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big sapphire resort
  05/21/18
The screener is a 20-minute chat, and the final round interv...
spectacular shimmering multi-billionaire
  05/21/18
mods
big sapphire resort
  05/21/18
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Stubborn piazza
  05/21/18
whats crazy is that most of the time its complete bullshit. ...
marvelous aggressive faggot firefighter fat ankles
  05/21/18
theyre testing for endurance and interest as much as anythin...
big sapphire resort
  05/21/18
Interest is key
territorial death wish
  05/21/18
Make sure to reply to all emails with a "!"
big sapphire resort
  05/21/18
Just get handed a job the spot
Idiotic doobsian parlor associate
  05/21/18
i had my hopes up on this, but now theres "one more fin...
big sapphire resort
  05/21/18
One more thing...
Idiotic doobsian parlor associate
  05/21/18
Cr, it's fucking awful
floppy depressive
  05/21/18
go to law school
Poppy Razzle Jewess Knife
  05/21/18
maybe if this doesnt work out
big sapphire resort
  05/21/18
I just confirmed a third round gauntlet for the day after Me...
vibrant thirsty plaza windowlicker
  05/21/18
Just cancel if you're not interested?
big sapphire resort
  05/21/18
Yeah i think that makes sense i hate startups
vibrant thirsty plaza windowlicker
  05/21/18
dont have the "startup mentality" braj?
big sapphire resort
  05/21/18
Don’t think I can hear the words work hard play hard again i...
vibrant thirsty plaza windowlicker
  05/21/18
I joined a startup once. We crushed it for the two years I w...
Burgundy home chad
  05/21/18
it's been a decade since i've had one. can only imagine the ...
shaky indigo temple
  05/21/18
I was soft hired for my current jerb....and it took four mon...
splenetic stock car
  05/21/18
This is a structural feature of the economy after the 2008 d...
Slap-happy stage
  05/21/18
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territorial death wish
  05/21/18
sad thing is, interviewing for the job is the best part of t...
tantric cobalt theater stage police squad
  05/21/18
*get lucky with well crafted and tailored resume and cover l...
Cerebral blue stead alpha
  05/21/18
i did something like this once for a dream job, emailed recr...
big sapphire resort
  05/21/18
HR people lie through their teeth and will ghost you most of...
Cerebral blue stead alpha
  05/21/18
jfc
tantric cobalt theater stage police squad
  05/21/18
Employers are very suspicious of anyone who applies for a jo...
Cerebral blue stead alpha
  05/21/18
Boomers are scum
territorial death wish
  05/21/18
I have been completely ghosted after being the second choice...
vibrant thirsty plaza windowlicker
  05/21/18
Lol but not surprising whatsoever
Cerebral blue stead alpha
  05/21/18
Cr I made the mistake of applying earnestly and going throug...
vibrant thirsty plaza windowlicker
  05/21/18
And even if they do know on some level that it was there fau...
Bat-shit-crazy tripping nowag
  05/21/18
GO | TO | LAW SCHOOL
spectacular shimmering multi-billionaire
  05/21/18
*OP returns 3 years later, 250k+ in debt and NOOFFER* *poas...
transparent motley lodge
  05/21/18
Is it possible to network bud? So much better when someone ...
self-absorbed brunch
  05/21/18
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Cerebral blue stead alpha
  05/21/18


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Date: May 21st, 2018 2:59 PM
Author: big sapphire resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3982967&forum_id=2#36097996)



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Date: May 21st, 2018 3:01 PM
Author: spectacular shimmering multi-billionaire

The screener is a 20-minute chat, and the final round interview consists of five back-to-back chats.

Oh, wait, you do not attend the George Washington University Law Laboratory.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3982967&forum_id=2#36098008)



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Date: May 21st, 2018 3:23 PM
Author: big sapphire resort

mods

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3982967&forum_id=2#36098217)



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Date: May 21st, 2018 3:13 PM
Author: Stubborn piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3982967&forum_id=2#36098130)



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Date: May 21st, 2018 3:15 PM
Author: marvelous aggressive faggot firefighter fat ankles

whats crazy is that most of the time its complete bullshit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3982967&forum_id=2#36098145)



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Date: May 21st, 2018 3:19 PM
Author: big sapphire resort

theyre testing for endurance and interest as much as anything

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3982967&forum_id=2#36098174)



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Date: May 21st, 2018 3:24 PM
Author: territorial death wish

Interest is key

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3982967&forum_id=2#36098227)



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Date: May 21st, 2018 3:25 PM
Author: big sapphire resort

Make sure to reply to all emails with a "!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3982967&forum_id=2#36098232)



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Date: May 21st, 2018 3:17 PM
Author: Idiotic doobsian parlor associate

Just get handed a job the spot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3982967&forum_id=2#36098157)



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Date: May 21st, 2018 3:18 PM
Author: big sapphire resort

i had my hopes up on this, but now theres "one more final step" in the process. jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3982967&forum_id=2#36098171)



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Date: May 21st, 2018 3:47 PM
Author: Idiotic doobsian parlor associate

One more thing...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3982967&forum_id=2#36098372)



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Date: May 21st, 2018 3:19 PM
Author: floppy depressive

Cr, it's fucking awful

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3982967&forum_id=2#36098180)



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Date: May 21st, 2018 3:19 PM
Author: Poppy Razzle Jewess Knife

go to law school

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3982967&forum_id=2#36098181)



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Date: May 21st, 2018 3:20 PM
Author: big sapphire resort

maybe if this doesnt work out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3982967&forum_id=2#36098184)



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Date: May 21st, 2018 3:23 PM
Author: vibrant thirsty plaza windowlicker

I just confirmed a third round gauntlet for the day after Memorial Day and my gmail immediately refreshed when i hit sent with an email from an hr slut at some startup ive never heard that i dont remember applying to asking for some “dates and times” that work for a 30 minute chat early this week. I wish i were dead.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3982967&forum_id=2#36098216)



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Date: May 21st, 2018 3:24 PM
Author: big sapphire resort

Just cancel if you're not interested?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3982967&forum_id=2#36098221)



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Date: May 21st, 2018 3:25 PM
Author: vibrant thirsty plaza windowlicker

Yeah i think that makes sense i hate startups

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3982967&forum_id=2#36098241)



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Date: May 21st, 2018 3:26 PM
Author: big sapphire resort

dont have the "startup mentality" braj?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3982967&forum_id=2#36098248)



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Date: May 21st, 2018 3:33 PM
Author: vibrant thirsty plaza windowlicker

Don’t think I can hear the words work hard play hard again in this lifetime

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3982967&forum_id=2#36098287)



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Date: May 21st, 2018 7:18 PM
Author: Burgundy home chad

I joined a startup once. We crushed it for the two years I was there. Saw double digit, acellerating, year over growth.

Then they hired a slob who had just left Starbucks, he and I never clicked, and I was terminated.

But yeah, I grew tired of hearing the CEO constantly telling us that one of his top two priorities in life was to run a profitable company where his employees loved working there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3982967&forum_id=2#36100025)



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Date: May 21st, 2018 3:37 PM
Author: shaky indigo temple

it's been a decade since i've had one. can only imagine the bullshit liberal/open to diversity questions they ask everyone now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3982967&forum_id=2#36098308)



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Date: May 21st, 2018 3:39 PM
Author: splenetic stock car

I was soft hired for my current jerb....and it took four months of other interviews and delays until I actually started.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3982967&forum_id=2#36098314)



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Date: May 21st, 2018 3:45 PM
Author: Slap-happy stage

This is a structural feature of the economy after the 2008 depression/mugging. The number of layoffs was many times higher than economically needed. Hence the massive reserve army of the unemployed, minimal hiring, and a hiring process designed to be drawn out at every step.

HR is told to reject any request for a prompt interview process even if their calendar is perfectly empty. Interview panels are coached by management to display hostility to applicants. Management will not trust their subordinates' hiring decisions, leading to the multiple levels of interviews.

Thanks, libs. Eight fucking years of African socialism and here we are!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3982967&forum_id=2#36098355)



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Date: May 21st, 2018 3:46 PM
Author: territorial death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3982967&forum_id=2#36098363)



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Date: May 21st, 2018 3:51 PM
Author: tantric cobalt theater stage police squad

sad thing is, interviewing for the job is the best part of the entire relationship. it's all downhill from there once you start

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3982967&forum_id=2#36098393)



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Date: May 21st, 2018 3:55 PM
Author: Cerebral blue stead alpha

*get lucky with well crafted and tailored resume and cover letter, get interview*

*spend days doing research to prepare for interview*

*craft some convincing excuse to your employer re why you’ll be gone*

*fly across country for interview*

*maintain hours of fake interest and enthusiam*

*”meet” with half the people via shitty video conference even though you flew across the country to their headquarters*

*watch as the fickle person interviewing you grimaces at your response e to some random, minor question after you’d already given hours of great responses to other questions*

HR bitch says “ok great we’ll definitely get back to you very soon!”

*fly home with your hopes held high and spend the following days on Zillow looking at houses in the new city*

*never hear from anyone at the company again*

Repeat this process indefinitely



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3982967&forum_id=2#36098426)



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Date: May 21st, 2018 3:57 PM
Author: big sapphire resort

i did something like this once for a dream job, emailed recruiter after, NOTHING. then, a few months later i got some automated messaged that i was rejected. fucking awful and demoralizing experience

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3982967&forum_id=2#36098440)



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Date: May 21st, 2018 4:01 PM
Author: Cerebral blue stead alpha

HR people lie through their teeth and will ghost you most of the time. Applying for jobs is a total flame. The best way to get a job is for the employer to call you and recruit you. I’ve gotten offers 100% of the time when they called me (two companies and one firm in the past year) and 0% of the time when I applied for a job (including several interviews where I flew out to meet with them).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3982967&forum_id=2#36098467)



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Date: May 21st, 2018 4:02 PM
Author: tantric cobalt theater stage police squad

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3982967&forum_id=2#36098476)



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Date: May 21st, 2018 4:19 PM
Author: Cerebral blue stead alpha

Employers are very suspicious of anyone who applies for a job. They think there must be something wrong with you or that you’re being forced out of your current job. I’ve been interrogated like a I was facing the Stasi when I applied: “why are you here?” “I don’t understand, WHY do you want to work here?” They have some random correct answer in their head and if what you say isn’t it, you’re fucked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3982967&forum_id=2#36098627)



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Date: May 21st, 2018 4:32 PM
Author: territorial death wish

Boomers are scum

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3982967&forum_id=2#36098742)



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Date: May 21st, 2018 4:31 PM
Author: vibrant thirsty plaza windowlicker

I have been completely ghosted after being the second choice and 6 rounds of interviews over the course of three months. This was also a place where the hr slut fucked up and gave me a date that was a week earlier than when I was supposed to be scheduled for the final round. The GC had to step out of a meeting to meet me in the lobby and actually said “who are you?” I’m sure they blamed me for the debacle even though they conceded hr slut fucked up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3982967&forum_id=2#36098724)



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Date: May 21st, 2018 4:46 PM
Author: Cerebral blue stead alpha

Lol but not surprising whatsoever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3982967&forum_id=2#36098863)



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Date: May 21st, 2018 4:57 PM
Author: vibrant thirsty plaza windowlicker

Cr I made the mistake of applying earnestly and going through their interview process

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3982967&forum_id=2#36098943)



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Date: May 21st, 2018 6:34 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy tripping nowag

And even if they do know on some level that it was there fault and not your's it doesn't really matter. If someone they had a better experience with another candidate they'll just go with that one even though you didn't get a fair shot. Whole process is fucking garbage and this is in what we're told is a good job market.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3982967&forum_id=2#36099671)



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Date: May 21st, 2018 10:57 PM
Author: spectacular shimmering multi-billionaire

GO | TO | LAW SCHOOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3982967&forum_id=2#36101532)



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Date: May 21st, 2018 11:07 PM
Author: transparent motley lodge

*OP returns 3 years later, 250k+ in debt and NOOFFER*

*poasts "you fucking cunt" like earl in the alt+f4 subthread*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3982967&forum_id=2#36101584)



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Date: May 21st, 2018 4:34 PM
Author: self-absorbed brunch

Is it possible to network bud? So much better when someone else is talking you up, hardcore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3982967&forum_id=2#36098756)



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Date: May 21st, 2018 6:33 PM
Author: Cerebral blue stead alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3982967&forum_id=2#36099645)