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How long would you last if you were dropped off in the 1300's?
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Date: June 18th, 2018 10:15 AM Author: cheese-eating diverse public bath In proper clothing for the times, a dagger, and a small satchel of coins equivalent to $200 today.
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Date: June 18th, 2018 10:15 AM Author: bright offensive trust fund probably 20 min until TB hits or i rape the wrong caveman's chick. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004568&forum_id=2#36264570) |
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Date: June 18th, 2018 6:15 PM Author: red curious hell lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004568&forum_id=2#36267727) |
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Date: June 18th, 2018 10:29 AM Author: cordovan comical potus I would be king in a year (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004568&forum_id=2#36264637) |
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Date: June 18th, 2018 10:33 AM Author: appetizing french masturbator as soon as you started rambling about people getting in early on bitcoin youd be burned at the stake (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004568&forum_id=2#36264648) |
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Date: June 18th, 2018 10:34 AM Author: Twinkling rehab tank Where am I dropped off? Do we get to pick? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004568&forum_id=2#36264653) |
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Date: June 18th, 2018 10:35 AM Author: bright offensive trust fund jerusalem (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004568&forum_id=2#36264655) |
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Date: June 18th, 2018 10:44 AM Author: Twinkling rehab tank Do I know the language they speak or just what I speak now? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004568&forum_id=2#36264685) |
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Date: June 18th, 2018 10:45 AM Author: bright offensive trust fund you speak english only, and are wearing jeans and a starter jacket. no t shirt. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004568&forum_id=2#36264688) |
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Date: June 18th, 2018 11:03 AM Author: Twinkling rehab tank I’m fucked. Might as well try to find a brothel and enjoy myself with the money. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004568&forum_id=2#36264770) |
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Date: June 18th, 2018 12:33 PM Author: Transparent idiotic theatre Why would a brothel want to hire you? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004568&forum_id=2#36265489) |
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Date: June 18th, 2018 2:25 PM Author: spruce forum toaster (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004568&forum_id=2#36266290) |
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Date: June 18th, 2018 3:42 PM Author: nudist school (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004568&forum_id=2#36266869) |
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Date: June 18th, 2018 11:32 PM Author: startling internet-worthy regret (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004568&forum_id=2#36269859) |
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Date: June 18th, 2018 11:32 PM Author: pink judgmental cruise ship (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004568&forum_id=2#36269865) |
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Date: June 18th, 2018 11:46 PM Author: histrionic metal roommate corner (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004568&forum_id=2#36269915) |
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Date: June 19th, 2018 3:33 AM Author: Walnut Learning Disabled Pit Twinkling Uncleanness (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004568&forum_id=2#36270332) |
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Date: June 18th, 2018 12:47 PM Author: mind-boggling stage tattoo pull over starter jacket from the 1990s? And what team? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004568&forum_id=2#36265583) |
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Date: June 18th, 2018 2:22 PM Author: Twinkling rehab tank Which team would give you the best shot at survival?
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Date: June 18th, 2018 11:19 PM Author: mind-boggling stage tattoo Charlotte hornets (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004568&forum_id=2#36269749) |
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Date: June 18th, 2018 2:25 PM Author: provocative coral crotch blood rage Charlotte Hornets of course (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004568&forum_id=2#36266291) |
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Date: June 18th, 2018 11:19 PM Author: mind-boggling stage tattoo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004568&forum_id=2#36269745) |
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Date: June 18th, 2018 6:15 PM Author: bright offensive trust fund 91 oakland raiders (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004568&forum_id=2#36267726) |
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Date: June 18th, 2018 11:20 PM Author: cheese-eating diverse public bath (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004568&forum_id=2#36269759) |
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Date: June 18th, 2018 10:41 AM Author: Honey-headed Stimulating Kitchen I've read that it was only sometime during the Victorian Era when a person would have a decent chance of surviving if they were sent back like this. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004568&forum_id=2#36264668) |
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Date: June 18th, 2018 10:42 AM Author: Aromatic multi-billionaire generalized bond Do I get to bring a gun? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004568&forum_id=2#36264677) |
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Date: June 18th, 2018 10:43 AM Author: Embarrassed to the bone fat ankles I'd buy a Flying J's and pretend to be a mute (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004568&forum_id=2#36264680) |
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Date: June 19th, 2018 3:30 AM Author: Talented heaven boltzmann (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004568&forum_id=2#36270331) |
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Date: June 18th, 2018 10:44 AM Author: brass thriller marketing idea do I speak the language (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004568&forum_id=2#36264686) |
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Date: June 18th, 2018 10:45 AM Author: hairless indirect expression there was a good thread years ago about waking up naked in the street in 1797. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004568&forum_id=2#36264689) |
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Date: June 18th, 2018 10:46 AM Author: Embarrassed to the bone fat ankles That thread was later adapted for an HBO miniseries not flame (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004568&forum_id=2#36264695) |
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Date: June 18th, 2018 10:48 AM Author: hairless indirect expression did they show the guy's dong? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004568&forum_id=2#36264707) |
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Date: June 18th, 2018 10:50 AM Author: bright offensive trust fund they only adopted 2% of the poasts. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004568&forum_id=2#36264714) |
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Date: June 18th, 2018 12:36 PM Author: multi-colored garrison half-breed fortunately, those 2% were the ones that described the guy's dong. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004568&forum_id=2#36265507) |
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Date: June 18th, 2018 12:18 PM Author: fluffy irradiated sex offender Only chance is if you are dropped off in England and can somehow understand their middle English (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004568&forum_id=2#36265381) |
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Date: June 18th, 2018 12:22 PM Author: overrated hominid mediation You’d have to play a mute. Cant be heard speaking some foreign tongue. Best bet may be to go to an estate and start workjng in the fields. Try to pass yourself off as a wandering idiot but you know how to plow fields so theyll feed and let you sleep in a barn. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004568&forum_id=2#36265411) |
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Date: June 18th, 2018 12:23 PM Author: aquamarine supple electric furnace why the fuck would i know how to plow fields (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004568&forum_id=2#36265417) |
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Date: June 18th, 2018 12:32 PM Author: overrated hominid mediation Watch someone do it for 2 mins how hard could it be to learn (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004568&forum_id=2#36265483) |
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Date: June 18th, 2018 12:33 PM Author: aquamarine supple electric furnace youre gonna get executed for FRAUD asap (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004568&forum_id=2#36265488) |
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Date: June 18th, 2018 12:28 PM Author: Erotic cerebral range nowag They didn't teach field plowing where I went to school.
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Date: June 18th, 2018 12:23 PM Author: pearly chad I'd probably die of small pox (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004568&forum_id=2#36265416) |
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Date: June 18th, 2018 12:23 PM Author: boyish plaza id pwn (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004568&forum_id=2#36265421) |
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Date: June 18th, 2018 12:27 PM Author: Grizzly Step-uncle's House Immigrant find a merchant from finland, spain, germany, or england and suck his dick for a ride back
die of tuberculosis
get my corpse raped and dagger shoved up my dead asshole
yup, I'd make out just fine! |
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Date: June 18th, 2018 12:42 PM Author: Silver bateful liquid oxygen ok, now describe what would happen if you got sent back (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004568&forum_id=2#36265551) |
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Date: June 18th, 2018 12:44 PM Author: Grizzly Step-uncle's House Immigrant similar but I would die of tuberculosis before sucking dick for a ride (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004568&forum_id=2#36265572) |
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Date: June 18th, 2018 12:28 PM Author: bronze jewess i was watching braveheart last night. I think pretty well (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004568&forum_id=2#36265458) |
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Date: June 18th, 2018 12:29 PM Author: boyish plaza Can I trade in the dagger for a massive bag of Skittles?
I could barter the fuck out of Skittles to get enough stuff to set myself up okay |
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Date: June 18th, 2018 12:31 PM Author: Transparent idiotic theatre (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004568&forum_id=2#36265479) |
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Date: June 18th, 2018 12:33 PM Author: overrated hominid mediation Pretty sure they’d just kill you and take your skittles but sure (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004568&forum_id=2#36265490) |
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Date: June 18th, 2018 12:35 PM Author: boyish plaza average height in 1350 was 4'9" and average IQ was 66. Not saying a village full of actually retarded 4th graders could not kill me, but it wouldnt be easy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004568&forum_id=2#36265500) |
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Date: June 18th, 2018 12:38 PM Author: Emerald Contagious Principal's Office Idiot went to a museum recently that had a BC-era sarcophagus of some rich guy. Not flame a 10 year old child might have been able to fit in it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004568&forum_id=2#36265521) |
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Date: June 18th, 2018 12:38 PM Author: aquamarine supple electric furnace everyone is either strong as fuck from plowing fields all day or dead. also they are particularly brutal. theyd fuck your ass easy. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004568&forum_id=2#36265522) |
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Date: June 18th, 2018 12:51 PM Author: pearly chad Average strength would have been insane back then. Plus living in a much more violent society. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004568&forum_id=2#36265615) |
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Date: June 19th, 2018 5:02 AM Author: splenetic thirsty doctorate Actually they were all malnourished and deformed as fuck. My gym-sculpted body would be literally god mode (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004568&forum_id=2#36270388) |
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Date: June 19th, 2018 8:06 AM Author: Transparent idiotic theatre They got 7 months off a year (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004568&forum_id=2#36270562) |
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Date: June 18th, 2018 2:10 PM Author: buff trump supporter boiling water Flame. John of Gaunt and Lionel of Antwerp (alpha sons of king edward iii) were both like 7 feet tall and jacked. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004568&forum_id=2#36266193) |
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Date: June 18th, 2018 12:41 PM Author: hot gas station background story (14th century George Zimmerman) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004568&forum_id=2#36265542) |
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Date: June 18th, 2018 12:37 PM Author: Emerald Contagious Principal's Office Idiot I would be a literal giant in 1300 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004568&forum_id=2#36265514) |
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Date: June 18th, 2018 12:43 PM Author: aquamarine supple electric furnace according to this guy guys in 1300 were about as tall on average as modern americans
https://news.osu.edu/news/2004/09/01/medimen/ |
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Date: June 18th, 2018 12:46 PM Author: Grizzly Step-uncle's House Immigrant Charlemagne was 6'2 and he was considered pretty tall. Frenchmen during the french revolution were on avg 5'4, 100lbs. Human size has varied greatly due to nutrition through the generations and it's mostly luck in a hypo like this whether you're a midget or a giant (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004568&forum_id=2#36265580) |
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Date: June 18th, 2018 12:47 PM Author: aquamarine supple electric furnace apparently heights dropped off hugely by the victorian age (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004568&forum_id=2#36265582) |
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Date: June 18th, 2018 12:51 PM Author: Grizzly Step-uncle's House Immigrant Due to nutrition and, if I had to wager, differences in vitamin D levels, alcohol usage, and probably amounts of physical labor in pregnant women and young children. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004568&forum_id=2#36265607) |
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Date: June 18th, 2018 12:53 PM Author: aquamarine supple electric furnace nutrition was worse in victorian england than in 1300s? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004568&forum_id=2#36265627) |
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Date: June 18th, 2018 12:55 PM Author: Grizzly Step-uncle's House Immigrant We still haven't narrowed down which nutrients cause the greatest differences in height for pregnant women. It's almost certainly the biggest factor after genetics. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004568&forum_id=2#36265639) |
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Date: June 18th, 2018 11:52 PM Author: Glittery Mentally Impaired Brunch yes, this is literally true. medieval peasants ate more calories and better food than victorian factory workers (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004568&forum_id=2#36269937) |
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Date: June 18th, 2018 12:48 PM Author: Free-loading titillating university dopamine Interesting that an article from 2004 references climate change. Wasn’t it just global warming back then? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004568&forum_id=2#36265588) |
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Date: June 18th, 2018 1:01 PM Author: aquamarine supple electric furnace 2004 wasnt 'years ago' (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004568&forum_id=2#36265692) |
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Date: June 18th, 2018 12:44 PM Author: Wonderful ticket booth I’d probably disrupt the timeline and paradox myself out of existence immediately. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004568&forum_id=2#36265569) |
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Date: June 18th, 2018 12:49 PM Author: Grizzly Step-uncle's House Immigrant *rapes ur great-great-great-granddad's ass* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004568&forum_id=2#36265592) |
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Date: June 18th, 2018 2:13 PM Author: Beady-eyed Misunderstood Native Main People i would immediately strip naked and rub myself in dirt and mud. speaking only in babble, i'd run into the nearest village and find someone in charge. they would likely take pity on me and i would live a life of quiet dignity as a village idiot. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004568&forum_id=2#36266218) |
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Date: June 18th, 2018 2:19 PM Author: plum station id be rich, start trading and hie to the silk road (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004568&forum_id=2#36266251) |
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Date: June 18th, 2018 2:24 PM Author: soul-stirring shimmering patrolman Decent page turner.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Timeline_(novel) |
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Date: June 18th, 2018 3:45 PM Author: Grizzly Step-uncle's House Immigrant movie was better though (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004568&forum_id=2#36266889) |
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Date: June 18th, 2018 6:11 PM Author: exhilarant costumed skinny woman I would be celebrated as a God and live like a king (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004568&forum_id=2#36267708) |
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Date: June 18th, 2018 11:21 PM Author: Beady-eyed Misunderstood Native Main People can charles weigh in on this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004568&forum_id=2#36269766) |
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Date: June 18th, 2018 11:24 PM Author: startling internet-worthy regret I would end up leading a gang of vagabonds and threatening nearby empires for a couple of decades (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004568&forum_id=2#36269794) |
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Date: June 18th, 2018 11:40 PM Author: Bat-shit-crazy theater pervert If I speak the language, I could be a SCHOLAR. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004568&forum_id=2#36269907) |
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Date: June 18th, 2018 11:55 PM Author: startling internet-worthy regret (old Church Slavonic bro) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004568&forum_id=2#36269947) |
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Date: June 19th, 2018 8:05 AM Author: Transparent idiotic theatre (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004568&forum_id=2#36270556) |
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Date: June 19th, 2018 3:28 AM Author: Talented heaven boltzmann If I'm able to speak the language and dropped off in a peaceful European country, I imagine that I could earn an income using my extremely advanced - relative to 1300s tech - understanding of engineering and technology. After that, I keep my head down, try not to piss off the pope, king, and local nobility, and hopefully live long enough to die from war, plague, syphilis, or dysentery. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004568&forum_id=2#36270329) |
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Date: June 19th, 2018 5:06 AM Author: Grizzly Step-uncle's House Immigrant *dies of tuberculosis*
*gets drowned for witchcraft and bogged for faggotry* |
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Date: June 19th, 2018 12:14 PM Author: red curious hell (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004568&forum_id=2#36271796) |
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Date: June 19th, 2018 5:17 AM Author: aquamarine supple electric furnace there's nowhere youd be able to speak the language
no country is 'peaceful' in 1300
the peasants are going to bludgeon you to death with the iPad prototype you try to fashion out of a large rock |
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Date: June 19th, 2018 11:57 AM Author: Bat-shit-crazy theater pervert OP says we speak the language. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004568&forum_id=2#36271682) |
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Date: June 19th, 2018 11:58 AM Author: aquamarine supple electric furnace i dont like that edit, its unrealistic (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004568&forum_id=2#36271691) |
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Date: June 19th, 2018 12:15 PM Author: red curious hell don't fight the hypo bro (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004568&forum_id=2#36271802) |
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Date: June 19th, 2018 12:19 PM Author: hairraiser beta library really tough guy make friends with the townspeople, buy a few health potions from the apothecary
venture into the local cathedral and use my dagger to slay a few monsters and earn a few more coins
return to town, sell my dagger and buy a short sword, quilted armor and buckler
reflect on my experience and refine/develop a few technical skills
venture deeper into the cathedral
rinse and repeat
i'd last about 20 levels, at least on my first try |