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The children gaze in horror as, for perhaps the first time i...
Medicated pit
  06/20/18
Leave Earl ALONE.
Heady beta roommate senate
  07/05/18
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Medicated pit
  06/20/18
"now who wants to hear about the charred bodies I've fo...
high-end marvelous windowlicker tattoo
  06/20/18
"In between scraping jumper lawyers off the pavement we...
Medicated pit
  06/20/18
Underrated
lavender sickened fortuitous meteor giraffe
  06/25/18
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emerald zippy business firm
  07/05/18
glad you’re back lmao
laughsome nofapping dingle berry
  06/20/18
ty
Medicated pit
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hot crystalline kitty
  06/20/18
except irl lawyers have the most ego of anyone ever and will...
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Medicated pit
  06/25/18
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Wine Juggernaut
  06/25/18
Who likes video games? *passes out EULA/TOS for game* ...
primrose 180 kitchen
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Maize stimulating theatre
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emerald zippy business firm
  07/05/18
LOLOLOL
Fiercely-loyal party of the first part place of business
  06/25/18
On another note, it’s weird because most people on xo were “...
Wine Juggernaut
  06/25/18
"Kids, this is the racist website that I rant about fuc...
mind-boggling church building
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"Now, if I really want to show them that I'm angry, I e...
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Swashbuckling burgundy space love of her life
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emerald zippy business firm
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"kids have a good day, and govern yourselves accordingl...
jet-lagged filthpig
  06/25/18
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Fiercely-loyal party of the first part place of business
  06/25/18
haha wow holy shit
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Date: June 20th, 2018 9:20 AM
Author: Medicated pit

The children gaze in horror as, for perhaps the first time in their young lives, they internalize the abyss that awaits them at the end of the school pipeline.

But then, by the grace of God, enters a firefighter.

"Hey kids! Who wants to see how I use an axe and climb ladders?!"

The children cheer as you slink to the corner to check the four unread emails you received during your five minute tale of woe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4006255&forum_id=2#36276895)



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Date: July 5th, 2018 8:03 AM
Author: Heady beta roommate senate

Leave Earl ALONE.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4006255&forum_id=2#36366882)



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Date: June 20th, 2018 9:25 AM
Author: Medicated pit



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Date: June 20th, 2018 9:28 AM
Author: high-end marvelous windowlicker tattoo

"now who wants to hear about the charred bodies I've found?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4006255&forum_id=2#36276949)



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Date: June 20th, 2018 2:35 PM
Author: Medicated pit

"In between scraping jumper lawyers off the pavement we even manage to respond to a few fires, haha!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4006255&forum_id=2#36279210)



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Date: June 25th, 2018 4:53 PM
Author: lavender sickened fortuitous meteor giraffe

Underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4006255&forum_id=2#36307740)



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Date: July 5th, 2018 8:00 AM
Author: emerald zippy business firm



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Date: June 20th, 2018 9:28 AM
Author: laughsome nofapping dingle berry

glad you’re back lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4006255&forum_id=2#36276953)



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Date: June 20th, 2018 11:32 AM
Author: Medicated pit

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4006255&forum_id=2#36277815)



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Date: June 20th, 2018 9:42 AM
Author: hot crystalline kitty



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Date: June 20th, 2018 2:37 PM
Author: Territorial candlestick maker

except irl lawyers have the most ego of anyone ever and will pretend to be some international dealmaker, thereby perpetuating the cycle of surprise and misery on the next generation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4006255&forum_id=2#36279228)



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Date: June 25th, 2018 4:46 PM
Author: Medicated pit



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Date: June 25th, 2018 4:52 PM
Author: Wine Juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4006255&forum_id=2#36307730)



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Date: June 25th, 2018 4:54 PM
Author: primrose 180 kitchen

Who likes video games?

*passes out EULA/TOS for game*

I wrote that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4006255&forum_id=2#36307747)



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Date: July 5th, 2018 7:54 AM
Author: Maize stimulating theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4006255&forum_id=2#36366866)



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Date: July 5th, 2018 8:01 AM
Author: emerald zippy business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4006255&forum_id=2#36366879)



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Date: June 25th, 2018 4:57 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal party of the first part place of business

LOLOLOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4006255&forum_id=2#36307766)



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Date: June 25th, 2018 4:58 PM
Author: Wine Juggernaut

On another note, it’s weird because most people on xo were “nerds” in school who probably liked homework, reading, writing, etc. that’s literally, what you do all day as a lawyer but it fucking blows

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4006255&forum_id=2#36307781)



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Date: June 25th, 2018 5:01 PM
Author: mind-boggling church building

"Kids, this is the racist website that I rant about fucking liberals on while I half ass drafting discovery and I threaten people I've never met on the phone. Prefstigous!@@

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4006255&forum_id=2#36307795)



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Date: June 25th, 2018 5:24 PM
Author: Exciting Yapping Gunner Shrine

"Now, if I really want to show them that I'm angry, I end the email with just 'Regards' without the 'Best' modifier. Yep, sometimes it gets prittt-ty tense in deal work. Heh."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4006255&forum_id=2#36307905)



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Date: June 25th, 2018 5:26 PM
Author: Swashbuckling burgundy space love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4006255&forum_id=2#36307915)



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Date: June 25th, 2018 11:24 PM
Author: Medicated pit



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Date: July 5th, 2018 7:56 AM
Author: carnelian nowag ratface



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Date: July 5th, 2018 8:02 AM
Author: emerald zippy business firm



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Date: January 31st, 2020 10:04 PM
Author: Stirring goyim step-uncle's house



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Date: June 25th, 2018 5:28 PM
Author: jet-lagged filthpig

"kids have a good day, and govern yourselves accordingly"

*drops mic on floor next to marine todd's navy seal dad*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4006255&forum_id=2#36307922)



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Date: June 25th, 2018 9:48 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal party of the first part place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4006255&forum_id=2#36309343)



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Date: June 25th, 2018 10:14 PM
Author: buff theater stage main people

haha wow holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4006255&forum_id=2#36309455)



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Date: June 26th, 2018 12:41 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal party of the first part place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4006255&forum_id=2#36312291)



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Date: July 5th, 2018 7:49 AM
Author: Medicated pit



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