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Sorry lawyercucks, Michael Avenatti is among the most alpha lawyers in history

Regardless of your worthless political opinions, it cannot b...
zombie-like library regret
  05/08/18
wait, you’re a SHITLIB??
Kink-friendly hairraiser organic girlfriend
  05/09/18
Was the OP someone recognizable before going quotemo?
Slap-happy son of senegal house
  12/13/18
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zombie-like library regret
  05/09/18
he seems to struggle with the concept of fungibility of mone...
marvelous meetinghouse
  05/09/18
He's insanely wealthy and you're a cucky sexpat
zombie-like library regret
  05/09/18
lol
marvelous meetinghouse
  05/09/18
If by "alpha" you mean "crook," then I a...
idiotic party of the first part generalized bond
  05/09/18
*squirts purell*
zombie-like library regret
  05/09/18
Do you think he's handsome?
Histrionic ebony psychic
  05/09/18
He's high T
zombie-like library regret
  05/09/18
How can you tell that?
Histrionic ebony psychic
  05/09/18
I heard the Outlook chime. Go check your email before your b...
zombie-like library regret
  05/09/18
If you don't want to share your expertise on Michael Avenatt...
Histrionic ebony psychic
  05/09/18
Yeah, this sounds like a real alpha: "Nold has been ...
idiotic party of the first part generalized bond
  05/09/18
It actually is. People like him and CSLG are heroes.
zombie-like library regret
  05/09/18
LJL at comparing deadbeat Avenatti to CSLG
idiotic party of the first part generalized bond
  05/09/18
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Geriatric medicated hell
  05/09/18
And how "alpha" is it to pledge all of your compan...
idiotic party of the first part generalized bond
  05/09/18
lol at you spamming the board with this shit Nold, get back ...
Internet-worthy Digit Ratio
  05/09/18
Why are you so upset? Why are you a sniveling clitdick who d...
zombie-like library regret
  05/09/18
You seem mad, bro.
idiotic party of the first part generalized bond
  05/09/18
...
Arrogant Heady Legal Warrant Mother
  12/13/18
You vhave found gold.
aqua charismatic gunner black woman
  12/13/18
There's a great treasure trove out there
Arrogant Heady Legal Warrant Mother
  12/13/18
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Frisky Market Windowlicker
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Magical sweet tailpipe
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Bull Headed Vermilion Haunted Graveyard Property
  12/31/18
op you still there?
Chocolate fortuitous meteor
  02/26/19
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Cobalt odious plaza
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marvelous meetinghouse
  03/25/19
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mint electric ticket booth
  03/25/19
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big-titted dilemma police squad
  03/25/19
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mint electric ticket booth
  04/11/19
Lol
maroon chapel
  12/25/19
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Cowardly Hospital Multi-billionaire
  12/25/19
OP?
cracking claret tanning salon weed whacker
  01/15/20
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fragrant giraffe
  01/15/20
"i arpha now?" avenatti shrieked as the ca bar dis...
big-titted dilemma police squad
  01/15/20
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Kink-friendly hairraiser organic girlfriend
  01/15/20
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bearded contagious pervert gas station
  01/15/20
still true
Adventurous bawdyhouse
  01/15/20


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Date: May 8th, 2018 9:50 PM
Author: zombie-like library regret

Regardless of your worthless political opinions, it cannot be denied that Michael Avenatti is a pure alpha attorney. He has many multimillion dollar shitlaw settlements - he is rich as fuck. But of course, beyond that, he is publicly going toe-to-toe with the President of the fucking United States. He is literally bitchsmacking the Cuck in Chief on a daily basis.

This humble shitlawyer is actually outmaneuvering "Robert Mueller," the corrupt FBI swamp creature whose entire job is to take down the President. The Cuck in Chief's presidency will come to a premature end, and it's not because of the massive political machine conspiring against him - it's because Michael Avenatti, an alpha shitlawyer with a huge dick, is representing a porn star in a civil suit against this cuck.

You? You're a pencil-necked, weak-kneed, mealy-mouthed geek who answers to a partner at 8 PM on Saturday. You squirt Purell onto your already-dried out hands, check commas, and get tachycardia every time your phone *dings!* that you have an email. Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3972007&forum_id=2#36011631)



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Date: May 9th, 2018 9:26 AM
Author: Kink-friendly hairraiser organic girlfriend

wait, you’re a SHITLIB??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3972007&forum_id=2#36013840)



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Date: December 13th, 2018 8:49 PM
Author: Slap-happy son of senegal house

Was the OP someone recognizable before going quotemo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3972007&forum_id=2#37404567)



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Date: May 9th, 2018 7:39 AM
Author: zombie-like library regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3972007&forum_id=2#36013558)



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Date: May 9th, 2018 9:01 AM
Author: marvelous meetinghouse

he seems to struggle with the concept of fungibility of money

@MichaelAvenatti

After significant investigation, we have discovered that Mr. Trump’s atty Mr. Cohen received approximately $500,000 in the mos. after the election from a company controlled by a Russian Oligarc with close ties to Mr. Putin. These monies may have reimbursed the $130k payment.

12:05 AM · May 9, 2018

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Date: May 9th, 2018 9:17 AM
Author: zombie-like library regret

He's insanely wealthy and you're a cucky sexpat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3972007&forum_id=2#36013814)



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Date: May 9th, 2018 9:34 AM
Author: marvelous meetinghouse

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3972007&forum_id=2#36013874)



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Date: May 9th, 2018 9:28 AM
Author: idiotic party of the first part generalized bond

If by "alpha" you mean "crook," then I agree.

See https://www.seattletimes.com/seattle-news/before-stormy-daniels-her-attorney-faced-allegations-of-dubious-business-dealings/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3972007&forum_id=2#36013845)



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Date: May 9th, 2018 9:29 AM
Author: zombie-like library regret

*squirts purell*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3972007&forum_id=2#36013848)



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Date: May 9th, 2018 9:30 AM
Author: Histrionic ebony psychic

Do you think he's handsome?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3972007&forum_id=2#36013854)



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Date: May 9th, 2018 9:31 AM
Author: zombie-like library regret

He's high T

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3972007&forum_id=2#36013862)



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Date: May 9th, 2018 9:32 AM
Author: Histrionic ebony psychic

How can you tell that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3972007&forum_id=2#36013864)



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Date: May 9th, 2018 9:32 AM
Author: zombie-like library regret

I heard the Outlook chime. Go check your email before your boss gets mad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3972007&forum_id=2#36013867)



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Date: May 9th, 2018 9:35 AM
Author: Histrionic ebony psychic

If you don't want to share your expertise on Michael Avenatti that's fine, but don't tease.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3972007&forum_id=2#36013880)



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Date: May 9th, 2018 9:36 AM
Author: idiotic party of the first part generalized bond

Yeah, this sounds like a real alpha:

"Nold has been relentless, collecting more than $1 million against Avenatti. 'We would garnish Key Bank, then he would move the money to a different bank, then to another,' Nold said. 'But it didn't matter, we were finding it. He finally got tired, and just paid us.'"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3972007&forum_id=2#36013885)



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Date: May 9th, 2018 9:42 AM
Author: zombie-like library regret

It actually is. People like him and CSLG are heroes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3972007&forum_id=2#36013908)



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Date: May 9th, 2018 11:59 AM
Author: idiotic party of the first part generalized bond

LJL at comparing deadbeat Avenatti to CSLG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3972007&forum_id=2#36014871)



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Date: May 9th, 2018 2:36 PM
Author: Geriatric medicated hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3972007&forum_id=2#36016047)



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Date: May 9th, 2018 12:23 PM
Author: idiotic party of the first part generalized bond

And how "alpha" is it to pledge all of your company's assets as security for a 15% loan? If by "alpha," you mean "chump" or "sucker," then I guess that makes sense.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3972007&forum_id=2#36015062)



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Date: May 9th, 2018 12:25 PM
Author: Internet-worthy Digit Ratio

lol at you spamming the board with this shit Nold, get back to work. no wonder you got shitcanned by Perkins Coie

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3972007&forum_id=2#36015077)



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Date: May 9th, 2018 12:26 PM
Author: zombie-like library regret

Why are you so upset? Why are you a sniveling clitdick who doesn't have the balls to do one tenth of what Avenatti does?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3972007&forum_id=2#36015094)



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Date: May 9th, 2018 12:28 PM
Author: idiotic party of the first part generalized bond

You seem mad, bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3972007&forum_id=2#36015113)



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Date: December 13th, 2018 8:49 PM
Author: Arrogant Heady Legal Warrant Mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3972007&forum_id=2#37404563)



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Date: December 13th, 2018 8:49 PM
Author: aqua charismatic gunner black woman

You vhave found gold.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3972007&forum_id=2#37404569)



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Date: December 13th, 2018 8:51 PM
Author: Arrogant Heady Legal Warrant Mother

There's a great treasure trove out there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3972007&forum_id=2#37404586)



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Date: December 18th, 2018 12:18 AM
Author: Yapping Brunch Antidepressant Drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3972007&forum_id=2#37425306)



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Date: December 18th, 2018 12:23 AM
Author: Frisky Market Windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3972007&forum_id=2#37425333)



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Date: December 31st, 2018 3:05 PM
Author: Magical sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3972007&forum_id=2#37503318)



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Date: December 31st, 2018 3:18 PM
Author: Bull Headed Vermilion Haunted Graveyard Property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3972007&forum_id=2#37503383)



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Date: February 26th, 2019 8:26 AM
Author: Chocolate fortuitous meteor

op you still there?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3972007&forum_id=2#37845030)



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Date: February 26th, 2019 6:42 PM
Author: Cobalt odious plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3972007&forum_id=2#37847831)



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Date: March 25th, 2019 1:38 PM
Author: marvelous meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3972007&forum_id=2#37987232)



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Date: March 25th, 2019 1:33 PM
Author: mint electric ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3972007&forum_id=2#37987192)



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Date: March 25th, 2019 1:35 PM
Author: big-titted dilemma police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3972007&forum_id=2#37987207)



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Date: April 11th, 2019 11:56 AM
Author: mint electric ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3972007&forum_id=2#38072887)



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Date: December 25th, 2019 5:32 PM
Author: maroon chapel

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3972007&forum_id=2#39324708)



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Date: December 25th, 2019 5:34 PM
Author: Cowardly Hospital Multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3972007&forum_id=2#39324713)



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Date: January 15th, 2020 8:09 AM
Author: cracking claret tanning salon weed whacker

OP?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3972007&forum_id=2#39433596)



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Date: January 15th, 2020 8:17 AM
Author: fragrant giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3972007&forum_id=2#39433624)



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Date: January 15th, 2020 8:23 AM
Author: big-titted dilemma police squad

"i arpha now?" avenatti shrieked as the ca bar disciplinary board fed a 9th page of a disbarment opinion to his hungry asshole

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3972007&forum_id=2#39433649)



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Date: January 15th, 2020 8:25 AM
Author: Kink-friendly hairraiser organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3972007&forum_id=2#39433655)



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Date: January 15th, 2020 8:26 AM
Author: bearded contagious pervert gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3972007&forum_id=2#39433661)



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Date: January 15th, 2020 9:24 AM
Author: Adventurous bawdyhouse

still true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3972007&forum_id=2#39433854)