Date: May 16th, 2018 9:39 PM
Author: bearded big-titted field
Watched this last night with the new girl I fucked last night:
Jokes that hit:
1 minute Bond parody intro
Baby legs/dick jokes - Basic Instinct parody was the best scene of the entire film
The majority of the bartender's lines
Xmen cameo was 180 well-done. Indian cabbie was funny. Xforce's demise was good because you didn't expect them to get pwn3d parachuting.
The rest of the ZINGERs were mostly bad.
The Bad:
Fat Emo Indian villian. Jesus fucking christ he was awful.
Soundtrack was not as good as the first Deadpool movie.
Juggernaut wasn't given enough screentime - it was a crazy fucking reveal they could've done a lot with but he basically just disappears after the fight with the butch dyke girl.
Cable's deus-ex machina. Super lame.
Despite this, I actually liked this one more than the first.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3977104&forum_id=2#36065653)