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Date: June 20th, 2018 9:20 AM
Author: Topaz New Version Site

The children gaze in horror as, for perhaps the first time in their young lives, they internalize the abyss that awaits them at the end of the school pipeline.

But then, by the grace of God, enters a firefighter.

"Hey kids! Who wants to see how I use an axe and climb ladders?!"

The children cheer as you slink to the corner to check the four unread emails you received during your five minute tale of woe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4006255&forum_id=2#36276895)



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Date: July 5th, 2018 8:03 AM
Author: Stimulating sound barrier

Leave Earl ALONE.

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Date: June 20th, 2018 9:25 AM
Author: Topaz New Version Site



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Date: June 20th, 2018 9:28 AM
Author: Swashbuckling maize brunch

"now who wants to hear about the charred bodies I've found?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4006255&forum_id=2#36276949)



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Date: June 20th, 2018 2:35 PM
Author: Topaz New Version Site

"In between scraping jumper lawyers off the pavement we even manage to respond to a few fires, haha!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4006255&forum_id=2#36279210)



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Date: June 25th, 2018 4:53 PM
Author: Titillating shrine

Underrated

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Date: July 5th, 2018 8:00 AM
Author: shaky heady location potus



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Date: June 20th, 2018 9:28 AM
Author: racy toilet seat casino

glad you’re back lmao

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Date: June 20th, 2018 11:32 AM
Author: Topaz New Version Site

ty

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Date: June 20th, 2018 9:42 AM
Author: Fuchsia spectacular box office digit ratio



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Date: June 20th, 2018 2:37 PM
Author: massive step-uncle's house

except irl lawyers have the most ego of anyone ever and will pretend to be some international dealmaker, thereby perpetuating the cycle of surprise and misery on the next generation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4006255&forum_id=2#36279228)



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Date: June 25th, 2018 4:46 PM
Author: Topaz New Version Site



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Date: June 25th, 2018 4:52 PM
Author: Misanthropic Splenetic Circlehead Mother



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Date: June 25th, 2018 4:54 PM
Author: offensive contagious stead

Who likes video games?

*passes out EULA/TOS for game*

I wrote that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4006255&forum_id=2#36307747)



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Date: July 5th, 2018 7:54 AM
Author: iridescent organic girlfriend church



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Date: July 5th, 2018 8:01 AM
Author: shaky heady location potus



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Date: June 25th, 2018 4:57 PM
Author: Blue Insanely Creepy Feces Ratface

LOLOLOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4006255&forum_id=2#36307766)



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Date: June 25th, 2018 4:58 PM
Author: Misanthropic Splenetic Circlehead Mother

On another note, it’s weird because most people on xo were “nerds” in school who probably liked homework, reading, writing, etc. that’s literally, what you do all day as a lawyer but it fucking blows

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4006255&forum_id=2#36307781)



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Date: June 25th, 2018 5:01 PM
Author: stirring gaping state

"Kids, this is the racist website that I rant about fucking liberals on while I half ass drafting discovery and I threaten people I've never met on the phone. Prefstigous!@@

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4006255&forum_id=2#36307795)



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Date: June 25th, 2018 5:24 PM
Author: cerebral useless brakes

"Now, if I really want to show them that I'm angry, I end the email with just 'Regards' without the 'Best' modifier. Yep, sometimes it gets prittt-ty tense in deal work. Heh."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4006255&forum_id=2#36307905)



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Date: June 25th, 2018 5:26 PM
Author: Dark Histrionic Kitchen Cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4006255&forum_id=2#36307915)



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Date: June 25th, 2018 11:24 PM
Author: Topaz New Version Site



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Date: July 5th, 2018 7:56 AM
Author: cocky partner



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Date: July 5th, 2018 8:02 AM
Author: shaky heady location potus



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Date: January 31st, 2020 10:04 PM
Author: Hideous disturbing philosopher-king lodge



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Date: June 25th, 2018 5:28 PM
Author: Lemon Thriller Internal Respiration Forum

"kids have a good day, and govern yourselves accordingly"

*drops mic on floor next to marine todd's navy seal dad*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4006255&forum_id=2#36307922)



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Date: June 25th, 2018 9:48 PM
Author: Blue Insanely Creepy Feces Ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4006255&forum_id=2#36309343)



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Date: June 25th, 2018 10:14 PM
Author: exhilarant theater

haha wow holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4006255&forum_id=2#36309455)



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Date: June 26th, 2018 12:41 PM
Author: Blue Insanely Creepy Feces Ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4006255&forum_id=2#36312291)



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Date: July 5th, 2018 7:49 AM
Author: Topaz New Version Site



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