But if you go to the newest movie theaters it is infinitely more horrifying with the oafishly large leather seats that recline. I went to one today and there was a fucking TRAY attached to the seat for you to put food on and there were two massive cup holders on each seat. It's just so much more disgusting. You have obese freaks munching out of literal fucking TROUGHS while they fart and shit their pants and maybe get jerked off and cum everywhere for good measure in these ugly cocoons. When you sit in these new seats it's like you're wrapped in a leather hammock with a bunch of shit, farts, and jizz loads soaked into it while you stare at a hunk of linoleum with crumbs and condiments all over.

Of course, it makes sense why it would be like this. In the 50s people were skinny and didn't just completely let go of themselves so the wood seats are fine even if mildly uncomfortable. Now the average person is shameless in their hedonism. They're fat as fuck, constantly eating and farting like goddamn cows, and they're lazy and shameless, achieving comfort and convince at the cost of wallowing in the filth and shit particles of strangers.

At the same time, this is only something you see in the megaplexes off the highway that are showing 20 different superhero movies and not the small movie theaters in your town square that are showing two or three independent movies, so of course the sort of crowd the former is going to attract is a bunch of obese, low IQ white trash, dindus, mexicans, and chinapeople who are just there to eat and fuck and cum and fart and watch a 7-11 big gulp of a movie with no depth or intrigue or complexity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3983498&forum_id=2#36102512)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SdAy7GIMpTk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3983498&forum_id=2#36102548)

At least once a month I sneak out of work after lunch and watch a movie there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3983498&forum_id=2#36106653)

i have a routine now. lunch at meizhou dongpo, espresso/gelato at eataly and a movie in the dolby theater

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3983498&forum_id=2#36106704)

"i hate having to watch movies with people who dont know how to shut the fuck up and/or minorities and wish i had enough money to afford the comfort suite"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3983498&forum_id=2#36102634)

Best Movie Theater I ever went to was in China can't recall the Province but it was up North. You paid one price to get in and they had 3-4 screens of Kung Fu Movies playing you could walk in and out and spend the day there.

There were these tight Chinese girls wearing short skirts standing and surveying the audience in the aisle ways. They would pop into the seating rows every so often and not be seen for 5-10 mins. The chairs were wooden and big enough to fit two people in at once (probably only big enough for one US beast). After a while it twigged the girls were giving hand jobs to audience members. One of them passed us after finishing and motioned towards me if I wanted servicing (my then gf was with me - her face was priceless).

China - All Day pass with Kung Fu Movies, big wooden seating with enclosure and Handjobs at command.

US - Movie pass for Non Stop Super Hero Movies, sat on cum/shit filled seats sat next to blue haired landwhales wearing Marvel merchandise (your app date).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3983498&forum_id=2#36102631)

*coalesces with shit, piss and jizz*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3983498&forum_id=2#36104030)

Waiter service, full menu of food and alcohol, airline style reclining seats in private booth areas, blankets and a pillow. It's 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3983498&forum_id=2#36104353)

America. :-/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3983498&forum_id=2#36104564)

The fake leather seats in the super comfortable theaters are probably easier to wash.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3983498&forum_id=2#36105146)

Jfc this is so prole. I'm so ashamed of you earl.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3983498&forum_id=2#36105196)

Theaters seem cleaner to me today. But again, while I do go to indie theaters from time to time (these are no cleaner in my experience), I have never been to one with hard wooden chairs with only white people dressed in ties.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3983498&forum_id=2#36105296)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3983498&forum_id=2#36105308)

If you want to bitch about the movies or the cost, that's fine. But there is nothing good about the old way of going to movies - lining up for 40 minutes to scramble into a squished uncomfortable seat.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3983498&forum_id=2#36105167)

https://78.media.tumblr.com/86fff0e9f43265527f36fc74ca22d337/tumblr_owlwfnSleF1v12dw0o1_1280.gif

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3983498&forum_id=2#36105662)

He was just laying there next to me chowing down on a 3-course meal, giggling and wiggling his toes everytime somebody on the screen said anything. It was a nightmare.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3983498&forum_id=2#36106819)

I absolutely love reserving seats and not having too much of an elbow negotiation with neighbors, though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3983498&forum_id=2#36109266)