I know xo reflexively and understandably hates on anything shrews like, but let's not be homosexuals here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3982813&forum_id=2#36096728)

also, i've been to some where they give you a multi-course lunch and the wines are paired to the food, all in a beautiful setting. not a bad way to spend an afternoon imo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3982813&forum_id=2#36096901)

2. if u can't drink 4 glasses of pinot and appreciate a bouncing soulcycle/orangetheory/barry's bootcamp 150lb shrew butt barely contained by a sundress then ur a total fag.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3982813&forum_id=2#36096922)

Don't forget being able to see her awful shoulder tat and the outline of some weird elaborate underwear side strap

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3982813&forum_id=2#36099065)

No one would ever tell people they are going to bars on a Saturday afternoon or something, without it being some occassion. You'd sound like an alcoholic. But say you are going to a "brewery" or "winery" and it sounds normal and chill.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3982813&forum_id=2#36096783)

But brewery/winery? I'd tell everyone that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3982813&forum_id=2#36117097)

seems to me like it's a front for getting drunk but making it seem acceptable and qualifying as an "activity" they can post pictures of on social media.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3982813&forum_id=2#36096811)

anyway, in the past when i've been invited to wineries, i was usually at another girl's house, so it was a no go.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3982813&forum_id=2#36096849)

sorry this takes a backseat to your 14th tinder date over 175 lb this month

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3982813&forum_id=2#36096867)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3982813&forum_id=2#36096912)

Every few months there's an anti-wine thread on xo with links to a blind tasting, but it makes people sound like joyless faggots -- let people enjoy going to a winery. A lot of it is the place, the people, the story, the history, the approach -- it's not whether some snarky millennial homo in a conference room can tell you that some random $125 bottle is "better" than some $6 bottle (when it's quite probable that the $6 bottle is more enjoyable at the time, anyway, and that's not an indictment of higher-end wine).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3982813&forum_id=2#36096918)

i'm sorry brother but LMAO

xo leaning in full tilt on the FRAUD winery scam. wake up sheeple

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3982813&forum_id=2#36096948)

There are PE-backed shiny places and those are hollow.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3982813&forum_id=2#36097007)

I’m a silver oak cab girl.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3982813&forum_id=2#36097502)

We have to find pleasure in some things in order to make life worth living. Nothing wrong with having a hobby and getting into something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3982813&forum_id=2#36096982)

EDIT: I have even heard rumors of married people having sex after going to a winery. This is strong stuff here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3982813&forum_id=2#36097023)

i reverse pwned myself because i knocked her up after one though so now she nags constantly about paying for a wine membership she can't use for a year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3982813&forum_id=2#36097042)

The shrewbait piece aka the "tasting room" is generally highly profitable - lots of smaller wine brands don't even get the opportunity to suck enough distributor cock to get into many/any stores or restaurants, and for those ones the tasting room shrew traffic is basically the only way of staying in business

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3982813&forum_id=2#36097176)

Then you have those who laud the VIEWS, as if wineries have a monopoly on the countryside. But tbf, it's understandable that city roaches wouldn't have organic access to this and need to do what they're used to doing -- consume the thicc cock of GC in order to have fun.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3982813&forum_id=2#36097582)

Everywhere else? 180 experience

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3982813&forum_id=2#36097617)

but they are cr because they are usually in beautiful settings, the wine is good and you can try a lot of different shit for not very much money. a lot of them have pretty credited food as well. its a chill way to go out, get your drink on and chill out in nature

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3982813&forum_id=2#36117036)