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Jeremy Abrams, Of Counsel at Reed Smith LLP https://www.lin...
sable frisky lodge
  04/26/18
Someone should file a bar complaint against this fuck for bl...
sable frisky lodge
  04/26/18
SUMMON: TSINAH
Aqua galvanic main people philosopher-king
  04/26/18
Why do you even care
Razzle plaza incel
  04/26/18
Prestige theft.
autistic patrolman dragon
  04/26/18
"Stolen Prestige"
razzmatazz business firm
  04/27/18
It’s himself.
Aqua galvanic main people philosopher-king
  04/26/18
I forgot to take my adderall this morning and won't get it u...
sable frisky lodge
  04/26/18
he's a prestige-obsessed autist
fantasy-prone translucent voyeur resort
  04/26/18
"don't be me, don't be me, don't be me..." *clicks...
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shaky glittery foreskin depressive
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Adventurous pistol home
  04/27/18
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indecent tanning salon party of the first part
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violent locus partner
  04/27/18
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flickering curious crackhouse affirmative action
  04/27/18
? he did an LLM at NYU in tax. anyone who does that lists th...
razzle-dazzle disturbing dopamine turdskin
  04/26/18
Agreed. And I don' have a problem with him listing it on...
sable frisky lodge
  04/26/18
aaaaaah he didn't mention seton hall, i see, i actually didn...
razzle-dazzle disturbing dopamine turdskin
  04/26/18
how insecure and jewish do you have to be to make this threa...
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shaky glittery foreskin depressive
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Balding at-the-ready pit organic girlfriend
  04/26/18
Does that make me wrong?
sable frisky lodge
  04/26/18
Youre both right
flirting iridescent electric furnace
  04/27/18
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flirting iridescent electric furnace
  04/27/18
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stimulating legal warrant
  04/27/18
Be nice to [insert XO moniker here].
Up-to-no-good hairy legs laser beams
  04/26/18
nah it' sgotta be this guy http://www.facebook.com/profil...
arousing french weed whacker hell
  04/27/18
I was convinced this thread was going to be about me.
Disrespectful cracking mother
  04/27/18
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Cocky multi-colored hall new version
  04/27/18
In my heart, I hear the ancient revel cry of the Southern Di...
narrow-minded stead windowlicker
  04/27/18
Ah, I see you've been to a Cravath Walk.
Disrespectful cracking mother
  04/27/18
It's in our souls, no? That constant call, the sickness unt...
narrow-minded stead windowlicker
  04/27/18
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Disrespectful cracking mother
  04/27/18
you know like half of lawyers are living a subsistence exist...
Cocky multi-colored hall new version
  04/27/18
probably top 5% outcome at Seton Hall if not higher
fantasy-prone translucent voyeur resort
  04/27/18
Lmao, weird balding pattern as well
burgundy sickened space
  04/27/18
This guy claims academic all American status: http://www....
peach provocative fanboi
  04/27/18


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Date: April 26th, 2018 1:26 PM
Author: sable frisky lodge

Jeremy Abrams, Of Counsel at Reed Smith LLP

https://www.linkedin.com/in/jeabrams/ (LinkedIn link warning. Need to be signed in. Not OPSEC safe unless you know what you're doing. Log into your IFNB bodybuilder accounts before clicking)

Exhibit A: Lists New York University School of Law up top on his LinkedIn Profile. If you scroll down, you see he's a SetTTon Hall Law School graduate. THIS IS INTENTIONAL.

Exhibit B: He's about 37 and looks 45, fat and unhealthy. Hides it with badly fitting baggy suits.

Exhibit C: Scroll down to his post "Special thanks to Maryland Comptroller Peter Franchot..." and look at the video. Look at the fuckning shoes the guy is wearing wit his dark suit. JFC, brown is fine, but not fucking light-tan shoes.

Exhibit D: Of counsel. THE beta cucks of the legal world.

Exhibit E: Mother fucker does tax.

I can't tell whether I hate him or if I just feel bad for this pathetic man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3960521&forum_id=2#35924823)



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Date: April 26th, 2018 1:29 PM
Author: sable frisky lodge

Someone should file a bar complaint against this fuck for blatantly misrepresenting where he went to law school. FTC bust company's for burrying important information down in their disclaimers all the time. How come this fucker gets away MUCH WORSE and he's a LAWYER.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3960521&forum_id=2#35924853)



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Date: April 26th, 2018 1:32 PM
Author: Aqua galvanic main people philosopher-king

SUMMON: TSINAH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3960521&forum_id=2#35924879)



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Date: April 26th, 2018 1:33 PM
Author: Razzle plaza incel

Why do you even care

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3960521&forum_id=2#35924889)



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Date: April 26th, 2018 1:35 PM
Author: autistic patrolman dragon

Prestige theft.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3960521&forum_id=2#35924907)



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Date: April 27th, 2018 12:05 PM
Author: razzmatazz business firm

"Stolen Prestige"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3960521&forum_id=2#35931351)



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Date: April 26th, 2018 1:35 PM
Author: Aqua galvanic main people philosopher-king

It’s himself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3960521&forum_id=2#35924910)



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Date: April 26th, 2018 1:36 PM
Author: sable frisky lodge

I forgot to take my adderall this morning and won't get it until I go back home for lunch shortly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3960521&forum_id=2#35924922)



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Date: April 26th, 2018 1:44 PM
Author: fantasy-prone translucent voyeur resort

he's a prestige-obsessed autist

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3960521&forum_id=2#35924994)



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Date: April 26th, 2018 1:34 PM
Author: Territorial black karate parlor

"don't be me, don't be me, don't be me..." *clicks thread*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3960521&forum_id=2#35924904)



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Date: April 26th, 2018 1:37 PM
Author: ultramarine whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3960521&forum_id=2#35924924)



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Date: April 26th, 2018 1:50 PM
Author: coral state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3960521&forum_id=2#35925043)



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Date: April 26th, 2018 1:50 PM
Author: shaky glittery foreskin depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3960521&forum_id=2#35925044)



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Date: April 27th, 2018 12:08 PM
Author: Adventurous pistol home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3960521&forum_id=2#35931383)



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Date: April 27th, 2018 12:10 PM
Author: indecent tanning salon party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3960521&forum_id=2#35931398)



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Date: April 27th, 2018 3:24 PM
Author: violent locus partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3960521&forum_id=2#35933341)



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Date: April 27th, 2018 3:25 PM
Author: flickering curious crackhouse affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3960521&forum_id=2#35933360)



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Date: April 26th, 2018 1:36 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle disturbing dopamine turdskin

? he did an LLM at NYU in tax. anyone who does that lists that at the top of their resume

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3960521&forum_id=2#35924917)



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Date: April 26th, 2018 1:39 PM
Author: sable frisky lodge

Agreed.

And I don' have a problem with him listing it on his LinkedIn profile or his Resume.

The problem is that he list it up top in his short description, with no mention of his TTT school -- in a way that makes it appear taht he actually went to NYU. That area should be reserved for the law school the person attended for his JD.

95% of people who look at his profile think he ACTUALLY went to NYU.

If this was a Lanham Act false advertising or FTC ACt UDAAP case, this fucker would be toast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3960521&forum_id=2#35924944)



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Date: April 26th, 2018 1:50 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle disturbing dopamine turdskin

aaaaaah he didn't mention seton hall, i see, i actually didn't look at his linkedin i looked at his firm bio

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3960521&forum_id=2#35925045)



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Date: April 26th, 2018 1:38 PM
Author: Floppy confused school pocket flask

how insecure and jewish do you have to be to make this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3960521&forum_id=2#35924938)



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Date: April 26th, 2018 1:42 PM
Author: fantasy-prone translucent voyeur resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3960521&forum_id=2#35924979)



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Date: April 26th, 2018 1:50 PM
Author: shaky glittery foreskin depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3960521&forum_id=2#35925046)



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Date: April 26th, 2018 1:50 PM
Author: Balding at-the-ready pit organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3960521&forum_id=2#35925047)



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Date: April 26th, 2018 2:01 PM
Author: sable frisky lodge

Does that make me wrong?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3960521&forum_id=2#35925185)



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Date: April 27th, 2018 12:07 PM
Author: flirting iridescent electric furnace

Youre both right

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3960521&forum_id=2#35931370)



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Date: April 27th, 2018 12:07 PM
Author: flirting iridescent electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3960521&forum_id=2#35931368)



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Date: April 27th, 2018 12:09 PM
Author: stimulating legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3960521&forum_id=2#35931388)



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Date: April 26th, 2018 1:49 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good hairy legs laser beams

Be nice to [insert XO moniker here].

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3960521&forum_id=2#35925037)



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Date: April 27th, 2018 12:03 PM
Author: arousing french weed whacker hell

nah it' sgotta be this guy

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?=743264506

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3960521&forum_id=2#35931327)



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Date: April 27th, 2018 12:08 PM
Author: Disrespectful cracking mother

I was convinced this thread was going to be about me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3960521&forum_id=2#35931380)



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Date: April 27th, 2018 12:09 PM
Author: Cocky multi-colored hall new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3960521&forum_id=2#35931389)



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Date: April 27th, 2018 12:23 PM
Author: narrow-minded stead windowlicker

In my heart, I hear the ancient revel cry of the Southern District of New York. The pages of a thousand precedents, fluttering in the fetid warm wind of a Manhattan summer. Bright boys scrapping lobbs on pavement up marblecapped stairs through those heavy oaken doors into the glory seat of scholarship. I am old. But that which we are, we are. The courage fire of the law burns bright in me still. I swing my feet to the floor high above the park each morning and still the yearning call of battle shouts spirits to me, rouses me, brings me to bear with the decades force of learned fury. This is what I am, its intrinsic violence what I was born for and what I will die for. How many lives have I seen spent in the pursuit of this thing we call excellence? "The law brings life. The law brings death. Both of these truths are immutable." Agamemnon's rich regal voice, so many years gone, rings still in my ears. We begin again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3960521&forum_id=2#35931549)



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Date: April 27th, 2018 12:38 PM
Author: Disrespectful cracking mother

Ah, I see you've been to a Cravath Walk.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3960521&forum_id=2#35931756)



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Date: April 27th, 2018 12:53 PM
Author: narrow-minded stead windowlicker

It's in our souls, no? That constant call, the sickness unto death, the glorylight of the law. We can try to deny it, fight it, resist its siren whisper as we lay awake at night muscle twitch memory firing with the practiced hand gestures--the summoning sweep the grasped fist the soft point, all that we learned those long ago Attic nights together in the school of Apollonius Molon, sitting hillside in the twilight listening to his words, studying his movements, notations in the evermind. This is who we are. She weeps, begs us to stay, but it's not in us. Flarefire the engine boys, more uraninum fuel against the cold winter night, goddamn the plaintiff hordes crash through them cut their sinews their organs scattersplatter on pavement cut down in the subprimes of their lives Gloriana In Skaddenia Gloriana the young associates shout

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3960521&forum_id=2#35931910)



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Date: April 27th, 2018 1:56 PM
Author: Disrespectful cracking mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3960521&forum_id=2#35932493)



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Date: April 27th, 2018 12:11 PM
Author: Cocky multi-colored hall new version

you know like half of lawyers are living a subsistence existence to which teaming up with peterman at the flying j would represent a step up right? this guy is doing fine, relatively

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3960521&forum_id=2#35931402)



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Date: April 27th, 2018 12:40 PM
Author: fantasy-prone translucent voyeur resort

probably top 5% outcome at Seton Hall if not higher

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3960521&forum_id=2#35931787)



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Date: April 27th, 2018 12:41 PM
Author: burgundy sickened space

Lmao, weird balding pattern as well

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3960521&forum_id=2#35931798)



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Date: April 27th, 2018 3:22 PM
Author: peach provocative fanboi

This guy claims academic all American status:

http://www.dinsmore.com/brian-c-close/

Can't find it here:

http://depauwtigers.com/honors_awards/academic_all_america



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3960521&forum_id=2#35933328)