945&forum_id=2#35924377)



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Date: June 6th, 2018 1:01 PM
Author: Aqua Ceo

Need some meet and confer in my life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3959945&forum_id=2#36194033)