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Ran into the dumbest Sprouts cashier ever
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Date: June 11th, 2018 11:11 AM Author: talented therapy Young blonde with a tiny diamond wedding ring. Looks 20.
So she's ringing me up and when she's scanning my Noosa yogurt I tell her that the apple cinnamon is out of date. She was completely confused like I was speaking another language.
I picked up a Noosa yogurt and was all, "Noosa yogurt like this. but the apple cinnamon flavor. . . they are out of date."
She nervously laughed and apologized.
I said, "You still don't understand?"
She said no, sorry and i just shook my head. Someone married that stupid bitch. |
Date: June 11th, 2018 12:26 PM Author: talented therapy The last time it was the blackberry serrano that was out of date. I told the cashier and she called some clerk over and told him to remove the blackberry serranos from the fridge.
I don't understand what was so difficult about that. |
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Date: June 11th, 2018 12:27 PM Author: mischievous death wish electric furnace Maybe you should describe it like a person without down syndrome next time. Out of date? WTF who talks like that.
Just say it's past its designated expiration date and might be bad. |
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Date: June 11th, 2018 12:27 PM Author: spruce charismatic brunch masturbator I don't get it.
What do you mean when you say it is "out of date?" Like no longer a cool thing to eat? WTF?
Are you ESL? |
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Date: June 11th, 2018 12:28 PM Author: spruce charismatic brunch masturbator Did you mean "past the expiration date?"
No one says "out of date" to mean expired. You're the idiot here bro.
Chilmata outed as non-white. |
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Date: June 11th, 2018 12:28 PM Author: talented therapy Out of date is a common expression. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3999055&forum_id=2#36223319) |
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Date: June 11th, 2018 12:30 PM Author: spruce charismatic brunch masturbator No. "Out of date" is used in cultural, aesthetic or stylistic contexts. Never for food unless you mean the food is not culturally popular anymore. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3999055&forum_id=2#36223334) |
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Date: June 11th, 2018 12:41 PM Author: slimy at-the-ready round eye theater stage common in the south (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3999055&forum_id=2#36223435) |
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Date: June 11th, 2018 12:49 PM Author: spruce charismatic brunch masturbator Proves my point. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3999055&forum_id=2#36223510) |
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Date: June 11th, 2018 12:52 PM Author: talented therapy I lived in the south for five years. Probably where I picked it up. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3999055&forum_id=2#36223532) |
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Date: June 11th, 2018 2:54 PM Author: cheese-eating razzle-dazzle sound barrier lol what is this flame (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3999055&forum_id=2#36224409) |
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Date: June 11th, 2018 12:30 PM Author: Concupiscible shaky turdskin stage To be fair,
"Yogurt is out the date, veddy veddy bad!" |
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Date: June 11th, 2018 12:32 PM Author: amethyst geriatric toilet seat trump supporter https://nutritionfacts.org/topics/yogurt/ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3999055&forum_id=2#36223343) |
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Date: June 11th, 2018 12:33 PM Author: Concupiscible shaky turdskin stage To be fair,
Your new schtick is horrendous but then again my schtick has been horrendous for 10 years so best wishes brother |
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Date: June 11th, 2018 12:35 PM Author: mischievous death wish electric furnace (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3999055&forum_id=2#36223374) |
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Date: June 11th, 2018 12:36 PM Author: amethyst geriatric toilet seat trump supporter <3 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3999055&forum_id=2#36223378) |
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Date: June 11th, 2018 12:50 PM Author: Glittery wild newt range This isn't new you dolt (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3999055&forum_id=2#36223514) |
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Date: June 11th, 2018 12:53 PM Author: Concupiscible shaky turdskin stage To be fair,
Was he running this schtick back in 2012? No?
Blow me noob |
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Date: June 12th, 2018 4:03 PM Author: brass faggot firefighter (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3999055&forum_id=2#36232152) |
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Date: June 11th, 2018 12:30 PM Author: mischievous death wish electric furnace Probably the worst thing is you using "out of date" twice and expecting the cashier to understand after she didn't the first time. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3999055&forum_id=2#36223329) |
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Date: June 11th, 2018 12:30 PM Author: amethyst geriatric toilet seat trump supporter I picked up a Noosa yogurt and was all, "Noosa yogurt like this. but the apple cinnamon flavor. . . they are out of date." --- Marine Todd has nothing on this heroism. |
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Date: June 11th, 2018 12:32 PM Author: Diverse bawdyhouse "Out of date?" She undoubtedly went home and told her chad husband about the creepy balding wiry AZN freak who tried to ask her out on a date to eat yogurt or something and they had a good laugh, throwing in some AZN caricature imitations, before she sucked and fucked him dry (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3999055&forum_id=2#36223344) |
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Date: June 11th, 2018 12:43 PM Author: Henna know-it-all market philosopher-king (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3999055&forum_id=2#36223461) |
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Date: June 11th, 2018 12:32 PM Author: Cocky twisted legend partner someone needs to make an accompanying thread that bashes people like the OP, who go around using words and terms incorrectly and then get upset at the confused people who can't figure out wtf they're talking about (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3999055&forum_id=2#36223348) |
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Date: June 11th, 2018 12:37 PM Author: talented therapy no longer valid or relevant. "your passport is out of date" synonyms: superseded, obsolete, expired, lapsed, invalid, (null and) void "many of the facts are out of date" |
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Date: June 11th, 2018 12:57 PM Author: Cocky twisted legend partner lol this is like a reading comprehension test that you could give to an undergrad to test to see if they had a brain or not. dear god i hope you're not a lawyer (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3999055&forum_id=2#36223582) |
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Date: June 11th, 2018 12:36 PM Author: mischievous death wish electric furnace This is what happens when you do drugs. Your mind mixes up the purpose and use of a common expression. Then, confused and bewildered at someone else's "stupidity," lashes out and seeks validation from others in an attempt to make it seem like it isn't broken. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3999055&forum_id=2#36223381) |
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Date: June 11th, 2018 12:40 PM Author: Diverse bawdyhouse Cogent explanation for the dozens of Chilmata threads that follow this pattern. His brain is as fried as Ozzy Osborne's. He'll probably shortly add that later he realized the Noosa was an old Discman he found and the Sprouts cashier was his next door neighbor out walking her dog |
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Date: June 11th, 2018 12:36 PM Author: yellow degenerate thread not going as OP expected (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3999055&forum_id=2#36223387) |
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Date: June 11th, 2018 12:37 PM Author: talented therapy Better than expected, actually. Got off to a slow start. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3999055&forum_id=2#36223396) |
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Date: June 11th, 2018 12:48 PM Author: Black coiffed pocket flask organic girlfriend (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3999055&forum_id=2#36223502) |
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Date: June 11th, 2018 12:38 PM Author: talented therapy Can't believe all the people in the thread who don't speak English. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3999055&forum_id=2#36223406) |
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Date: June 11th, 2018 12:40 PM Author: brass faggot firefighter blaming other people for your shortcomings is wrong and unchill imo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3999055&forum_id=2#36223429) |
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Date: June 11th, 2018 12:48 PM Author: talented therapy It is a common expression and expired is a synonym so I don't know what else to tell you. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3999055&forum_id=2#36223500) |
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Date: June 11th, 2018 12:53 PM Author: spruce charismatic brunch masturbator Common expression in a different part of the country.
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Date: June 11th, 2018 12:41 PM Author: filthy rusted half-breed Why not say it's expired? "The yogurt is out of date" sounds like autism |
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Date: June 11th, 2018 1:02 PM Author: Clear keepsake machete windowlicker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3999055&forum_id=2#36223618) |
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Date: June 11th, 2018 1:03 PM Author: Clear keepsake machete windowlicker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3999055&forum_id=2#36223622) |
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Date: June 11th, 2018 12:42 PM Author: Olive Lascivious Casino in addition to being smarter, was she also taller than you? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3999055&forum_id=2#36223440) |
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Date: June 11th, 2018 12:47 PM Author: talented therapy No. And she had weird teeth. I thought she had braces, but when it was my turn I saw that she didn't. Just a weird chick. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3999055&forum_id=2#36223490) |
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Date: June 11th, 2018 12:43 PM Author: Jet-lagged Indigo Theater Jap DISSA APPRE YOLGUT BLOKEN! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3999055&forum_id=2#36223458) |
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Date: June 11th, 2018 12:49 PM Author: Black coiffed pocket flask organic girlfriend Assuming you meant that it is expired, why would you say this to a cashier? What can she do for you? Find someone on the floor to help you. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3999055&forum_id=2#36223508) |
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Date: June 11th, 2018 12:50 PM Author: spruce charismatic brunch masturbator THIS.
Never pegged Chilmata for an autist, but there it is. |
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Date: June 11th, 2018 12:52 PM Author: talented therapy I'm not an autist. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3999055&forum_id=2#36223536) |
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Date: June 11th, 2018 12:54 PM Author: spruce charismatic brunch masturbator Non-Autists know to not use an expression that's only used thousands of miles away. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3999055&forum_id=2#36223551) |
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Date: June 11th, 2018 12:51 PM Author: talented therapy I was letting her know so she could tell a clerk to pull the expired ones off the shelf. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3999055&forum_id=2#36223526) |
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Date: June 11th, 2018 12:55 PM Author: spruce charismatic brunch masturbator And fuck over the people in line behind you?
That's not her job.
Tell one of the stockers or tell customer service or tell a manager. Literally the LAST person to tell in the store is the checkout person. |
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Date: June 11th, 2018 12:53 PM Author: Olive Lascivious Casino "omg amanda can't wait for this shift to end. some creepy little old guy in a wife beater and baggy suit pants kept yelling at me about the yogurt we stock" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3999055&forum_id=2#36223540) |
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Date: June 11th, 2018 12:54 PM Author: mischievous death wish electric furnace (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3999055&forum_id=2#36223553) |
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Date: June 11th, 2018 12:54 PM Author: talented therapy I wasn't yelling. I was chill, hence my moniker. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3999055&forum_id=2#36223558) |
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Date: June 11th, 2018 12:54 PM Author: supple lodge bbw Chilmata is done here.
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Date: June 11th, 2018 1:07 PM Author: filthy rusted half-breed (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3999055&forum_id=2#36223648) |
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Date: June 11th, 2018 1:00 PM Author: filthy rusted half-breed I DEMAND this cashier drop everything she's doing and get the OUT OF DATE YOGURT! lol at chilmata exhibiting tnb |
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Date: June 11th, 2018 1:12 PM Author: talented therapy I wasn't expecting her to do anything in that moment. I just wanted to bring it to her attention and she acted like a mouth breathing retard. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3999055&forum_id=2#36223681) |
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Date: June 11th, 2018 1:13 PM Author: filthy rusted half-breed DEM DATES ON YALL YOGURT BE WRONG N SHEEEEIIIIT (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3999055&forum_id=2#36223691) |
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Date: June 11th, 2018 1:06 PM Author: startling weed whacker school I stand with OP here. Out of date is fine, even if expired is better. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3999055&forum_id=2#36223639) |
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Date: June 11th, 2018 1:11 PM Author: talented therapy Thank you, bro. Finally, someone with some common sense. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3999055&forum_id=2#36223671) |
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Date: June 11th, 2018 1:14 PM Author: Olive Lascivious Casino cgm and chilmata, what an intellectual alliance (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3999055&forum_id=2#36223705) |
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Date: June 11th, 2018 1:27 PM Author: Black coiffed pocket flask organic girlfriend Brother, CGM is well known on this board for NOT having common sense. http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2016041&mc=118&forum_id=2 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3999055&forum_id=2#36223809) |
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Date: June 11th, 2018 1:31 PM Author: talented therapy He made pretty good sense a couple minutes ago. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3999055&forum_id=2#36223850) |
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Date: June 11th, 2018 1:15 PM Author: Chocolate sneaky criminal use the word expired like a real fucking person. Especially when you know she didn't get it the first time.
I have lived almost 40 years and have never heard someone refer to an expired product as "out of date" - that to me means something is passe.
Sure I would have probably gotten it given the context, but I am not a fucking sprouts teller. Act like a normal person. |
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Date: June 11th, 2018 1:16 PM Author: Olive Lascivious Casino (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3999055&forum_id=2#36223722) |
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Date: June 11th, 2018 1:23 PM Author: talented therapy I wasn't speaking a foreign language bro.
Anyways, I'm eating the strawberry rhubarb now. Not bad. Don't know why they had to throw rhubarb in there. |
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Date: June 11th, 2018 1:26 PM Author: mischievous death wish electric furnace (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3999055&forum_id=2#36223797) |
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Date: June 11th, 2018 2:10 PM Author: well-lubricated vigorous corner OP = foreigner? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3999055&forum_id=2#36224137) |
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Date: June 11th, 2018 2:37 PM Author: talented therapy yeah "out of date" is a foreign language hur dur (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3999055&forum_id=2#36224303) |
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Date: June 11th, 2018 2:11 PM Author: opaque spectacular pisswyrm lay "I'm sorry, I'm married..." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3999055&forum_id=2#36224151) |
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Date: June 11th, 2018 2:22 PM Author: bat-shit-crazy piazza headpube (genius noticing his yogurt is expired in checkout line) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3999055&forum_id=2#36224226) |
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Date: June 11th, 2018 2:36 PM Author: talented therapy The first thing I always do is check the expiration date so I never put the apple cinnamon into my basket. Don't fuck with me, kihote. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3999055&forum_id=2#36224297) |
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Date: June 11th, 2018 2:57 PM Author: cheese-eating razzle-dazzle sound barrier "out of date" is normal in flyover (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3999055&forum_id=2#36224434) |
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Date: June 11th, 2018 3:08 PM Author: talented therapy See, I'm just a man of the people. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3999055&forum_id=2#36224512) |
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Date: June 11th, 2018 3:09 PM Author: bat-shit-crazy piazza headpube expired (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3999055&forum_id=2#36224522) |
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Date: June 12th, 2018 2:00 PM Author: misunderstood khaki space Lol OP got ReKt (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3999055&forum_id=2#36231307) |
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Date: June 12th, 2018 2:20 PM Author: talented therapy whatever. My black fiancee isn't from the south, or flyover, and she knew what I meant by out of date.
Bunch of ESL nowags on this board.
And fuck you spritezero, this is 180 content creation. I still got it, bitch. |
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Date: June 12th, 2018 2:48 PM Author: Olive Lascivious Casino your op was a great allegorical commentary on the state of your poasting schtick (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3999055&forum_id=2#36231674) |
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Date: June 12th, 2018 2:52 PM Author: talented therapy I have no idea what this means. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3999055&forum_id=2#36231702) |
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Date: June 12th, 2018 2:55 PM Author: talented therapy Oh, I get it now. Haha, very funny kihote, you faggot. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3999055&forum_id=2#36231721) |
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Date: June 12th, 2018 2:54 PM Author: Very Tactful Private Investor Your black fiancee needs to beat the living shit out of you. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3999055&forum_id=2#36231718) |
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Date: June 12th, 2018 2:54 PM Author: Laughsome cruise ship french chef yogurt gets better as it ages (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3999055&forum_id=2#36231720) |
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Date: June 12th, 2018 4:11 PM Author: curious pearl kitty cat fat ankles *peterman nodding and mumbling to himself* "Now, THAT'S what a blownout asshole should look like.." |
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Date: June 12th, 2018 6:00 PM Author: talented therapy risten (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3999055&forum_id=2#36233002) |
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Date: June 12th, 2018 6:32 PM Author: curious pearl kitty cat fat ankles chirr white blo heeya also I'm from the South and I've never heard that phrase in my life all you had to say was "it's expired" |
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Date: June 12th, 2018 6:38 PM Author: talented therapy "out of date" is a synonym for expired. I've been saying it all my life and no one has ever been confused before. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3999055&forum_id=2#36233250) |
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Date: June 15th, 2018 6:37 PM Author: mischievous death wish electric furnace (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3999055&forum_id=2#36253587) |
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Date: September 18th, 2018 5:46 PM Author: mischievous death wish electric furnace (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3999055&forum_id=2#36835061) |
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Date: September 18th, 2018 5:49 PM Author: free-loading seedy gas station giraffe lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3999055&forum_id=2#36835090) |
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Date: September 18th, 2018 5:47 PM Author: talented therapy Can't fucking believe how stupid that cunt is. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3999055&forum_id=2#36835071) |
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Date: October 30th, 2018 3:19 PM Author: demanding dull national (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3999055&forum_id=2#37126526) |
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Date: October 30th, 2018 3:15 PM Author: mischievous death wish electric furnace (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3999055&forum_id=2#37126494) |
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Date: October 30th, 2018 3:32 PM Author: Crawly base hunting ground "Noosa yogurt like this. but the apple cinnamon flavor. . . they are out of date"
Lol wtf. The whole thread is about out of date but the whole thing is incomprehensible.
Noosa yogurt like this.
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Date: December 18th, 2018 6:04 PM Author: talented therapy You had to be there. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3999055&forum_id=2#37429246) |
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Date: January 16th, 2019 2:42 PM Author: bat-shit-crazy piazza headpube lol cr didn't realize how hilarious that was the first time (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3999055&forum_id=2#37603299) |
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Date: January 16th, 2019 2:46 PM Author: talented therapy stfu kihote. You may want to go outside and get some sun once in awhile. I heard lack of Vitamin D gives you cancer. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3999055&forum_id=2#37603324) |
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Date: January 16th, 2019 2:25 PM Author: free-loading seedy gas station giraffe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3999055&forum_id=2#37603209) |
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Date: January 16th, 2019 2:26 PM Author: bateful erotic doctorate big fan of noosa yoghurt here (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3999055&forum_id=2#37603218) |
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Date: January 16th, 2019 2:36 PM Author: brilliant big place of business forum Noosa yoghurt like this? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3999055&forum_id=2#37603273) |
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Date: January 16th, 2019 2:45 PM Author: talented therapy I was pointing at the noosa yogurt in my hand. I don't know what is so hard for you retards to figure out. I don't eat yogurt anymore so the entire thread is moot. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3999055&forum_id=2#37603319) |
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Date: January 16th, 2019 2:33 PM Author: filthy rusted half-breed any updates, OP? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3999055&forum_id=2#37603251) |
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Date: January 16th, 2019 2:46 PM Author: talented therapy I've seen her a couple of times since then. She is awfully dumb. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3999055&forum_id=2#37603327) |
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Date: October 6th, 2022 5:09 PM Author: brilliant big place of business forum (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3999055&forum_id=2#45291487) |