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I am Parking Enforcement and I just stickered a Hummer

We share a parking lot with a gym, and we have around 15 pri...
racy crackhouse death wish
  06/20/18
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low-t blue locale
  06/20/18
Our manager doesn't want us to boot or tow them, that's why ...
racy crackhouse death wish
  06/20/18
Was she hot?
disturbing useless brakes
  06/20/18
No lol. Mid 50s shrew.
racy crackhouse death wish
  06/20/18
Was picturing a sexy Arizona State sorority instagram chick
disturbing useless brakes
  06/20/18
Pic of sticker? It should say something funny on it.
appetizing cruel-hearted sandwich rigpig
  06/20/18
It is florescent yellow and says, "WARNING! You have pa...
racy crackhouse death wish
  06/20/18
What happens when you put your sticker on some beefy Cholo's...
disturbing useless brakes
  06/20/18
I know kung fu.
racy crackhouse death wish
  06/20/18


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Date: June 20th, 2018 12:55 PM
Author: racy crackhouse death wish

We share a parking lot with a gym, and we have around 15 private spaces for our employees, but the parking lot fills up quickly and people from the gym park in our private spots.

Every morning I go through the lot and put these stickers on cars that are parked in our spots. I have the ones that really stick to the window and you have to scrape them off with a razor blade.

Then I take a photo of the car and license plate, email it to myself, and keep a folder of the vehicles on my computer.

Today, I stickered a Hummer. This Hummer is a repeat offender. I tagged it back on April 4.

The lady who drives the Hummer just came into our building to confront me and as soon as I saw her I remembered her from the first time. She made the same stupid arguments.

First, she wants to know if she was targeted for her Arizona plates. Both times I told her it has nothing to do with her plates. She is parked in our private employee spot, that is why she got the sticker.

So then she argues that she sees other gym people park in our spots all the time and not get stickers. Other people park there for *hours* she says and get away with it. This observation supports her argument that she is being targeted for her Arizona plates, apparently.

I point out that the BMW two cars down from her, with California plates, also got a sticker today and assured her it wasn't personal.

So then she wanted to know if she could pay us money to park in our spots and I told her, again, no.

I gave her some Goo Gone to wipe the shit off her windows.

The BMW asshole hasn't come back yet.

I notice that it is overwhelmingly expensive cars that park in our spots. They apparently feel entitled to do so because the majority of them also back in to the spots like they own them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4006444&forum_id=2#36278322)



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Date: June 20th, 2018 12:58 PM
Author: low-t blue locale



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Date: June 20th, 2018 1:01 PM
Author: racy crackhouse death wish

Our manager doesn't want us to boot or tow them, that's why I go with the stickers that you need to scrape off.

The BMW dude just came in and I could tell he was MAF. He demanded I remove the sticker from his car. I told him I could give him some Goo Gone. He's cleaning his window now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4006444&forum_id=2#36278366)



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Date: June 20th, 2018 1:00 PM
Author: disturbing useless brakes

Was she hot?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4006444&forum_id=2#36278356)



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Date: June 20th, 2018 1:01 PM
Author: racy crackhouse death wish

No lol. Mid 50s shrew.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4006444&forum_id=2#36278368)



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Date: June 20th, 2018 1:02 PM
Author: disturbing useless brakes

Was picturing a sexy Arizona State sorority instagram chick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4006444&forum_id=2#36278374)



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Date: June 20th, 2018 1:03 PM
Author: appetizing cruel-hearted sandwich rigpig

Pic of sticker? It should say something funny on it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4006444&forum_id=2#36278382)



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Date: June 20th, 2018 1:04 PM
Author: racy crackhouse death wish

It is florescent yellow and says, "WARNING! You have parked in a PRIVATE PARKING AREA. Your license number has been noted and is recorded. If this vehicle is parked in this area again, we will have it towed away or booted at your expense."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4006444&forum_id=2#36278399)



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Date: June 20th, 2018 1:04 PM
Author: disturbing useless brakes

What happens when you put your sticker on some beefy Cholo's low-rider and he comes and kicks your ass?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4006444&forum_id=2#36278392)



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Date: June 20th, 2018 1:04 PM
Author: racy crackhouse death wish

I know kung fu.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4006444&forum_id=2#36278404)