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Any bros doing practice group lunches for summers have tips?

What are some good tips to get summers interested in your pr...
Crawly Ebony Nibblets
  05/23/18
suck their dicks
Vivacious Trust Fund Factory Reset Button
  05/23/18
take them to trapeze lessons
scarlet know-it-all stage internal respiration
  05/23/18
Stay aloof, don't say a word, and wait for them to break the...
french principal's office
  05/23/18
My blood pressure went up just from reading this description
electric stock car
  05/23/18
...
Vermilion Space
  05/24/18
go to one those painting classes where you drink wine
Vivacious Trust Fund Factory Reset Button
  05/23/18
Invite them to drinks and dinners and strip clubs and shit w...
Maize Lascivious Son Of Senegal Faggotry
  05/23/18
lol you really are too far gone if you have to ask this ques...
Black internet-worthy meetinghouse
  05/23/18
My group is really understaffed and we really need fresh bod...
Crawly Ebony Nibblets
  05/23/18
Give them assignments suitable for a 4th year and spend an h...
Maize Lascivious Son Of Senegal Faggotry
  05/23/18
then be the type of guy summers would want to work for. ...
Black internet-worthy meetinghouse
  05/23/18
Summers aren’t dumb anymore bro. Most of them now aren’t goi...
Crawly Ebony Nibblets
  05/23/18
hmm maybe this guy is right i dunno - i've been succes...
dashing set newt
  05/23/18
false. most people know having a good boss(es) is more impor...
Black internet-worthy meetinghouse
  05/23/18
the work is all basically the same in that it's all shit
Vivacious Trust Fund Factory Reset Button
  05/23/18
right
Black internet-worthy meetinghouse
  05/23/18
summers might not realize this yet, however
Vivacious Trust Fund Factory Reset Button
  05/23/18
but they can sense the desperation behind an aspie senior as...
Black internet-worthy meetinghouse
  05/23/18
Summers have no idea who their bosses will be when they come...
carmine forum blood rage
  05/24/18
Wrong, summers are very dumb, perhaps dumber than ever, and ...
magical casino
  05/24/18
...
Vermilion Space
  05/23/18
looksmaxxx, order them a few drinks and then tell them the t...
dashing set newt
  05/23/18
tell them to email rach and cop monikers
Provocative shitlib
  05/23/18
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Unhinged lavender sanctuary useless brakes
  05/23/18
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Azure histrionic tank
  05/24/18
...
Crawly Ebony Nibblets
  05/23/18
Show them IFNB power poses
Ruby Impertinent Rigor
  05/23/18
Probably Cr
Crawly Ebony Nibblets
  05/23/18
...
Vivacious Trust Fund Factory Reset Button
  05/23/18
Maybe pick a room with easily cleanable floors (e.g. vinyl o...
electric stock car
  05/23/18
cr
pea-brained turdskin pit
  05/24/18
Assuming you're not boozing at the lunches you're not going ...
Smoky Well-lubricated Haunted Graveyard
  05/23/18
They’re cutting off everything except beer and wine at event...
Chocolate beta area becky
  05/23/18
I heard this is becoming more common
Ruby Impertinent Rigor
  05/23/18
Wait do you really think summers will turn down their offers...
scarlet know-it-all stage internal respiration
  05/23/18
Pretty sure he's trying to lure people into his practice gro...
Smoky Well-lubricated Haunted Graveyard
  05/23/18
The latter. The partners in the group are not big on extracu...
Crawly Ebony Nibblets
  05/23/18
just make friends with one or two summers and hang out with ...
scarlet know-it-all stage internal respiration
  05/23/18
Lol ask them to go bar hopping outside of recruiting events?...
Crawly Ebony Nibblets
  05/23/18
They don't want to hear about your practice group. Lol. But ...
Pink boyish national
  05/23/18
Ask HR to increase your headcount
Blathering Poppy Business Firm Really Tough Guy
  05/23/18
biglaw sounds 180
arousing brunch
  05/23/18
tons of parties, people getting blasted
Translucent hall
  05/23/18
...
Vermilion Space
  05/24/18
Focus on 1 or 2 hard workers who are actually interested in ...
carmine forum blood rage
  05/24/18
I’m a transactional lawyer
Crawly Ebony Nibblets
  05/24/18


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Date: May 23rd, 2018 3:29 PM
Author: Crawly Ebony Nibblets

What are some good tips to get summers interested in your practice? Do you tell lots of war stories?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36113196)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 3:29 PM
Author: Vivacious Trust Fund Factory Reset Button

suck their dicks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36113199)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 3:31 PM
Author: scarlet know-it-all stage internal respiration

take them to trapeze lessons

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36113203)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 3:32 PM
Author: french principal's office

Stay aloof, don't say a word, and wait for them to break the excruciating silence with questions about your practice.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36113212)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 9:00 PM
Author: electric stock car

My blood pressure went up just from reading this description

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36115205)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 6:17 AM
Author: Vermilion Space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36117214)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 3:32 PM
Author: Vivacious Trust Fund Factory Reset Button

go to one those painting classes where you drink wine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36113216)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 3:34 PM
Author: Maize Lascivious Son Of Senegal Faggotry

Invite them to drinks and dinners and strip clubs and shit with your clenrs and get them all fucked up spewing business advice and financial theories to everyone super cocky and show them that it IS in fact how every week is in your practice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36113221)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 3:35 PM
Author: Black internet-worthy meetinghouse

lol you really are too far gone if you have to ask this question

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36113229)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 3:35 PM
Author: Crawly Ebony Nibblets

My group is really understaffed and we really need fresh bodies next year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36113235)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 3:36 PM
Author: Maize Lascivious Son Of Senegal Faggotry

Give them assignments suitable for a 4th year and spend an hour giving directions and then tell they are doing the real thing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36113243)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 3:36 PM
Author: Black internet-worthy meetinghouse

then be the type of guy summers would want to work for.

but if you're saying like things like 'war stories' and 'fresh bodies', i doubt that would ever be the case

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36113244)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 3:38 PM
Author: Crawly Ebony Nibblets

Summers aren’t dumb anymore bro. Most of them now aren’t going to convinced by personalities, they want to know what you’re actually doing as an associate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36113257)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 3:39 PM
Author: dashing set newt

hmm

maybe this guy is right

i dunno - i've been successful with my approach

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36113265)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 3:43 PM
Author: Black internet-worthy meetinghouse

false. most people know having a good boss(es) is more important than the substance of their work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36113289)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 3:45 PM
Author: Vivacious Trust Fund Factory Reset Button

the work is all basically the same in that it's all shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36113305)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 3:45 PM
Author: Black internet-worthy meetinghouse

right

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36113309)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 3:46 PM
Author: Vivacious Trust Fund Factory Reset Button

summers might not realize this yet, however

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36113313)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 3:50 PM
Author: Black internet-worthy meetinghouse

but they can sense the desperation behind an aspie senior associate like op with bread crumbs all over his BB shirt telling them 'war stories' about being at the printers at 4am

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36113351)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 6:45 AM
Author: carmine forum blood rage

Summers have no idea who their bosses will be when they come back in 15 months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36117227)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 6:48 AM
Author: magical casino

Wrong, summers are very dumb, perhaps dumber than ever, and they will be almost entirely convinced based on personality

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36117234)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 9:07 PM
Author: Vermilion Space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36115247)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 3:37 PM
Author: dashing set newt

looksmaxxx, order them a few drinks and then tell them the truth

they will get off on hearing how HARD you work and how you're working on FRONT PAGE DEALS and that they can be JUST LIKE YOU if they only put their minds to it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36113254)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 3:41 PM
Author: Provocative shitlib

tell them to email rach and cop monikers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36113277)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 3:42 PM
Author: Unhinged lavender sanctuary useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36113285)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 6:59 AM
Author: Azure histrionic tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36117245)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 4:30 PM
Author: Crawly Ebony Nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36113643)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 4:31 PM
Author: Ruby Impertinent Rigor

Show them IFNB power poses

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36113653)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 5:19 PM
Author: Crawly Ebony Nibblets

Probably Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36113959)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 5:20 PM
Author: Vivacious Trust Fund Factory Reset Button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36113963)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 9:01 PM
Author: electric stock car

Maybe pick a room with easily cleanable floors (e.g. vinyl or wood) if you’re going to be doing IFNB stuff

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36115213)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 2:03 PM
Author: pea-brained turdskin pit

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36119730)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 8:47 PM
Author: Smoky Well-lubricated Haunted Graveyard

Assuming you're not boozing at the lunches you're not going to make much progress there. The most effective way to lure people to your group (assuming you're not in some world renowned group that HYS kids are clawing each other's eyes out to get into) is to be the fun group that goes out and drinks a bunch and stresses the work hard play hard bullshit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36115139)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 8:49 PM
Author: Chocolate beta area becky

They’re cutting off everything except beer and wine at events because of #METOO; fucking bullshit. Anyone else got this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36115149)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 11:08 PM
Author: Ruby Impertinent Rigor

I heard this is becoming more common

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36115977)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 8:54 PM
Author: scarlet know-it-all stage internal respiration

Wait do you really think summers will turn down their offers at the end of the summer? Or are you trying to make them pick your group over another one? If the latter, a meaningful personal connection >>>>> work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36115177)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 8:58 PM
Author: Smoky Well-lubricated Haunted Graveyard

Pretty sure he's trying to lure people into his practice group.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36115196)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 9:10 PM
Author: Crawly Ebony Nibblets

The latter. The partners in the group are not big on extracurricular activities so it’s reslly up to the more sociable associates like me. The few get togethers we have had have been poorly attended. A lot of departures recently so I just want to make sure we get enough juniors year otherwise work will get pushed up to me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36115271)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 10:23 PM
Author: scarlet know-it-all stage internal respiration

just make friends with one or two summers and hang out with them outside of the summer class.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36115688)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 11:19 PM
Author: Crawly Ebony Nibblets

Lol ask them to go bar hopping outside of recruiting events? Sounds creepy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36116059)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 10:26 PM
Author: Pink boyish national

They don't want to hear about your practice group. Lol. But if you need them to join say that there is a ton of work to be done in your niche group and it would be a wise idea to consider it so that they can specialize early.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36115704)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 11:13 PM
Author: Blathering Poppy Business Firm Really Tough Guy

Ask HR to increase your headcount

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36116019)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 11:15 PM
Author: arousing brunch

biglaw sounds 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36116028)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 11:26 PM
Author: Translucent hall

tons of parties, people getting blasted

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36116133)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 6:17 AM
Author: Vermilion Space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36117213)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 6:46 AM
Author: carmine forum blood rage

Focus on 1 or 2 hard workers who are actually interested in what you do. Let them do “cool” shit like travel as a summer to attend a deposit or go to a hearing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36117230)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 2:00 PM
Author: Crawly Ebony Nibblets

I’m a transactional lawyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36119700)