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Probably getting fired today

I've been involved in a political power struggle that will p...
Dashing International Law Enforcement Agency
  06/19/18
if youve got it all sorted, just play out the string and get...
beady-eyed spot
  06/19/18
why did you get got and lose?
vivacious market
  06/19/18
he has a level 2 UCL sprain
beady-eyed spot
  06/19/18
I joined in full knowledge that the upside was that I would ...
Dashing International Law Enforcement Agency
  06/19/18
against a woman?
vivacious market
  06/19/18
yes, probably the most mentally unhinged woman I have ever i...
Dashing International Law Enforcement Agency
  06/19/18
destroy her!
vivacious market
  06/19/18
Announce in a firmwide email that you have decided you are i...
concupiscible rusted half-breed
  06/19/18
lol
Laughsome Orchestra Pit Potus
  06/19/18
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French Main People
  06/19/18
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azure out-of-control legend
  06/19/18
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Yapping green lodge wrinkle
  06/22/18
Go immediately to your local armed forces recruiting station...
appetizing stage striped hyena
  06/19/18
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vivacious market
  06/19/18
The bottom line is you're going to need to have a workplace ...
Laughsome Orchestra Pit Potus
  06/19/18
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misunderstood titillating bawdyhouse selfie
  06/19/18
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concupiscible rusted half-breed
  06/19/18
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trip theater stage sweet tailpipe
  06/19/18
I was in this position recently (right down to a psycho woma...
Fighting doobsian plaza
  06/19/18
jfc this is probably happening 1000s of times a day all over...
shaky people who are hurt
  06/19/18
say whatever you want. You previous employer won't actually ...
French Main People
  06/19/18
explain please.
Seedy 180 box office toaster
  06/19/18
It's a small company with ~30 employees, I've only been here...
Dashing International Law Enforcement Agency
  06/19/18
Why are ypu working there?
Harsh Macaca Point
  06/19/18
money
Dashing International Law Enforcement Agency
  06/19/18
how long have you know you were gay and how many coworkers h...
irradiated flushed karate
  06/19/18
Do like what Tom Hanks did in "Philidelpia".
trip theater stage sweet tailpipe
  06/19/18
It turns out I was fired on Thursday, bros! Don't worry ...
Dashing International Law Enforcement Agency
  06/22/18
Haters gonna hate
bespoke friendly grandma private investor
  06/22/18
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lascivious meetinghouse brethren
  06/22/18
I think Thursday is the favorite day of corporations to shit...
Rose cruise ship
  06/22/18
you cop dat severance? i imagine they'd go to great lengths ...
aromatic prole lay
  06/22/18
Cop severance and #maga
multi-colored goal in life
  06/22/18
Go out hard man. I'm probably resigning in a few weeks and I...
Red Arousing Bbw Gunner
  06/22/18
Mr. Jinx won't accept your resignation
French Main People
  06/22/18
...
aromatic prole lay
  06/22/18


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Date: June 19th, 2018 12:43 PM
Author: Dashing International Law Enforcement Agency

I've been involved in a political power struggle that will probably end in my getting SHITCANNED today.

I'm in a fine spot financially, and can easily get another job. I've taken preventative measures already from a technological standpoint.

I think I can get a fairly large severance out of these people. Any nuggets of advice here? Claim sexual harassment? Deface company website? Do nothing at all?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4005526&forum_id=2#36271996)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 12:44 PM
Author: beady-eyed spot

if youve got it all sorted, just play out the string and get your severance

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4005526&forum_id=2#36271999)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 12:45 PM
Author: vivacious market

why did you get got and lose?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4005526&forum_id=2#36272002)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 12:45 PM
Author: beady-eyed spot

he has a level 2 UCL sprain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4005526&forum_id=2#36272004)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 12:46 PM
Author: Dashing International Law Enforcement Agency

I joined in full knowledge that the upside was that I would potentially be a winner in this conflict. I wouldn't say I made any mistakes really. Hard to go into detail here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4005526&forum_id=2#36272010)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 12:49 PM
Author: vivacious market

against a woman?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4005526&forum_id=2#36272024)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 12:53 PM
Author: Dashing International Law Enforcement Agency

yes, probably the most mentally unhinged woman I have ever interacted with

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4005526&forum_id=2#36272055)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 12:54 PM
Author: vivacious market

destroy her!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4005526&forum_id=2#36272060)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 12:47 PM
Author: concupiscible rusted half-breed

Announce in a firmwide email that you have decided you are identifying as a different race and gender so you have grounds to sue when they shitcan you.

The firmwide email will preserve the evidence.

Sit back, relax, and wait for the moment to cash in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4005526&forum_id=2#36272017)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 12:48 PM
Author: Laughsome Orchestra Pit Potus

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4005526&forum_id=2#36272019)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 12:48 PM
Author: French Main People



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4005526&forum_id=2#36272023)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 1:39 PM
Author: azure out-of-control legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4005526&forum_id=2#36272385)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 10:53 AM
Author: Yapping green lodge wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4005526&forum_id=2#36290040)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 12:51 PM
Author: appetizing stage striped hyena

Go immediately to your local armed forces recruiting station and join the national guard or reserves, and inform your employer. Reservists are protected under USERRA.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4005526&forum_id=2#36272037)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 12:54 PM
Author: vivacious market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4005526&forum_id=2#36272062)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 12:52 PM
Author: Laughsome Orchestra Pit Potus

The bottom line is you're going to need to have a workplace injury, and fast, in order to protect yourself. I know this may sound extreme, but we need you to cut off your left hand--is there a mail processing floor that has a pre-2005 separator?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4005526&forum_id=2#36272045)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 1:04 PM
Author: misunderstood titillating bawdyhouse selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4005526&forum_id=2#36272123)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 1:10 PM
Author: concupiscible rusted half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4005526&forum_id=2#36272179)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 1:56 PM
Author: trip theater stage sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4005526&forum_id=2#36272491)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 1:02 PM
Author: Fighting doobsian plaza

I was in this position recently (right down to a psycho woman being the cause) though I jumped ship for another jerb before they could pull together a bullshit case for firing me.

How are you going to explain your reason for leaving this one if asked?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4005526&forum_id=2#36272112)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 1:05 PM
Author: shaky people who are hurt

jfc this is probably happening 1000s of times a day all over the country

what is going to become of our "corporations" after another decade of capable WHITE MALES being driven out by insane harpies?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4005526&forum_id=2#36272139)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 1:06 PM
Author: French Main People

say whatever you want. You previous employer won't actually say that you got fired.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4005526&forum_id=2#36272143)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 1:04 PM
Author: Seedy 180 box office toaster

explain please.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4005526&forum_id=2#36272131)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 1:36 PM
Author: Dashing International Law Enforcement Agency

It's a small company with ~30 employees, I've only been here a short period of time. It's largely a vanity project of the CEO's. The CEO is romantically involved with the woman I am going up against. She has an extensive faction of low-level lackeys inside the firm. She regularly engages in espionage within the firm. Our side has proof of her committing financial crimes. His behavior is not really rational because the path he is choosing absolutely wrecks shareholder value. Let's see what unfolds!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4005526&forum_id=2#36272363)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 1:41 PM
Author: Harsh Macaca Point

Why are ypu working there?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4005526&forum_id=2#36272392)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 1:41 PM
Author: Dashing International Law Enforcement Agency

money

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4005526&forum_id=2#36272398)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 1:10 PM
Author: irradiated flushed karate

how long have you know you were gay and how many coworkers have you confided in?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4005526&forum_id=2#36272170)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 1:58 PM
Author: trip theater stage sweet tailpipe

Do like what Tom Hanks did in "Philidelpia".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4005526&forum_id=2#36272508)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 5:31 AM
Author: Dashing International Law Enforcement Agency

It turns out I was fired on Thursday, bros!

Don't worry about me - things are looking up. The political situation is so fraught right now that I think I will come out way ahead. We will see!

xoxo hth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4005526&forum_id=2#36289160)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 5:34 AM
Author: bespoke friendly grandma private investor

Haters gonna hate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4005526&forum_id=2#36289162)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 5:45 AM
Author: lascivious meetinghouse brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4005526&forum_id=2#36289163)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 5:47 AM
Author: Rose cruise ship

I think Thursday is the favorite day of corporations to shitcan their employees.

It also happens on Fridays, but I think people like Thursdays better.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4005526&forum_id=2#36289164)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 8:02 AM
Author: aromatic prole lay

you cop dat severance? i imagine they'd go to great lengths to keep you quiet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4005526&forum_id=2#36289258)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 10:50 AM
Author: multi-colored goal in life

Cop severance and #maga

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4005526&forum_id=2#36290010)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 6:11 AM
Author: Red Arousing Bbw Gunner

Go out hard man. I'm probably resigning in a few weeks and I'm calling out cunts/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4005526&forum_id=2#36289166)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 8:06 AM
Author: French Main People

Mr. Jinx won't accept your resignation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4005526&forum_id=2#36289272)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 8:13 AM
Author: aromatic prole lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4005526&forum_id=2#36289292)