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What was your ABSOLUTE ROCK BOTTOM as a lawyer?

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Plum striped hyena church building
  06/13/18
My 29th birthday. Wife and I made non-refundable omakase res...
navy bipolar boiling water
  06/13/18
the nature of the assignment
Heady hunting ground faggot firefighter
  06/13/18
I hope you don't work with any of these people anymore
Ruby Forum Rigpig
  06/13/18
went solo about a year after that
navy bipolar boiling water
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Brilliant pit
  06/13/18
Lately, it's been 8:30 AM
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Multi-colored Maroon Mexican
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Brilliant pit
  06/13/18
Can't really single one of these out either. One of the wors...
bright windowlicker hospital
  06/13/18
JFC
Plum striped hyena church building
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Pearly stage messiness
  06/13/18
this. years gone
Chartreuse Vivacious Institution
  06/14/18
fuck fuck fuck
cruel-hearted kitchen
  07/20/23
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Ruby Forum Rigpig
  07/20/23
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-81WdyD-8Ro
Big Home Pervert
  06/13/18
It was 3am and I was not in the zone for some reason. I didn...
razzmatazz splenetic queen of the night degenerate
  06/13/18
Defending POS drug dealer probationer who got in a shoot-out...
Lascivious Plaza
  06/13/18
sucks man
bright windowlicker hospital
  06/13/18
damn bro
Crusty library
  06/13/18
Would rather do this than turn docs for some faggot bank
federal confused hairy legs legal warrant
  06/13/18
You must be low IQ if thats the case. Dealing with clients i...
Razzle-dazzle whorehouse round eye
  06/13/18
Former ProsBro here, GSR is CSI flame. GSR could have ...
buff knife
  06/13/18
If it was someone else you would laugh at this cartoon world...
Brilliant pit
  06/13/18
One of the last partnerships we destroyed and absorbed invol...
Orange Lay Ceo
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razzmatazz splenetic queen of the night degenerate
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federal confused hairy legs legal warrant
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Histrionic sex offender stag film
  06/13/18
holy shit, amazing.
soul-stirring gay wizard
  06/13/18
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claret sound barrier tanning salon
  06/13/18
Thank You For Your Service
buff knife
  06/13/18
180
Plum striped hyena church building
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Glittery Mahogany Old Irish Cottage
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wonderful sexy international law enforcement agency internal respiration
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bearded arousing puppy
  06/13/18
is an evergreen retainer or a fully upfront paid flat-fee th...
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  06/13/18
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bearded arousing puppy
  06/13/18
FIRE HIM
buff knife
  06/13/18
jfc, you should be flogged for such incompetence.
buff knife
  06/13/18
Cr. Fuck that fuck that fuck that. Never do that again. Ts...
Green psychic ladyboy
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bearded arousing puppy
  06/13/18
Glad I read this as I prep to go SOLO. I feel like I could e...
Arrogant coldplay fan
  06/13/18
ugh. clients who "can't" pay and enter into paymen...
maize public bath clown
  06/14/18
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bearded arousing puppy
  06/14/18
Blowing my wad on your future wife’s face
Mind-boggling Transparent Nursing Home
  06/13/18
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buff knife
  06/13/18
Going on "informational" interviews and getting di...
Vibrant Unholy Gas Station Associate
  06/13/18
Cr, same. 6 months prior was working on real deals; then red...
Vigorous milky friendly grandma set
  06/13/18
Builds character like a mother fucker though.
Green psychic ladyboy
  06/13/18
Yep. It's good to know that the ride can stop at any time.
Vigorous milky friendly grandma set
  06/13/18
small claims personal matter for one of our business clients...
insanely creepy talented jew newt
  06/13/18
damn
Arrogant coldplay fan
  06/13/18
I prolly did 100 small claim trials, motions, hearings etc
snowy floppy factory reset button
  06/13/18
i was a month or so into my first attorney job. i had to wri...
aromatic slippery keepsake machete lodge
  06/13/18
Did the partner know the judge? Why did he send you in there...
Ruby Forum Rigpig
  06/13/18
it was a long-time judge, so i'm sure the partner knew him a...
aromatic slippery keepsake machete lodge
  06/13/18
this is your "rock bottom"? For most trial lawy...
buff knife
  06/13/18
and yet people stay in the profession. i left private practi...
aromatic slippery keepsake machete lodge
  06/13/18
Where are yo now?
buff knife
  06/13/18
I don't understand - you were in the second highest court in...
Mind-boggling Transparent Nursing Home
  06/13/18
we needed an expert for the motion.
aromatic slippery keepsake machete lodge
  06/13/18
not a lit dood here, but under what circumstance would a wit...
Mind-boggling Transparent Nursing Home
  06/13/18
different states' court systems work differently
aromatic slippery keepsake machete lodge
  06/13/18
Protip: u didn't "open beautifully," u sounded lik...
Salmon Piazza
  06/13/18
Nah. I know when I sound good & bad. And I keep things s...
aromatic slippery keepsake machete lodge
  06/13/18
Getting waitlisted by penn. Guess I wasn’t a lawyer then ...
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jfc chinks
Laughsome Principal's Office
  06/14/18
I have two - 1. Client blowing up my phone and then compl...
Provocative Corn Cake Gunner
  06/13/18
Wtf
Lilac spot
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bearded arousing puppy
  06/13/18
I don't even think these are that bad compared to other shit...
Provocative Corn Cake Gunner
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Lmao I’ve never had to do this as a biglaw tranny. Why don’t...
federal confused hairy legs legal warrant
  06/13/18
me and opposing counsel were having a heated argument during...
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Ruby Forum Rigpig
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Lilac spot
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You got chokeslammed by a Judge? Bro. . .you should resig...
buff knife
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Exciting center
  06/13/18
You fucked with Judge Dredd?
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  06/13/18
Lol no
Green psychic ladyboy
  06/13/18
1800
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  06/14/18
coming off a 380-hour month where I was the only associate o...
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  06/13/18
Jfc
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Chartreuse Vivacious Institution
  06/14/18
Practicing family law, and it's not even close. Your entire...
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buff knife
  06/13/18
cr, i am already done taking domestic cases unless the money...
navy bipolar boiling water
  06/13/18
Can confirm. I spent much of my year in private practice doi...
aromatic slippery keepsake machete lodge
  06/13/18
Practicing family law. I repped the husband of an Ameri...
Green psychic ladyboy
  06/13/18
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bearded arousing puppy
  06/13/18
Yeah he was a fucking basketcase. He was stalking her, and ...
Green psychic ladyboy
  06/13/18
sounds like a typical family law case.
aromatic slippery keepsake machete lodge
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bearded arousing puppy
  06/13/18
practicing family law as appointed and committing malpractic...
snowy floppy factory reset button
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this is going to sound ridiculous, but striking out at OCI d...
Carnelian market fortuitous meteor
  06/13/18
When something doesn't go my way in court I go in the hall a...
Green psychic ladyboy
  06/13/18
I'm usually ok with pretrial matters not going my way - I gu...
Carnelian market fortuitous meteor
  06/13/18
Yeah I mean pretrial stuff obv. When a motion in limine gets...
Green psychic ladyboy
  06/13/18
I graduated in 2010 with no real prospects so I cobbled toge...
blue bossy kitty milk
  06/13/18
What do you do now?
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Plum striped hyena church building
  06/13/18
I transitioned into doc review contract work for a few weeks...
blue bossy kitty milk
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Hideous location main people
  06/13/18
I resemble this remark
snowy floppy factory reset button
  06/13/18
Partner screaming at me for not catching errors in a 30 pg d...
Excitant Address Tank
  06/13/18
Yeah fuck that.
Green psychic ladyboy
  06/13/18
U should go to lunch and treat them like shit
federal confused hairy legs legal warrant
  06/13/18
lol
curious idea he suggested
  06/13/18
accruing 60k in INTEREST for student loans
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aromatic slippery keepsake machete lodge
  06/13/18
jfc
wonderful sexy international law enforcement agency internal respiration
  06/14/18
It took me about a year after graduating to get a job. My fi...
gay kitty cat
  06/13/18
cruising for gay sex on here this week was a low point
Mind-boggling Transparent Nursing Home
  06/14/18
I've mentioned him on here before but I had this fucking pro...
idiotic native
  07/20/23
yeah been there. That's when you send one last come-to-Jesus...
cruel-hearted kitchen
  07/20/23
Neither the original nor replacement partner would let us wi...
idiotic native
  07/20/23
in LS i interviewed with some local shitlol firm and they cl...
slimy station stock car
  07/20/23
Early on when I was still doing divorces, I missed my great ...
Smoky boyish crotch base
  07/20/23
- Working all Labor Day weekend alone in the office drafting...
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Started my solo firm literally the SAME WEEK that everything...
insanely creepy talented jew newt
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cruel-hearted kitchen
  07/20/23
1. Newly solo, took $2,000 from some puerto rican who had bl...
navy bipolar boiling water
  07/20/23
lol @ the uncollectible judgment at the end. Poors have an ...
idiotic native
  07/20/23
I've never seen a company even bother to move for costs in t...
cruel-hearted kitchen
  07/20/23
did shitlaw for a minute after leaving biglaw, a mother call...
Hairraiser Glassy French Chef
  07/20/23
Did you confirm that the daughter was actually murdered? Sh...
idiotic native
  07/20/23
I did, and it was real and fucked up, mostly that her mother...
Hairraiser Glassy French Chef
  07/20/23
fma
idiotic native
  07/20/23
I'd give it back too
insanely creepy talented jew newt
  07/20/23
Fuck that is dark
Primrose bawdyhouse coffee pot
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getting shitcanned from biglaw even though it was year 9 and...
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Date: June 13th, 2018 10:00 AM
Author: Plum striped hyena church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4001003&forum_id=2#36236834)



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Date: June 13th, 2018 10:07 AM
Author: navy bipolar boiling water

My 29th birthday. Wife and I made non-refundable omakase reservations for a great sushi counter. We had a stupid filing deadline on an involuntary bankruptcy. Partner checked out at 630, shithead first year associate checked out at 830 and I was stuck scrambling in an adderal haze to get a bunch of documents together for the filing by midnight. Was later criticized for some of the exhibits being sloppy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4001003&forum_id=2#36236865)



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Date: June 13th, 2018 10:14 AM
Author: Heady hunting ground faggot firefighter

the nature of the assignment

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4001003&forum_id=2#36236934)



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Date: June 13th, 2018 11:38 AM
Author: Ruby Forum Rigpig

I hope you don't work with any of these people anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4001003&forum_id=2#36237578)



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Date: June 13th, 2018 11:55 AM
Author: navy bipolar boiling water

went solo about a year after that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4001003&forum_id=2#36237688)



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Date: June 13th, 2018 7:51 PM
Author: Brilliant pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4001003&forum_id=2#36240889)



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Date: June 13th, 2018 10:09 AM
Author: Swashbuckling bespoke codepig

Lately, it's been 8:30 AM

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4001003&forum_id=2#36236888)



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Date: June 13th, 2018 10:17 AM
Author: Multi-colored Maroon Mexican



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Date: June 13th, 2018 7:51 PM
Author: Brilliant pit



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Date: June 13th, 2018 10:11 AM
Author: bright windowlicker hospital

Can't really single one of these out either. One of the worst part of lawyerdom is how every day just elides by in a featureless, meaningless haze

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4001003&forum_id=2#36236903)



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Date: June 13th, 2018 10:13 AM
Author: Plum striped hyena church building

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4001003&forum_id=2#36236916)



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Date: June 13th, 2018 10:14 AM
Author: Pearly stage messiness



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Date: June 14th, 2018 7:30 AM
Author: Chartreuse Vivacious Institution

this. years gone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4001003&forum_id=2#36243320)



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Date: July 20th, 2023 4:37 PM
Author: cruel-hearted kitchen

fuck fuck fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4001003&forum_id=2#46570842)



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Date: July 20th, 2023 4:43 PM
Author: Ruby Forum Rigpig



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Date: June 13th, 2018 10:14 AM
Author: Big Home Pervert

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-81WdyD-8Ro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4001003&forum_id=2#36236930)



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Date: June 13th, 2018 10:16 AM
Author: razzmatazz splenetic queen of the night degenerate

It was 3am and I was not in the zone for some reason. I didn't catch the typo in clause 9.2 where it was supposed to refer to 7.6.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4001003&forum_id=2#36236947)



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Date: June 13th, 2018 10:18 AM
Author: Lascivious Plaza

Defending POS drug dealer probationer who got in a shoot-out. The victim had gunshot residue on his hands and the cops did a GSR test. I went through all the disco but never got the GSR. Knowing he was on probation, and even without the gun fight charges, he would get sentenced for fleeing the scene, I worked a great deal to plead him out to a lot less time than he was facing. His wife never fully paid me.

And then he filed against me because I never actually got the GSR disco and I have to testify in a hearing about my own competence.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4001003&forum_id=2#36236969)



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Date: June 13th, 2018 10:26 AM
Author: bright windowlicker hospital

sucks man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4001003&forum_id=2#36237026)



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Date: June 13th, 2018 10:31 AM
Author: Crusty library

damn bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4001003&forum_id=2#36237074)



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Date: June 13th, 2018 10:32 AM
Author: federal confused hairy legs legal warrant

Would rather do this than turn docs for some faggot bank

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4001003&forum_id=2#36237090)



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Date: June 13th, 2018 12:33 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle whorehouse round eye

You must be low IQ if thats the case. Dealing with clients is the suck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4001003&forum_id=2#36237882)



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Date: June 13th, 2018 12:05 PM
Author: buff knife

Former ProsBro here,

GSR is CSI flame.

GSR could have come from a lot of different sources OTHER THAN your client having a gun.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4001003&forum_id=2#36237740)



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Date: June 13th, 2018 7:52 PM
Author: Brilliant pit

If it was someone else you would laugh at this cartoon world. Sorry brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4001003&forum_id=2#36240899)



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Date: June 13th, 2018 10:26 AM
Author: Orange Lay Ceo

One of the last partnerships we destroyed and absorbed involved a messy transition process where the target’s remaining leadership engaged in a sort of weepy pleading campaign with its value base to try and stave off a complete loss of the group. For a frozen moment—infinitesimal, a fleaspeck on the scale of galactic time—in my courageheart I felt a twinge of—remorse? sadness? empathy? But I was on top of the destabilization, which is how we’d been trained: sense it, acknowledge it, address it, kill it (the SAAKme Protocol). Quick tear of the boost packet sewn into the Milanese pick stitched ticket pocket of each of our jackets, three pills popped, the feeling damped down, steady cool and calm again, readymade for some blackletter action. “A people should know when they’re conquered,” uttered underbreath and we were back at it folks, all apologies for the irregularly unscheduled interruption. I’m ashamed of the destabilization; I don’t talk about it with my colleagues or family and this is the first time I’ve ever written about it. I can’t let it happen again.

Thanks for the opportunity to share.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4001003&forum_id=2#36237023)



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Date: June 13th, 2018 10:27 AM
Author: razzmatazz splenetic queen of the night degenerate



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Date: June 13th, 2018 11:20 AM
Author: federal confused hairy legs legal warrant



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Date: June 13th, 2018 11:34 AM
Author: Histrionic sex offender stag film



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Date: June 13th, 2018 11:41 AM
Author: soul-stirring gay wizard

holy shit, amazing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4001003&forum_id=2#36237593)



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Date: June 13th, 2018 11:46 AM
Author: claret sound barrier tanning salon



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Date: June 13th, 2018 12:06 PM
Author: buff knife

Thank You For Your Service

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4001003&forum_id=2#36237748)



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Date: June 13th, 2018 1:40 PM
Author: Plum striped hyena church building

180

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Date: June 13th, 2018 7:57 PM
Author: Glittery Mahogany Old Irish Cottage



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Date: June 14th, 2018 7:40 AM
Author: wonderful sexy international law enforcement agency internal respiration



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Date: June 13th, 2018 11:38 AM
Author: bearded arousing puppy



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Date: June 13th, 2018 11:44 AM
Author: Underhanded contagious famous landscape painting

is an evergreen retainer or a fully upfront paid flat-fee the best way to prevent these outcomes?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4001003&forum_id=2#36237617)



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Date: June 13th, 2018 11:48 AM
Author: bearded arousing puppy



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Date: June 13th, 2018 12:12 PM
Author: buff knife

FIRE HIM

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4001003&forum_id=2#36237785)



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Date: June 13th, 2018 12:12 PM
Author: buff knife

jfc, you should be flogged for such incompetence.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4001003&forum_id=2#36237783)



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Date: June 13th, 2018 7:50 PM
Author: Green psychic ladyboy

Cr. Fuck that fuck that fuck that. Never do that again. Tsinah I will come down there and fight you if you do that again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4001003&forum_id=2#36240883)



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Date: June 13th, 2018 8:03 PM
Author: bearded arousing puppy



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Date: June 13th, 2018 8:05 PM
Author: Arrogant coldplay fan

Glad I read this as I prep to go SOLO. I feel like I could easily make that mistake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4001003&forum_id=2#36240974)



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Date: June 14th, 2018 7:26 AM
Author: maize public bath clown

ugh. clients who "can't" pay and enter into payment plans inevitably stop paying unless you have authorization to automatically charge their card.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4001003&forum_id=2#36243303)



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Date: June 14th, 2018 7:37 AM
Author: bearded arousing puppy



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Date: June 13th, 2018 11:39 AM
Author: Mind-boggling Transparent Nursing Home

Blowing my wad on your future wife’s face

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4001003&forum_id=2#36237581)



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Date: June 13th, 2018 12:12 PM
Author: buff knife



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Date: June 13th, 2018 11:48 AM
Author: Vibrant Unholy Gas Station Associate

Going on "informational" interviews and getting dinged by small boutiques in 2009 after getting Lathamed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4001003&forum_id=2#36237638)



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Date: June 13th, 2018 1:56 PM
Author: Vigorous milky friendly grandma set

Cr, same. 6 months prior was working on real deals; then reduced to offering to suck dick to make <1/2 as much doing LLC formations and operating agreements for dental practices (and getting dinged from these jobs). Very humbling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4001003&forum_id=2#36238502)



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Date: June 13th, 2018 7:54 PM
Author: Green psychic ladyboy

Builds character like a mother fucker though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4001003&forum_id=2#36240910)



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Date: June 13th, 2018 8:20 PM
Author: Vigorous milky friendly grandma set

Yep. It's good to know that the ride can stop at any time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4001003&forum_id=2#36241082)



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Date: June 13th, 2018 12:02 PM
Author: insanely creepy talented jew newt

small claims personal matter for one of our business clients, I lost to a pro-se defendant involving a failure to disclose certain home defects when she sold her house to my client. Judge ruled that I couldn't prove a certain element of first hand knowledge of the issue by the defendant needed in our claims, despite two experts testifying that this problem obviously had been going on for a long time before the house was sold to my client. Client was stuck having to pay to fix literal shit coming up through her shower drain, I felt like the worst lawyer in the world.

Luckily the client still kept their business matters with us.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4001003&forum_id=2#36237717)



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Date: June 13th, 2018 8:11 PM
Author: Arrogant coldplay fan

damn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4001003&forum_id=2#36241013)



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Date: June 13th, 2018 8:39 PM
Author: snowy floppy factory reset button

I prolly did 100 small claim trials, motions, hearings etc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4001003&forum_id=2#36241187)



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Date: June 13th, 2018 12:03 PM
Author: aromatic slippery keepsake machete lodge

i was a month or so into my first attorney job. i had to write a motion for a shitty case for one of the partners. the morning the partner was set to argue the motion (in the 2nd highest court in the state), he comes in late. then he says, "good news: you're arguing the motion this morning." the hearing was in an hour.

i opened beautifully. but the old judge was pissed as fuck that morning, and seemed extra offended to have to deal with a fresh-faced young attorney he didn't know in his hallowed courtroom. the judge gave me a hard time from the start. then, as i questioned our witness, the partner slid me a piece of paper telling me to do something procedural.

i hesitated, because i didn't think it was necessary, but hell if i'm going to disrespect my boss. so i followed the partner's instructions. the judge glared at me, nostrils flared, and said as nastily as possible, "Well, dr. thunder, as you should be aware, you do not have to do that in this court." the judge then proceeded to just destroy the hell out of me every chance he got, intentionally trying to humiliate me in front of our clients and an absolutely packed courtroom.

what a shit profession, i thought, as i left the courtroom to return to the office to bill more hours.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4001003&forum_id=2#36237730)



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Date: June 13th, 2018 12:10 PM
Author: Ruby Forum Rigpig

Did the partner know the judge? Why did he send you in there blind and then fuck you over with that slip up?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4001003&forum_id=2#36237770)



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Date: June 13th, 2018 12:16 PM
Author: aromatic slippery keepsake machete lodge

it was a long-time judge, so i'm sure the partner knew him a little bit. but it was a young partner, so it's not like he would have had much of a rapport yet with the judge.

maybe the partner had a sense that this judge was going to tear into our case and threw me to the wolves. partner was a good guy, though, so i wasn't mad at him, other than i wish i had more of a heads up. mostly i was pissed at the judge for being a complete asshole for the sole purpose of trying to humiliate a new attorney in front of a packed courtroom and his clients. maybe he looked at it as hazing, but we're all part of the same bar and you shouldn't make a fellow member look bad in front of his clients who are paying good money.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4001003&forum_id=2#36237808)



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Date: June 13th, 2018 12:13 PM
Author: buff knife

this is your "rock bottom"?

For most trial lawyers this was just another Tuesday.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4001003&forum_id=2#36237792)



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Date: June 13th, 2018 12:20 PM
Author: aromatic slippery keepsake machete lodge

and yet people stay in the profession. i left private practice after a year.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4001003&forum_id=2#36237818)



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Date: June 13th, 2018 12:35 PM
Author: buff knife

Where are yo now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4001003&forum_id=2#36237893)



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Date: June 13th, 2018 12:15 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Transparent Nursing Home

I don't understand - you were in the second highest court in the state arguing a motion, which suggests you were at the appellate level, but you were examining a witness?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4001003&forum_id=2#36237802)



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Date: June 13th, 2018 12:20 PM
Author: aromatic slippery keepsake machete lodge

we needed an expert for the motion.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4001003&forum_id=2#36237821)



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Date: June 13th, 2018 12:25 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Transparent Nursing Home

not a lit dood here, but under what circumstance would a witness be testifying before an appellate court? and when would an appellate matter be heard by a single judge?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4001003&forum_id=2#36237837)



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Date: June 13th, 2018 1:19 PM
Author: aromatic slippery keepsake machete lodge

different states' court systems work differently

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4001003&forum_id=2#36238215)



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Date: June 13th, 2018 9:23 PM
Author: Salmon Piazza

Protip: u didn't "open beautifully," u sounded like a huge fag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4001003&forum_id=2#36241466)



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Date: June 13th, 2018 9:42 PM
Author: aromatic slippery keepsake machete lodge

Nah. I know when I sound good & bad. And I keep things short & non-douchey. I’ve been complimented by judges & attorneys for having a good “knack” for courtroom speaking. After my opening the partner slid me a piece of paper that said, “Kicked ass!” which felt good for my first “real” court appearance, & in a bad situation. But the judge was in a surly mood, didn’t want to be bothered with the case, & once we got to our witness he decided to be a complete asshole & show the whole courtroom his “angry God” schtick in his robe & throne.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4001003&forum_id=2#36241573)



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Date: June 13th, 2018 12:17 PM
Author: exhilarant translucent hell organic girlfriend

Getting waitlisted by penn.

Guess I wasn’t a lawyer then though.

I also got dinged by stroock and a lot of other ttt firms when I was job searching.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4001003&forum_id=2#36237810)



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Date: June 14th, 2018 7:20 AM
Author: Laughsome Principal's Office

jfc chinks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4001003&forum_id=2#36243285)



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Date: June 13th, 2018 12:19 PM
Author: Provocative Corn Cake Gunner

I have two -

1. Client blowing up my phone and then complaining to the partner that I wasn't responding during my grandma's funeral (both knew that I would be at a funeral all morning) and me feeling it was absolutely necessary to step out of the funeral a little early to return the calls.

2. Being forced (after client tantrum that I was away from the office for one fucking day) to take what turned out to be a 4 hour closing checklist review conference call while sitting on a video poker stool at the Bellagio.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4001003&forum_id=2#36237813)



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Date: June 13th, 2018 12:33 PM
Author: Lilac spot

Wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4001003&forum_id=2#36237880)



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Date: June 13th, 2018 12:34 PM
Author: bearded arousing puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4001003&forum_id=2#36237890)



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Date: June 13th, 2018 12:37 PM
Author: Provocative Corn Cake Gunner

I don't even think these are that bad compared to other shit I saw. These both happened during my second year, as if anything that I was working on was so important that it needed to be dealt with during my grandma's funeral. Ridiculous.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4001003&forum_id=2#36237903)



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Date: June 13th, 2018 12:56 PM
Author: federal confused hairy legs legal warrant

Lmao I’ve never had to do this as a biglaw tranny. Why don’t people just say no?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4001003&forum_id=2#36238026)



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Date: June 13th, 2018 12:20 PM
Author: Gaped cruise ship

me and opposing counsel were having a heated argument during a hearing and judge was annoyed and siding with her. we went back to chambers and i started getting into it with the judge because i thought he was dead wrong. he gets in face and and pushes me, so i push back. the judge put his arm across my chest and neck, lifted me up and slammed me to the ground

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4001003&forum_id=2#36237820)



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Date: June 13th, 2018 12:22 PM
Author: insanely creepy talented jew newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4001003&forum_id=2#36237827)



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Date: June 13th, 2018 12:22 PM
Author: Ruby Forum Rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4001003&forum_id=2#36237828)



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Date: June 13th, 2018 12:33 PM
Author: Lilac spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4001003&forum_id=2#36237886)



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Date: June 13th, 2018 12:36 PM
Author: buff knife

You got chokeslammed by a Judge?

Bro. . .you should resign your bar license immediately.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4001003&forum_id=2#36237900)



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Date: June 13th, 2018 1:20 PM
Author: Orange Lay Ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4001003&forum_id=2#36238227)



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Date: June 13th, 2018 1:22 PM
Author: Supple heaven yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4001003&forum_id=2#36238240)



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Date: June 13th, 2018 1:29 PM
Author: comical dun hall

welcome back johnsmeyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4001003&forum_id=2#36238299)



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Date: June 14th, 2018 7:40 AM
Author: naked haunting locale indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4001003&forum_id=2#36243341)



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Date: June 13th, 2018 1:33 PM
Author: Exciting center

oh, I thought you were going to bang the opposing counsel....and she was a fatty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4001003&forum_id=2#36238324)



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Date: June 13th, 2018 4:41 PM
Author: claret sound barrier tanning salon

You fucked with Judge Dredd?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4001003&forum_id=2#36239711)



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Date: June 13th, 2018 7:55 PM
Author: Green psychic ladyboy

Lol no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4001003&forum_id=2#36240912)



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Date: June 13th, 2018 8:09 PM
Author: turquoise trip corner

1800

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4001003&forum_id=2#36240995)



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Date: June 14th, 2018 10:03 AM
Author: peach parlour hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4001003&forum_id=2#36243822)



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Date: June 13th, 2018 12:30 PM
Author: Lime cracking range azn

coming off a 380-hour month where I was the only associate on a weeklong biglaw trial out of state where we won an impossible jury verdict, the partner on the case rips me as lazy and stupid because my subheadings weren't argumentative enough in our fee motion.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4001003&forum_id=2#36237870)



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Date: June 13th, 2018 8:24 PM
Author: Duck-like Razzle Toilet Seat

Jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4001003&forum_id=2#36241104)



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Date: June 14th, 2018 7:29 AM
Author: Chartreuse Vivacious Institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4001003&forum_id=2#36243314)



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Date: June 13th, 2018 1:20 PM
Author: dashing lettuce menage

Practicing family law, and it's not even close. Your entire work life is an unending Maury Povich episode

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4001003&forum_id=2#36238226)



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Date: June 13th, 2018 1:21 PM
Author: buff knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4001003&forum_id=2#36238236)



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Date: June 13th, 2018 1:38 PM
Author: navy bipolar boiling water

cr, i am already done taking domestic cases unless the money is exceptional.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4001003&forum_id=2#36238364)



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Date: June 13th, 2018 9:31 PM
Author: aromatic slippery keepsake machete lodge

Can confirm. I spent much of my year in private practice doing family law.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4001003&forum_id=2#36241518)



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Date: June 13th, 2018 1:41 PM
Author: Green psychic ladyboy

Practicing family law.

I repped the husband of an American idol contestant and he called me obsessively 20 times a day on my cell until I fired him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4001003&forum_id=2#36238390)



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Date: June 13th, 2018 1:42 PM
Author: bearded arousing puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4001003&forum_id=2#36238398)



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Date: June 13th, 2018 1:45 PM
Author: Green psychic ladyboy

Yeah he was a fucking basketcase. He was stalking her, and pulled plug out of the wall … didn't pay shit for fee either.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4001003&forum_id=2#36238421)



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Date: June 13th, 2018 1:49 PM
Author: aromatic slippery keepsake machete lodge

sounds like a typical family law case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4001003&forum_id=2#36238455)



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Date: June 13th, 2018 1:53 PM
Author: bearded arousing puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4001003&forum_id=2#36238476)



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Date: June 13th, 2018 8:40 PM
Author: snowy floppy factory reset button

practicing family law as appointed and committing malpractice left and right

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4001003&forum_id=2#36241197)



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Date: June 13th, 2018 4:34 PM
Author: Carnelian market fortuitous meteor

this is going to sound ridiculous, but striking out at OCI during the economic bloodbath was the worst moment in my legal career. I actively thought of suicide.

since then, the worst I've felt is in the courtroom every time a verdict doesn't go my way

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4001003&forum_id=2#36239676)



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Date: June 13th, 2018 7:53 PM
Author: Green psychic ladyboy

When something doesn't go my way in court I go in the hall and play angry birds for a few minutes until im composed again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4001003&forum_id=2#36240903)



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Date: June 13th, 2018 7:56 PM
Author: Carnelian market fortuitous meteor

I'm usually ok with pretrial matters not going my way - I guess as a crimdefbro I'm used to it. But verdicts going south means the ultimate failure and it sucks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4001003&forum_id=2#36240917)



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Date: June 13th, 2018 8:02 PM
Author: Green psychic ladyboy

Yeah I mean pretrial stuff obv. When a motion in limine gets a bad ruling or something I cool.off.for a.minute in a conference room w cell phone game or whatever. If I talk, I'm liable to swear and you know in courthouse that's not good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4001003&forum_id=2#36240965)



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Date: June 13th, 2018 7:55 PM
Author: blue bossy kitty milk

I graduated in 2010 with no real prospects so I cobbled together a career of contract work, appearances, and my own clients but I had no clue what I was doing and was stressed beyond belief ... I knew it was over when a potential client called and I answered the phone with a “hello” and told them they had the wrong number.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4001003&forum_id=2#36240913)



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Date: June 13th, 2018 8:06 PM
Author: concupiscible chest-beating travel guidebook

What do you do now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4001003&forum_id=2#36240980)



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Date: June 13th, 2018 8:22 PM
Author: Plum striped hyena church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4001003&forum_id=2#36241092)



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Date: June 13th, 2018 8:34 PM
Author: blue bossy kitty milk

I transitioned into doc review contract work for a few weeks and was then hired as a staff attorney in big law (primarily doc review) - making just under 100K.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4001003&forum_id=2#36241153)



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Date: June 13th, 2018 8:17 PM
Author: Hideous location main people

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4001003&forum_id=2#36241065)



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Date: June 13th, 2018 8:40 PM
Author: snowy floppy factory reset button

I resemble this remark

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4001003&forum_id=2#36241199)



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Date: June 13th, 2018 8:07 PM
Author: Excitant Address Tank

Partner screaming at me for not catching errors in a 30 pg doc when I was told to review a small section for a cost sensitive client. I guess the client caught it (who apparently wasn't that upset about it) and told the partner. This partner was a fucking psycho. I stood there for what felt like 30 mins just getting reamed. The summer associate (who was also my mentee) was just outside. I was so concerned with impressing the partner that I cancelled dinner with my closest sibling visiting from out of town. It pisses me off now how much I let this type of shit influence my decisions.

Fast forward to today. The old firm is an approved firm, but I continously try to send the work elsewhere. Some old partners have invited me to lunch, but I always decline.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4001003&forum_id=2#36240988)



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Date: June 13th, 2018 8:16 PM
Author: Green psychic ladyboy

Yeah fuck that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4001003&forum_id=2#36241057)



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Date: June 13th, 2018 8:33 PM
Author: federal confused hairy legs legal warrant

U should go to lunch and treat them like shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4001003&forum_id=2#36241152)



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Date: June 13th, 2018 8:24 PM
Author: curious idea he suggested

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4001003&forum_id=2#36241105)



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Date: June 13th, 2018 8:37 PM
Author: Cerebral Umber Really Tough Guy Indian Lodge

accruing 60k in INTEREST for student loans

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4001003&forum_id=2#36241176)



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Date: June 13th, 2018 8:38 PM
Author: curious idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4001003&forum_id=2#36241180)



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Date: June 13th, 2018 9:51 PM
Author: aromatic slippery keepsake machete lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4001003&forum_id=2#36241628)



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Date: June 14th, 2018 7:39 AM
Author: wonderful sexy international law enforcement agency internal respiration

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4001003&forum_id=2#36243338)



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Date: June 13th, 2018 10:42 PM
Author: gay kitty cat

It took me about a year after graduating to get a job. My first job was a completely scam/fraud firm. I think I made $11/hour, and that was after literally begging to be paid. This job had me dealing with completely broke, ghetto people, and trying to sell them what was mostly fraud. I also had to go on the radio occasionally to advertise.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4001003&forum_id=2#36242025)



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Date: June 14th, 2018 2:36 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Transparent Nursing Home

cruising for gay sex on here this week was a low point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4001003&forum_id=2#36245799)



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Date: July 20th, 2023 4:47 PM
Author: idiotic native

I've mentioned him on here before but I had this fucking pro bono client.

Partner dropped in and informed he was taking a pro bono client and I would be helping him. This guy had a legit claim against the .gov and they gave him a reasonable offer. The problem is the client was completely unreasonable and because we were pro bono didn't care how much time we spent on this fucking matter. So we ended up in this protracted struggle for no real reason. Then the partner fucking laterals and doesn't take the pro bono client with him so I'm stuck handling this on my own until another partner takes over. It was seriously hour long phone calls where he'd bitch about how the pledge of allegiance promises justice for all and if he didn't when it wasn't justice and we should put that in the brief. He also posited a massive conspiracy against him and wanted us to represent him in that lawsuit too. And he was sure his life story would be a book someday, so he wanted to be sure he retained the right to publicity. Truly shitty.

I ended up lateraling myself and they became somebody else's problem. Still, pure year of hell. The guy eventually won and received a judgment for the amount the government offered to just settle for.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4001003&forum_id=2#46570885)



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Date: July 20th, 2023 4:49 PM
Author: cruel-hearted kitchen

yeah been there. That's when you send one last come-to-Jesus letter and move to withdraw when they inevitably ignore it. firm wouldn't let you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4001003&forum_id=2#46570894)



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Date: July 20th, 2023 4:52 PM
Author: idiotic native

Neither the original nor replacement partner would let us withdraw-- I argued for it, but they said it would make us look bad if we left this guy unrepresented against the government and he really did have a legit case, so I honestly could see some shitlib doing a "corporate law firm abandons little guy" article. They kind of had a point, but that's why we never should have taken the guy on in the first place, by doing so we got stuck with him. Large firms just shouldn't be in the business of pro bono work. If they want to help, they can donate to legal aid and let the professional shitlibs worry about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4001003&forum_id=2#46570906)



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Date: July 20th, 2023 4:48 PM
Author: slimy station stock car

in LS i interviewed with some local shitlol firm and they cldnt even afford a receptionist, office was in some strip mall in suburbs next to an arbys. when i asked salary they told me for summer associates it was equal to like 50k USD annual, it was insane

other time was after i burned out and traveled 2 years, i tried to get any jerb and i went to some social securiy disability firm's office in like queens and it was like in the ghetto under the bridge and they paid like 35k or something insane and acted like they were doing u a favor

in nyc also i went to some recruiters office for possible doc review and it was sad as furk seeing all these other ppl there begging for doc review jerb

lol is retarded profession

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4001003&forum_id=2#46570889)



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Date: July 20th, 2023 4:49 PM
Author: Smoky boyish crotch base

Early on when I was still doing divorces, I missed my great aunt's funeral for a stupid temporary orders hearing. I called the lawyer tried to get it worked out, nothing doing.

I show up for the hearing 5 minutes after we announce and judge tells us our order the other lawyer comes up and works it out exactly as I had asked the day before. Such a fucking waste.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4001003&forum_id=2#46570892)



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Date: July 20th, 2023 4:55 PM
Author: citrine goal in life brunch

- Working all Labor Day weekend alone in the office drafting a TRO to be filed Tuesday when the courts open, while a major weekend-long music festival was going on outside of the office. I was still in my office at like 10 pm when headliners hit the stage and had to review Westlaw cases while the muffled sounds of Jay-Z (forgot who it was, but a major at-that-time rapper) were uncomfortably loud in the background. As I walked my fat ass into the office each day I would see hopeful svelte young people (actually not much younger than me) heading towards the festival for a day of enjoyment and was struck how remarkably dissimilar my life was from theirs.

- Taking a 45 minute call from a partner, who was then golfing, the sole purpose of which was to dictate a meaningless 2/3 paragraph email to me to send. He would dictate, ask me to read it back, suggest completely pointless things (such as "is there a comma after the "however" that started the second sentence? Yes? Okay, remove that and read it back. No wait, just start the sentence with "although" with no comma. Read it back for me"); and he finally very carefully laid out the order of seniority by which I needed to cc the client recipients. He was actually a nice guy, and it wasn't so much a personal low point as a moment of realization that I do not want to do what I just did for a living, and I never wanted to become anyone like that partner who cared about such things.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4001003&forum_id=2#46570918)



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Date: July 20th, 2023 5:00 PM
Author: insanely creepy talented jew newt

Started my solo firm literally the SAME WEEK that everything in the world got shut down due to COVID in March 2020 (I started it March 9, by that weekend everything was shut down).

After 4-5 months of no new clients, no ability to network, courts all shut down, my clients I took with me not needing much work, I didn't qualify for any of the PPP loans or any of that assistance shit due to the timing of starting my firm (also my regular state assistance application got completely fucked up and ignored and I never got any relief money) and me making like $2-3k a month in revenue, I seriously wondered if I need to give up the solo dream and apply for a job. This would have been a serious failure in my mind. Then by December I settled my first ever PI case for policy limits and by January 2021 my revenue finally started going up and I started getting more clients.

That first 4-5 months though, I was like WTF do I do

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4001003&forum_id=2#46570936)



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Date: July 20th, 2023 6:03 PM
Author: cruel-hearted kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4001003&forum_id=2#46571187)



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Date: July 20th, 2023 5:05 PM
Author: navy bipolar boiling water

1. Newly solo, took $2,000 from some puerto rican who had blown off his domestic violence classes as part of pre trial diversion. Bench warrant issued. Went in with my guy to beg for more time. Left court with all of his belongings in a brown bag because he was remanded on the spot. Had to meet him 10 days later to give him his phone and wallet and it was humiliating.

2. Took a shitty PI case to trial first year solo. Little 8 year old girl hurt on go kart track but track didnt really do anything wrong. I argued she should not have been allowed on track if she couldnt steer, but in reality her white trash mom let her go. We got zipped and mom got hit with a costs judgment (uncollectible fortunately).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4001003&forum_id=2#46570965)



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Date: July 20th, 2023 6:10 PM
Author: idiotic native

lol @ the uncollectible judgment at the end. Poors have an implicit license to go out and do whatever the fuck they like, including abusing the court system, because what are you going to do about it? Oh no not another judgment to add to the pile

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4001003&forum_id=2#46571222)



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Date: July 20th, 2023 6:13 PM
Author: cruel-hearted kitchen

I've never seen a company even bother to move for costs in this situation. What's the point. And you have to pay your lawyer for the filing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4001003&forum_id=2#46571228)



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Date: July 20th, 2023 6:11 PM
Author: Hairraiser Glassy French Chef

did shitlaw for a minute after leaving biglaw, a mother called me and told me her daughter, my client, had been murdered and she wanted the retainer back

I gave it to her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4001003&forum_id=2#46571225)



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Date: July 20th, 2023 6:17 PM
Author: idiotic native

Did you confirm that the daughter was actually murdered? Should be a local news story about it. You'd be amazed at the scams proles run

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4001003&forum_id=2#46571242)



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Date: July 20th, 2023 6:18 PM
Author: Hairraiser Glassy French Chef

I did, and it was real and fucked up, mostly that her mother wanted money within hours of her daughter being murdered

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4001003&forum_id=2#46571244)



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Date: July 20th, 2023 6:20 PM
Author: idiotic native

fma

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4001003&forum_id=2#46571251)



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Date: July 20th, 2023 9:46 PM
Author: insanely creepy talented jew newt

I'd give it back too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4001003&forum_id=2#46571930)



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Date: July 20th, 2023 10:30 PM
Author: Primrose bawdyhouse coffee pot

Fuck that is dark

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4001003&forum_id=2#46572117)



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Date: July 20th, 2023 6:15 PM
Author: sepia nowag regret

getting shitcanned from biglaw even though it was year 9 and i was actively avoiding work for like 2 years. still felt bad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4001003&forum_id=2#46571236)