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Date: May 21st, 2018 2:59 PM Author: gold coldplay fan gaping (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3982967&forum_id=2#36097996) |
Date: May 21st, 2018 3:01 PM Author: soul-stirring tantric giraffe The screener is a 20-minute chat, and the final round interview consists of five back-to-back chats.
Oh, wait, you do not attend the George Washington University Law Laboratory. |
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Date: May 21st, 2018 3:23 PM Author: gold coldplay fan gaping mods (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3982967&forum_id=2#36098217) |
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Date: May 21st, 2018 3:13 PM Author: multi-colored stage feces (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3982967&forum_id=2#36098130) |
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Date: May 21st, 2018 3:15 PM Author: Irate national whats crazy is that most of the time its complete bullshit. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3982967&forum_id=2#36098145) |
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Date: May 21st, 2018 3:19 PM Author: gold coldplay fan gaping theyre testing for endurance and interest as much as anything (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3982967&forum_id=2#36098174) |
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Date: May 21st, 2018 3:24 PM Author: arousing hideous site Interest is key (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3982967&forum_id=2#36098227) |
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Date: May 21st, 2018 3:25 PM Author: gold coldplay fan gaping Make sure to reply to all emails with a "!" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3982967&forum_id=2#36098232) |
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Date: May 21st, 2018 3:17 PM Author: Embarrassed to the bone halford Just get handed a job the spot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3982967&forum_id=2#36098157) |
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Date: May 21st, 2018 3:18 PM Author: gold coldplay fan gaping i had my hopes up on this, but now theres "one more final step" in the process. jfc (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3982967&forum_id=2#36098171) |
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Date: May 21st, 2018 3:47 PM Author: Embarrassed to the bone halford One more thing... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3982967&forum_id=2#36098372) |
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Date: May 21st, 2018 3:19 PM Author: Curious azure french chef Cr, it's fucking awful (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3982967&forum_id=2#36098180) |
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Date: May 21st, 2018 3:19 PM Author: Stirring jewess address go to law school (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3982967&forum_id=2#36098181) |
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Date: May 21st, 2018 3:20 PM Author: gold coldplay fan gaping maybe if this doesnt work out (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3982967&forum_id=2#36098184) |
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Date: May 21st, 2018 3:23 PM Author: White cracking crotch I just confirmed a third round gauntlet for the day after Memorial Day and my gmail immediately refreshed when i hit sent with an email from an hr slut at some startup ive never heard that i dont remember applying to asking for some “dates and times” that work for a 30 minute chat early this week. I wish i were dead. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3982967&forum_id=2#36098216) |
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Date: May 21st, 2018 3:24 PM Author: gold coldplay fan gaping Just cancel if you're not interested? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3982967&forum_id=2#36098221) |
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Date: May 21st, 2018 3:25 PM Author: White cracking crotch Yeah i think that makes sense i hate startups (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3982967&forum_id=2#36098241) |
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Date: May 21st, 2018 3:26 PM Author: gold coldplay fan gaping dont have the "startup mentality" braj? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3982967&forum_id=2#36098248) |
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Date: May 21st, 2018 3:33 PM Author: White cracking crotch Don’t think I can hear the words work hard play hard again in this lifetime (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3982967&forum_id=2#36098287) |
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Date: May 21st, 2018 7:18 PM Author: mentally impaired roast beef blood rage I joined a startup once. We crushed it for the two years I was there. Saw double digit, acellerating, year over growth. Then they hired a slob who had just left Starbucks, he and I never clicked, and I was terminated. But yeah, I grew tired of hearing the CEO constantly telling us that one of his top two priorities in life was to run a profitable company where his employees loved working there. |
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Date: May 21st, 2018 3:37 PM Author: fuchsia kitty cat faggotry it's been a decade since i've had one. can only imagine the bullshit liberal/open to diversity questions they ask everyone now. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3982967&forum_id=2#36098308) |
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Date: May 21st, 2018 3:39 PM Author: fluffy saffron hall preventive strike I was soft hired for my current jerb....and it took four months of other interviews and delays until I actually started. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3982967&forum_id=2#36098314) |
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Date: May 21st, 2018 3:45 PM Author: Contagious Theatre This is a structural feature of the economy after the 2008 depression/mugging. The number of layoffs was many times higher than economically needed. Hence the massive reserve army of the unemployed, minimal hiring, and a hiring process designed to be drawn out at every step.
HR is told to reject any request for a prompt interview process even if their calendar is perfectly empty. Interview panels are coached by management to display hostility to applicants. Management will not trust their subordinates' hiring decisions, leading to the multiple levels of interviews.
Thanks, libs. Eight fucking years of African socialism and here we are! |
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Date: May 21st, 2018 3:46 PM Author: arousing hideous site (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3982967&forum_id=2#36098363) |
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Date: May 21st, 2018 3:51 PM Author: Alcoholic main people sad thing is, interviewing for the job is the best part of the entire relationship. it's all downhill from there once you start (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3982967&forum_id=2#36098393) |
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Date: May 21st, 2018 3:55 PM Author: honey-headed razzle-dazzle office pisswyrm *get lucky with well crafted and tailored resume and cover letter, get interview* *spend days doing research to prepare for interview* *craft some convincing excuse to your employer re why you’ll be gone* *fly across country for interview* *maintain hours of fake interest and enthusiam* *”meet” with half the people via shitty video conference even though you flew across the country to their headquarters* *watch as the fickle person interviewing you grimaces at your response e to some random, minor question after you’d already given hours of great responses to other questions* HR bitch says “ok great we’ll definitely get back to you very soon!” *fly home with your hopes held high and spend the following days on Zillow looking at houses in the new city* *never hear from anyone at the company again*
Repeat this process indefinitely
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Date: May 21st, 2018 3:57 PM Author: gold coldplay fan gaping i did something like this once for a dream job, emailed recruiter after, NOTHING. then, a few months later i got some automated messaged that i was rejected. fucking awful and demoralizing experience (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3982967&forum_id=2#36098440) |
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Date: May 21st, 2018 4:01 PM Author: honey-headed razzle-dazzle office pisswyrm HR people lie through their teeth and will ghost you most of the time. Applying for jobs is a total flame. The best way to get a job is for the employer to call you and recruit you. I’ve gotten offers 100% of the time when they called me (two companies and one firm in the past year) and 0% of the time when I applied for a job (including several interviews where I flew out to meet with them). (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3982967&forum_id=2#36098467) |
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Date: May 21st, 2018 4:02 PM Author: Alcoholic main people jfc (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3982967&forum_id=2#36098476) |
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Date: May 21st, 2018 4:19 PM Author: honey-headed razzle-dazzle office pisswyrm Employers are very suspicious of anyone who applies for a job. They think there must be something wrong with you or that you’re being forced out of your current job. I’ve been interrogated like a I was facing the Stasi when I applied: “why are you here?” “I don’t understand, WHY do you want to work here?” They have some random correct answer in their head and if what you say isn’t it, you’re fucked. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3982967&forum_id=2#36098627) |
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Date: May 21st, 2018 4:32 PM Author: arousing hideous site Boomers are scum (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3982967&forum_id=2#36098742) |
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Date: May 21st, 2018 4:31 PM Author: White cracking crotch I have been completely ghosted after being the second choice and 6 rounds of interviews over the course of three months. This was also a place where the hr slut fucked up and gave me a date that was a week earlier than when I was supposed to be scheduled for the final round. The GC had to step out of a meeting to meet me in the lobby and actually said “who are you?” I’m sure they blamed me for the debacle even though they conceded hr slut fucked up. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3982967&forum_id=2#36098724) |
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Date: May 21st, 2018 4:46 PM Author: honey-headed razzle-dazzle office pisswyrm Lol but not surprising whatsoever (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3982967&forum_id=2#36098863) |
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Date: May 21st, 2018 4:57 PM Author: White cracking crotch Cr I made the mistake of applying earnestly and going through their interview process (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3982967&forum_id=2#36098943) |
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Date: May 21st, 2018 6:34 PM Author: laughsome sable brunch dingle berry And even if they do know on some level that it was there fault and not your's it doesn't really matter. If someone they had a better experience with another candidate they'll just go with that one even though you didn't get a fair shot. Whole process is fucking garbage and this is in what we're told is a good job market. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3982967&forum_id=2#36099671) |
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Date: May 21st, 2018 10:57 PM Author: soul-stirring tantric giraffe GO | TO | LAW SCHOOL (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3982967&forum_id=2#36101532) |
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Date: May 21st, 2018 11:07 PM Author: flesh stubborn hunting ground codepig *OP returns 3 years later, 250k+ in debt and NOOFFER* *poasts "you fucking cunt" like earl in the alt+f4 subthread* |
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Date: May 21st, 2018 4:34 PM Author: Citrine blathering cuck space Is it possible to network bud? So much better when someone else is talking you up, hardcore. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3982967&forum_id=2#36098756) |
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Date: May 21st, 2018 6:33 PM Author: honey-headed razzle-dazzle office pisswyrm (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3982967&forum_id=2#36099645) |