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Babbydood measured at 98th percentile head size at 4 months

Doesn’t mean much, but she’s probably not retarded
pungent dark trust fund
  05/21/18
Either that or a mongoloid
hilarious aphrodisiac church building
  05/21/18
Tru she might take after dad
pungent dark trust fund
  05/21/18
i'm sorry for your wife's vagina
Pearly aggressive library stain
  05/21/18
actually you should be sorry for the babbydood's head, which...
pungent dark trust fund
  05/21/18
so your babbydood comes from france?
Pearly aggressive library stain
  05/21/18
idgi friend
pungent dark trust fund
  05/21/18
someone will
Pearly aggressive library stain
  05/21/18
coneheads reference dood
startling water buffalo
  05/21/18
(First time parent)
aromatic opaque state boistinker
  05/21/18
(thinly veiled jealousy)
pungent dark trust fund
  05/21/18
Lol you have so much to learn.
aromatic opaque state boistinker
  05/21/18
lol i don't deny that. you're the one that waltzed in here s...
pungent dark trust fund
  05/21/18
I don't think she's jealous, she's just pointing out that th...
blathering stock car kitty
  05/21/18
that means you fucked up somewhere. shouldn't be that big of...
Adventurous tanning salon
  05/21/18
Nah, it was the first year that was anomalous. Wife is 5'1....
blathering stock car kitty
  05/21/18
Have you seen the growth charts for infants and young toddle...
aromatic opaque state boistinker
  05/21/18
(statistics masterman)
Transparent stag film famous landscape painting
  05/21/18
it's kind of like getting a job at a hedge fund making $700k...
pungent dark trust fund
  05/21/18
Not analogous at all dude. Just saying infant physical mile...
aromatic opaque state boistinker
  05/21/18
lol @ you acting like i don't know that because i'm a first ...
pungent dark trust fund
  05/21/18
...
Adventurous tanning salon
  05/21/18
Ooooook dude. You made a thread about it so I made fun of y...
aromatic opaque state boistinker
  05/21/18
why are you ducking my question?? does your son's whole face...
Adventurous tanning salon
  05/21/18
"You made a thread about it so I made fun of you. I tho...
glittery misanthropic legal warrant orchestra pit
  05/21/18
this is what nutella comes here for, as her whole sockpuppet...
Adventurous tanning salon
  05/21/18
she actually has a lot in common with RSF; probably more tha...
glittery misanthropic legal warrant orchestra pit
  05/21/18
Shrug. calling somebody a first time parent for making a fi...
aromatic opaque state boistinker
  05/21/18
LMAO at victimizing yourself when you invite the insults by ...
Adventurous tanning salon
  05/21/18
you're conflating a lot of different issues here. i respo...
glittery misanthropic legal warrant orchestra pit
  05/21/18
thanks. just giving you shit back. how's the pregnancy going...
pungent dark trust fund
  05/21/18
Pretty good...I haven’t tracked the “your baby is an avocado...
aromatic opaque state boistinker
  05/21/18
but you'll get to relive it with the second one pretty soon....
pungent dark trust fund
  05/21/18
Also very first time parent of you to infer jealousy from my...
aromatic opaque state boistinker
  05/21/18
you seem MAF about your pinhead son
Ebony disgusting internal respiration
  05/21/18
...
Adventurous tanning salon
  05/21/18
cr she's mad because her husband has a tiny brain
pungent dark trust fund
  05/21/18
I’m actually maf about my son’s 99% head that doesn’t fit th...
aromatic opaque state boistinker
  05/21/18
does his whole face just look kinda asian??
Adventurous tanning salon
  05/21/18
please respond
Adventurous tanning salon
  05/21/18
He looks like me with bigger eyes and higher nose. Most peo...
aromatic opaque state boistinker
  05/21/18
I was assured that once you inject some chink in the spawn, ...
Adventurous tanning salon
  05/21/18
humblebrag much?
Ebony disgusting internal respiration
  05/21/18
...
Adventurous tanning salon
  05/21/18
Explain?
Sepia Cerebral Fat Ankles
  05/21/18
(at 36 months): "She had her first period!"
Crawly Fishy Ticket Booth
  05/21/18
have you told the father? is he excited?
honey-headed diverse garrison sweet tailpipe
  05/21/18
yes he was the mongoloid i was referring to
pungent dark trust fund
  05/21/18
So baby has a freakishly large head?
Carmine principal's office dingle berry
  05/21/18
apparently. we don't notice it. she's pretty big otherwise a...
pungent dark trust fund
  05/21/18
Humans are biologically programmed to see large heads as cut...
Carmine principal's office dingle berry
  05/21/18
what about in adults? asking for a friend that poasts
pungent dark trust fund
  05/21/18
prestigious
Claret Coiffed Business Firm Philosopher-king
  05/21/18
...
Floppy french chef
  05/21/18
"babydood" hehe
Haunting charismatic area
  05/22/18


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Date: May 21st, 2018 1:14 PM
Author: pungent dark trust fund

Doesn’t mean much, but she’s probably not retarded

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3982860&forum_id=2#36097002)



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Date: May 21st, 2018 1:15 PM
Author: hilarious aphrodisiac church building

Either that or a mongoloid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3982860&forum_id=2#36097010)



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Date: May 21st, 2018 1:16 PM
Author: pungent dark trust fund

Tru she might take after dad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3982860&forum_id=2#36097029)



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Date: May 21st, 2018 1:24 PM
Author: Pearly aggressive library stain

i'm sorry for your wife's vagina

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3982860&forum_id=2#36097115)



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Date: May 21st, 2018 1:53 PM
Author: pungent dark trust fund

actually you should be sorry for the babbydood's head, which came out long and cylindrical, normalizing a few days later

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3982860&forum_id=2#36097358)



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Date: May 21st, 2018 2:49 PM
Author: Pearly aggressive library stain

so your babbydood comes from france?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3982860&forum_id=2#36097898)



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Date: May 21st, 2018 2:56 PM
Author: pungent dark trust fund

idgi friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3982860&forum_id=2#36097971)



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Date: May 21st, 2018 3:11 PM
Author: Pearly aggressive library stain

someone will

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3982860&forum_id=2#36098107)



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Date: May 21st, 2018 3:23 PM
Author: startling water buffalo

coneheads reference dood

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3982860&forum_id=2#36098211)



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Date: May 21st, 2018 1:31 PM
Author: aromatic opaque state boistinker

(First time parent)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3982860&forum_id=2#36097155)



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Date: May 21st, 2018 1:40 PM
Author: pungent dark trust fund

(thinly veiled jealousy)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3982860&forum_id=2#36097246)



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Date: May 21st, 2018 2:00 PM
Author: aromatic opaque state boistinker

Lol you have so much to learn.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3982860&forum_id=2#36097433)



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Date: May 21st, 2018 2:07 PM
Author: pungent dark trust fund

lol i don't deny that. you're the one that waltzed in here sounding jealous when i specifically downplayed the significance of any of this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3982860&forum_id=2#36097495)



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Date: May 21st, 2018 2:32 PM
Author: blathering stock car kitty

I don't think she's jealous, she's just pointing out that there's a lot a variance in those things. For example, my son spent his first year living it up at 94th percentile height. Now he's 3 1/2 and it looks like he won't even make 6 feet.

Edit: Also, congrats.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3982860&forum_id=2#36097736)



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Date: May 21st, 2018 2:33 PM
Author: Adventurous tanning salon

that means you fucked up somewhere. shouldn't be that big of a dropoff on the growth chart

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3982860&forum_id=2#36097750)



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Date: May 21st, 2018 2:36 PM
Author: blathering stock car kitty

Nah, it was the first year that was anomalous. Wife is 5'1.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3982860&forum_id=2#36097778)



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Date: May 21st, 2018 2:41 PM
Author: aromatic opaque state boistinker

Have you seen the growth charts for infants and young toddlers? The difference btwn 50% and 99% is like an inch or a few pounds. And none of it indicates where things will be in the future.

They’re all developmentally normal unless as long as you’re in the range.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3982860&forum_id=2#36097832)



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Date: May 21st, 2018 2:50 PM
Author: Transparent stag film famous landscape painting

(statistics masterman)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3982860&forum_id=2#36097906)



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Date: May 21st, 2018 2:35 PM
Author: pungent dark trust fund

it's kind of like getting a job at a hedge fund making $700k and me saying "enjoy getting laid off when the economy crashes!" it's catty and smacks of insecurity

but whatever. thanks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3982860&forum_id=2#36097769)



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Date: May 21st, 2018 2:47 PM
Author: aromatic opaque state boistinker

Not analogous at all dude. Just saying infant physical milestones seem like ancient times by the time your child hits even 1, let alone 3-4.

But perhaps you’re clouded by lack of sleep and in a sensitive state. I shouldnt make fun of you for sounding like a first time parent. We were all there once too. I hope that your daughter continues to have a huge head and brain :).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3982860&forum_id=2#36097875)



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Date: May 21st, 2018 2:55 PM
Author: pungent dark trust fund

lol @ you acting like i don't know that because i'm a first time parent

lol @ you technically also being a first time parent since you have one fucking kid

lol @ you continuing to sound MAF

it was a neat statistic, i'm not reading much into it at all



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3982860&forum_id=2#36097963)



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Date: May 21st, 2018 3:01 PM
Author: Adventurous tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3982860&forum_id=2#36098009)



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Date: May 21st, 2018 3:03 PM
Author: aromatic opaque state boistinker

Ooooook dude. You made a thread about it so I made fun of you. I thought that was the whole point of xoxo. Not mad and hope you’re not too. Enjoy your baby and try to get some sleep.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3982860&forum_id=2#36098031)



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Date: May 21st, 2018 3:04 PM
Author: Adventurous tanning salon

why are you ducking my question?? does your son's whole face just look kinda asian?? it'd be a real shame if you weren't able to wipe that chink stain off your genetic line

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3982860&forum_id=2#36098042)



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Date: May 21st, 2018 3:06 PM
Author: glittery misanthropic legal warrant orchestra pit

"You made a thread about it so I made fun of you. I thought that was the whole point of xoxo."

i don't think the "point" of xo is to shit on people gratuitously

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3982860&forum_id=2#36098067)



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Date: May 21st, 2018 3:08 PM
Author: Adventurous tanning salon

this is what nutella comes here for, as her whole sockpuppeting fiasco indicates. she wants validation for her life choices and the freedom to attack others behind a veil of anonymity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3982860&forum_id=2#36098082)



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Date: May 21st, 2018 3:09 PM
Author: glittery misanthropic legal warrant orchestra pit

she actually has a lot in common with RSF; probably more than she wants to admit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3982860&forum_id=2#36098090)



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Date: May 21st, 2018 3:15 PM
Author: aromatic opaque state boistinker

Shrug. calling somebody a first time parent for making a first time parent kind of comment seems pretty innocuous, esp compared to all the insults that get hurled at me and my family, but whatever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3982860&forum_id=2#36098137)



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Date: May 21st, 2018 3:25 PM
Author: Adventurous tanning salon

LMAO at victimizing yourself when you invite the insults by being a deliberately awful person. we didn't make you sockpuppet. you did that. we didn't make you ridicule your own son for looking like an azn NOWAG. you did that. we didn't make you advocate for bottle feeding so that you can do bottomless brunch. you did that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3982860&forum_id=2#36098237)



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Date: May 21st, 2018 3:32 PM
Author: glittery misanthropic legal warrant orchestra pit

you're conflating a lot of different issues here.

i responded to your earlier poast where you said that you made fun of the OP for creating a thread because that is the xo way. i disagreed that making fun of people for its own sake is xo's raison d'etre.

your critics say some nasty shit to you, some of which is way over the top and undeserved, but that has nothing to do with the point i raised.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3982860&forum_id=2#36098283)



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Date: May 21st, 2018 3:13 PM
Author: pungent dark trust fund

thanks. just giving you shit back. how's the pregnancy going?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3982860&forum_id=2#36098126)



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Date: May 21st, 2018 3:24 PM
Author: aromatic opaque state boistinker

Pretty good...I haven’t tracked the “your baby is an avocado” thing this time around. I think will just try to enjoy things as it will be my last time having a baby. It’s a cliche but it is really true that the days are long but the years are short thing. Before you know it, your daughter won’t let you hold her like a baby. I remember I would get annoyed when people said to enjoy and appreciate the time when they’re a baby, but now I kinda miss it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3982860&forum_id=2#36098225)



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Date: May 21st, 2018 3:33 PM
Author: pungent dark trust fund

but you'll get to relive it with the second one pretty soon. tbh the first 3 months were really difficult for me and i can't say i'm excited to do it again, even though we both want at least 2. just the monotonous routine without much validation in response was horrible. now it's better and i'm looking forward to her being more independent on the basic eating/sleeping stuff. you're having a girl this time right? i'm starting to see the daddy's girl thing in the way she lights up when she sees me (not as much with mom tbh). it's awesome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3982860&forum_id=2#36098286)



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Date: May 21st, 2018 2:34 PM
Author: aromatic opaque state boistinker

Also very first time parent of you to infer jealousy from my comment.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3982860&forum_id=2#36097766)



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Date: May 21st, 2018 2:33 PM
Author: Ebony disgusting internal respiration

you seem MAF about your pinhead son

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3982860&forum_id=2#36097749)



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Date: May 21st, 2018 2:33 PM
Author: Adventurous tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3982860&forum_id=2#36097752)



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Date: May 21st, 2018 2:35 PM
Author: pungent dark trust fund

cr she's mad because her husband has a tiny brain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3982860&forum_id=2#36097776)



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Date: May 21st, 2018 2:39 PM
Author: aromatic opaque state boistinker

I’m actually maf about my son’s 99% head that doesn’t fit through 3T head hole and I have to buy 4T that hang off him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3982860&forum_id=2#36097809)



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Date: May 21st, 2018 2:44 PM
Author: Adventurous tanning salon

does his whole face just look kinda asian??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3982860&forum_id=2#36097852)



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Date: May 21st, 2018 2:47 PM
Author: Adventurous tanning salon

please respond

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3982860&forum_id=2#36097878)



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Date: May 21st, 2018 3:06 PM
Author: aromatic opaque state boistinker

He looks like me with bigger eyes and higher nose. Most people would see him as mixed, not full Asian or white. To me, he is just perfect.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3982860&forum_id=2#36098060)



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Date: May 21st, 2018 3:10 PM
Author: Adventurous tanning salon

I was assured that once you inject some chink in the spawn, the whole face just looks kinda Asian. Nothing in your response disputes that. I'm sorry about your Asian-looking son, let's hope he doesn't grow up to shoot the white women who will inevitably reject him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3982860&forum_id=2#36098098)



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Date: May 21st, 2018 2:59 PM
Author: Ebony disgusting internal respiration

humblebrag much?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3982860&forum_id=2#36098001)



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Date: May 21st, 2018 2:32 PM
Author: Adventurous tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3982860&forum_id=2#36097744)



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Date: May 21st, 2018 2:08 PM
Author: Sepia Cerebral Fat Ankles

Explain?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3982860&forum_id=2#36097508)



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Date: May 21st, 2018 1:40 PM
Author: Crawly Fishy Ticket Booth

(at 36 months): "She had her first period!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3982860&forum_id=2#36097253)



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Date: May 21st, 2018 2:34 PM
Author: honey-headed diverse garrison sweet tailpipe

have you told the father? is he excited?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3982860&forum_id=2#36097760)



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Date: May 21st, 2018 2:36 PM
Author: pungent dark trust fund

yes he was the mongoloid i was referring to

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3982860&forum_id=2#36097780)



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Date: May 21st, 2018 2:38 PM
Author: Carmine principal's office dingle berry

So baby has a freakishly large head?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3982860&forum_id=2#36097798)



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Date: May 21st, 2018 2:39 PM
Author: pungent dark trust fund

apparently. we don't notice it. she's pretty big otherwise as well (75th percentile height and weight)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3982860&forum_id=2#36097807)



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Date: May 21st, 2018 2:46 PM
Author: Carmine principal's office dingle berry

Humans are biologically programmed to see large heads as cute in babies and animals.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3982860&forum_id=2#36097871)



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Date: May 21st, 2018 3:12 PM
Author: pungent dark trust fund

what about in adults? asking for a friend that poasts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3982860&forum_id=2#36098112)



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Date: May 21st, 2018 2:55 PM
Author: Claret Coiffed Business Firm Philosopher-king

prestigious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3982860&forum_id=2#36097966)



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Date: May 21st, 2018 3:17 PM
Author: Floppy french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3982860&forum_id=2#36098155)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 3:13 AM
Author: Haunting charismatic area

"babydood" hehe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3982860&forum_id=2#36102700)