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Probably getting fired today

I've been involved in a political power struggle that will p...
arrogant vibrant ratface
  06/19/18
if youve got it all sorted, just play out the string and get...
anal associate
  06/19/18
why did you get got and lose?
Hairraiser misanthropic candlestick maker
  06/19/18
he has a level 2 UCL sprain
anal associate
  06/19/18
I joined in full knowledge that the upside was that I would ...
arrogant vibrant ratface
  06/19/18
against a woman?
Hairraiser misanthropic candlestick maker
  06/19/18
yes, probably the most mentally unhinged woman I have ever i...
arrogant vibrant ratface
  06/19/18
destroy her!
Hairraiser misanthropic candlestick maker
  06/19/18
Announce in a firmwide email that you have decided you are i...
carmine beady-eyed dilemma international law enforcement agency
  06/19/18
lol
concupiscible sexy resort
  06/19/18
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shivering cracking newt area
  06/19/18
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Coral talented digit ratio
  06/19/18
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Heady field
  06/22/18
Go immediately to your local armed forces recruiting station...
claret bonkers national
  06/19/18
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Hairraiser misanthropic candlestick maker
  06/19/18
The bottom line is you're going to need to have a workplace ...
concupiscible sexy resort
  06/19/18
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Stimulating judgmental liquid oxygen abode
  06/19/18
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carmine beady-eyed dilemma international law enforcement agency
  06/19/18
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Obsidian sneaky criminal
  06/19/18
I was in this position recently (right down to a psycho woma...
Razzle-dazzle rusted milk
  06/19/18
jfc this is probably happening 1000s of times a day all over...
Seedy offensive double fault
  06/19/18
say whatever you want. You previous employer won't actually ...
shivering cracking newt area
  06/19/18
explain please.
Emerald sticky tanning salon brethren
  06/19/18
It's a small company with ~30 employees, I've only been here...
arrogant vibrant ratface
  06/19/18
Why are ypu working there?
greedy twinkling uncleanness
  06/19/18
money
arrogant vibrant ratface
  06/19/18
how long have you know you were gay and how many coworkers h...
orange bearded death wish
  06/19/18
Do like what Tom Hanks did in "Philidelpia".
Obsidian sneaky criminal
  06/19/18
It turns out I was fired on Thursday, bros! Don't worry ...
arrogant vibrant ratface
  06/22/18
Haters gonna hate
Blathering church crotch
  06/22/18
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ivory community account sound barrier
  06/22/18
I think Thursday is the favorite day of corporations to shit...
dashing state
  06/22/18
you cop dat severance? i imagine they'd go to great lengths ...
abusive aquamarine dragon plaza
  06/22/18
Cop severance and #maga
Idiotic regret location
  06/22/18
Go out hard man. I'm probably resigning in a few weeks and I...
adventurous church building affirmative action
  06/22/18
Mr. Jinx won't accept your resignation
shivering cracking newt area
  06/22/18
...
abusive aquamarine dragon plaza
  06/22/18


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Date: June 19th, 2018 12:43 PM
Author: arrogant vibrant ratface

I've been involved in a political power struggle that will probably end in my getting SHITCANNED today.

I'm in a fine spot financially, and can easily get another job. I've taken preventative measures already from a technological standpoint.

I think I can get a fairly large severance out of these people. Any nuggets of advice here? Claim sexual harassment? Deface company website? Do nothing at all?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4005526&forum_id=2#36271996)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 12:44 PM
Author: anal associate

if youve got it all sorted, just play out the string and get your severance

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4005526&forum_id=2#36271999)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 12:45 PM
Author: Hairraiser misanthropic candlestick maker

why did you get got and lose?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4005526&forum_id=2#36272002)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 12:45 PM
Author: anal associate

he has a level 2 UCL sprain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4005526&forum_id=2#36272004)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 12:46 PM
Author: arrogant vibrant ratface

I joined in full knowledge that the upside was that I would potentially be a winner in this conflict. I wouldn't say I made any mistakes really. Hard to go into detail here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4005526&forum_id=2#36272010)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 12:49 PM
Author: Hairraiser misanthropic candlestick maker

against a woman?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4005526&forum_id=2#36272024)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 12:53 PM
Author: arrogant vibrant ratface

yes, probably the most mentally unhinged woman I have ever interacted with

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4005526&forum_id=2#36272055)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 12:54 PM
Author: Hairraiser misanthropic candlestick maker

destroy her!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4005526&forum_id=2#36272060)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 12:47 PM
Author: carmine beady-eyed dilemma international law enforcement agency

Announce in a firmwide email that you have decided you are identifying as a different race and gender so you have grounds to sue when they shitcan you.

The firmwide email will preserve the evidence.

Sit back, relax, and wait for the moment to cash in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4005526&forum_id=2#36272017)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 12:48 PM
Author: concupiscible sexy resort

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4005526&forum_id=2#36272019)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 12:48 PM
Author: shivering cracking newt area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4005526&forum_id=2#36272023)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 1:39 PM
Author: Coral talented digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4005526&forum_id=2#36272385)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 10:53 AM
Author: Heady field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4005526&forum_id=2#36290040)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 12:51 PM
Author: claret bonkers national

Go immediately to your local armed forces recruiting station and join the national guard or reserves, and inform your employer. Reservists are protected under USERRA.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4005526&forum_id=2#36272037)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 12:54 PM
Author: Hairraiser misanthropic candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4005526&forum_id=2#36272062)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 12:52 PM
Author: concupiscible sexy resort

The bottom line is you're going to need to have a workplace injury, and fast, in order to protect yourself. I know this may sound extreme, but we need you to cut off your left hand--is there a mail processing floor that has a pre-2005 separator?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4005526&forum_id=2#36272045)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 1:04 PM
Author: Stimulating judgmental liquid oxygen abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4005526&forum_id=2#36272123)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 1:10 PM
Author: carmine beady-eyed dilemma international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4005526&forum_id=2#36272179)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 1:56 PM
Author: Obsidian sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4005526&forum_id=2#36272491)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 1:02 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle rusted milk

I was in this position recently (right down to a psycho woman being the cause) though I jumped ship for another jerb before they could pull together a bullshit case for firing me.

How are you going to explain your reason for leaving this one if asked?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4005526&forum_id=2#36272112)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 1:05 PM
Author: Seedy offensive double fault

jfc this is probably happening 1000s of times a day all over the country

what is going to become of our "corporations" after another decade of capable WHITE MALES being driven out by insane harpies?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4005526&forum_id=2#36272139)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 1:06 PM
Author: shivering cracking newt area

say whatever you want. You previous employer won't actually say that you got fired.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4005526&forum_id=2#36272143)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 1:04 PM
Author: Emerald sticky tanning salon brethren

explain please.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4005526&forum_id=2#36272131)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 1:36 PM
Author: arrogant vibrant ratface

It's a small company with ~30 employees, I've only been here a short period of time. It's largely a vanity project of the CEO's. The CEO is romantically involved with the woman I am going up against. She has an extensive faction of low-level lackeys inside the firm. She regularly engages in espionage within the firm. Our side has proof of her committing financial crimes. His behavior is not really rational because the path he is choosing absolutely wrecks shareholder value. Let's see what unfolds!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4005526&forum_id=2#36272363)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 1:41 PM
Author: greedy twinkling uncleanness

Why are ypu working there?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4005526&forum_id=2#36272392)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 1:41 PM
Author: arrogant vibrant ratface

money

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4005526&forum_id=2#36272398)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 1:10 PM
Author: orange bearded death wish

how long have you know you were gay and how many coworkers have you confided in?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4005526&forum_id=2#36272170)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 1:58 PM
Author: Obsidian sneaky criminal

Do like what Tom Hanks did in "Philidelpia".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4005526&forum_id=2#36272508)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 5:31 AM
Author: arrogant vibrant ratface

It turns out I was fired on Thursday, bros!

Don't worry about me - things are looking up. The political situation is so fraught right now that I think I will come out way ahead. We will see!

xoxo hth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4005526&forum_id=2#36289160)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 5:34 AM
Author: Blathering church crotch

Haters gonna hate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4005526&forum_id=2#36289162)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 5:45 AM
Author: ivory community account sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4005526&forum_id=2#36289163)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 5:47 AM
Author: dashing state

I think Thursday is the favorite day of corporations to shitcan their employees.

It also happens on Fridays, but I think people like Thursdays better.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4005526&forum_id=2#36289164)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 8:02 AM
Author: abusive aquamarine dragon plaza

you cop dat severance? i imagine they'd go to great lengths to keep you quiet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4005526&forum_id=2#36289258)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 10:50 AM
Author: Idiotic regret location

Cop severance and #maga

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4005526&forum_id=2#36290010)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 6:11 AM
Author: adventurous church building affirmative action

Go out hard man. I'm probably resigning in a few weeks and I'm calling out cunts/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4005526&forum_id=2#36289166)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 8:06 AM
Author: shivering cracking newt area

Mr. Jinx won't accept your resignation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4005526&forum_id=2#36289272)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 8:13 AM
Author: abusive aquamarine dragon plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4005526&forum_id=2#36289292)