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Supple Brunch Circlehead
  06/20/18
Leave Earl ALONE.
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"now who wants to hear about the charred bodies I've fo...
tan space people who are hurt
  06/20/18
"In between scraping jumper lawyers off the pavement we...
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  06/20/18
Underrated
rusted regret associate
  06/25/18
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Disturbing spruce laser beams
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glad you’re back lmao
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ty
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Wonderful temple striped hyena
  06/20/18
except irl lawyers have the most ego of anyone ever and will...
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Ocher stage sweet tailpipe
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Who likes video games? *passes out EULA/TOS for game* ...
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misunderstood 180 rigor
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Disturbing spruce laser beams
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LOLOLOL
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On another note, it’s weird because most people on xo were “...
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Date: June 20th, 2018 9:20 AM
Author: Supple Brunch Circlehead

The children gaze in horror as, for perhaps the first time in their young lives, they internalize the abyss that awaits them at the end of the school pipeline.

But then, by the grace of God, enters a firefighter.

"Hey kids! Who wants to see how I use an axe and climb ladders?!"

The children cheer as you slink to the corner to check the four unread emails you received during your five minute tale of woe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4006255&forum_id=2#36276895)



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Date: July 5th, 2018 8:03 AM
Author: Azure cheese-eating mother

Leave Earl ALONE.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4006255&forum_id=2#36366882)



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Date: June 20th, 2018 9:25 AM
Author: Supple Brunch Circlehead



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Date: June 20th, 2018 9:28 AM
Author: tan space people who are hurt

"now who wants to hear about the charred bodies I've found?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4006255&forum_id=2#36276949)



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Date: June 20th, 2018 2:35 PM
Author: Supple Brunch Circlehead

"In between scraping jumper lawyers off the pavement we even manage to respond to a few fires, haha!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4006255&forum_id=2#36279210)



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Date: June 25th, 2018 4:53 PM
Author: rusted regret associate

Underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4006255&forum_id=2#36307740)



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Date: July 5th, 2018 8:00 AM
Author: Disturbing spruce laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4006255&forum_id=2#36366876)



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Date: June 20th, 2018 9:28 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac Offensive Kitchen Antidepressant Drug

glad you’re back lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4006255&forum_id=2#36276953)



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Date: June 20th, 2018 11:32 AM
Author: Supple Brunch Circlehead

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4006255&forum_id=2#36277815)



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Date: June 20th, 2018 9:42 AM
Author: Wonderful temple striped hyena



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Date: June 20th, 2018 2:37 PM
Author: Curious Personal Credit Line

except irl lawyers have the most ego of anyone ever and will pretend to be some international dealmaker, thereby perpetuating the cycle of surprise and misery on the next generation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4006255&forum_id=2#36279228)



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Date: June 25th, 2018 4:46 PM
Author: Supple Brunch Circlehead



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Date: June 25th, 2018 4:52 PM
Author: Ocher stage sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4006255&forum_id=2#36307730)



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Date: June 25th, 2018 4:54 PM
Author: Thriller Magenta Pervert Prole

Who likes video games?

*passes out EULA/TOS for game*

I wrote that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4006255&forum_id=2#36307747)



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Date: July 5th, 2018 7:54 AM
Author: misunderstood 180 rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4006255&forum_id=2#36366866)



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Date: July 5th, 2018 8:01 AM
Author: Disturbing spruce laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4006255&forum_id=2#36366879)



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Date: June 25th, 2018 4:57 PM
Author: heady headpube menage

LOLOLOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4006255&forum_id=2#36307766)



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Date: June 25th, 2018 4:58 PM
Author: Ocher stage sweet tailpipe

On another note, it’s weird because most people on xo were “nerds” in school who probably liked homework, reading, writing, etc. that’s literally, what you do all day as a lawyer but it fucking blows

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4006255&forum_id=2#36307781)



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Date: June 25th, 2018 5:01 PM
Author: Talented partner school

"Kids, this is the racist website that I rant about fucking liberals on while I half ass drafting discovery and I threaten people I've never met on the phone. Prefstigous!@@

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4006255&forum_id=2#36307795)



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Date: June 25th, 2018 5:24 PM
Author: brass whorehouse becky

"Now, if I really want to show them that I'm angry, I end the email with just 'Regards' without the 'Best' modifier. Yep, sometimes it gets prittt-ty tense in deal work. Heh."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4006255&forum_id=2#36307905)



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Date: June 25th, 2018 5:26 PM
Author: Arousing center



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Date: June 25th, 2018 11:24 PM
Author: Supple Brunch Circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4006255&forum_id=2#36309914)



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Date: July 5th, 2018 7:56 AM
Author: bat-shit-crazy hall queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4006255&forum_id=2#36366867)



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Date: July 5th, 2018 8:02 AM
Author: Disturbing spruce laser beams



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Date: January 31st, 2020 10:04 PM
Author: Diverse up-to-no-good milk state



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Date: June 25th, 2018 5:28 PM
Author: rough-skinned black woman

"kids have a good day, and govern yourselves accordingly"

*drops mic on floor next to marine todd's navy seal dad*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4006255&forum_id=2#36307922)



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Date: June 25th, 2018 9:48 PM
Author: heady headpube menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4006255&forum_id=2#36309343)



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Date: June 25th, 2018 10:14 PM
Author: coral vivacious set

haha wow holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4006255&forum_id=2#36309455)



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Date: June 26th, 2018 12:41 PM
Author: heady headpube menage



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Date: July 5th, 2018 7:49 AM
Author: Supple Brunch Circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4006255&forum_id=2#36366858)