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Law student with $285k in debt fails bar exam for 6th time.

https://www.azcentral.com/story/news/local/arizona-education...
dashing heaven
  05/16/18
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dashing heaven
  05/16/18
LOL
Titillating Pale Pistol
  05/16/18
He's only 33
big-titted range
  05/16/18
That's the 400 pound hacker lying on his bed that Trump was ...
Deep pea-brained library round eye
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Self-absorbed motley therapy
  05/20/18
tctp?
Slimy sandwich
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http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/abbybutcher_769...
Cerise Step-uncle's House
  05/16/18
JFC
Unholy casino
  05/20/18
holy shit
crawly bat shit crazy weed whacker
  05/16/18
in all seriousness, most depressing story i've read in a whi...
adventurous mexican partner
  05/16/18
Yeah. Even if its a -stein, i cant help but feel sad for him
Laughsome locus mood
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Thriller keepsake machete
  05/16/18
that fact that he is Jewish somehow makes this even worse
Slimy sandwich
  05/16/18
Estimate his LSAT
Costumed razzmatazz marketing idea place of business
  05/16/18
Sub 140. By the way: Law School Completely Wrecks Stat...
dashing heaven
  05/16/18
dude is 33? Looks 55
sienna violent site
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In all serious he’s better off
judgmental canary hospital
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""The bar examination is passable," Arizona S...
Thirsty degenerate
  05/16/18
This is the conservative fork of the intelligence lie. No...
dashing heaven
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Self-absorbed motley therapy
  05/20/18
"His plight captured the attention of a husband and wif...
Thirsty degenerate
  05/16/18
It is the right of every Jew to become a lawyer
Cruel-hearted principal's office
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Self-absorbed motley therapy
  05/20/18
Just PAYE
Titillating Pale Pistol
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Thriller keepsake machete
  05/16/18
Samuel Goldstein
mahogany arrogant regret mother
  05/16/18
is the california bar exam really that difficult?
henna half-breed sneaky criminal
  05/16/18
i think it has the highest minimum scaled passing score in t...
Self-absorbed motley therapy
  05/20/18
It used to be a 3-day mind fucking exam, but apparently it's...
Fishy friendly grandma people who are hurt
  05/20/18
cruel outing friend of mine has an older brother who fail...
peach party of the first part stage
  05/16/18
Isn't NYULS a Top 6? How does someone fail the bar from ther...
crawly bat shit crazy weed whacker
  05/16/18
NEW YORK LAW SCHOOL, not NYU EDIT: can't tell if i'm bei...
peach party of the first part stage
  05/16/18
lmao
crawly bat shit crazy weed whacker
  05/16/18
lmao
Unholy casino
  05/20/18
Even if he passes, who's going to hire this guy?
Sepia yarmulke
  05/16/18
you needn't worry about (((that)))
Slimy sandwich
  05/16/18
What does practicing federal law entail?
exhilarant school cafeteria
  05/16/18
That is one dumb jew
Charismatic tanning salon
  05/16/18
Gots dat grit.
dashing heaven
  05/20/18
Guess how many XO accounts he has
180 awkward national trump supporter
  05/20/18
odds he still gets biglaw/bigfinance jerb?
arousing haunted graveyard bawdyhouse
  05/20/18
kind of a positive story in a way. you have a guy here whose...
vibrant nofapping senate clown
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Titillating Pale Pistol
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Cerise Step-uncle's House
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Jewish religious communities (like most other religious comm...
hairraiser indian lodge nibblets
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cheese-eating knife point
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Slimy sandwich
  05/20/18
Goldstein to us: Kill yourselfs
house-broken mad-dog skullcap
  05/20/18
he probably can get a disability exception for unlimited tim...
Self-absorbed motley therapy
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Date: May 16th, 2018 6:41 PM
Author: dashing heaven

https://www.azcentral.com/story/news/local/arizona-education/2018/05/16/arizona-summit-law-school-graduate-samuel-goldstein-ass-fucked-by-bar-exam-6-times-keeps-trying/604029002/

(That should be "law grad.")

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978585&forum_id=2#36064530)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 6:42 PM
Author: dashing heaven

Photo: https://files.catbox.moe/d39qh5.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978585&forum_id=2#36064546)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 6:46 PM
Author: Titillating Pale Pistol

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978585&forum_id=2#36064582)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 6:48 PM
Author: big-titted range

He's only 33

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978585&forum_id=2#36064594)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 6:52 PM
Author: Deep pea-brained library round eye

That's the 400 pound hacker lying on his bed that Trump was talking about

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978585&forum_id=2#36064624)



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Date: May 20th, 2018 9:47 AM
Author: Self-absorbed motley therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978585&forum_id=2#36089308)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 7:42 PM
Author: Slimy sandwich

tctp?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978585&forum_id=2#36064970)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 8:21 PM
Author: Cerise Step-uncle's House

http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/abbybutcher_7691.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978585&forum_id=2#36065184)



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Date: May 20th, 2018 10:02 AM
Author: Unholy casino

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978585&forum_id=2#36089355)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 6:42 PM
Author: crawly bat shit crazy weed whacker

holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978585&forum_id=2#36064539)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 6:43 PM
Author: adventurous mexican partner

in all seriousness, most depressing story i've read in a while.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978585&forum_id=2#36064550)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 6:45 PM
Author: Laughsome locus mood

Yeah. Even if its a -stein, i cant help but feel sad for him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978585&forum_id=2#36064574)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 6:46 PM
Author: Thriller keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978585&forum_id=2#36064585)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 7:47 PM
Author: Slimy sandwich

that fact that he is Jewish somehow makes this even worse

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978585&forum_id=2#36065007)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 6:44 PM
Author: Costumed razzmatazz marketing idea place of business

Estimate his LSAT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978585&forum_id=2#36064555)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 6:45 PM
Author: dashing heaven

Sub 140.

By the way:

Law School Completely Wrecks State’s Bar Exam Pass Rate, As Usual

This law school's overall passage rate was 19.8 percent.

https://abovethelaw.com/2018/05/law-school-completely-wrecks-states-bar-exam-pass-rate-as-usual/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978585&forum_id=2#36064571)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 6:44 PM
Author: sienna violent site

dude is 33? Looks 55

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978585&forum_id=2#36064559)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 6:45 PM
Author: judgmental canary hospital

In all serious he’s better off

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978585&forum_id=2#36064563)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 6:45 PM
Author: Thirsty degenerate

""The bar examination is passable," Arizona Summit President Don Lively said. "The key determinants are grit, stamina and dedicated study.""

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978585&forum_id=2#36064564)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 6:48 PM
Author: dashing heaven

This is the conservative fork of the intelligence lie.

No, fuck head, some people just aren't smart enough to do some things, regardless of the amount of good faith, well targeted effort they give.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978585&forum_id=2#36064597)



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Date: May 20th, 2018 9:48 AM
Author: Self-absorbed motley therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978585&forum_id=2#36089314)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 6:46 PM
Author: Thirsty degenerate

"His plight captured the attention of a husband and wife who attend his synagogue in the Los Angeles area. He said they surprised him by giving him $1,200 toward travel expenses so he can take the exam again in July in Illinois."

Birthright extends to the bar exam, too?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978585&forum_id=2#36064579)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 6:49 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted principal's office

It is the right of every Jew to become a lawyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978585&forum_id=2#36064602)



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Date: May 20th, 2018 9:48 AM
Author: Self-absorbed motley therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978585&forum_id=2#36089316)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 6:46 PM
Author: Titillating Pale Pistol

Just PAYE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978585&forum_id=2#36064583)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 6:48 PM
Author: Thriller keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978585&forum_id=2#36064595)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 6:50 PM
Author: mahogany arrogant regret mother

Samuel Goldstein

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978585&forum_id=2#36064610)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 6:50 PM
Author: henna half-breed sneaky criminal

is the california bar exam really that difficult?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978585&forum_id=2#36064613)



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Date: May 20th, 2018 9:49 AM
Author: Self-absorbed motley therapy

i think it has the highest minimum scaled passing score in the country, along with delaware.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978585&forum_id=2#36089321)



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Date: May 20th, 2018 9:55 AM
Author: Fishy friendly grandma people who are hurt

It used to be a 3-day mind fucking exam, but apparently it's 2 days now. By the third day, you just want to killself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978585&forum_id=2#36089341)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 6:51 PM
Author: peach party of the first part stage

cruel outing

friend of mine has an older brother who failed the NYS bar like five or so times after going to NYLS. he's a really fun, personable guy with drinking/drug issues. likely manic/depressive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978585&forum_id=2#36064620)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 6:53 PM
Author: crawly bat shit crazy weed whacker

Isn't NYULS a Top 6? How does someone fail the bar from there? URM?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978585&forum_id=2#36064634)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 6:55 PM
Author: peach party of the first part stage

NEW YORK LAW SCHOOL, not NYU

EDIT: can't tell if i'm being penn state ivy league trolled

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978585&forum_id=2#36064642)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 6:58 PM
Author: crawly bat shit crazy weed whacker

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978585&forum_id=2#36064674)



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Date: May 20th, 2018 10:05 AM
Author: Unholy casino

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978585&forum_id=2#36089369)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 7:23 PM
Author: Sepia yarmulke

Even if he passes, who's going to hire this guy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978585&forum_id=2#36064836)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 7:48 PM
Author: Slimy sandwich

you needn't worry about (((that)))

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978585&forum_id=2#36065013)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 7:34 PM
Author: exhilarant school cafeteria

What does practicing federal law entail?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978585&forum_id=2#36064909)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 9:12 PM
Author: Charismatic tanning salon

That is one dumb jew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978585&forum_id=2#36065486)



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Date: May 20th, 2018 12:26 AM
Author: dashing heaven

Gots dat grit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978585&forum_id=2#36088285)



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Date: May 20th, 2018 12:27 AM
Author: 180 awkward national trump supporter

Guess how many XO accounts he has

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978585&forum_id=2#36088290)



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Date: May 20th, 2018 12:31 AM
Author: arousing haunted graveyard bawdyhouse

odds he still gets biglaw/bigfinance jerb?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978585&forum_id=2#36088310)



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Date: May 20th, 2018 12:35 AM
Author: vibrant nofapping senate clown

kind of a positive story in a way. you have a guy here whose professional life is a trainwreck. He has nearly $300k in student loan debt, which he could not pay on a 200 year plan, and he is going to fail the bar a 7th time. He is in his mid-30s and hasn't started any type of career and never will.

xo poasters ask if they should kill themselves if they haven't amassed $200k by 25. but look at goldstein: he is well fed, clothed, has a support group (synagogue), and the article mentions his friends. He is probably mentally in a better place than a lot of posters. and modern america just doesn't let you starve to death on the street. His life, overall, is pretty good if he can psychologically distance himself from the debt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978585&forum_id=2#36088330)



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Date: May 20th, 2018 12:53 AM
Author: Titillating Pale Pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978585&forum_id=2#36088415)



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Date: May 20th, 2018 2:15 AM
Author: Cerise Step-uncle's House



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978585&forum_id=2#36088689)



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Date: May 20th, 2018 2:45 AM
Author: hairraiser indian lodge nibblets

Jewish religious communities (like most other religious communities) also have trouble attracting men interested in being involved, leading to a lot of religious women who can't find a religious man to pair off with. Coupled with fertility timing issues, his stock is a lot higher than you might think based on the photos. If he finally gets lucky this time and passes, overly innocent women who mistakenly think that "Lawyer" = "Money" might be competing for him.

XO Poaster: Dinged by bumble 5.

It's just another example of an idea that has been stated various times/ways but in English: "The world is a comedy to those that think; a tragedy to those that feel."

Our profiled friend doesn't understand that quote, how it applies to this situation, or in all likelihood how difficult it can be to accurately cite the first person who articulated an idea. But virtuous women are going to be competing over him sooner than you might think, so I guess the joke is fucking on us. And by us I mean me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978585&forum_id=2#36088751)



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Date: May 20th, 2018 9:59 AM
Author: cheese-eating knife point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978585&forum_id=2#36089351)



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Date: May 20th, 2018 9:46 AM
Author: Slimy sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978585&forum_id=2#36089302)



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Date: May 20th, 2018 9:48 AM
Author: house-broken mad-dog skullcap

Goldstein to us: Kill yourselfs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978585&forum_id=2#36089317)



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Date: May 20th, 2018 9:51 AM
Author: Self-absorbed motley therapy

he probably can get a disability exception for unlimited time. those cross-eyes can't make reading the questions easy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978585&forum_id=2#36089327)



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Date: May 20th, 2018 8:27 PM
Author: hairraiser indian lodge nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978585&forum_id=2#36092719)