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how do you end interviews

like say you run out of questions. what do you do? reaffirm ...
Tripping Grizzly Knife
  05/16/18
As the interviewer or the interviewee?
poppy shaky center weed whacker
  05/16/18
interviewee
Tripping Grizzly Knife
  05/16/18
Tell them they'll hear from you in a few days about next ste...
racy vengeful associate
  05/16/18
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Tripping Grizzly Knife
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Tantric Embarrassed To The Bone State Multi-billionaire
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welp, this made me DIAMOND HARD.
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majestic
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swashbuckling self-centered rigpig
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Never EVER run out of questions. You dont end the interview,...
beta cerebral famous landscape painting haunted graveyard
  05/16/18
Nice
Purple hominid trust fund
  05/16/18
cant knock it.
blue crawly sneaky criminal stock car
  05/16/18
It really works! also be a good listener and ask follow up q...
beta cerebral famous landscape painting haunted graveyard
  05/16/18
well, i will be needing to shake the rust off soon after bar...
blue crawly sneaky criminal stock car
  05/16/18
I once ended an interview after running out of questions and...
Lascivious thirsty giraffe skinny woman
  05/16/18
congrats if I were interviewing someone and they did that...
floppy depressive principal's office
  05/17/18
Solid advice here
Plum bearded range main people
  05/16/18
I'm just going to note - she is a really good interviewer (g...
zombie-like locale water buffalo
  05/16/18
Could she do a YouTube tutorial. I’m really bad at interview...
Lascivious thirsty giraffe skinny woman
  05/16/18
Lol tell me more about those compliance REACHES you dwarf fu...
Vibrant azn
  05/16/18
You seem MAF
zombie-like locale water buffalo
  05/16/18
Brother I am laughing hard at you categorizing bird brain ki...
Vibrant azn
  05/17/18
None of us do bank compliance.
zombie-like locale water buffalo
  05/23/18
a job is a job. if it pays good, what's the problem, brothe...
blue crawly sneaky criminal stock car
  05/16/18
In addition, lol @ the thought that she is sad she isn't in ...
zombie-like locale water buffalo
  05/16/18
cr.
blue crawly sneaky criminal stock car
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Terrible
Vibrant azn
  05/16/18
saying "never run out of questions" is way too asp...
henna fortuitous meteor corn cake
  05/16/18
I doubt she means asking all those questions in one intervie...
Plum bearded range main people
  05/16/18
Nobody wants to go 20 minutes over talking about fucking rea...
Vibrant azn
  05/16/18
cr lmao you might as well talk about the weather just to kee...
henna fortuitous meteor corn cake
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Agree nobody wants to talk about their commute
Plum bearded range main people
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Cr about the commute. I would never ask that unless I were w...
Lascivious thirsty giraffe skinny woman
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"wow nice white-out, where'd you get that"
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Vibrant azn
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(Guy who has read 'How to Win Friends and Influence People')
beady-eyed fiercely-loyal kitchen clown
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Lascivious thirsty giraffe skinny woman
  05/16/18
"Never EVER run out of questions." cr. my go-to...
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"So, Jews, am I right?"
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Hyperactive space
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lol'd
beady-eyed fiercely-loyal kitchen clown
  05/23/18
With a weak handshake and an awkward goodbye.
Fuchsia parlour
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(ggtp)
Tripping Grizzly Knife
  05/16/18
as an interviewee, i told them i wasn't interested in the jo...
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  05/16/18
alpha
big lake school cafeteria
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you are alpha as fuck ragnus
Tripping Grizzly Knife
  05/16/18
This is tcr way to establish scarcity - make them want YOU!
Purple hominid trust fund
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No it's a way of saving two people 15-30 minutes of their ti...
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alpha
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“Do you have any questions or concerns that I didn’t address...
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ive seen this in articles, is it really cr? seems so awkward
Tripping Grizzly Knife
  05/16/18
Yes, this.
Lascivious thirsty giraffe skinny woman
  05/16/18
This can work if interviewing with a man but is an absolute ...
Plum bearded range main people
  05/16/18
Terrible
Vibrant azn
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I ask this every time. Gives you a chance to deflate any c...
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agree
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When they're like "so...is there anything else you'd li...
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Tripping Grizzly Knife
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as a gov't worker nearing retirement I just have this to say...
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So do I have any shot?
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we were interviewing this guy, and he said he had to go to b...
Rough-skinned cocky gaping faggot firefighter
  05/16/18
180
Tripping Grizzly Knife
  05/16/18
I did this during a google interview. Was punching above my ...
Plum bearded range main people
  05/16/18
Ouch, been there.
Disgusting Turdskin Sanctuary
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Should never have interviewed Seamus O'Connolly for Java dev...
Fuchsia parlour
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infuriating crackhouse
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Scarlet titillating meetinghouse immigrant
  05/27/18
I did this in my Skadden interview
Tantric Embarrassed To The Bone State Multi-billionaire
  05/16/18
There was one interview when I clearly should have done this...
zombie-like locale water buffalo
  05/16/18
Hahahahah
Disgusting Turdskin Sanctuary
  05/16/18
as the interviewee? you don't. just keep asking open ended ...
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You know what also works? Just making jokes. Joke after jo...
zombie-like locale water buffalo
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"I accept"
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  05/16/18
if it's your last interviewer just pretend you had something...
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after a few questions, ill thank them for addressing my bigg...
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Vibrant azn
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"anyway gotta go"
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Vibrant azn
  05/17/18
*whip off shirt, sprint out of building*
Mischievous spectacular tank
  05/16/18
"Interviewee, taking questions!"
zombie-like locale water buffalo
  05/16/18
stand up, quivering with emotion, and bellow dramatically li...
Mischievous spectacular tank
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“Well I gotta get back to my desk. I’m not supposed to be in...
Lascivious thirsty giraffe skinny woman
  05/16/18
If you have to "interview" you are doing it wrong....
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  05/16/18
DING-DING-FUCKING-DING
Hyperactive space
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so every hedge fund analyst and PE associate and VP pulling ...
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yes they will
big lake school cafeteria
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"Shit, I'm late for my experimental HIV treatment."...
beady-eyed fiercely-loyal kitchen clown
  05/16/18
ljl at the cabal of aspies on this stupid site. reading this...
Slate Orchestra Pit National Security Agency
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I don't like that last q. They always are like "uh, yo...
zombie-like locale water buffalo
  05/16/18
true it's probably not that effective when an aspie asks it
Slate Orchestra Pit National Security Agency
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I see it mentioned on a lot of job websites, but it doesn’t ...
Lascivious thirsty giraffe skinny woman
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why the fuck are you typing in chinese?
Slate Orchestra Pit National Security Agency
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tcr
zombie-like locale water buffalo
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I always ask if they have any more questions for me after I ...
Lascivious thirsty giraffe skinny woman
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Terrible
Vibrant azn
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Heady know-it-all set goal in life
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this thread made me realize how profoundly un-autistic i am ...
Mischievous spectacular tank
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It's one of those things everyone loves to share their techn...
Heady know-it-all set goal in life
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yeah and most xo poa "techniques" are straight out...
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Slate Orchestra Pit National Security Agency
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"So are we doin' this or not?" *beady eyes narr...
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Heady know-it-all set goal in life
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Hyperactive space
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*drop mic* At least I will go down as a president
contagious station pervert
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I ask them if I can do a dramatic rendition of a movie scene...
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Be an Alpha and shit on the conference table/office desk in ...
Fluffy electric furnace
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You're suspect. Yeah, you. I don't know what your reputation...
Brilliant whorehouse
  05/17/18
awesome thread
trip bistre home double fault
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*farts cum*
Sticky Office Useless Brakes
  05/23/18
no peterman, that's how you *began* the interview
henna fortuitous meteor corn cake
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clap and show them both sides of my hands like a blackjack d...
Alcoholic blathering hall patrolman
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It is always classy to end with Euro kisses on the cheek.
beady-eyed fiercely-loyal kitchen clown
  05/23/18
doesnt seem like we have a consensus here
Tripping Grizzly Knife
  05/24/18
just had another incredibly aspie end to an interview thanks...
Tripping Grizzly Knife
  05/24/18
DESCRIBE. I just had one where I interviewed with two peo...
odious mad cow disease senate
  05/24/18
idk, just asked if he had any more qs for me and then said w...
Tripping Grizzly Knife
  05/24/18
i assume you were thinking about xo in the moment? btw, s...
odious mad cow disease senate
  05/24/18
never not thinking about xo tbf
Tripping Grizzly Knife
  05/24/18
same here
odious mad cow disease senate
  05/24/18
this is fine
Vibrant azn
  05/24/18
agreed. it's natural, especially for we hyper-conscious x...
odious mad cow disease senate
  05/24/18
hope so, this job would be tight as fuck
Tripping Grizzly Knife
  05/24/18
u aren't getting the job but u ended it fine xxx
Vibrant azn
  05/24/18
ty
Tripping Grizzly Knife
  05/24/18
lol
beady-eyed fiercely-loyal kitchen clown
  05/24/18
hope you get it, man.
odious mad cow disease senate
  05/24/18
180
Tripping Grizzly Knife
  05/24/18
"Sluzhy trudovomy narodu"
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  05/27/18


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Date: May 16th, 2018 1:40 PM
Author: Tripping Grizzly Knife

like say you run out of questions. what do you do? reaffirm your interest in the job and thank for time? make up some random questions? sit in awkward silence?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36062499)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 1:41 PM
Author: poppy shaky center weed whacker

As the interviewer or the interviewee?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36062502)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 1:42 PM
Author: Tripping Grizzly Knife

interviewee

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36062507)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 1:42 PM
Author: racy vengeful associate

Tell them they'll hear from you in a few days about next steps.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36062514)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 1:43 PM
Author: Tripping Grizzly Knife

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36062516)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 1:44 PM
Author: Vibrant azn



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Date: May 16th, 2018 1:46 PM
Author: Purple hominid trust fund



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Date: May 16th, 2018 1:49 PM
Author: Pontificating soul-stirring blood rage sound barrier



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Date: May 16th, 2018 1:49 PM
Author: big lake school cafeteria



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Date: May 16th, 2018 1:51 PM
Author: adventurous theater stage round eye



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Date: May 16th, 2018 1:51 PM
Author: rambunctious voyeur



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Date: May 16th, 2018 1:52 PM
Author: beta cerebral famous landscape painting haunted graveyard



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Date: May 16th, 2018 3:04 PM
Author: infuriating crackhouse



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Date: May 16th, 2018 7:12 PM
Author: Arousing parlor mother



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Date: May 16th, 2018 9:42 PM
Author: Lascivious thirsty giraffe skinny woman



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Date: May 17th, 2018 1:33 AM
Author: Glassy indecent boltzmann



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 1:15 PM
Author: Nubile wild point



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Date: June 7th, 2018 2:03 PM
Author: Exhilarant Haunting Genital Piercing



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Date: May 16th, 2018 1:49 PM
Author: poppy shaky center weed whacker

"Look, let's be honest: In one year's time, I'll be on my path of upward ascent through the ranks of this storied institution and you'll be on a sympathy-inducing deflated balloon groundspiral involving alcoholism, a partially unwanted fourth pregnancy, and deteriorating performance reviews. In five years' time, you'll be out of here and onto some pseudo-self-fulfilling personal entrepreneurial adventure comprised of selling trinkets to mushbrains through dropshipping to iconic locales like Tuscaloosa and New Orien, and I'll be running the shop. Running. The. Shop. I'm sorry. I really am. But let's go beyond the pleasantries and formalities and just accept things for the way they are: I breathe excellence; you inhibit it. You don't have the fire in you and, if you're frank with yourself, you never have. At least not since that abandonment when you were seven. You've never recovered from that, have you Roger? You remember his last glance, don't you? It keeps you up and night; it's in your mind's eye during your waking hours. We've all been there. I'm not trying to be malicious. Consider this a friendly point of intervention smuggled into the quotidian process of interviewing for a job in a postpostmodern capitalist society on the brink. Go do something with your life. Something you're passionate about. Something that gets you out of bed in the morning and puts you on the pillow at night with a smile on your lips and gives you cherubic sun-dappled images of your family and success and meaningful life trajectory for your dreams. You weren't meant for this and never were; I was born into it. Are we done? Let me answer my own question: we're done. And, yes, I accept the position. Now get the fuck out of my new office."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36062565)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 1:49 PM
Author: Tripping Grizzly Knife



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Date: May 16th, 2018 3:14 PM
Author: exciting indirect expression menage

criminally underrated

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Date: May 16th, 2018 3:20 PM
Author: Wonderful orchid cuck filthpig



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Date: May 16th, 2018 3:25 PM
Author: irradiated greedy native



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Date: May 16th, 2018 3:26 PM
Author: Maize shivering location



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Date: May 16th, 2018 3:37 PM
Author: Frisky nofapping people who are hurt therapy



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Date: May 16th, 2018 3:47 PM
Author: Tantric Embarrassed To The Bone State Multi-billionaire

Tomorrow his breakfast will taste the best it's tasted in years.

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Date: May 16th, 2018 3:57 PM
Author: beady-eyed fiercely-loyal kitchen clown

lol

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Date: May 16th, 2018 4:19 PM
Author: Disgusting Turdskin Sanctuary



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Date: May 16th, 2018 4:50 PM
Author: Brass stain



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Date: May 16th, 2018 4:59 PM
Author: Heady know-it-all set goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36063890)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 6:08 PM
Author: Hyperactive space

welp, this made me DIAMOND HARD.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36064358)



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Date: May 17th, 2018 1:18 AM
Author: Brilliant whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36067036)



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Date: May 17th, 2018 1:51 AM
Author: trip bistre home double fault

majestic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36067105)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 9:10 PM
Author: Seedy saffron public bath circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36108168)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 1:25 PM
Author: swashbuckling self-centered rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36112236)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 1:44 PM
Author: beta cerebral famous landscape painting haunted graveyard

Never EVER run out of questions. You dont end the interview, they do.

Come in with some stock questions and discussion topics and try to drop them in as they come up. I get good results with:

Tell me about working here, how do you like it? Whats best whats not so great? Do you live nearby, how is the commute, how is traffic (also opens door to discussing neighborhoods and real eatate, always a hit); what sort ofnperson are you looking for, what are some concerns you have about job/ apllicants/ company (asking negatives about company is hit or miss, feel them out some like it and some do not).

If its in their office look for stuff that shows an jnterest and ask about it. Look up their profile and ask about anything interesting like working abroad, volunteer activities, etc. If you have similar interests always, always bring it up.

This is my 100% aspie if/then flowchart to a successful interview.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36062526)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 1:47 PM
Author: Purple hominid trust fund

Nice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36062547)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 1:48 PM
Author: blue crawly sneaky criminal stock car

cant knock it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36062559)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 1:49 PM
Author: beta cerebral famous landscape painting haunted graveyard

It really works! also be a good listener and ask follow up questions to show you paid attention to what they said. Act lkke you want your dream date to act with you over dinner. But only from a covnersational perspective.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36062573)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 2:05 PM
Author: blue crawly sneaky criminal stock car

well, i will be needing to shake the rust off soon after bar exam.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36062688)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 2:56 PM
Author: Lascivious thirsty giraffe skinny woman

I once ended an interview after running out of questions and said “thanks for your time.” I immediately regretted it and I think the interviewers were shocked. I didn’t hear back for a few weeks but just recently got a call back for a second interview. I’ll make sure not to wrap it up this time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36062970)



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Date: May 17th, 2018 3:44 AM
Author: floppy depressive principal's office

congrats

if I were interviewing someone and they did that, I'd just laugh and say "hold up there hoss, I'm not letting you out just yet!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36067205)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 3:03 PM
Author: Plum bearded range main people

Solid advice here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36063022)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 3:07 PM
Author: zombie-like locale water buffalo

I'm just going to note - she is a really good interviewer (good at getting reaches) so you should listen to her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36063055)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 3:14 PM
Author: Lascivious thirsty giraffe skinny woman

Could she do a YouTube tutorial. I’m really bad at interviewing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36063089)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 3:22 PM
Author: Vibrant azn

Lol tell me more about those compliance REACHES you dwarf fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36063148)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 3:42 PM
Author: zombie-like locale water buffalo

You seem MAF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36063300)



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Date: May 17th, 2018 3:30 AM
Author: Vibrant azn

Brother I am laughing hard at you categorizing bird brain kike cog compliance jobs like they're NESCAC schools. "oh jefferies is my safety, citi match and Goldman my reach". And then being even more retarded by thinking her one weird interview trick of babbling like a toddler has anything to do with getting said reach. Definitely not because Goldman just needs 115 IQ meat to flesh out its 500 person gargoyle squad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36067191)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 2:24 PM
Author: zombie-like locale water buffalo

None of us do bank compliance.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36112735)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 3:43 PM
Author: blue crawly sneaky criminal stock car

a job is a job. if it pays good, what's the problem, brother?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36063308)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 3:50 PM
Author: zombie-like locale water buffalo

In addition, lol @ the thought that she is sad she isn't in court or some such nonsense.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36063381)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 4:25 PM
Author: blue crawly sneaky criminal stock car

cr.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36063672)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 3:22 PM
Author: Vibrant azn

Terrible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36063142)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 3:28 PM
Author: henna fortuitous meteor corn cake

saying "never run out of questions" is way too aspie. if you start asking a bunch of questions about menial shit it becomes clear that you're stretching the interview for its own sake and it comes across as fake. the real tcr is just not to be aspie. when you ask a question it should generally start a conversation that sustains itself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36063181)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 3:32 PM
Author: Plum bearded range main people

I doubt she means asking all those questions in one interview like an aspie checking off the boxes. One question getting started about neighborhoods or real estate probably will fill 20 minutes of time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36063212)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 3:33 PM
Author: Vibrant azn

Nobody wants to go 20 minutes over talking about fucking real estate, and if you're spending 20 minutes of the actual alloted interview time talking about real estate and commutes you're doing it wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36063223)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 3:35 PM
Author: henna fortuitous meteor corn cake

cr lmao you might as well talk about the weather just to keep your ass in the seat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36063241)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 3:35 PM
Author: Plum bearded range main people

Agree nobody wants to talk about their commute

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36063245)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 3:40 PM
Author: Lascivious thirsty giraffe skinny woman

Cr about the commute. I would never ask that unless I were working in nyc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36063277)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 3:42 PM
Author: Transparent Site Preventive Strike

"wow nice white-out, where'd you get that"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36063304)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 3:55 PM
Author: Hairraiser cyan dilemma

better 2 neg them. "Office Depot brand, huh. I only use the real stuff."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36063412)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 4:08 PM
Author: Lascivious thirsty giraffe skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36063532)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 4:51 PM
Author: Vibrant azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36063839)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 4:23 PM
Author: beady-eyed fiercely-loyal kitchen clown

(Guy who has read 'How to Win Friends and Influence People')

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36063661)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 4:46 PM
Author: Lascivious thirsty giraffe skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36063790)



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Date: May 17th, 2018 1:12 AM
Author: talented fighting address

"Never EVER run out of questions."

cr. my go-to questions include,

"Where do you get your dog groomed at?"

"Can you tell I use an electric razor?"

"How long do you typically like to shower for?"

"Weren't iPods crazy?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36067026)



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Date: May 17th, 2018 2:36 AM
Author: Drab dingle berry international law enforcement agency

"So, Jews, am I right?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36067150)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 1:20 PM
Author: Hyperactive space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36112197)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 2:43 PM
Author: beady-eyed fiercely-loyal kitchen clown

lol'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36112855)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 1:42 PM
Author: Fuchsia parlour

With a weak handshake and an awkward goodbye.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36062505)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 1:42 PM
Author: Tripping Grizzly Knife

(ggtp)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36062508)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 1:42 PM
Author: Rough-skinned cocky gaping faggot firefighter

as an interviewee, i told them i wasn't interested in the job (5 minutes into an inteview)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36062506)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 1:42 PM
Author: big lake school cafeteria

alpha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36062512)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 1:42 PM
Author: Tripping Grizzly Knife

you are alpha as fuck ragnus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36062513)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 1:49 PM
Author: Purple hominid trust fund

This is tcr way to establish scarcity - make them want YOU!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36062576)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 1:50 PM
Author: Rough-skinned cocky gaping faggot firefighter

No it's a way of saving two people 15-30 minutes of their time.

in this case i changed my mind about working in SF after scheduling the interview.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36062588)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 10:57 PM
Author: onyx bbw

alpha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36066307)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 1:43 PM
Author: aromatic milky legend step-uncle's house

“Do you have any questions or concerns that I didn’t address?”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36062519)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 1:44 PM
Author: Tripping Grizzly Knife

ive seen this in articles, is it really cr? seems so awkward

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36062524)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 2:57 PM
Author: Lascivious thirsty giraffe skinny woman

Yes, this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36062983)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 3:00 PM
Author: Plum bearded range main people

This can work if interviewing with a man but is an absolute ding if interviewing with a woman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36063005)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 3:01 PM
Author: Vibrant azn

Terrible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36063006)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 4:49 PM
Author: rusted bull headed boistinker stead

I ask this every time. Gives you a chance to deflate any concerns they have that they may not otherwise tell you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36063805)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 5:41 PM
Author: lavender aphrodisiac gas station hissy fit

agree

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36064132)



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Date: May 17th, 2018 3:31 AM
Author: Vibrant azn

It's a really bad idea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36067192)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 1:44 PM
Author: thriller doctorate market

Sooo, how much would I get paid, if you don't mind my asking?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36062527)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 1:45 PM
Author: Stirring vermilion pit

fuck my ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36062530)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 1:50 PM
Author: Tripping Grizzly Knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36062583)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 2:04 PM
Author: poppy shaky center weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36062681)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 10:57 PM
Author: onyx bbw



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36066313)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 1:45 PM
Author: Concupiscible maroon church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36062531)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 1:55 PM
Author: Purple hominid trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36062627)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 2:58 PM
Author: Lascivious thirsty giraffe skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36062989)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 3:25 PM
Author: irradiated greedy native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36063164)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 3:56 PM
Author: Hairraiser cyan dilemma

not flame we had a 2L do this during callbacks. Mom drove her and sat in our reception area while she interviewed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36063425)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 5:43 PM
Author: Dashing Flesh Cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36064140)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 6:10 PM
Author: Hyperactive space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36064370)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 10:25 PM
Author: zombie-like locale water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36066047)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 12:56 PM
Author: beady-eyed fiercely-loyal kitchen clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36112042)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 1:45 PM
Author: Maize shivering location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36062535)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 1:45 PM
Author: Purple hominid trust fund

"I have to return some video tapes."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36062539)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 1:46 PM
Author: Rough-skinned cocky gaping faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36062541)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 3:05 PM
Author: infuriating crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36063039)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 3:08 PM
Author: zombie-like locale water buffalo

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36063058)



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Date: May 17th, 2018 1:16 AM
Author: talented fighting address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36067031)



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Date: May 17th, 2018 1:21 AM
Author: Brilliant whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36067048)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 1:45 PM
Author: Fuchsia parlour

When they're like "so...is there anything else you'd like us to know about you" I'm always tempted to say "I'm gay"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36062540)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 1:50 PM
Author: Tripping Grizzly Knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36062584)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 5:01 PM
Author: Heady know-it-all set goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36063904)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 6:10 PM
Author: Hyperactive space

"How gay?" The Partner said as he reached for his zipper.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36064374)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 7:11 PM
Author: Vibrant azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36064745)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 10:58 PM
Author: onyx bbw

lmao dying tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36066324)



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Date: May 17th, 2018 1:16 AM
Author: talented fighting address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36067032)



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Date: May 17th, 2018 1:21 AM
Author: Brilliant whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36067049)



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Date: May 27th, 2018 5:59 AM
Author: Ivory internet-worthy liquid oxygen ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36134988)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 1:47 PM
Author: Pungent bawdyhouse

jfc just give up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36062551)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 1:48 PM
Author: Plum bearded range main people

The advice ive been given is you need to fill up the space as its your job always to not make the interview awkward. Dont rely on the other person even though it kind of makes sense that it should be their job since theyre the host. If they have to put any effort in trying during the interview theyre going to ding you. Id just start bsing personal shit like sports, life Outside work, hobbies. Let the other person eventually end it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36062553)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 1:51 PM
Author: Tripping Grizzly Knife

lol i can easily see a betacuck lawnerd letting this go on for hours and thinking he has a new friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36062593)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 1:54 PM
Author: Plum bearded range main people

People usually have somewhere else to be and will end it on time. If it goes on and on and youre a typical xo poaster it probably isnt the type of place you want to work at or person you want to work with

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36062614)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 2:17 PM
Author: Maize shivering location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36062753)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 1:49 PM
Author: Violet comical garrison

"out of curiosity, is this office within 1000 feet of a school or daycare?"



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36062568)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 6:11 PM
Author: Hyperactive space

*drops pen*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36064380)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 11:00 PM
Author: onyx bbw



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36066341)



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Date: May 17th, 2018 1:21 AM
Author: Brilliant whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36067050)



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Date: May 17th, 2018 1:24 AM
Author: stimulating irate base

*autotuned wheezing and shouts of "Will you please fucking put that away? THANK YOU" overheard in office down the hall*

"Ye- NO. Of course. Of course not."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36067057)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 1:20 PM
Author: Hyperactive space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36112206)



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Date: May 17th, 2018 1:52 AM
Author: trip bistre home double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36067107)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 12:56 PM
Author: beady-eyed fiercely-loyal kitchen clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36112039)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 1:28 PM
Author: swashbuckling self-centered rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36112260)



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Date: May 27th, 2018 6:30 AM
Author: bossy cracking heaven reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36135001)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 1:58 PM
Author: Azure galvanic piazza

"please hire me, I'm depressed and hoping this job will help me turn it around. Thank"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36062643)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 2:01 PM
Author: poppy shaky center weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36062661)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 2:00 PM
Author: Curious bisexual potus theatre

as a gov't worker nearing retirement I just have this to say:

Ha ha ha ha Ha ha ha ha Ha ha ha ha Ha ha ha ha Ha ha ha ha Ha ha ha ha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36062657)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 2:06 PM
Author: At-the-ready sadistic hell psychic

So do I have any shot?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36062698)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 2:07 PM
Author: Rough-skinned cocky gaping faggot firefighter

we were interviewing this guy, and he said he had to go to bathroom, then we never seen him again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36062703)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 2:07 PM
Author: Tripping Grizzly Knife

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36062706)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 2:53 PM
Author: Plum bearded range main people

I did this during a google interview. Was punching above my weight class and the hypotheticals seemed like foreign language

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36062949)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 4:22 PM
Author: Disgusting Turdskin Sanctuary

Ouch, been there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36063648)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 3:03 PM
Author: Fuchsia parlour

Should never have interviewed Seamus O'Connolly for Java developer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36063020)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 3:06 PM
Author: infuriating crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36063044)



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Date: May 27th, 2018 6:42 AM
Author: Scarlet titillating meetinghouse immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36135005)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 3:48 PM
Author: Tantric Embarrassed To The Bone State Multi-billionaire

I did this in my Skadden interview

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36063356)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 3:56 PM
Author: zombie-like locale water buffalo

There was one interview when I clearly should have done this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36063431)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 4:22 PM
Author: Disgusting Turdskin Sanctuary

Hahahahah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36063646)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 2:59 PM
Author: insecure magenta chad foreskin

as the interviewee? you don't. just keep asking open ended questions that get the interviewer talking and nod and smile like an idiot as you pretend to listen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36062998)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 3:58 PM
Author: zombie-like locale water buffalo

You know what also works? Just making jokes. Joke after joke until they have to go somewhere...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36063450)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 3:07 PM
Author: Chartreuse cuckoldry

"I accept"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36063053)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 3:07 PM
Author: laughsome white stag film mad-dog skullcap

if it's your last interviewer just pretend you had something scheduled after the round of interviews and now have to go to it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36063054)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 3:09 PM
Author: buff fear-inspiring stage newt

after a few questions, ill thank them for addressing my biggest questions and emphasize my enthusiasm for the role. its natural and not forced. this mostly happens when i raped the interview and the interviewer isnt rushing to wrap things up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36063060)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 3:37 PM
Author: Vibrant azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36063261)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 3:48 PM
Author: big lake school cafeteria

"anyway gotta go"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36063360)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 11:06 PM
Author: onyx bbw



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36066400)



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Date: May 17th, 2018 3:33 AM
Author: Vibrant azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36067196)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 3:50 PM
Author: Mischievous spectacular tank

*whip off shirt, sprint out of building*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36063383)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 3:51 PM
Author: zombie-like locale water buffalo

"Interviewee, taking questions!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36063389)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 3:58 PM
Author: Mischievous spectacular tank

stand up, quivering with emotion, and bellow dramatically like a Shakespearian actor:

"This.... this grotesque FARCE... is OVVVVVVVVVVVVVVER."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36063446)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 4:15 PM
Author: Lascivious thirsty giraffe skinny woman

“Well I gotta get back to my desk. I’m not supposed to be interviewing during work hours hehe.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36063588)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 4:17 PM
Author: Aquamarine histrionic institution organic girlfriend

If you have to "interview" you are doing it wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36063609)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 6:13 PM
Author: Hyperactive space

DING-DING-FUCKING-DING

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36064391)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 6:20 PM
Author: buff fear-inspiring stage newt

so every hedge fund analyst and PE associate and VP pulling in 10x more than you would be stunned to learn they did it wrong

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36064428)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 6:35 PM
Author: big lake school cafeteria

yes they will

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36064490)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 4:25 PM
Author: beady-eyed fiercely-loyal kitchen clown

"Shit, I'm late for my experimental HIV treatment."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36063679)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 4:29 PM
Author: Slate Orchestra Pit National Security Agency

ljl at the cabal of aspies on this stupid site. reading this thread is painful.

when you run out of questions, you ask if they have any questions for you, and when they're done, you ask if they have any reservations about your fit or ability to do the job

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36063701)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 4:33 PM
Author: zombie-like locale water buffalo

I don't like that last q. They always are like "uh, you seem knowledgeable but... um, there's the whole fit and personality thing... We'll be in touch and good luck." Sometimes they mention sandpaper for some reason. I always ask "fit into what" but never get an answer.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36063723)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 4:40 PM
Author: Slate Orchestra Pit National Security Agency

true it's probably not that effective when an aspie asks it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36063760)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 4:48 PM
Author: Lascivious thirsty giraffe skinny woman

I see it mentioned on a lot of job websites, but it doesn’t seem very effective in practice, and most people should avoid it. You don’t want the interviewer to be brainstorming ways that you wouldn’t be a good fit. You want them to focus on your positive attributes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36063800)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 5:41 PM
Author: Slate Orchestra Pit National Security Agency

why the fuck are you typing in chinese?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36064137)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 9:59 PM
Author: zombie-like locale water buffalo

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36065814)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 4:46 PM
Author: Lascivious thirsty giraffe skinny woman

I always ask if they have any more questions for me after I finish asking like 3 questions. More than 3 questions for a phone interview seems like overkill imo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36063787)



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Date: May 17th, 2018 3:32 AM
Author: Vibrant azn

Terrible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36067194)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 5:04 PM
Author: Heady know-it-all set goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36063922)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 5:39 PM
Author: Mischievous spectacular tank

this thread made me realize how profoundly un-autistic i am compared to everyone else here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36064120)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 5:40 PM
Author: Heady know-it-all set goal in life

It's one of those things everyone loves to share their technique, you really get an insight into the minds of posters you've posted alongside for years, from a really different angle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36064126)



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Date: May 17th, 2018 1:29 AM
Author: chest-beating mint resort scourge upon the earth

yeah and most xo poa "techniques" are straight out of crimelibrary's serial killer profiles/DSM IV's severe autism criteria

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36067066)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 5:41 PM
Author: Slate Orchestra Pit National Security Agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36064131)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 10:01 PM
Author: Seedy saffron public bath circlehead

"So are we doin' this or not?"

*beady eyes narrow*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36065837)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 10:31 PM
Author: Heady know-it-all set goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36066110)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 1:21 PM
Author: Hyperactive space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36112211)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 11:03 PM
Author: contagious station pervert

*drop mic*

At least I will go down as a president

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36066369)



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Date: May 17th, 2018 1:25 AM
Author: Orange plaza striped hyena

I ask them if I can do a dramatic rendition of a movie scene. They almost never say no.

After that, I have a few go-to's. From Glengarry Glen Ross, Robocop, Pulp Fiction, Shawshank Redemption, Requiem for a Dream, Kids, and this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q_W4Gi5h9P8

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36067060)



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Date: May 17th, 2018 1:30 AM
Author: Fluffy electric furnace

Be an Alpha and shit on the conference table/office desk in front of the interviewer(s) when you are done. Leave your mark.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36067070)



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Date: May 17th, 2018 1:38 AM
Author: Brilliant whorehouse

You're suspect. Yeah, you. I don't know what your reputation is in this town, but after the shit you tried to pull today, you can bet I'll be looking into you. Now the business we have here to for you can speak with my aforementioned attorney. Good day gentlemen and until that day comes, keep your ear to the grindstone.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36067082)



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Date: May 17th, 2018 1:55 AM
Author: trip bistre home double fault

awesome thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36067110)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 1:20 PM
Author: Sticky Office Useless Brakes

*farts cum*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36112201)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 2:25 PM
Author: henna fortuitous meteor corn cake

no peterman, that's how you *began* the interview

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36112741)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 1:24 PM
Author: Alcoholic blathering hall patrolman

clap and show them both sides of my hands like a blackjack dealer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36112228)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 2:44 PM
Author: beady-eyed fiercely-loyal kitchen clown

It is always classy to end with Euro kisses on the cheek.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36112862)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 2:13 AM
Author: Tripping Grizzly Knife

doesnt seem like we have a consensus here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36117012)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 10:11 AM
Author: Tripping Grizzly Knife

just had another incredibly aspie end to an interview thanks xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36117915)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 10:16 AM
Author: odious mad cow disease senate

DESCRIBE.

I just had one where I interviewed with two people separately. They both, at the end, asked if I had any questions. After I asked two questions of each, both made it subtly clear they really didn't want any more questions (first one: "anything else?" while putting away her paperwork and getting ready to stand up; second one: closes her folder, says, "well, we plan on making a decision pretty soon; here's my card.").

i actually kind of liked it, in the sense that it was they weren't looking to see what kind of bullshit questions you had prepared, which differs from the majority of interviews i've had in my life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36117957)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 10:17 AM
Author: Tripping Grizzly Knife

idk, just asked if he had any more qs for me and then said wow sounds like a really great position, thanks for your time. sounded like a spaz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36117968)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 10:24 AM
Author: odious mad cow disease senate

i assume you were thinking about xo in the moment?

btw, should have asked him who is his favorite obscure 90s baseball player.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36118038)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 10:25 AM
Author: Tripping Grizzly Knife

never not thinking about xo tbf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36118051)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 10:29 AM
Author: odious mad cow disease senate

same here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36118075)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 10:25 AM
Author: Vibrant azn

this is fine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36118049)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 10:31 AM
Author: odious mad cow disease senate

agreed.

it's natural, especially for we hyper-conscious xo types, to obsess over everything that could have gone better or we could have done differently in job interviews after they are over.

we forget, though, how awful so many people are at interviews. it's pretty unlikely the competition had perfect interviews, either.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36118084)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 10:32 AM
Author: Tripping Grizzly Knife

hope so, this job would be tight as fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36118103)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 10:33 AM
Author: Vibrant azn

u aren't getting the job but u ended it fine xxx

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36118108)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 10:33 AM
Author: Tripping Grizzly Knife

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36118114)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 12:42 PM
Author: beady-eyed fiercely-loyal kitchen clown

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36119158)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 10:34 AM
Author: odious mad cow disease senate

hope you get it, man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36118124)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 10:35 AM
Author: Tripping Grizzly Knife

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36118129)



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Date: May 27th, 2018 7:28 AM
Author: gold jew

"Sluzhy trudovomy narodu"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36135025)