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U @ ur kid's career day: "Yup, I read every word on all 80 pages of the contract

The children gaze in horror as, for perhaps the first time i...
flushed hilarious really tough guy
  06/20/18
Leave Earl ALONE.
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flushed hilarious really tough guy
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"now who wants to hear about the charred bodies I've fo...
Flesh Diverse Senate Round Eye
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"In between scraping jumper lawyers off the pavement we...
flushed hilarious really tough guy
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Underrated
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stirring rusted dog poop ticket booth
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glad you’re back lmao
saffron people who are hurt
  06/20/18
ty
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beady-eyed chartreuse public bath pistol
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except irl lawyers have the most ego of anyone ever and will...
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multi-colored forum french chef
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Who likes video games? *passes out EULA/TOS for game* ...
Primrose organic girlfriend
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Claret Parlour
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stirring rusted dog poop ticket booth
  07/05/18
LOLOLOL
Ruddy cerebral church building
  06/25/18
On another note, it’s weird because most people on xo were “...
multi-colored forum french chef
  06/25/18
"Kids, this is the racist website that I rant about fuc...
Ungodly area
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Ruddy cerebral church building
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haha wow holy shit
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Date: June 20th, 2018 9:20 AM
Author: flushed hilarious really tough guy

The children gaze in horror as, for perhaps the first time in their young lives, they internalize the abyss that awaits them at the end of the school pipeline.

But then, by the grace of God, enters a firefighter.

"Hey kids! Who wants to see how I use an axe and climb ladders?!"

The children cheer as you slink to the corner to check the four unread emails you received during your five minute tale of woe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4006255&forum_id=2#36276895)



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Date: July 5th, 2018 8:03 AM
Author: Peach maniacal house

Leave Earl ALONE.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4006255&forum_id=2#36366882)



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Date: June 20th, 2018 9:25 AM
Author: flushed hilarious really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4006255&forum_id=2#36276936)



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Date: June 20th, 2018 9:28 AM
Author: Flesh Diverse Senate Round Eye

"now who wants to hear about the charred bodies I've found?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4006255&forum_id=2#36276949)



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Date: June 20th, 2018 2:35 PM
Author: flushed hilarious really tough guy

"In between scraping jumper lawyers off the pavement we even manage to respond to a few fires, haha!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4006255&forum_id=2#36279210)



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Date: June 25th, 2018 4:53 PM
Author: razzmatazz gold giraffe

Underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4006255&forum_id=2#36307740)



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Date: July 5th, 2018 8:00 AM
Author: stirring rusted dog poop ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4006255&forum_id=2#36366876)



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Date: June 20th, 2018 9:28 AM
Author: saffron people who are hurt

glad you’re back lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4006255&forum_id=2#36276953)



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Date: June 20th, 2018 11:32 AM
Author: flushed hilarious really tough guy

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4006255&forum_id=2#36277815)



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Date: June 20th, 2018 9:42 AM
Author: beady-eyed chartreuse public bath pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4006255&forum_id=2#36277025)



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Date: June 20th, 2018 2:37 PM
Author: Twinkling fighting digit ratio

except irl lawyers have the most ego of anyone ever and will pretend to be some international dealmaker, thereby perpetuating the cycle of surprise and misery on the next generation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4006255&forum_id=2#36279228)



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Date: June 25th, 2018 4:46 PM
Author: flushed hilarious really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4006255&forum_id=2#36307682)



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Date: June 25th, 2018 4:52 PM
Author: multi-colored forum french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4006255&forum_id=2#36307730)



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Date: June 25th, 2018 4:54 PM
Author: Primrose organic girlfriend

Who likes video games?

*passes out EULA/TOS for game*

I wrote that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4006255&forum_id=2#36307747)



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Date: July 5th, 2018 7:54 AM
Author: Claret Parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4006255&forum_id=2#36366866)



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Date: July 5th, 2018 8:01 AM
Author: stirring rusted dog poop ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4006255&forum_id=2#36366879)



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Date: June 25th, 2018 4:57 PM
Author: Ruddy cerebral church building

LOLOLOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4006255&forum_id=2#36307766)



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Date: June 25th, 2018 4:58 PM
Author: multi-colored forum french chef

On another note, it’s weird because most people on xo were “nerds” in school who probably liked homework, reading, writing, etc. that’s literally, what you do all day as a lawyer but it fucking blows

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4006255&forum_id=2#36307781)



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Date: June 25th, 2018 5:01 PM
Author: Ungodly area

"Kids, this is the racist website that I rant about fucking liberals on while I half ass drafting discovery and I threaten people I've never met on the phone. Prefstigous!@@

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4006255&forum_id=2#36307795)



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Date: June 25th, 2018 5:24 PM
Author: vivacious pervert den

"Now, if I really want to show them that I'm angry, I end the email with just 'Regards' without the 'Best' modifier. Yep, sometimes it gets prittt-ty tense in deal work. Heh."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4006255&forum_id=2#36307905)



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Date: June 25th, 2018 5:26 PM
Author: mint fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4006255&forum_id=2#36307915)



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Date: June 25th, 2018 11:24 PM
Author: flushed hilarious really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4006255&forum_id=2#36309914)



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Date: July 5th, 2018 7:56 AM
Author: brilliant tattoo kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4006255&forum_id=2#36366867)



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Date: July 5th, 2018 8:02 AM
Author: stirring rusted dog poop ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4006255&forum_id=2#36366880)



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Date: January 31st, 2020 10:04 PM
Author: hyperactive kink-friendly base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4006255&forum_id=2#39521838)



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Date: June 25th, 2018 5:28 PM
Author: chocolate infuriating gas station

"kids have a good day, and govern yourselves accordingly"

*drops mic on floor next to marine todd's navy seal dad*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4006255&forum_id=2#36307922)



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Date: June 25th, 2018 9:48 PM
Author: Ruddy cerebral church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4006255&forum_id=2#36309343)



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Date: June 25th, 2018 10:14 PM
Author: Mind-boggling sinister principal's office feces

haha wow holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4006255&forum_id=2#36309455)



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Date: June 26th, 2018 12:41 PM
Author: Ruddy cerebral church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4006255&forum_id=2#36312291)



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Date: July 5th, 2018 7:49 AM
Author: flushed hilarious really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4006255&forum_id=2#36366858)