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Rate this demand letter that COHEN sent to the editor of THE ONION

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DdvoSexV4AAQFPF?format=jpg&n...
exciting international law enforcement agency
  05/21/18
Shit like this never works and usually backfires. However, o...
aqua son of senegal
  05/21/18
CR, Boomer's love this shit
mahogany impertinent whorehouse
  05/21/18
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curious dysfunction den
  05/21/18
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onyx brunch
  05/23/18
dumb
Autistic Primrose Rehab
  05/23/18
"Govern yourself accordingly" is way more alpha
curious dysfunction den
  05/21/18
Govern yourself accordingly and all variations are the mark ...
Fragrant carmine market
  05/21/18
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exciting international law enforcement agency
  07/13/18
lmao
Smoky coffee pot
  05/21/18
Sounds like he wants some meet and confer.
Narrow-minded goal in life
  05/21/18
"The company accepts no responsibility for any virus yo...
Smoky coffee pot
  05/21/18
Rich, coming from the expert in viruses. :)
contagious nofapping stock car
  05/21/18
"The pozpig accepts no responsibility for any virus you...
Fishy kitty cat
  05/21/18
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Apoplectic Chestnut Community Account Preventive Strike
  05/21/18
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Yellow Gaped Philosopher-king
  07/13/18
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Indecent partner
  05/21/18
If, as the disclaimer says, the views are those of the autho...
exhilarant water buffalo ape
  05/21/18
yep, that's Trump's lawyer alright
Indecent partner
  05/21/18
"even in your Onion."
floppy feces
  05/21/18
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exciting international law enforcement agency
  05/21/18
...
Smoky coffee pot
  05/21/18
...
Odious jew mad cow disease
  05/23/18
Reminder that this shitlawyer Cooley grad who doesn't know t...
vigorous unhinged codepig newt
  05/21/18
lol, call him up and be like "Let's discuss" and s...
Green trump supporter
  05/23/18
lmao subject of the satirical article became president
180 persian
  07/13/18


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Date: May 21st, 2018 4:42 PM
Author: exciting international law enforcement agency

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DdvoSexV4AAQFPF?format=jpg&name=900x900

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3983055&forum_id=2#36098829)



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Date: May 21st, 2018 4:45 PM
Author: aqua son of senegal

Shit like this never works and usually backfires. However, old boomer clients want you to be a tough guy, so you are sometimes forced wasting time firing off a pointless burner or two that you are embarrassed to sign.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3983055&forum_id=2#36098851)



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Date: May 21st, 2018 4:53 PM
Author: mahogany impertinent whorehouse

CR, Boomer's love this shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3983055&forum_id=2#36098923)



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Date: May 21st, 2018 4:59 PM
Author: curious dysfunction den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3983055&forum_id=2#36098961)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 2:41 PM
Author: onyx brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3983055&forum_id=2#36112845)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 2:42 PM
Author: Autistic Primrose Rehab

dumb

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3983055&forum_id=2#36112852)



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Date: May 21st, 2018 4:43 PM
Author: curious dysfunction den

"Govern yourself accordingly" is way more alpha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3983055&forum_id=2#36098838)



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Date: May 21st, 2018 5:44 PM
Author: Fragrant carmine market

Govern yourself accordingly and all variations are the mark of the true shitlawyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3983055&forum_id=2#36099224)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 2:57 AM
Author: exciting international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3983055&forum_id=2#36417140)



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Date: May 21st, 2018 4:45 PM
Author: Smoky coffee pot

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3983055&forum_id=2#36098854)



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Date: May 21st, 2018 4:45 PM
Author: Narrow-minded goal in life

Sounds like he wants some meet and confer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3983055&forum_id=2#36098859)



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Date: May 21st, 2018 4:46 PM
Author: Smoky coffee pot

"The company accepts no responsibility for any virus you may get from this email" sounds vaguely threatening

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3983055&forum_id=2#36098864)



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Date: May 21st, 2018 4:50 PM
Author: contagious nofapping stock car

Rich, coming from the expert in viruses. :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3983055&forum_id=2#36098898)



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Date: May 21st, 2018 4:57 PM
Author: Fishy kitty cat

"The pozpig accepts no responsibility for any virus you may get from this pozload"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3983055&forum_id=2#36098946)



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Date: May 21st, 2018 10:37 PM
Author: Apoplectic Chestnut Community Account Preventive Strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3983055&forum_id=2#36101386)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 3:16 AM
Author: Yellow Gaped Philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3983055&forum_id=2#36417153)



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Date: May 21st, 2018 4:51 PM
Author: Indecent partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3983055&forum_id=2#36098900)



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Date: May 21st, 2018 4:49 PM
Author: exhilarant water buffalo ape

If, as the disclaimer says, the views are those of the author and not the company, then that makes it pretty difficult to speak on behalf of a company.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3983055&forum_id=2#36098885)



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Date: May 21st, 2018 4:50 PM
Author: Indecent partner

yep, that's Trump's lawyer alright

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3983055&forum_id=2#36098892)



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Date: May 21st, 2018 4:55 PM
Author: floppy feces

"even in your Onion."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3983055&forum_id=2#36098939)



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Date: May 21st, 2018 10:27 PM
Author: exciting international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3983055&forum_id=2#36101317)



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Date: May 21st, 2018 10:28 PM
Author: Smoky coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3983055&forum_id=2#36101328)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 2:45 PM
Author: Odious jew mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3983055&forum_id=2#36112867)



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Date: May 21st, 2018 5:47 PM
Author: vigorous unhinged codepig newt

Reminder that this shitlawyer Cooley grad who doesn't know the Onion is satire was paid millions for his advice and counsel

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3983055&forum_id=2#36099244)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 2:43 PM
Author: Green trump supporter

lol, call him up and be like "Let's discuss" and see how much time you can waste.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3983055&forum_id=2#36112860)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 3:13 AM
Author: 180 persian

lmao subject of the satirical article became president

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3983055&forum_id=2#36417149)