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Improved exercise + diet in part to motivate wife - now in best shape of my life

Started eating better, taking bullshit apple cider vinegar i...
Lascivious Church Building
  05/17/18
Good job on improving yourself. Very easy to get fat and unh...
Lemon international law enforcement agency
  05/17/18
Also explain the vinegar. You take a shot? Why?
Lemon international law enforcement agency
  05/17/18
no I pour 2 tablespoons (1 oz) of vinegar into 8-10 oz of wa...
Lascivious Church Building
  05/17/18
do you eat anything for breakfast and/or lunch?
drab bossy volcanic crater national
  05/17/18
no breakfast, a normal unhealthy lunch, and a smallish healt...
Lascivious Church Building
  05/17/18
Lol so your biggest meal of the day is unhealthy?
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if I ate healthy meals all the time and stopped getting ston...
Lascivious Church Building
  05/18/18
180. How out of shape has your wife gotten? Have you bro...
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  05/17/18
she hasn't really gotten out of shape. maybe 6-7 pounds sin...
Lascivious Church Building
  05/17/18
No reason for her to get in shape if she’s getting knocked u...
big chapel factory reset button
  05/18/18
Tell us more about this apple cider vinegar And stop smok...
bateful location
  05/17/18
pot helps me sleep and is superior to drinking every night w...
Lascivious Church Building
  05/17/18
Both are trash
crusty incel pozpig
  05/18/18
(substance abuser)
Plum exhilarant nowag shitlib
  05/18/18
How strong were you at your strongest, what age was that and...
Razzle brindle lay police squad
  05/17/18
my strongest ever squat was 405, DL was 500 and bench was 31...
Lascivious Church Building
  05/17/18
earl, I'm gunning for a sub 19 minute 5k time this summer. W...
Slate hall mother
  05/17/18
my PR 5K was 20:08 about 5 years ago. I ran one in 20:20 la...
Lascivious Church Building
  05/17/18
okay I need to make sure I beat you since we are similar hei...
Slate hall mother
  05/17/18
If you're really running 5 reps of 6 minute mile "warm ...
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  05/18/18
Theory: running is painful and terrible because it bad. Eati...
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  05/17/18
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Theory: I will fucking murder you
Slate hall mother
  05/17/18
Running is great for the cardiovascular system which makes f...
Dashing selfie
  05/17/18
Wrong paradigm. We want to avoid having our endothelium atro...
concupiscible trailer park skinny woman
  05/17/18
you've seen me, do I look like shit? I also don't run more ...
Lascivious Church Building
  05/17/18
You're totally chiseled I came.
concupiscible trailer park skinny woman
  05/17/18
lol, never change
Low-t Station Rigor
  05/17/18
Never understood people who enjoyed running. Sprints and/or ...
Histrionic Principal's Office
  05/18/18
I call bullshit on your lifting #'s, but still 180 overall.
Grizzly Spectacular Range Faggot Firefighter
  05/17/18
IMPRESSIVE STATS EARL
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lol fatty
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  05/17/18
(twink)
bearded area lettuce
  05/17/18
I'm ripped, faggot.
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  05/17/18
doubtful
bearded area lettuce
  05/17/18
Good job, earl. You still do mostly low rep work?
Stirring famous landscape painting
  05/17/18
yeah still three sets of five for everything.
Lascivious Church Building
  05/18/18
What are your daily macros
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you have 180 genes
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i acknowledge that I am very lucky in that regard. No glass...
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  05/18/18
honestly, if i could get laid as much as i do without liftin...
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  05/17/18
This thread is now about nyuug
bateful location
  05/17/18
lifting is a means to an end. lifting -> pussy while a...
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  05/18/18
if you ever get a real job in an office environment you will...
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  05/18/18
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Slate hall mother
  05/18/18
By the way, I did 18 good form pull ups today AFTER dead lif...
Lascivious Church Building
  05/18/18
what kind of candy?
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  05/18/18
u: dieting for her. her: eating for darnell.
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has shaming your wife into getting in shape like this ever w...
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it gets the guy in great shape. so...yeah?
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never.
Lascivious Church Building
  05/18/18
earl, where do you work out and how much do you pay for the ...
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  05/18/18
24 hr fitness. I pay $100 per YEAR.
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  05/18/18
Have you ever been to equinox?
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I thought about doing a tour, but lol - I am not paying $300...
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but isnt 24 hour fitness super packed all the time? esp comp...
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not sure, I have never been to equinox. 24 is annoyingly cr...
Lascivious Church Building
  05/23/18
what's your mile time? if you're busting out 400s at 12mph, ...
Hideous hell
  05/18/18
If he's running 5xmile at 6 mins then 200m jogging rest and ...
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  05/18/18
5x400 at 75 with 200m jog is quite nearly sub-5 territory. a...
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...
Slate hall mother
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Sorry I am not running the mile warm up X 5. I am running a...
Lascivious Church Building
  05/18/18
LJL who fucking cares about mile times man
bearded area lettuce
  05/18/18
isn't he 6'4? I'm calling bs on a 32" waist. My body...
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earl is a golden god
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sup pradeep
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sup
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what are you thoughts on non-running forms of cardio, eg row...
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The best exercise is the kind you actually do, so do what yo...
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Shit you make me want to stop drinking and start smoking
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XO fitness threads are always good for lols
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do you drink? make sure to slap her ass when having sex. ...
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earl definitely was downing beers at the xo meet up
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does candy have a big dick
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I taste the rainbow.
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  05/18/18
should we all get on this vinegar tip?
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  05/18/18
I want to try now
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me too
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Date: May 17th, 2018 6:42 PM
Author: Lascivious Church Building

Started eating better, taking bullshit apple cider vinegar in the morning, and running about 8 weeks ago before a trip to Hawaii with my wife. Kept it up after the trip.

Went from 213 to 200 pounds. Had to buy 32 waist jeans for the first time since 11th grade.

I can still squat 315 and DL 405 for reps. Benching 245 and OHP 155 for reps. Can do around 18-19 pull ups.

And I can run forever without getting tired. Run a warm up mile between 9.5 and 10 mph and then run HIIT at 12 mph for 400 meters followed by a 5 mph quick walk for 200 meters. Repeat 5 times.

Feeling great, can play basketball hard without getting winded, look better and actually lost some body fat. Blood pressure and resting pulse went down a little too.

Wife used the treadmill twice I think and gives me dirty looks when I don't want dessert.

By the way this bullshit apple cider vinegar does seem to suppress carb cravings to some extent. I have no cut out carbs (in fact I still eat candy at night while high) but it's maybe helped me cut total carbs by 50% maybe without any other changes in lifestyle or missing it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3979602&forum_id=2#36072254)



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Date: May 17th, 2018 6:43 PM
Author: Lemon international law enforcement agency

Good job on improving yourself. Very easy to get fat and unhealthy past thirty. Especially working a lot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3979602&forum_id=2#36072262)



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Date: May 17th, 2018 6:43 PM
Author: Lemon international law enforcement agency

Also explain the vinegar. You take a shot? Why?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3979602&forum_id=2#36072268)



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Date: May 17th, 2018 6:51 PM
Author: Lascivious Church Building

no I pour 2 tablespoons (1 oz) of vinegar into 8-10 oz of water. This effectively reduces the pH from 3.5 to 4.5 which turns it from pretty acidic to basically sprite. I water it down to avoid possible damage to my teeth and esophagus from repeated ingestion of acid.

I have no idea what it does, or how it does it. It may be all bro science in my head, but I do feel that I have no carb cravings at least until 4 pm or so when I take vinegar in the morning. It may have other health benefits, but I got into the habit of it and it hasn't hurt.

I don't want to push it like I push fiber, cause it might very well be bullshit - but for whatever reason it has accompanied positive change in how I look and feel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3979602&forum_id=2#36072334)



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Date: May 17th, 2018 7:01 PM
Author: drab bossy volcanic crater national

do you eat anything for breakfast and/or lunch?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3979602&forum_id=2#36072449)



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Date: May 17th, 2018 8:53 PM
Author: Lascivious Church Building

no breakfast, a normal unhealthy lunch, and a smallish healthy dinner (with wife)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3979602&forum_id=2#36073274)



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Date: May 17th, 2018 8:54 PM
Author: exciting yellow abode travel guidebook

Lol so your biggest meal of the day is unhealthy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3979602&forum_id=2#36073278)



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Date: May 18th, 2018 1:29 AM
Author: Lascivious Church Building

if I ate healthy meals all the time and stopped getting stoned and eating candy at night I would lose 20 pounds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3979602&forum_id=2#36075079)



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Date: May 17th, 2018 6:44 PM
Author: Massive Gas Station Trust Fund

180.

How out of shape has your wife gotten? Have you broached the subject with her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3979602&forum_id=2#36072273)



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Date: May 17th, 2018 6:56 PM
Author: Lascivious Church Building

she hasn't really gotten out of shape. maybe 6-7 pounds since we met 6 years ago - but she eats too many sweets (so do i) and does not exercise enough. Her mom is also overweight so while she looks totally fine now, I don't want it to be an okay habit of gaining 1-2 pounds every year forever and next thing you know you are 50 and fat with diabeetus and can't come hiking with me.

Its a sensitive subject for any woman and hard to broach without seeming like a shithead. Also the fact that I am blessed with an exceptional natural metabolism and love candy doesn't help because I can't just remove all shitty food from the house.

I just want to avoid the inevitable yearly weight gain plys 7-10 pounds with each kid if we have kids. She has a small frame so she cant gain 20 pounds like NBD.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3979602&forum_id=2#36072377)



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Date: May 18th, 2018 12:05 PM
Author: big chapel factory reset button

No reason for her to get in shape if she’s getting knocked up soon...speaking of which, you’re turning 40 soon so no more stalling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3979602&forum_id=2#36077136)



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Date: May 17th, 2018 6:44 PM
Author: bateful location

Tell us more about this apple cider vinegar

And stop smoking pot you degenerate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3979602&forum_id=2#36072276)



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Date: May 17th, 2018 6:56 PM
Author: Lascivious Church Building

pot helps me sleep and is superior to drinking every night which I no longer do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3979602&forum_id=2#36072382)



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Date: May 18th, 2018 12:19 AM
Author: crusty incel pozpig

Both are trash

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3979602&forum_id=2#36074831)



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Date: May 18th, 2018 9:37 AM
Author: Plum exhilarant nowag shitlib

(substance abuser)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3979602&forum_id=2#36075971)



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Date: May 17th, 2018 6:48 PM
Author: Razzle brindle lay police squad

How strong were you at your strongest, what age was that and what did you weigh?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3979602&forum_id=2#36072309)



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Date: May 17th, 2018 7:03 PM
Author: Lascivious Church Building

my strongest ever squat was 405, DL was 500 and bench was 315. That was in 2010 (31) and I weighed maybe 220 at the time. I could not run or play basketball very effectively at that weight. I had gone on the texas method and gained a lot of strength and a lot of weight quickly.

Now my squat and deadlift are about the same strength - my reps are exactly the same. My form is better - I think my body adopted to having strong legs and back without the extra weight because I did not start squatting seriously until 2006 or 2007 (shortly before teaching nyuug).

I've been benching my whole life so I think my upper body strength has plateaued relatively to my ability at any weight. I definitely can't bench 315 - maybe not even 290 now. But I would need to gain serious mass to do that, and it's not worth it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3979602&forum_id=2#36072464)



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Date: May 17th, 2018 6:48 PM
Author: Slate hall mother

earl, I'm gunning for a sub 19 minute 5k time this summer. What's your PR?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3979602&forum_id=2#36072313)



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Date: May 17th, 2018 7:06 PM
Author: Lascivious Church Building

my PR 5K was 20:08 about 5 years ago. I ran one in 20:20 last year.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3979602&forum_id=2#36072494)



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Date: May 17th, 2018 7:08 PM
Author: Slate hall mother

okay I need to make sure I beat you since we are similar height and weight.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3979602&forum_id=2#36072509)



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Date: May 18th, 2018 9:45 AM
Author: Glittery glassy patrolman clown

If you're really running 5 reps of 6 minute mile "warm ups", and then 75 sec quarters with only 200m jogging rest then you are easily in sub 18 minute 5k shape, but I'm inclined to think you fudged the pace or the rest a bit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3979602&forum_id=2#36076025)



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Date: May 17th, 2018 6:53 PM
Author: concupiscible trailer park skinny woman

Theory: running is painful and terrible because it bad. Eating, sleep, and sex are pleasureable because your body wants you to do them. Why is your body constantly crying out for mercy for you to stop whenever you run?

1. Running will not result in weight loss. You just do not burn nearly enough calories exercising to make headway past a terrible diet. You also stimulate your appetite which if involves eating more terrible shit, which it does, just immediately cancels it out.

"What we put in our mouths is most important. For example, to walk off the calories found in single pat of butter, you’d have to add an extra 700 yards to your stroll that evening. A quarter-mile jog for each sardine we put in our mouth—and that’s just the edible part. And those who choose to eat two chicken legs better get out on their own two legs, and run an extra three miles that day to outrun weight gain. And that’s for steamed chicken; skin removed."

https://nutritionfacts.org/video/diet-or-exercise-whats-more-important-for-weight-loss/

2. Running is inherently dangerous and injuries cannot be avoided:

The data suggests up to 79 percent of all runners are injured every year,” says Stephen Messier, the director of the J. B. Snow Biomechanics Laboratory at Wake Forest University. “What’s more, those figures have been consistent since the 1970s.” Messier is currently 11 months into a study for the U.S. Army and estimates that 40 percent of his 200 subjects will be hurt within a year. “It’s become a serious public health crisis.

Nothing seems able to check it: not cross-training, not stretching, not $400 custom-molded orthotics, not even softer surfaces. And those special running shoes everyone thinks he needs? In 40 years, no study has ever shown that they do anything to reduce injuries. On the contrary, the U.S. Army’s Public Health Command concluded in a report in 2010, drawing on three large-scale studies of thousands of military personnel, that using shoes tailored to individual foot shapes had “little influence on injuries.”

http://www.nytimes.com/2011/11/06/magazine/running-christopher-mcdougall.html

3. Running prematurely ages you. It's not your imagination: marathon runners look terrible:

Could exercise be creating harmful free radicals? Oxidizing glucose to produce energy for our bodies is messy, creating free radicals the way cars burning their fuel produce combustion by-products out the exhaust. This happens even if we’re just idling, living our day-to-day lives. What if we rev our bodies up and start exercising and really start burning fuel? Then we create more free radicals, more oxidative stress, and so, need to eat even more antioxidant-rich foods.

Why do we care about oxidative stress? Well, it’s “implicated in virtually every known human disease and there is an increasing body of evidence linking free radical production to the process of aging.” Why? Because free radicals can damage DNA, our very genetic code. Well, if free radicals damage DNA, and exercise creates free radicals, does exercise damage our DNA if we don’t have enough antioxidants in our system to douse the radicals? Yes, in fact, ultra-marathoners show evidence of DNA damage in about 10% of their cells tested during a race, which may last for up to two weeks after a marathon. But what about just short bouts of exercise? We didn’t know until recently.

After just five minutes of moderate or intense cycling we can get an uptick in DNA damage. We think it’s the oxidative stress, but “regardless of the mechanism of exercise-induced DNA damage” the fact that a very short bout of high-intensity exercise can cause an increase in damage to DNA is a cause for concern.

https://nutritionfacts.org/2014/05/13/preloading-with-watercress-before-exercise/

4. Running doesn't make up for later inactivity:

And, what’s crazy is that “the time spent sitting was independently associated with total mortality, regardless of physical activity level.” Heart disease mortality was significantly elevated—even in people who otherwise exercised regularly. So, just going to the gym after your desk job may not eliminate the risks of sitting around all day. It’s something our bodies never evolved to do.

https://nutritionfacts.org/video/standing-up-for-your-health/

5. Running is solitary. Injuries and oxidative stress can be overlooked to build and maintain social relationships during competitive sports. When you run, you are usually all alone.

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So to optimize health you should be on a treadmill desk going 2-3 mph to not affect cognititon all day and avoid injuries and oxidative stress. HTH.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3979602&forum_id=2#36072347)



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Date: May 17th, 2018 6:55 PM
Author: Passionate Vermilion Tattoo Casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3979602&forum_id=2#36072372)



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Date: May 17th, 2018 7:00 PM
Author: Slate hall mother

Theory: I will fucking murder you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3979602&forum_id=2#36072424)



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Date: May 17th, 2018 7:01 PM
Author: Dashing selfie

Running is great for the cardiovascular system which makes for harder denser cocks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3979602&forum_id=2#36072439)



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Date: May 17th, 2018 7:02 PM
Author: concupiscible trailer park skinny woman

Wrong paradigm. We want to avoid having our endothelium atrophy more than we want our heart to pump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3979602&forum_id=2#36072455)



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Date: May 17th, 2018 7:07 PM
Author: Lascivious Church Building

you've seen me, do I look like shit? I also don't run more than 5 miles ever. Usually no more than 3 miles.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3979602&forum_id=2#36072500)



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Date: May 17th, 2018 7:21 PM
Author: concupiscible trailer park skinny woman

You're totally chiseled I came.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3979602&forum_id=2#36072605)



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Date: May 17th, 2018 7:25 PM
Author: Low-t Station Rigor

lol, never change

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3979602&forum_id=2#36072634)



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Date: May 18th, 2018 12:15 PM
Author: Histrionic Principal's Office

Never understood people who enjoyed running. Sprints and/or hiking + lifting + good diet and sleep is the only path.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3979602&forum_id=2#36077199)



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Date: May 17th, 2018 6:57 PM
Author: Grizzly Spectacular Range Faggot Firefighter

I call bullshit on your lifting #'s, but still 180 overall.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3979602&forum_id=2#36072392)



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Date: May 17th, 2018 6:57 PM
Author: bearded area lettuce

IMPRESSIVE STATS EARL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3979602&forum_id=2#36072399)



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Date: May 17th, 2018 6:59 PM
Author: heady autistic coldplay fan half-breed

lol fatty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3979602&forum_id=2#36072411)



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Date: May 17th, 2018 7:01 PM
Author: bearded area lettuce

(twink)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3979602&forum_id=2#36072434)



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Date: May 17th, 2018 7:01 PM
Author: heady autistic coldplay fan half-breed

I'm ripped, faggot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3979602&forum_id=2#36072446)



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Date: May 17th, 2018 7:26 PM
Author: bearded area lettuce

doubtful

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3979602&forum_id=2#36072643)



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Date: May 17th, 2018 7:04 PM
Author: Stirring famous landscape painting

Good job, earl. You still do mostly low rep work?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3979602&forum_id=2#36072474)



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Date: May 18th, 2018 1:29 AM
Author: Lascivious Church Building

yeah still three sets of five for everything.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3979602&forum_id=2#36075081)



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Date: May 17th, 2018 7:27 PM
Author: exciting yellow abode travel guidebook

What are your daily macros

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3979602&forum_id=2#36072648)



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Date: May 17th, 2018 8:55 PM
Author: Passionate Vermilion Tattoo Casino

you have 180 genes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3979602&forum_id=2#36073284)



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Date: May 18th, 2018 1:30 AM
Author: Lascivious Church Building

i acknowledge that I am very lucky in that regard. No glasses or contacts either!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3979602&forum_id=2#36075082)



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Date: May 17th, 2018 8:57 PM
Author: Amethyst deer antler

honestly, if i could get laid as much as i do without lifting at this point in my pussy career i probably would stop lifting

you have insane dedication to fitness considering your doMANstication. ever get tired of the grind?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3979602&forum_id=2#36073293)



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Date: May 17th, 2018 11:39 PM
Author: bateful location

This thread is now about nyuug

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3979602&forum_id=2#36074629)



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Date: May 18th, 2018 12:21 AM
Author: Amethyst deer antler

lifting is a means to an end. lifting -> pussy

while a sufficient clause, it certainly is not a necessary one, earl being a case in point. the guy has a wifey so he can get laid on command - presumably

but hes still a fitness freak. earl, explain yourself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3979602&forum_id=2#36074837)



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Date: May 18th, 2018 1:34 AM
Author: Lascivious Church Building

if you ever get a real job in an office environment you will see what long hours and stress do to people. The shape of 40 year old white collar workers is pathetic.

It feels good to be in shape. It feels good to be stronger and faster than almost everyone. And of course its a way to fight off the inevitable decline that you will start to experience soon enough.

I will clearly not age gracefully and will probably get depressed when I can no longer play basketball or do the things I like to do. But that's for later.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3979602&forum_id=2#36075087)



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Date: May 18th, 2018 9:23 AM
Author: Slate hall mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3979602&forum_id=2#36075899)



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Date: May 18th, 2018 1:47 AM
Author: Lascivious Church Building

By the way, I did 18 good form pull ups today AFTER dead lifting 405 X 3.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3979602&forum_id=2#36075120)



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Date: May 18th, 2018 2:57 AM
Author: Motley crimson cuckoldry orchestra pit

what kind of candy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3979602&forum_id=2#36075224)



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Date: May 18th, 2018 2:59 AM
Author: chartreuse metal kitty garrison

u: dieting for her.

her: eating for darnell.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3979602&forum_id=2#36075229)



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Date: May 18th, 2018 5:45 AM
Author: Bipolar Silver Space Goal In Life

has shaming your wife into getting in shape like this ever worked, for anyone?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3979602&forum_id=2#36075423)



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Date: May 18th, 2018 10:19 AM
Author: chrome well-lubricated address macaca

it gets the guy in great shape. so...yeah?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3979602&forum_id=2#36076271)



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Date: May 18th, 2018 12:58 PM
Author: Lascivious Church Building

never.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3979602&forum_id=2#36077487)



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Date: May 18th, 2018 9:35 AM
Author: Arrogant marvelous site queen of the night

earl, where do you work out and how much do you pay for the gym?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3979602&forum_id=2#36075949)



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Date: May 18th, 2018 12:58 PM
Author: Lascivious Church Building

24 hr fitness. I pay $100 per YEAR.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3979602&forum_id=2#36077489)



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Date: May 18th, 2018 1:04 PM
Author: exciting yellow abode travel guidebook

Have you ever been to equinox?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3979602&forum_id=2#36077523)



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Date: May 18th, 2018 1:09 PM
Author: Lascivious Church Building

I thought about doing a tour, but lol - I am not paying $300 per month for the gym. The bars and the weights way the same everywhere and I am not taking spin classes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3979602&forum_id=2#36077574)



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Date: May 18th, 2018 4:54 PM
Author: Arrogant marvelous site queen of the night

but isnt 24 hour fitness super packed all the time? esp compared to equinox?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3979602&forum_id=2#36079451)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 4:08 PM
Author: Lascivious Church Building

not sure, I have never been to equinox. 24 is annoyingly crowded during the week with only one squat rack. I would be surprised if equinox has a decent number of squat racks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3979602&forum_id=2#36113479)



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Date: May 18th, 2018 9:36 AM
Author: Hideous hell

what's your mile time? if you're busting out 400s at 12mph, you might be pretty close to a 5-minute mile. being able to do that and bench 300 at the same time is almost godlike fitness

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3979602&forum_id=2#36075954)



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Date: May 18th, 2018 10:01 AM
Author: Glittery glassy patrolman clown

If he's running 5xmile at 6 mins then 200m jogging rest and 400m at 75 then he should be able to run sub 5, even with fairly long rest (3-4 mins) after the 400s. Although now looking at the op I think he's running a single mile and then 5x400 at 75, which is decent for a wagecuck but not really indicative of sub 5. Also treadmills are flame Earl, run this on a track.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3979602&forum_id=2#36076130)



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Date: May 18th, 2018 10:18 AM
Author: Hideous hell

5x400 at 75 with 200m jog is quite nearly sub-5 territory. and yes he needs to get to the track and SPIKE UP.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3979602&forum_id=2#36076260)



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Date: May 18th, 2018 4:21 PM
Author: Slate hall mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3979602&forum_id=2#36079133)



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Date: May 18th, 2018 12:59 PM
Author: Lascivious Church Building

Sorry I am not running the mile warm up X 5. I am running a single mile at between 9.5 and 10 mph. Then running the sprint/fast walk.

I can run a single 6 minute mile.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3979602&forum_id=2#36077496)



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Date: May 18th, 2018 12:13 PM
Author: bearded area lettuce

LJL who fucking cares about mile times man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3979602&forum_id=2#36077183)



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Date: May 18th, 2018 10:12 AM
Author: Provocative pit immigrant

isn't he 6'4?

I'm calling bs on a 32" waist. My bodyfat is lower than yours and i hover around a33/34 and im almost 30lbs heavier than you and one inch shorter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3979602&forum_id=2#36076206)



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Date: May 18th, 2018 10:13 AM
Author: Bipolar Silver Space Goal In Life

earl is a golden god

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3979602&forum_id=2#36076218)



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Date: May 18th, 2018 10:19 AM
Author: Plum exhilarant nowag shitlib

sup pradeep

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3979602&forum_id=2#36076279)



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Date: May 18th, 2018 10:21 AM
Author: Provocative pit immigrant

sup

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3979602&forum_id=2#36076294)



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Date: May 18th, 2018 10:37 AM
Author: trip puppy theater stage

what are you thoughts on non-running forms of cardio, eg rowing, biking, circuit training/crossfit type workouts? my lifts are fine for my weight but I have high blood pressure and need to get in more cardio but hate running.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3979602&forum_id=2#36076430)



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Date: May 18th, 2018 12:34 PM
Author: vigorous insane feces french chef

The best exercise is the kind you actually do, so do what you like.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3979602&forum_id=2#36077330)



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Date: May 18th, 2018 10:50 AM
Author: Maniacal indian lodge

I do glass of water mixed with Turmeric+Lemon Juice in the morning, may look into the ACV.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3979602&forum_id=2#36076579)



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Date: May 18th, 2018 12:10 PM
Author: Navy sweet tailpipe private investor

Shit you make me want to stop drinking and start smoking

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3979602&forum_id=2#36077157)



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Date: May 18th, 2018 12:16 PM
Author: vengeful keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3979602&forum_id=2#36077203)



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Date: May 18th, 2018 12:12 PM
Author: Thriller theater

XO fitness threads are always good for lols

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3979602&forum_id=2#36077172)



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Date: May 18th, 2018 12:12 PM
Author: vengeful keepsake machete

do you drink?

make sure to slap her ass when having sex. jiggle her butt a lil' for good measure. she will get the message

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3979602&forum_id=2#36077174)



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Date: May 18th, 2018 12:16 PM
Author: Navy sweet tailpipe private investor

earl definitely was downing beers at the xo meet up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3979602&forum_id=2#36077206)



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Date: May 18th, 2018 12:36 PM
Author: Galvanic flesh philosopher-king organic girlfriend

180. Alt-F4 that body fat.

My gym has a Torque Fitness Tank - kind of like a prowler sled, but with wheels and gears. Have you ever tried running sprints with one of those? It sucks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3979602&forum_id=2#36077346)



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Date: May 18th, 2018 1:00 PM
Author: Ungodly iridescent fortuitous meteor

does candy have a big dick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3979602&forum_id=2#36077499)



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Date: May 18th, 2018 1:01 PM
Author: Lascivious Church Building

I taste the rainbow.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3979602&forum_id=2#36077503)



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Date: May 18th, 2018 1:06 PM
Author: sickened stage

wow this seems prescient

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Date: January 15th, 2013 3:56 PM

Author: H.

Subject: Vol. IV: Trouble in Paradise?

"By his mid-30s, Earl appeared to be a living model of a certain brand of the American dream. He had hit all the expected milestones of mature adulthood: professional success, vocal support of the Republican party, a burgeoning 401k, a chic West Hollywood apartment. He was a man, damn it, with a beard to prove it. But did his confident exterior conceal a discontented heart? Friends spoke of a man whose formerly healthy love for fitness became an obsession with fading youth.

'In his 20s, Earl was a big guy, with big appetites," recalls Jayson T., a fellow gym rat. 'He really embraced the muscle stud lifestyle for its own sake - hell, I think he belonged to three or four gyms, and would swing by just to hang out, hit the showers, whatever, even after he'd put in a hard workout somewhere else. But when he hit 33, we noticed a change. He was all "salad this, salad that." I think he really thought he could go back to being a skinny, smooth 19 year old. He'd approach strange men, not looking for a bro to chill with, but to talk about his mile times. No, he wasn't a professional runner, so it does seem weird. But he seemed to get something out of explaining to them how athletically impressive he was, subjectively, for an asian lawyer cruising toward 40. Some of us honestly started to worry about him...'"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2038011&forum_id=2#22438967)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3979602&forum_id=2#36077550)



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Date: May 18th, 2018 1:10 PM
Author: Lascivious Church Building

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3979602&forum_id=2#36077583)



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Date: May 18th, 2018 4:10 PM
Author: vigorous insane feces french chef

holy shit wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3979602&forum_id=2#36079045)



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Date: May 18th, 2018 4:15 PM
Author: Boyish brilliant sound barrier

180 predictive powers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3979602&forum_id=2#36079080)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 1:52 PM
Author: sickened stage

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3979602&forum_id=2#36112476)



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Date: May 18th, 2018 4:44 PM
Author: Stirring famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3979602&forum_id=2#36079359)



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Date: May 18th, 2018 4:18 PM
Author: Irradiated talking house

man if you're not training for the iron man or using your new hawt bod to smash teens, who cares

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3979602&forum_id=2#36079106)



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Date: May 18th, 2018 4:19 PM
Author: flickering sooty love of her life whorehouse

earl, does your body COMMAND RESPECT in your profession? can you credit any of your success to it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3979602&forum_id=2#36079124)



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Date: May 18th, 2018 4:36 PM
Author: Saffron Beady-eyed Shrine

If you had a stretch of only 40 hour work weeks (that is, it's not a heavy work load time of year) and wanted to make a very good effort at gains, what PROGRAM would you use, is Texas cr?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3979602&forum_id=2#36079277)



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Date: May 18th, 2018 4:42 PM
Author: Puce Mewling Bawdyhouse

I thought Earl was permanently ripped and jacked. Did I miss something?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3979602&forum_id=2#36079341)



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Date: May 18th, 2018 4:53 PM
Author: pearly dilemma

The acetic acid in vinegar surpresses the insulin response to carbohydrates

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3979602&forum_id=2#36079440)



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Date: May 18th, 2018 4:54 PM
Author: Slate hall mother

should we all get on this vinegar tip?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3979602&forum_id=2#36079450)



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Date: May 18th, 2018 4:59 PM
Author: vigorous insane feces french chef

I want to try now



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3979602&forum_id=2#36079484)



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Date: May 18th, 2018 5:17 PM
Author: Slate hall mother

me too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3979602&forum_id=2#36079645)



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Date: May 18th, 2018 5:24 PM
Author: concupiscible trailer park skinny woman

https://nutritionfacts.org/topics/vinegar/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3979602&forum_id=2#36079685)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 1:53 PM
Author: Passionate Vermilion Tattoo Casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3979602&forum_id=2#36112480)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 1:53 PM
Author: Slate hall mother

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3979602&forum_id=2#36112482)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 4:10 PM
Author: Lascivious Church Building

Down to 198.9 after taking a shit this morning.

work out today:

225 front squats to warm up for a couple of sets.

155 X 5 OHP (not great I know)

dead lift 405 X 3

3 sets of pull ups - trying to do 9-10 reps of weighted pull ups with 25 pound weight.

maybe some bullshit bicep stuff if there is time, but probably not.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3979602&forum_id=2#36113493)