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Babbydood measured at 98th percentile head size at 4 months

Doesn’t mean much, but she’s probably not retarded
Big Patrolman
  05/21/18
Either that or a mongoloid
Glittery Corner Hunting Ground
  05/21/18
Tru she might take after dad
Big Patrolman
  05/21/18
i'm sorry for your wife's vagina
marvelous prole idea he suggested
  05/21/18
actually you should be sorry for the babbydood's head, which...
Big Patrolman
  05/21/18
so your babbydood comes from france?
marvelous prole idea he suggested
  05/21/18
idgi friend
Big Patrolman
  05/21/18
someone will
marvelous prole idea he suggested
  05/21/18
coneheads reference dood
Kink-friendly vivacious business firm
  05/21/18
(First time parent)
Hideous unhinged bawdyhouse tank
  05/21/18
(thinly veiled jealousy)
Big Patrolman
  05/21/18
Lol you have so much to learn.
Hideous unhinged bawdyhouse tank
  05/21/18
lol i don't deny that. you're the one that waltzed in here s...
Big Patrolman
  05/21/18
I don't think she's jealous, she's just pointing out that th...
stirring coldplay fan
  05/21/18
that means you fucked up somewhere. shouldn't be that big of...
Swashbuckling place of business stage
  05/21/18
Nah, it was the first year that was anomalous. Wife is 5'1....
stirring coldplay fan
  05/21/18
Have you seen the growth charts for infants and young toddle...
Hideous unhinged bawdyhouse tank
  05/21/18
(statistics masterman)
Passionate umber dingle berry
  05/21/18
it's kind of like getting a job at a hedge fund making $700k...
Big Patrolman
  05/21/18
Not analogous at all dude. Just saying infant physical mile...
Hideous unhinged bawdyhouse tank
  05/21/18
lol @ you acting like i don't know that because i'm a first ...
Big Patrolman
  05/21/18
...
Swashbuckling place of business stage
  05/21/18
Ooooook dude. You made a thread about it so I made fun of y...
Hideous unhinged bawdyhouse tank
  05/21/18
why are you ducking my question?? does your son's whole face...
Swashbuckling place of business stage
  05/21/18
"You made a thread about it so I made fun of you. I tho...
disturbing bright library
  05/21/18
this is what nutella comes here for, as her whole sockpuppet...
Swashbuckling place of business stage
  05/21/18
she actually has a lot in common with RSF; probably more tha...
disturbing bright library
  05/21/18
Shrug. calling somebody a first time parent for making a fi...
Hideous unhinged bawdyhouse tank
  05/21/18
LMAO at victimizing yourself when you invite the insults by ...
Swashbuckling place of business stage
  05/21/18
you're conflating a lot of different issues here. i respo...
disturbing bright library
  05/21/18
thanks. just giving you shit back. how's the pregnancy going...
Big Patrolman
  05/21/18
Pretty good...I haven’t tracked the “your baby is an avocado...
Hideous unhinged bawdyhouse tank
  05/21/18
but you'll get to relive it with the second one pretty soon....
Big Patrolman
  05/21/18
Also very first time parent of you to infer jealousy from my...
Hideous unhinged bawdyhouse tank
  05/21/18
you seem MAF about your pinhead son
motley henna weed whacker circlehead
  05/21/18
...
Swashbuckling place of business stage
  05/21/18
cr she's mad because her husband has a tiny brain
Big Patrolman
  05/21/18
I’m actually maf about my son’s 99% head that doesn’t fit th...
Hideous unhinged bawdyhouse tank
  05/21/18
does his whole face just look kinda asian??
Swashbuckling place of business stage
  05/21/18
please respond
Swashbuckling place of business stage
  05/21/18
He looks like me with bigger eyes and higher nose. Most peo...
Hideous unhinged bawdyhouse tank
  05/21/18
I was assured that once you inject some chink in the spawn, ...
Swashbuckling place of business stage
  05/21/18
humblebrag much?
motley henna weed whacker circlehead
  05/21/18
...
Swashbuckling place of business stage
  05/21/18
Explain?
arousing karate corn cake
  05/21/18
(at 36 months): "She had her first period!"
irate mother
  05/21/18
have you told the father? is he excited?
Idiotic odious generalized bond parlor
  05/21/18
yes he was the mongoloid i was referring to
Big Patrolman
  05/21/18
So baby has a freakishly large head?
180 digit ratio
  05/21/18
apparently. we don't notice it. she's pretty big otherwise a...
Big Patrolman
  05/21/18
Humans are biologically programmed to see large heads as cut...
180 digit ratio
  05/21/18
what about in adults? asking for a friend that poasts
Big Patrolman
  05/21/18
prestigious
Rough-skinned public bath wagecucks
  05/21/18
...
Carmine lascivious reading party
  05/21/18
"babydood" hehe
Honey-headed mood
  05/22/18


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Date: May 21st, 2018 1:14 PM
Author: Big Patrolman

Doesn’t mean much, but she’s probably not retarded

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3982860&forum_id=2#36097002)



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Date: May 21st, 2018 1:15 PM
Author: Glittery Corner Hunting Ground

Either that or a mongoloid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3982860&forum_id=2#36097010)



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Date: May 21st, 2018 1:16 PM
Author: Big Patrolman

Tru she might take after dad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3982860&forum_id=2#36097029)



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Date: May 21st, 2018 1:24 PM
Author: marvelous prole idea he suggested

i'm sorry for your wife's vagina

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3982860&forum_id=2#36097115)



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Date: May 21st, 2018 1:53 PM
Author: Big Patrolman

actually you should be sorry for the babbydood's head, which came out long and cylindrical, normalizing a few days later

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3982860&forum_id=2#36097358)



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Date: May 21st, 2018 2:49 PM
Author: marvelous prole idea he suggested

so your babbydood comes from france?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3982860&forum_id=2#36097898)



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Date: May 21st, 2018 2:56 PM
Author: Big Patrolman

idgi friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3982860&forum_id=2#36097971)



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Date: May 21st, 2018 3:11 PM
Author: marvelous prole idea he suggested

someone will

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3982860&forum_id=2#36098107)



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Date: May 21st, 2018 3:23 PM
Author: Kink-friendly vivacious business firm

coneheads reference dood

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3982860&forum_id=2#36098211)



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Date: May 21st, 2018 1:31 PM
Author: Hideous unhinged bawdyhouse tank

(First time parent)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3982860&forum_id=2#36097155)



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Date: May 21st, 2018 1:40 PM
Author: Big Patrolman

(thinly veiled jealousy)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3982860&forum_id=2#36097246)



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Date: May 21st, 2018 2:00 PM
Author: Hideous unhinged bawdyhouse tank

Lol you have so much to learn.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3982860&forum_id=2#36097433)



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Date: May 21st, 2018 2:07 PM
Author: Big Patrolman

lol i don't deny that. you're the one that waltzed in here sounding jealous when i specifically downplayed the significance of any of this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3982860&forum_id=2#36097495)



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Date: May 21st, 2018 2:32 PM
Author: stirring coldplay fan

I don't think she's jealous, she's just pointing out that there's a lot a variance in those things. For example, my son spent his first year living it up at 94th percentile height. Now he's 3 1/2 and it looks like he won't even make 6 feet.

Edit: Also, congrats.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3982860&forum_id=2#36097736)



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Date: May 21st, 2018 2:33 PM
Author: Swashbuckling place of business stage

that means you fucked up somewhere. shouldn't be that big of a dropoff on the growth chart

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3982860&forum_id=2#36097750)



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Date: May 21st, 2018 2:36 PM
Author: stirring coldplay fan

Nah, it was the first year that was anomalous. Wife is 5'1.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3982860&forum_id=2#36097778)



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Date: May 21st, 2018 2:41 PM
Author: Hideous unhinged bawdyhouse tank

Have you seen the growth charts for infants and young toddlers? The difference btwn 50% and 99% is like an inch or a few pounds. And none of it indicates where things will be in the future.

They’re all developmentally normal unless as long as you’re in the range.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3982860&forum_id=2#36097832)



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Date: May 21st, 2018 2:50 PM
Author: Passionate umber dingle berry

(statistics masterman)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3982860&forum_id=2#36097906)



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Date: May 21st, 2018 2:35 PM
Author: Big Patrolman

it's kind of like getting a job at a hedge fund making $700k and me saying "enjoy getting laid off when the economy crashes!" it's catty and smacks of insecurity

but whatever. thanks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3982860&forum_id=2#36097769)



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Date: May 21st, 2018 2:47 PM
Author: Hideous unhinged bawdyhouse tank

Not analogous at all dude. Just saying infant physical milestones seem like ancient times by the time your child hits even 1, let alone 3-4.

But perhaps you’re clouded by lack of sleep and in a sensitive state. I shouldnt make fun of you for sounding like a first time parent. We were all there once too. I hope that your daughter continues to have a huge head and brain :).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3982860&forum_id=2#36097875)



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Date: May 21st, 2018 2:55 PM
Author: Big Patrolman

lol @ you acting like i don't know that because i'm a first time parent

lol @ you technically also being a first time parent since you have one fucking kid

lol @ you continuing to sound MAF

it was a neat statistic, i'm not reading much into it at all



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3982860&forum_id=2#36097963)



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Date: May 21st, 2018 3:01 PM
Author: Swashbuckling place of business stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3982860&forum_id=2#36098009)



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Date: May 21st, 2018 3:03 PM
Author: Hideous unhinged bawdyhouse tank

Ooooook dude. You made a thread about it so I made fun of you. I thought that was the whole point of xoxo. Not mad and hope you’re not too. Enjoy your baby and try to get some sleep.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3982860&forum_id=2#36098031)



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Date: May 21st, 2018 3:04 PM
Author: Swashbuckling place of business stage

why are you ducking my question?? does your son's whole face just look kinda asian?? it'd be a real shame if you weren't able to wipe that chink stain off your genetic line

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3982860&forum_id=2#36098042)



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Date: May 21st, 2018 3:06 PM
Author: disturbing bright library

"You made a thread about it so I made fun of you. I thought that was the whole point of xoxo."

i don't think the "point" of xo is to shit on people gratuitously

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3982860&forum_id=2#36098067)



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Date: May 21st, 2018 3:08 PM
Author: Swashbuckling place of business stage

this is what nutella comes here for, as her whole sockpuppeting fiasco indicates. she wants validation for her life choices and the freedom to attack others behind a veil of anonymity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3982860&forum_id=2#36098082)



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Date: May 21st, 2018 3:09 PM
Author: disturbing bright library

she actually has a lot in common with RSF; probably more than she wants to admit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3982860&forum_id=2#36098090)



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Date: May 21st, 2018 3:15 PM
Author: Hideous unhinged bawdyhouse tank

Shrug. calling somebody a first time parent for making a first time parent kind of comment seems pretty innocuous, esp compared to all the insults that get hurled at me and my family, but whatever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3982860&forum_id=2#36098137)



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Date: May 21st, 2018 3:25 PM
Author: Swashbuckling place of business stage

LMAO at victimizing yourself when you invite the insults by being a deliberately awful person. we didn't make you sockpuppet. you did that. we didn't make you ridicule your own son for looking like an azn NOWAG. you did that. we didn't make you advocate for bottle feeding so that you can do bottomless brunch. you did that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3982860&forum_id=2#36098237)



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Date: May 21st, 2018 3:32 PM
Author: disturbing bright library

you're conflating a lot of different issues here.

i responded to your earlier poast where you said that you made fun of the OP for creating a thread because that is the xo way. i disagreed that making fun of people for its own sake is xo's raison d'etre.

your critics say some nasty shit to you, some of which is way over the top and undeserved, but that has nothing to do with the point i raised.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3982860&forum_id=2#36098283)



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Date: May 21st, 2018 3:13 PM
Author: Big Patrolman

thanks. just giving you shit back. how's the pregnancy going?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3982860&forum_id=2#36098126)



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Date: May 21st, 2018 3:24 PM
Author: Hideous unhinged bawdyhouse tank

Pretty good...I haven’t tracked the “your baby is an avocado” thing this time around. I think will just try to enjoy things as it will be my last time having a baby. It’s a cliche but it is really true that the days are long but the years are short thing. Before you know it, your daughter won’t let you hold her like a baby. I remember I would get annoyed when people said to enjoy and appreciate the time when they’re a baby, but now I kinda miss it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3982860&forum_id=2#36098225)



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Date: May 21st, 2018 3:33 PM
Author: Big Patrolman

but you'll get to relive it with the second one pretty soon. tbh the first 3 months were really difficult for me and i can't say i'm excited to do it again, even though we both want at least 2. just the monotonous routine without much validation in response was horrible. now it's better and i'm looking forward to her being more independent on the basic eating/sleeping stuff. you're having a girl this time right? i'm starting to see the daddy's girl thing in the way she lights up when she sees me (not as much with mom tbh). it's awesome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3982860&forum_id=2#36098286)



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Date: May 21st, 2018 2:34 PM
Author: Hideous unhinged bawdyhouse tank

Also very first time parent of you to infer jealousy from my comment.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3982860&forum_id=2#36097766)



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Date: May 21st, 2018 2:33 PM
Author: motley henna weed whacker circlehead

you seem MAF about your pinhead son

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3982860&forum_id=2#36097749)



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Date: May 21st, 2018 2:33 PM
Author: Swashbuckling place of business stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3982860&forum_id=2#36097752)



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Date: May 21st, 2018 2:35 PM
Author: Big Patrolman

cr she's mad because her husband has a tiny brain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3982860&forum_id=2#36097776)



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Date: May 21st, 2018 2:39 PM
Author: Hideous unhinged bawdyhouse tank

I’m actually maf about my son’s 99% head that doesn’t fit through 3T head hole and I have to buy 4T that hang off him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3982860&forum_id=2#36097809)



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Date: May 21st, 2018 2:44 PM
Author: Swashbuckling place of business stage

does his whole face just look kinda asian??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3982860&forum_id=2#36097852)



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Date: May 21st, 2018 2:47 PM
Author: Swashbuckling place of business stage

please respond

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3982860&forum_id=2#36097878)



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Date: May 21st, 2018 3:06 PM
Author: Hideous unhinged bawdyhouse tank

He looks like me with bigger eyes and higher nose. Most people would see him as mixed, not full Asian or white. To me, he is just perfect.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3982860&forum_id=2#36098060)



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Date: May 21st, 2018 3:10 PM
Author: Swashbuckling place of business stage

I was assured that once you inject some chink in the spawn, the whole face just looks kinda Asian. Nothing in your response disputes that. I'm sorry about your Asian-looking son, let's hope he doesn't grow up to shoot the white women who will inevitably reject him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3982860&forum_id=2#36098098)



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Date: May 21st, 2018 2:59 PM
Author: motley henna weed whacker circlehead

humblebrag much?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3982860&forum_id=2#36098001)



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Date: May 21st, 2018 2:32 PM
Author: Swashbuckling place of business stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3982860&forum_id=2#36097744)



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Date: May 21st, 2018 2:08 PM
Author: arousing karate corn cake

Explain?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3982860&forum_id=2#36097508)



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Date: May 21st, 2018 1:40 PM
Author: irate mother

(at 36 months): "She had her first period!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3982860&forum_id=2#36097253)



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Date: May 21st, 2018 2:34 PM
Author: Idiotic odious generalized bond parlor

have you told the father? is he excited?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3982860&forum_id=2#36097760)



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Date: May 21st, 2018 2:36 PM
Author: Big Patrolman

yes he was the mongoloid i was referring to

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3982860&forum_id=2#36097780)



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Date: May 21st, 2018 2:38 PM
Author: 180 digit ratio

So baby has a freakishly large head?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3982860&forum_id=2#36097798)



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Date: May 21st, 2018 2:39 PM
Author: Big Patrolman

apparently. we don't notice it. she's pretty big otherwise as well (75th percentile height and weight)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3982860&forum_id=2#36097807)



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Date: May 21st, 2018 2:46 PM
Author: 180 digit ratio

Humans are biologically programmed to see large heads as cute in babies and animals.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3982860&forum_id=2#36097871)



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Date: May 21st, 2018 3:12 PM
Author: Big Patrolman

what about in adults? asking for a friend that poasts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3982860&forum_id=2#36098112)



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Date: May 21st, 2018 2:55 PM
Author: Rough-skinned public bath wagecucks

prestigious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3982860&forum_id=2#36097966)



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Date: May 21st, 2018 3:17 PM
Author: Carmine lascivious reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3982860&forum_id=2#36098155)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 3:13 AM
Author: Honey-headed mood

"babydood" hehe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3982860&forum_id=2#36102700)