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Chandler Kenny and Cali PLC settlements in last 30 days (CSLG)

- 60K Offer (should settle for 70k) - 50K Settled - 40K Se...
Galvanic yellow house
  05/18/18
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Sickened motley stead water buffalo
  05/18/18
Sick neg on Kenny with the 2.5K DUI's
fuchsia associate public bath
  05/18/18
Wasn't meant to be a neg. He is working on all the files too...
Galvanic yellow house
  05/18/18
the DUIs bring in almost as much as the 10k settlements
swashbuckling windowlicker philosopher-king
  05/18/18
DUIs are two hearings. You get more for trial. You can mak...
Nubile emerald address community account
  05/18/18
Shit, maybe I should take the bar exam.
fuchsia associate public bath
  05/18/18
It’s not a great living. Ideally you get 50 a year and then...
Nubile emerald address community account
  05/18/18
I like the idea of doing what CSLG is doing... I think I'd d...
fuchsia associate public bath
  05/18/18
does the "natural salesman" work at his dads firm...
Dead avocado parlour blood rage
  05/18/18
Lol. He's in Dallas, but he never mentioned his dad. His w...
fuchsia associate public bath
  05/18/18
Nice work. How many do you have to split with that other law...
Hairraiser sapphire travel guidebook
  05/18/18
The 60k and 25k file. The others I brought in directly. One ...
Galvanic yellow house
  05/18/18
That’s a 17k haul for each of you. Not bad.
Hairraiser sapphire travel guidebook
  05/18/18
We are leaving most of the money in the business. As soo...
Galvanic yellow house
  05/18/18
seems like a sound, disciplined approach.
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  05/18/18
Are you literally the best thing to ever happen to Kenny and...
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fuchsia associate public bath
  05/18/18
Chandler told me he hopes I don't call as much because I'm s...
Galvanic yellow house
  05/18/18
I remember Chandler’s shoes from that shoe thread. If you t...
Nubile emerald address community account
  05/18/18
i've never posted a picture of my shoes, that was chilmata
swashbuckling windowlicker philosopher-king
  05/18/18
bloodacre had a shoe thread as well
Godawful 180 scourge upon the earth
  05/18/18
you need to hire Luis bro
Bateful Tripping Psychic
  05/18/18
We can hire $13-15/hr paralegals to do the grunt work. This ...
Galvanic yellow house
  05/18/18
Are your paralegals blasting out generic discovery objection...
Lake Place Of Business Laser Beams
  05/18/18
We tend to answer a lot of discovery. There really isn't muc...
Galvanic yellow house
  05/19/18
are your paralegals swarthy Persian chads? I didn't think so...
citrine wonderful bbw
  05/20/18
xo Kenny
slap-happy theatre candlestick maker
  05/18/18
lol
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  05/18/18
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  05/18/18
good shit. best xo story of the year. i want to hang an ea...
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fuchsia associate public bath
  05/18/18
That’s awesome but just so everyone knows the 2 DUIs actuall...
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swashbuckling windowlicker philosopher-king
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Date: May 18th, 2018 1:00 PM
Author: Galvanic yellow house

- 60K Offer (should settle for 70k)

- 50K Settled

- 40K Settled

- 25K Offer (should settle for 30k)

- 11K Settled

- 10K Settled

- Two 2.5K DUIs (Kenny is handling those)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3980354&forum_id=2#36077498)



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Date: May 18th, 2018 1:04 PM
Author: Sickened motley stead water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3980354&forum_id=2#36077530)



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Date: May 18th, 2018 1:05 PM
Author: fuchsia associate public bath

Sick neg on Kenny with the 2.5K DUI's

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3980354&forum_id=2#36077546)



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Date: May 18th, 2018 1:09 PM
Author: Galvanic yellow house

Wasn't meant to be a neg. He is working on all the files too. He just does the criminal cases we get in since Chandler has zero criminal experience and Kenny has a good amount.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3980354&forum_id=2#36077572)



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Date: May 18th, 2018 1:33 PM
Author: swashbuckling windowlicker philosopher-king

the DUIs bring in almost as much as the 10k settlements

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3980354&forum_id=2#36077784)



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Date: May 18th, 2018 1:35 PM
Author: Nubile emerald address community account

DUIs are two hearings. You get more for trial. You can make a living on 12 DUIs a year and work once a week.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3980354&forum_id=2#36077803)



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Date: May 18th, 2018 1:37 PM
Author: fuchsia associate public bath

Shit, maybe I should take the bar exam.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3980354&forum_id=2#36077816)



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Date: May 18th, 2018 1:39 PM
Author: Nubile emerald address community account

It’s not a great living. Ideally you get 50 a year and then have a legal assistant/paralegal.

DUI shops fund the shit out of cops cuz if the cops aren’t making arrests you’re not eating. I know one guy who tried to personally end a soft strike (where cops work but don’t do revenue generation).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3980354&forum_id=2#36077833)



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Date: May 18th, 2018 1:43 PM
Author: fuchsia associate public bath

I like the idea of doing what CSLG is doing... I think I'd do pretty well at it personality wise. I know fuckall about the law though.

I know a Cooley grad killing it in Texas. The guy is a natural salesman and bullshitter. Other lawyers pay him to go to trial for them. Thought he was full of shit when I first started talking to him.

Hate that my job has me by the platinum handcuffs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3980354&forum_id=2#36077868)



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Date: May 18th, 2018 11:42 PM
Author: Dead avocado parlour blood rage

does the "natural salesman" work at his dads firm ~20 attys in dallas?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3980354&forum_id=2#36082101)



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Date: May 18th, 2018 11:45 PM
Author: fuchsia associate public bath

Lol. He's in Dallas, but he never mentioned his dad. His wife was a cooley grad too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3980354&forum_id=2#36082120)



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Date: May 18th, 2018 1:06 PM
Author: Hairraiser sapphire travel guidebook

Nice work. How many do you have to split with that other law office

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3980354&forum_id=2#36077558)



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Date: May 18th, 2018 1:10 PM
Author: Galvanic yellow house

The 60k and 25k file. The others I brought in directly. One of the DUIs Chandler brought in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3980354&forum_id=2#36077580)



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Date: May 18th, 2018 1:15 PM
Author: Hairraiser sapphire travel guidebook

That’s a 17k haul for each of you. Not bad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3980354&forum_id=2#36077627)



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Date: May 18th, 2018 1:31 PM
Author: Galvanic yellow house

We are leaving most of the money in the business.

As soon as we get in all the funds we are starting at 2k salary a month each and are hiring a part-time paralegal. Then as the account grows we will switch the paralegal to full-time and then increase our monthly draw as our account balance grows (to probably cap at 100k/year). Then we will take profits as needed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3980354&forum_id=2#36077770)



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Date: May 18th, 2018 1:35 PM
Author: Chocolate talented theater stage ape

seems like a sound, disciplined approach.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3980354&forum_id=2#36077802)



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Date: May 18th, 2018 1:36 PM
Author: Nubile emerald address community account

Are you literally the best thing to ever happen to Kenny and Chandler?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3980354&forum_id=2#36077809)



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Date: May 18th, 2018 1:37 PM
Author: fuchsia associate public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3980354&forum_id=2#36077818)



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Date: May 18th, 2018 1:39 PM
Author: Galvanic yellow house

Chandler told me he hopes I don't call as much because I'm sending so much business they are getting flooded with files. We really need to hire help soon. It's getting to the point where Kenny and Chandler are going to be out of bandwidth very soon. And we've only been open a few months lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3980354&forum_id=2#36077828)



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Date: May 18th, 2018 1:41 PM
Author: Nubile emerald address community account

I remember Chandler’s shoes from that shoe thread. If you turn him into a millionaire you are doing God’s work. Fisher of men and shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3980354&forum_id=2#36077840)



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Date: May 18th, 2018 2:42 PM
Author: swashbuckling windowlicker philosopher-king

i've never posted a picture of my shoes, that was chilmata

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3980354&forum_id=2#36078397)



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Date: May 18th, 2018 11:51 PM
Author: Godawful 180 scourge upon the earth

bloodacre had a shoe thread as well

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3980354&forum_id=2#36082139)



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Date: May 18th, 2018 1:46 PM
Author: Bateful Tripping Psychic

you need to hire Luis bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3980354&forum_id=2#36077896)



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Date: May 18th, 2018 1:48 PM
Author: Galvanic yellow house

We can hire $13-15/hr paralegals to do the grunt work. This isn't rocket science. The only thing you need a lawyer for is negotiating/depositions/mediations/trial. Paralegals can send form letters, draft form complaints, answer discovery, schedule doctors, and handle property damage. I could run 1,000 files with 6 or 7 full time paralegals and just me as a lawyer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3980354&forum_id=2#36077916)



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Date: May 18th, 2018 10:33 PM
Author: Lake Place Of Business Laser Beams

Are your paralegals blasting out generic discovery objections to every request, or is the discovery you receive fair game? Something else?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3980354&forum_id=2#36081745)



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Date: May 19th, 2018 1:29 AM
Author: Galvanic yellow house

We tend to answer a lot of discovery. There really isn't much to hide in these cases. We don't object much unless they ask for SSN or unrelated medical information.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3980354&forum_id=2#36082545)



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Date: May 20th, 2018 3:12 PM
Author: citrine wonderful bbw

are your paralegals swarthy Persian chads? I didn't think so.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3980354&forum_id=2#36090813)



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Date: May 18th, 2018 1:10 PM
Author: slap-happy theatre candlestick maker

xo Kenny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3980354&forum_id=2#36077577)



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Date: May 18th, 2018 1:10 PM
Author: Chocolate talented theater stage ape

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3980354&forum_id=2#36077585)



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Date: May 18th, 2018 1:36 PM
Author: Nubile emerald address community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3980354&forum_id=2#36077810)



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Date: May 18th, 2018 11:50 PM
Author: High-end dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3980354&forum_id=2#36082133)



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Date: May 18th, 2018 1:11 PM
Author: Chocolate talented theater stage ape

good shit. best xo story of the year. i want to hang an east coast shingle and satellite office.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3980354&forum_id=2#36077590)



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Date: May 18th, 2018 1:49 PM
Author: fuchsia associate public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3980354&forum_id=2#36077935)



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Date: May 18th, 2018 1:17 PM
Author: Hairraiser sapphire travel guidebook

That’s awesome but just so everyone knows the 2 DUIs actually belong to Chandler and Kenney after a night of torpedos

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3980354&forum_id=2#36077652)



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Date: May 18th, 2018 1:42 PM
Author: rough-skinned sex offender juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3980354&forum_id=2#36077855)



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Date: May 18th, 2018 1:54 PM
Author: Nubile emerald address community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3980354&forum_id=2#36077993)



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Date: May 18th, 2018 1:56 PM
Author: gaped clear legend locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3980354&forum_id=2#36078020)



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Date: May 18th, 2018 2:01 PM
Author: citrine wonderful bbw



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3980354&forum_id=2#36078059)



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Date: May 18th, 2018 2:47 PM
Author: Rose Principal's Office Main People



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3980354&forum_id=2#36078458)



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Date: May 18th, 2018 2:48 PM
Author: aromatic area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3980354&forum_id=2#36078471)



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Date: May 18th, 2018 10:22 PM
Author: swashbuckling windowlicker philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3980354&forum_id=2#36081663)



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Date: May 18th, 2018 10:30 PM
Author: Sickened motley stead water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3980354&forum_id=2#36081720)



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Date: May 18th, 2018 1:36 PM
Author: Brindle Casino

I want Kenny and Chandler to double team my asshole in their office

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3980354&forum_id=2#36077811)



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Date: May 18th, 2018 1:42 PM
Author: swashbuckling windowlicker philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3980354&forum_id=2#36077846)



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Date: May 19th, 2018 10:30 PM
Author: Bateful Tripping Psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3980354&forum_id=2#36087513)



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Date: May 18th, 2018 1:43 PM
Author: aromatic area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3980354&forum_id=2#36077856)



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Date: May 18th, 2018 1:45 PM
Author: Nubile emerald address community account

*apartment

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3980354&forum_id=2#36077879)